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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:05 am

Just a Trucker John Time Waster (with an added possible Mule that I passed onto the Guys/Gals in Green):

Quote:

TJ: Hey there my little Gravy Boat!
Mayday:what
TJ: Well i was saying hello is all.
Mayday:ok
Mayday:hello to you as well
TJ: See that's more better than just 'what' ain't it?
Mayday:k
TJ: So what you wearing?
Mayday:i guess that is non of your bussines
TJ: You sure do seem to has yourself a Bee in yer buttocks you do I was just trying to makes conversation.
Mayday:ok i am here to findlove and then not just to makeconversationi need asoul patner
TJ: Well i is also looking for some loving so maybe we needs to step back a wee bit and smell the horse feathers I is thinking.
Mayday:what ever
TJ: Why is you been like this my Buttered Scone?
TJ: I ain't getting you.
Mayday:i dont know
Mayday:what you mean either
Mayday:all what i know is you are not serious
Mayday:because i havetalked to you before all what you do is be a time waster
TJ: I was just trying to get to knows you better is all my little Crab Cake.
Mayday:i dontthink that is really necessary
Mayday:you will know a person much when you meet in person
TJ: Well should we meat then?
Mayday:i am inflorida where are you...?
TJ: Am in Oklahoma
Mayday:i know you are not serious you are just talking to me invane
TJ: Why you keeps saying that???
Mayday:that is what i beleave
Mayday:about you
Mayday:i know you are married in there and thenyou are just online to play with the heart of women
TJ: That ain't true no it ain't! I never done married and is just looking for a little laddy to settle down with is all and thats the truth so helps me god by god.
Mayday:ok mine aimon here is to find mine soul mate and then as we have meet tonite if you think you are serious about me we can meet tonite all tommorow nite and then see our feelings for each other.....
TJ: Well that might be quite the drive but I spose I can jump in the truck tomorrow and comes to you if thats what you is getting at my long plate special.
Mayday:listen this is the first timewe are going to meet and then i have to be in there first and then find out you alone and then you really leave alone then from there we can continue up in general all what i am trying to say is that i will like to get in there first so later on you and then i can come and then pay a visist
Mayday:besides i leave with mine uncle
TJ: Well that don't bother me none no it don't.
Mayday:so whatare you saying now can i fly up tonite for us to meet besides it just 2 hours
Mayday:what is the name of the closest aiport to your home
TJ: Well its Tulsa International it is my little sweat potato.
Mayday:ok
Mayday:uuussh babe it cost like 356dollars for one way and then 520 round trip
Mayday:i have got just 50 bucks on me and then besides i guess we will need just one way
Mayday:so if you are serious with me i can get you the information of mine uncle besides he is a bank teller so he just pick up that for me then i go and then meet him up at the bank and then recieve that to go and then get mine ticket for me to fly up
TJ: Well one way would be fine with me cause once I gets my womerns I would sure likes to keeps her if you is understanding my meaning.
Mayday:please read what i just said so as i will get you the information to have that sent so i can fly up tonite what do you think
Mayday:i guess i will just arrive there in 2 hours time
TJ: Aww that makes more better sense now yes it does. Sorry but sometimes I ain't all that smarts so gives me his banking details and I will be the happiest to be looking forward to you my Onion Bhatti.
Mayday:cani have your promise on that are you really serious about meeting me or you just playing with mine heart......?
TJ: Aww of course am serious; I ain’t had it in weeks!!!!
Mayday:Do you bealeave in God.......?
TJ: I sure does cross my heart and hopes to die!
Mayday:answer me babedo you beleave in God
TJ: I beleave in God shore enough I do!
Mayday:really then i will like you to swear before God that you are serious about me because i dont want to inform mine uncle about this when you do lie
TJ: I JauntyBoi swears that am true and faithful with extra sprinkles on top too!
Mayday:before God.....?
TJ: Yes Ma'am.
Mayday:ok i hear you
Mayday:hold i am trying to get you that now andtheni guess there are western union close to your home
TJ: Well that ain't gonna work out so well cuse them places is run by greasy hippies they is and I also heard they was Canadian. Lets make this insured and safe and do us a Bank transfer little laddy.
Mayday:bank transfer.....?
Mayday:i guess you are playing as i taught you have a wife in there i guess
TJ: That ain't making no sense Baby Doll cause I is trying to make sure you is getting exactly what you is deserving is all for sure for sure.
Mayday:becuase it is a long procedure whiles i havetell you that mine uncle works at money gram
Mayday:he will just pick that for me beside where he bank is close to the aiport so i just take that and then fly up
Mayday:Name : Stevie the Wonder Lizard
STATE: FLORIDA
STREET : MUGU Drive
ZIP CODE: xxxx
Mayday:Money, Gram
Mayday:that is theinformation of him
TJ: Well if is a bankerer then he knows the routine more better than both of us so thats a good thing.
Mayday:if yuo are serious about me i just wait for you to go and then get done so as i can fly up tonite.......?
Mayday:Bank to Bank transfer is a long procedure
Mayday:Money gram is simple and then faster
TJ: But a Bank transfer is safe and insured so we should be making sure all the dots are dotted and the tees shirts is crossed unless something goes wrong and we both don't be needing that no we don't!
Mayday:so whatare you up to i haveno bank account yet so what do we do about that
Mayday:i dont think this is something we should hold up for so long if you arereally serious about me.....?
TJ: Just a second little laddy I needs to hang the hog. I'll be right back in a pinch I will my sweet side of corn fritters.
Mayday:ok
Mayday:am waiting on you
Mayday:are you heading towards to money gram so i will know what to tell mine uncle
TJ: Am back! I could dang near taste it I was so desperate.
Mayday:ok i hope you have wriiten down the information of mine uncle......?
Mayday:and then besides am i flying up to you tonite or not
TJ: Well I'd sure likes to welcomes you here I woulds but I ain't gonna use that Monkey gram place no I ain't! This conversation is Banan as them French peoples says yes it is!
TJ: Hows about i sends you some extra money so you can swing both ways and maybe some more so you can dolly yerself up a bit?
Mayday:tell me why you are making me see the whole thing not to be seriosu now........
Mayday:just get to moneygram and then have that sent so i can fly up
Mayday:that is all so we can meet face to face then we can proceed on from there
TJ: I just done offered to sends you some extra money so you would be comfortable I did.
Mayday:you mean you have sent that....?
Mayday:ok then i guess i should try and then have some shower now and then makeup mine laguages ready.....
TJ: No I ain't little laddy cause I was waiting for that bank account to sends it to i was. I was figuring $3,000 would make things proper but if you won't lissen then I guess maybe I could drive down and sees you.
Mayday:i dontthink you are serious money is also a bank of corse
TJ: Well ifs you don'ts want my money and don'ts wnats to meat then I guess there ain't much I can be saying now is there?
Mayday:hahaha
Mayday:you are just playing with me
Mayday:God will ask you okthe way you do play with the heart of woman online
TJ: I ain't playing none at all no I ain't cause my Mama never raised no lairs only me and some corn on the cob I spose.
Mayday:then why cant you get to money gram and then send that
TJ: Cause I don't trust them places thats why and I wants you to get your money all safe and insured like cause you is deserving special treatment from me yes you is!
Mayday:ooohh it is safe reliable
Mayday:mine uncle works out there and then i know it is an international money transaction bank
TJ: Well then gives me his bankering account and I will sends it there I will.
Mayday:no he wint agree on that
Mayday:now is still the same is safe through money gram you just send that i give him the information and then that will be picked up right away
Mayday:if it was not a better money transaction sector it would have been closed for long
Mayday:it is safe andthen reliable
TJ: Darling I ain't caring is it is more better than the man on the moon I ain't transferring to one of them hippy places.
Mayday:why hippy
Mayday:i dont beleave yuuo are serious with mine love at all
Mayday:you are making me feel bad and thenupset now
Mayday:because with moneygram they willonly take you 10 dollars to wire 310dollars
TJ: I done saids I was gonna sends you $3,000 didn't I little laddy?
Mayday:i dont need 3000
Mayday:i need only what i can fly up to meet you with
TJ: Well I spose if you don't want it then I ain't gots much more to be saying to you little laddy.
Mayday:yes i need just 310 to fly up to meet you and then find out if you are single in ther
TJ: Am single why you keeps saying that?
Mayday:then go and then send that 310 for me to come
TJ: I done tolds you i would sends you the money didn't I?
Mayday:ok
Mayday:so around what time will you be back from money gram.....?
Mayday:i just informed mineuncle about that and then i hope you wint put me into shame before mine uncle
BUZZ!!!
TJ: I ain't getting you there Darling.
Mayday:ok so around what time will you be back from the bank
TJ: Well if I gets the account now I ought to be back in half a hour I is guessing.
Mayday:ok i hope you wrote the information you will need to send the money atthe money down right
Mayday:if no do that and then besides i am waiting on you now for you to get done sending with that so i will give the information to mine unclew
Mayday:for him to pick that i am getting to the shower room now and then get mine lagauges ready as well babe
TJ: So youis sending me his Bank account?
Mayday:what bank account
Mayday:he is not doing that
Mayday:just get to money gram to send for that so as we can meet if you are not doing this theni know mine taught of you is really true just online playing with the heart of women
TJ: I spose you just ain't ever gonna lissen is you? What kind of Womerns doesn't lissen to her mans?
Mayday:listen if i had a bank account i would havejust get you that for you to do that but then i dont have so we haveno other option apart frommoney gram
TJ: I'm guessing that Uncle feller doesn't love you then is all i can figures.
Mayday:if you need me listen to me so as we can meet then
Mayday:in how many minutes will you get back from money gram
TJ: Just a second cause i needs to water them dang tires my Chef’s Surprise.
Mayday:oki am on here waiting just get me the information when you are done sending that so i will give that to mine uncle so before i get ready and then get there he has cash that already so as i can fly up tonite on time
TJ: Wow that sure feels more better it does!
TJ: Back teeth was floating I swear and I ain't one to swear cause my Mama didn't like no cussing.
Mayday:yesok i hope you are on your way now going
TJ: My bank will be closing soon so if I donts gets that account then it might have to wait to tomorrow which makes me all riled up cause I ain't had it in weeks no I ain't my Apple Strudel with just a whisper of frosting.
Mayday:i see
Mayday:so it will be early in the moring tommorow right that is when you can get to money gram is that right
TJ: I can goes to the Bask when they opens okay?
Mayday:ok i hear you i will tell mine uncle that it will be in the morning but then God really bless no mess
Mayday:that is why i want you to swear onece more yuo are serious about meeting me because if you lie you carry up cursses for yourself babe
Mayday:now so just tell mearound what time will you be done sending for that so i will just catch you up on time and then work things out for me to fly and then meet you up babe
TJ: I'll sends it just as soon as you sends me the Banking informations and thats the god's truth it is! You has yourself a nice night and I'll catch you on the Flip Flop!
Mayday:why so
Mayday:ok
Mayday:just tell me the exact time you will be back frommoney gram so i will meet you on here that is if you are really serious about me

Papa Don't Take No Mess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XyHVTSbVxo

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:19 am

Oscar, good to see you back. This lad is a snot.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:25 am

^About as fun to play with as a dead snake but I shall carry on....

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TJ:Hey there Little Laddy!
Mayday:how are you doing and then besides why do you call me little lady
TJ:Well Ilikes calling you that I does. You wants me to call you something else?
Mayday:never mind i am k with that
Mayday:any way tell me did you send the money for mine coming as we did discused yesterday babe.......?
TJ:I sure didn't cause I waited all day for that bankering account but you never done send it now did you my apple butt.
Mayday:so as i can fly up tonite for us to meet
Mayday:what bank account information are you talking of i gave you tyhe information you will need to send for that
TJ:Aww that ain't no Bank acccount but just some Kenny fellers name is all.
TJ:You there?
Mayday:yes i am on here
Mayday:i did gave you the information you will need at money gram yesterday
TJ:I done told you them hippy places ain't safe I did my little creamy delight
Mayday:bye i dont think you are serius
Mayday:ar you the only [person on earth who sends money through money gram....?
TJ:Why you acting like this to me cause am treating you more better than I should be.
Mayday:nothing proves up you are seriously in searh of your soul mate
Mayday:because what you are saying make no sence if you really need me
TJ:You knows I needs you cause I ain't had it for weeks but since I is being nice to you and you ain't being nice to me I ain't sure what all the fussing is about no I don't!
Mayday:being noce to me in chating is not necessary but being in nice in person when we meet face to face is what we need
TJ:Well that ain't making no sense to me at all and if you ain't gonna be nice to me then maybe I is talking to the wrong laddy.
Mayday:yes
Mayday:i guess i am talking to the wrong man also
Mayday:bye
TJ:I should have figured all you wanted me for was my money and my chiselled abs.
Mayday:did i ask you for money for mine personal things
Mayday:i needed for the ticket on our meeting and then you are playing games
TJ:I done tolds you I ain't playing no games little laddy. I wants you here with me sooner than possible but you also needs to respects your man cause you is just a womern with really nice big bouncing boobies I might add.
Mayday:a woman also needs to be respected by her man
Mayday:now listen to me all what we are saying on here os just 310dollars
Mayday:send that through money gram i have given you the information and then i will fly up to the closest aiport to your home so i contact you when i am on there for you to meet me up and then take me home
TJ:Since I is the one with the Money shouldn't you be obeying and lissening all proper like?
Mayday:ooohh i see is that how you see love
Mayday:you see all your talks shows you are not serious about me
Mayday:besides yu said you will send into account and then i said i have no bank account and then mine uncle is also not giving me that does that mean that we are not meeting........?
Mayday:then what really shows up your seriousness in search of your soul mate
TJ:Dang it Womerns! I done saids I'd gives you money but you is being ungreatful and some other words that I best not say right here and now cause my Mama taught me to respect womerns yes she did!
Mayday:then respect me as your woman and then hear me out to go and then have that sent tonite so as we can meet besides money gram will not be closed by now
TJ:I is trying to respects you but you is being meaner than a hydrophobie skunk and I don't likes it one bit no I don't.
Mayday:
TJ:What's that thing you just typed?
Mayday:let just forget about that the necessary part on here is we meet
Mayday:thinking you are not
Mayday:serious
Mayday:
TJ:Why you keeps saying that????
Mayday:because if you are this is nothing you should delay up on ....we would have meet yesternight all this morning and then talk face to face
Mayday:but you are saying this that will make it impossible fir us to meet
TJ:Aww little laddy it ain't gonna be impossible I can guarantee that yes i can!
Mayday:yes then get to money gram now so as i can fly up tonite
Mayday:for us to meet face to face with that i will get to know you are serious about me
TJ:You needs to be lissening to your man so i can mkaes the proper decisions yes you do! See little laddy I is the one with the money and willing to spends whatever it takes to has you here with me and you has to be trying harder to thinks like a man or maybe just try to be smarter I spose.
Mayday:so which bank account do you want me tyo give you whiles i dont have 1
Mayday:all this shows you are playing game
TJ:Well that there Uncle's would work just fine little laddy.
Mayday:it is ok let say bye to each other you are not serious dont text me again i am not on here for gamees
Mayday:he says he will never do it
Mayday:so it mean we are not meeting right
TJ:I guess he doesn't loves you likes I do?
Mayday:you dont
Mayday:if you do we would have meet yesterday
Mayday:or eveing this morning but we havent we are just on jere just chating
Mayday:chating just that
Mayday:lol
Mayday:you understand why i say you are not serious now
TJ:What's that mean?
Mayday:you understand
Mayday:are you sending through money gram yes or no
Mayday:......?
Mayday:tel me
TJ:I was asking you what lol means I was.
Mayday:dont know
Mayday:are you sending for us to meet yes or no
Mayday:i am not on here just fpr chating is that ight with you
TJ:We ain't chatting we is arguing and you is stubborn like a government mule with a awful case of whatever it is government mules gets little laddy.
Mayday:answer me are you sending through money gram yes or no.....?
Mayday:answer me
Mayday:your answer makes me know mine finall decision on you
TJ:I done tolds you over and over I ain't using them Canadian hippy places cause they ain't safe my little butter bean.
Mayday:ok we are not for each other dont text me again i hope that is ok with you
Mayday:dont do it again
Mayday:good luck in your woman search
TJ:You is the womerns for me!
TJ:I was figuring you must has a friend who has a bankering account.
Mayday:money gram or go away
TJ:Well I guess we is done chatting for today cause you is bean real childish even for a womerns. Maybe all you needs is a nap so you ain’t so cranky but dang it I ain’t no expert no I ain’t.
Mayday:on here just playing with the heart of women
TJ:Now you takes that back cause that ain't true at all no Ma'am it sure ain't!
Mayday:ok give me your bank account
Mayday:all the details of that
TJ:Well I'd have to go get the stuff and I is not at home now
TJ:Its Citibank in Tulsa
Mayday:i see if you are town just pass money gram now
Mayday:the will only take yu 10dollars for transfer charges
TJ:Aww you still ain't lissening is you?
TJ:Aww you still ain't lissening is you?
Mayday:go away i hav no body account to give you so you get to money gram or you get the hell out of mine life
TJ:Now why you cussing at me now cause that ain't laddy like!
Mayday:true talk
Mayday:you do that or you stop texting me because there is no other way of us meeting
Mayday:because you are not ready to do money gram and then i have got no account for you as well so just tsop texting me
TJ:I thinks you needs a nap real bad so you can thinks all proper like and more better.
Mayday:how old are you i want to see some pics of you
TJ:Well I done turned 37 this year I did.
Mayday:i hope you have got mine pics beside si will like to see some pics of you as well
TJ:Well I'll see what I gots since you is being so persiminent!
TJ:Wooo you sure does has an awful big set of swingers you do!
Mayday:now listen to me if you need me you get to money gram now and then we can meet tonite babe
Mayday:just 1
Mayday:i guess 2 will be ok babe
TJ:You gots any better pictures cause those ones is kinda small.
Mayday:same with yours
TJ:Well if you don'ts likes me then I spose I gots nothing left to be saying to you little laddy.
Mayday:i do like you but then how do we realy meet up then babe