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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:44 pm

Hahahah!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:26 pm

I was on vacation this past week and was a bad baiter. My last communication with Sookie was on 8/14.

On 8/16 Sookie sent this:

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Subj: my dearest is all ok with you

how are you and your health condition darling ? i hope you are a bit fine today ? i have not see your mail have nurse "Can you see" not given you the receipt did she send the money at all ? i am waiting and worried to know how you are thanks and God bless you, yours sincerest lovely "Sookie"

Then on 8/19:

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Subj: my darling have the wicked Nurse kill you this caused me to lol

please tell me where you are and how you are ok have they beat you again tell me i am waiting yours lovely "Sookie"

Nice to see that even through my silence, Sookie is still hooked. Hopefully I didn't wait too long to send this excuse today:

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Dearest-

Sorriest for not to be sending you the e-mails! No the nurses did not kill me- yet. They have not been nicest though. Nurse Kenusei has not been in and the other nurses have not been kinder to me. I did have an issue with Nurse Ratchet earlier in the week. I had shit my pants, and after several hours of sitting in my own filth, Nurse Ratchet decided to change me. As she was doing so, I had a particularly bad case of the hershey squirts, and I ended up shitting everywhere. Nurse Ratchet proceeded to beat me and I was quite injured for some time. She seemed angry that some shit got in her mouth. I tried to say I was sorriest to her, but she would not listen. I was so full of being distraught that I could not recall my pass word to look at my e-mails and send you a message. I have calmed down now, and almost have full use of my arm after the beating that Nurse Ratchet delivered to me.

Please tell me, have you collected the money that I sent to you via the Western Union?

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

The bit about not being able to remember my password was true...

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:34 pm

Bait-a Ray Bill wrote:

The bit about not being able to remember my password was true...

Bad baiter. Bad, bad baiter. Run right out to a Staples/Office Max/Office Depot and pick yourself up a notepad and a ballpoint pen. And, while you're out, bring back a stick for me to beat you with. beating

Other than that, the bait is going tremendously. And don't worry about your vacation -- absence makes a lad's heart grow fonder, doesn't it?

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:08 am

^^ I actually have a notepad- it was just in a different location than me...

I wasn't overly concerned though, the lad is firmly on the hook.

Sookie replied to my e-mail, one of the few she has sent on a weekend:

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Subj: NO, NO, NO, I HAVE GETTING ANY MONEY YOU HAVE NOT SEND THE DETAILS. ←I love this! I may add it to my siggy!
I not happy too that is why i am worried about you and your condition over there . please you have to get the payment slip from Nurse "Can you see"and send me i have not see any detail like code number , sender name, and receiver name so please you have to know that the money cant be received until you send me the details/ payment slip. as the Rev. father said sorry for the condition as you have see that you are the one now delaying for my arrival there to help you out from there so that all this insult and problem will end ok have a nice day and may God help you recover Amen. i will be hoping to see the details as well as your phone number ok , yours sincerest "sookie"

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:55 pm

Back on track now- I sent this message to Sookie this morning:

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Dearest-

Nurse Kenusei said that she threw the receipt away. We did not think you would need it. Surely you can go and pick up the money with the information you have? Or the reverand farter I slipped this in and she didn't even notice! with his identifications?

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

Less than an hour later this flew to my inbox!

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Subj: NURSE KENUS MUST BE SO STUPID BY SAYING THAT

How did she say that she threw it away is she a kid that does not know what it is i am not happy and i am not interested if she send the money let her go back to the bank/ western union office were she send the money and ask them for the code for the reverend to have the money or let her forget than you say good bye to her .

Emphasis mine again, but WOW! I have a couple of thoughts here... Not sure what to do next... I can just move forward and "send" the receipt, or the nurse can get gravely offended again, but I've done that already, OR the nurse can get involved directly now...

ETA:
Another e-mail from Sookie just 20 minutes later:

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Subj: darling why Nurses are just kidding you

Nurse did not send that money honestly because there is no evidence that she send it . If she did let her prof her self with the bank slip to show that she did may be you are dating her before that is why she do not want me to come there because i see no reason why she will be delaying for me not to come there to help you and and to get out from here. So you have to ask her to go back to the bank and ask them to give her new slip/ receipt for you to send me the details code numbers and send name amount all this information's are there and too i ask you to send me you phone number you don't want even to call me i don't just know what is going on there please if you and the Nurses don't want me to come i think you have to tell me than fooling me day by day darling prove you love and you want me to come there ok. i will be hoping to hear from you soonest yours sincere "sookie"

After reading this I think I will just proceed with "sending" the receipt... However, I will include some more of Nurse "Can you see"'s background info to poke Sookie with. I will also have to address the issue of why Benja can't call Sookie- easily enough explained away...

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:18 pm

OK- request for help from my fellow baiters-

I consulted my mentor, TLH, on where to go next. We have decided that as far as moving forward with "sending" the receipt:

TLH wrote:

No way. You're having way too much fun with this and the lad is getting more and more frustrated. He's all snarled up in this and is trying hard to get back to his script, so there's no need to throw him a bone just yet.

So- my preferred option is for the nurse to be extremely offended by Sookie's e-mail. How should Sookie make everything alright now, without repeating myself?

And.... GO!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:25 pm

OK- so no suggestions. I sent this message this morning:

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Dearest-

Nurse “Can you see” saw the e-mail you sent me! She is super duper angry at us! She says you offended her when you called her Stupid, and a kid! She has been nothing but kind to us and you say these things to her! No, Nurse “Can you see” and I have never been date! She is a married woman! She telled me her stroy, and I will now tell you so you can see she has no love for me as a husband. Nurse “Can you see” came from Nigeria some years ago and married a man here in the USA. Her name was Ose Chukwu and she is married to Oscar “Can you see”. She met the man on the interwebs and they fell in love. She was much like you in a way- She was in a poor condition in Nigeria and used the interwebs to meet Oscar “Can you see”. They fell in love and he paid for her to come to the USA to be marriage to him! Their story gives me hope for us! That you can come to USA and be marriage to me! But Nurse “Can you see” says you have given her offense with your words! Please you must make a way to show Nurse “Can you see” that you did not mean to have angry words for her! If I lose Nurse “Can you see”'s help, they're will be no one to aid me in sending you the items you need!

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

I will give Sookie a chance to come up with her own apology.

She has been very quick with her replies!

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Subj: TELL HER SORRY AND SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER

I AM SUFFERING HERE IN THIS CAMP AS YOU KNOW AND I AM OWING FOR THE MONEY I PAID FOR THE SCANNING OF MY APOLOGIES I hope she does actually owe money for the scanning. Oh and the wonderful photochops as well! SO WHY DID SHE SAID THAT SHE THREW AWAY / LOST THE SLIP YOU KNOW IS SO SAD TO HEAR THAT I LOVE HER AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE HER SOONEST. SO WHEN I COME THERE I WILL THANKS HER SO MUCH OK SO PLEASE TELL HER SORRY AND I DON'T MEAN TO HUT HER OK LET HER GET THE PAYMENT SLIP AND SEND ME OK I WILL BE HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE CODE THANK YOURS LOVELY “SOOKIE”

I didn’t get the reaction I wanted out of Nurse “Can you see”s background info either. I may have to give more detail as time goes on. The nurse will definitely let her know who she is when she eventually gets in on the e-mails!

Nurse “Can you see” didn’t accept a second hand apology last time, would it be repeating myself too much this time for her to not find it acceptable again? Also, I think it is time to address the phone issue.

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:38 pm

So today I sent a quick, simple response to Sookie:

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I don't know if she will accept the apology from me. She didn't the last time. She is extremely angrier this time a round! I thought I had told you before too, I do not use the phone. When I was in the war, a bomb blew up close to me and I can not hear anything. I am def. So I have no use for a phone.

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

So hopefully that will put an end to the requests for a phone number.

I line with recent patterns, I did not have to wait long for an answer:

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Subj: REALLY SORRY FOR THE BOMB BLAST.

How are you today and your health ? i have heard you and as you said that Nurse "Can you see" need me to come there please you have to please her to correct the matter and send me the money let me come there ok. i will be hoping to hear from you as well as to see the code and details . yours sincere lovely "sookie"

Wait a minute- Benja didn't call Nurse Can you see a stupid kid! Why should he "please her?" I think that should be up to Sookie. Benja's next e-mail will say just that!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:39 pm

Sookie just doesn't seem to understand how important honor and apologies are to Nurse "Can you see!"

In response to her half-assed apology above:

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I do not think you understand that we need to do what ever it takes to keep Nurse “Can You See” happy during this times! She is my only life line to the outside world here. I have told you about my children, and how they are after my money, the shellfish bastards! They will not help me send money. The other nurses here are mean to me and would never do me a favor! Nurse Ratchet is the worst of them all! I do not understand why it is I who have to please Nurse “Can You See”? I am not the one who committed the offending to her. I spoke wtih Nurse “Can You See” on it an she said you called her a stupid kid and you must be the one to make it right. Nurse “Can You See” has returned to the Money Graham and retrieved the receipt to send you of the money transfer. She has told me that she will give it to me to send to you once you have made reparations for the offending. Please hurry and do this soonest! Nurse said that she will leave it up to you how you make the reparations, but it must be heart felt! You all ready no how imprt ant politeness and apologies are to her and i think she is even more madder than she was the last time! I think you may need to make her accepting this appoligy even more super extra special.

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

So she took her time and sent the following:

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Subj: APOLOGY SEND HOPING FOR THE GOOD NEWS.

My lovely darling i have wring and sending you to give my dearest Nurse “Can You See” who has been doing good to you hope that her good will be a point of relationship in between us Amen. i will be happy to meet her let her read waht is in the attachment ok i will be hoping to hear from you soonest yours sincere lovely “sookie”

The following was attached in a doc file:

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I,AM SO SORRY TO NURSE “CAN YOU SEE”
AN APPOLOG TO NURSE “CAN YOU SEE”………..
HOW ARE YOU MY DEAREST SISTER, NURSE “CAN YOU SEE” ? I HOPE AND PRAY THAT THE GOODNESS OF THE LORD IS WITH YOU AS WELL AS YOUR WORK AMEN.
PLEASE I NEED THIS SUPPLICATION/ APPLOGY TO BE CONSIERRED FAVORED , AS WE SUPLICATE FOR FORGIVENESS FROM OUR LORD THE ALMIGHTY WHO IS IN HEAVEN . AT TIME JUSTICE ARE BEEN TENDER WITH MERCY IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOE AND SEE/ WITHNESS MY NASTY AND TERRIBLE CONDITION HERE IN THIS HELL , YOU SHOULD HAVE EVEN ARTED WORSTER THEN ME.
THEREFORE I AM PLEASING TO YOU TO CONSIDER AND TO FORGIVE ME AND ACCEPT ME / MY APPOLOGY AS YOUR YOUNGER SISTER . AS CONSIDERING WHAT I SAID AS A MISTAKE AS A MATTER OF PROVOCATION AND ANGER WHICH I WILL NOT REPEAT ANY MORE I PROMISE.
I HAVE NO MONEY TO SNAP/ SCAN THESES ANY MORE THAT IS WHY I AM PUTTING IT IN WRRING FOR YOU TO READ PERSONALLY AND HAVE THE SYMPATHY TO US TOGETHER BY SENDING US THE PAYMENT SLIP AS WELL AS OTHER IMPORTANT SERVICES WHICH YOU ARE TO RENDER TO MY PARTNER BANJAMIN I SAY MORE GRACE TO YOU ABLE THEREBY HELPING THE NEEDY .
MY DEAREST BANJAMIN WHOS CONDITION HAS CHANGE TO NAGETIVE . HOPING THAT WITH TIME AND HELP OF GOD IT WILL BE GOOD AND FOR US TO CERLEBRATE TOGETHER WHEN I COME THERE SOONEST . PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF GOD WHO WE WORK I APPOLOGIZE YOU, HOPING FOR THE GOOD REPLY OF YOURS SOONEST.
YOURS SINCEREST SISTER “SOOKIE”.

Still too impersonal for Nurse “Can You See’s” liking…

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Thank you for your lates message. Nurse “Can You See” read and noted your apology letter. She said it just doesn't quite cut the must turd. A typed message like that is impersonal, she thought she made that clear previously to you. The message you conveyed was appropriate, but your vehicle for the conveyance was not heartfelt. You must show Nurse “Can You See” how truly sorry you are! You must prostate your self be for her and fullest show her how truly sorry you are for your offense to her.

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:40 pm

Sookie sent this yesterday:

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Subj: WAOO IS SO SAD AND TOUCHING THAT AFTER ALL MY CRY AND TEARS SHE COULD NOT ACCEPT ME

Well my darling Banjaming i love you and i really need to see you face to face , i have tried to come there as well as to help you too out from the nasty and ugly condition of yours there in hospital well i can say that God or Nurse don't want that to come to pass let the will of God be done.
I have please the Nurse to help us get this work don , there by given you the details of the money which she has help to send me as a good sister she is to us will God bless her for her good that she has done in past to you.
How are you today for me i am not fine i was some how ill that is why i have not email you for two days now.
As you know for over two months now i am with you in conversation you has been given me so many assignment in other to verified me after all you realized that i am for real and i am trust worthy not joker or what have you , please tell Nurse "Can you see" to go and get the money back from the western union office or money gram and give you back if she is not touch by my own nasty and terrible condition here in this camp i don't know what else to say before i will say some thing provocative to her i am owning some amount which i use in the scanning of the previous previous apology letter now such is coming up again where should i get the money to do that assignment ? i am not eating very well here in this camp so i cant say more rather let the will of God be don . rest is fine more should be soonest yours sincere lovely "sookie"

So, she seems to think she is the only one suffering here... Perhaps Ben should tell her a little about his own suffering.

ETA:
My reply. More calls for Sookie to "prostate" herself before "Can you see".

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I believe in your suffering and I am sorriest that we can not being together as of yet! Be trusting of me, I am suffering here too! Why after just reading your e-mail, i tried to ask Nurse Ratchet if she would send money for me to you. Do you know what she did? I will telling you now! She kicked me in the nuts! And of course when she did that, i lost all control of my self and then shit every where! It was running down my legs and making a puddle on the floor! So then of course Nurse Ratchet got even more angrier! I could see it coming, I got so scared that I then pissed myself! Nurse Ratchett then proceeded to whip me with my IV tube! Of course no one else believes my story. Nurse Ratchet told every one else that I slipped and fell in my shit that was all over the floor!

Truest words of mine is that Nurse "Can you see" is my only ally. She is under stand ably offended by your words and your lack of a heart felt apology. You must prostate your self be for her and more sincerestly apologise! You once told me that you would do anything I asked. I ask you now- make things right with Nurse Kenusei! We must do every thing we can possibly do to keep her happiest! She is the key to getting you here! I have already prostated my self to her. I layed on the floor on my face and begged her for to for give you! She said she for gived me, but need to see more from you to truest show your sorrow for the offense!

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:19 pm

I actually got an e-mail from Sookie on a Sunday!

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Subj: my lovely darling i am so sorry for you are passing through over there too

How are you darling ? i hope God will surely help us Amen. now tell me what you really want me to do for this? because i really need to come there and help you as i have promise you but i am confuse for what the enemy is doing well we have to keep hoping that God will help us get our dream actualized in the short distance time.
please i want you to ask Nurse “Can you see” to give you her phone number for you to send me and too ask her that as soon as i get another peace of Apology to send her if she will not found another excuse/ fault to give ?I believe Sookie may be sensing a pattern. Perhaps I should tread carefully… i am not to force her to help me No rather i love you and i am well touch by your nasty and ugly condition over there therefore i need to help you out from that particular hospital . As you know that i have suffered here too so please if she will do per you said that right now she have the receipt / payment slip in her hand that means i will borrow another money for the scanning the apology is that is the case but i need to know , and too you have to remember that the money in question is my passport money.
But now i am owing some debts while i have not even sure of having the passport secured why please tell her to assure me to do per her wish thanks and God protect you hoping to hear from you soonest yours sincere lovely “Sookie”

So my reply this morning:

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Nurse “Can you see” says she has no desire to speak with you, she just wants to be assured that you mean your apology with the most sincerity. You must prostate your self be for her! I have enclosed a picture that some one took of me when I offended Nurse “Can you see”. I accidentally shit on Nurse “Can you see” the other day, and I had to apologise. No written letter can make up for shitting on some one, let me tell you that! So I prostated my self be for Nurse “Can you see” and begged her for her for giveness. She laid her hand on my head and told me all was for given!

These hurdles we have had to leap over will just make us stronger. We will look back on these situaltions and laugh! I will send you extra money to pay for the expenses you have had to in cur. Just send me a hand written receipt of the charges that you have had to pay, and I will add that to the $250 I am sending for your pass port.

Sincerest Regards,
Benja Wright Dover

Here is the picture of me prostating my self: prostate your self.jpg

I intentionally got the amount of money for the passport wrong again just to see if she catches it again…

I do find it amazing that she has to pay to have the pictures scanned, especially when she mentioned earlier that the pictures were taken with a camera phone. I think she means to say she has had to pay for the photo chops.

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:18 pm

Some fun new developments to catch y’all up on! Sookie responded to my last e-mail on 9/8 without any mention of being unable to open the “picture” I sent her.

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Subj: my darling i know that all will soon be a story to tell.

How are you i hope you are fine despite your condition over there ? well i have heard you and i love you and i love Nurse “Can you see” for been caring and understandable one to you i will see if i cant mange to borrow money please if you can help and add me like $100usd i will be happy so that all will be $450usd the $350 passport and this $100us ok i will try tomorrow to do that ok God will surely help us get all our dream actualized as soon as possible. yours sincere lovely “Sookie”

She jumped at the chance to recoup her fees and added an extra $100 to what she wants Ben to send.

Since she said she would send the correct apology the next day, I decided to go silent until it was received. It took her until today, 9/11, to send it. I was not disappointed:

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Subj: my darling Banjarmin

How are you i hope you will be fine there with good health despite the condition which i know that soonest it will be a story to tell. Please tell the Nurse “Can you see” that tried all my best to see that i will do what she need to so i have knee down for her which i have not done before so please to any one but for your sake i did it and her sake ok i will be hoping to hear from you with the details of the money so that Rev. father will go and get it out from western union money transfer or money gramm office. yours sincere lovely Sakiya I’d slap her for getting Ben’s name wrong above- but she got her own name wrong here!

The attachment:

[s]If you can’t read the text, best I can figure it says:[/s] (tried to do strikethrough text, but failed...)
On second thought- Nurse “Can you see” can’t read it all either. So Sookie must also type out what it says!

As for the picture- Another pretty good photo chop! This lad’s skills (or whoever he is paying to do the photo chopping) are pretty good! There appears to be several layers to the photo, BG, body, head, and letter!

I am pretty disappointed that the lad didn’t say anything about being able to open the picture I sent though… I think I may ask what she thought of it. The apology picture isn’t quite what I was looking for, but it will suffice to keep the bait moving forward. The lad seems to be getting antsy and close to twigging, so I will move forward…

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:07 pm

I let Sookie stew over the weekend again. I was rewarded with the seldom seen Sunday e-mail again!

Sookie wrote:

Subj: Re: my lovely darling i am so sorry for you are passing through over there too

are you aright i have not hear from you tell me how you are thanks, yours sincere lovely "sookie"

Not much of an e-mail... My response was long and drawn out where I told Sookie a little about Ben's family and past:

BWD wrote:

Sorriest for the delay in the responding of your last e-mails. It is difficult for me to be reaching the computer on the week ends. My bastard children tend to visit me on the weekends. They want to make sure that I am not giving away my money because they want it all for them selves! The money grubbing little shits! Did I tell you that I don't even think they are my children? I found out my wife was working as a prostitute while I was fighting in the war. I came home and was super angry when I found out. But that is OK now. I smited that bitch! She was going for a drive one day, and I tampered with the brakes on her car. The car went over the edge of a cliff because the brakes did not work! HAHAHA! Served the bitch right! But now I am stuck with these bastard kids who only want my money! I telled you before about the other young woman I was talking to via the internets? She was in a similar situation as you. We were to be married. My children found out about her. They made sure that I could never speak to her again! I had sent her money for her to get her passport. Then she needed money for other items to prepare to come to the US. When I asked my son if her would send the money for her to get a plane ticket, he screamed at me and told me I was a stupid old man for falling for such a scam! I assured him that it was not a scam, I was in love and this young woman was going to come and be my wife. He refused to send the money and harked into my e-mails and told the young woman that I did not love her. She stopped e-mailing me. I was heart broken until I found your e-mail. Now I have another chance for love! My son does not know about this e-mail address. And I have said nothing to him about you. That is why I can not e-mail you when my children are here! As for Nurse "Can you see"- she was truely touched by your apology. Her only complaint was that she could not read the full text due to issues with the photo. In you next e-mail, can you type the text for her? In the mean time, she will go to the Money Graham to send you the moneys that I have promised to you.

Benja's admission to having something to do with his wife's death may have some further repercussions down the line if Sookie hangs on.

On another note: today also marks the 3 month anniversary for this bait!

ETA: Sookie's response. Mainly just the requested typing of the apology:

Sookie wrote:

Subj: my darling you send it for Nurse ok i need to see her and to see you too God bless you Amen

Letter of apology to Nurse "Can you see"
My dearest Nurse how are you and your health also, your work,i hope al is fine? My dearest i am very ,very sorry for offending or provoking you which got you annoyed to me seriously over 8days now.
Please and i pleased you in the name of our lord forgive me for using such words to you am so sorry for that please i have manner of approach but due it was up to 10 days the money send i could not see the payment slip and my dearest Benjamin told me to God and withdraw the money. That you have lost the receipt which is the evidence it look like it was joke to me, Because you cant withdraw the money without the code and details of the sender it annoyance me and the condition here we are facing here make me to say such a thing .To tell you the truth i was not with my senses, when i write that to you . Please my lovely sister am apologizing to you now please my knees are on the ground for give me my trespasses, please for you are the only hope my dearest Benjamin have there , please,please forgive me i will be exited when my apology and code as well as other details will be send to me, with good news.
For i know you have a hearth of Gold.
Thanks yours sister ,"Sookie".

This →

Quote:

it look like it was joke to me

made me rofl!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:22 pm

I am now trying my hardest to stick to a strict 24 hour rule with my replies in this bait, but it is hard because I am getting to the part that I think will be the most fun- for me, not Sookie.

My reply to Sookie's apology:

BWD wrote:

Nurse “Can you see” was truliest touched by you apology. Unfortunately she was not able to get to the Money Graham yesterday. There was a situation here at the nursing home that prevented her from leaving. The old man who sleeps in the bed next to me died. That by it self would not present a problem. The problem was he died last week. I told nurse Ratchett that something was wrong with him. But she just told me to shut the fuck up and ignored me. The nurses might have noticed he was dead sooner if I had not been eating his meals. The smell of his rotting corpse finally over powered the smell of shit that seems to follow me around. That is how they noticed. They had to peel his bloated coprse off of the bed. But Nurse “Can you see” assured me she would go to the Money Graham today. My dear I must tell you, that even though Nurse “Can you see” accepted your apology picture, we are very lucky! Sure you were on your knees, but did you not see the picture I sent you? You did not prostate your self like I showed you in the image! Let us count our luckey stairs and be joyusful!

I pushed the question about whether or not she saw the attachment.

The next day I got this reply:

Sookie wrote:

Subj: My lovely darling i will be very happy to meet you

How are you today my darling Banja, i am still touch by the condition there in that hospital which you are passing through, honestly you need to be out from that hospital as soon as possible. those Nurses there are not really serious like Nurse “Can you see” well i will be happy to see sister “Can you see” as soon as he gave you the receipt of the money today you send it to me ok please i did the not see the protest photos you told me that you send me last time it was not able to open that is why i leave it and knee down for her and i am happy that she has accepted our sincere heart apology God bless her and you too . i will be hoping to see the details as well as the receipt yours sincere lovely darling “Sookie.”

A simple “I did not see [it]… was not able to open,” is all I got?

After a firm 24 hours I sent this today:

BWD wrote:

Nurse “Can you see” provided me the receipt of the transaction for the money to be sent to you! Isn't that fantastical? Please let me know soonest when you get the money! Also- where do you want me to send you the Apple Macintosh IIe computer? Did you forget that I had that wonderful gift to give to you too?

Whoops! It seems I forgot to add the attachment! Sookie is sure to notice that!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 4:11 pm

Bait-a Ray Bill wrote:

The nurses might have noticed he was dead sooner if I had not been eating his meals.

I absolutely love this line -- it is wrong on so many levels!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:38 pm

That last letter from your character was truly inspired. Laughing

EDIT: Sorry, I meant the SECOND to the last letter; the one about the dude eating the other dude's meals. I wish I could work something like that inot my current romance bait!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:09 pm

↑↑ I couldn't think of anything truly diabolical to say, other than "forgetting" to add the attachment...

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:08 pm

She noticed:

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Subj: MY DEAREST LOVER ,THAT IS SO FANTASTIC AND GOOD NEWS TO ME

how are you my lovely darling i am too to the good news though i have not yet see it . Please my darling i cant wait to see you so please scan and send me the payment slip then as soon as the money is been out from bank i will let you know and to send you a copy of the passport then we shall talk ok how the the nice gift will be send to me ok i miss you i will hoping to see it soonest urs lovely "sookie"

So she is not going to give up an address that easily- She will tell me where to send the gift after she gets the money...

Oh well- Tomorrow Ben will ask why she didn't see the receipt- (obviously because it wasn't attached) then eventually I will send her the attachment. For those of you that want to see what I will send her here it is

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:25 pm

Continuing- and still sticking to the 24 hour rule (which is very difficult to do) i sent this today:

BWD wrote:

Oh silliest me! I forgot to add the picture of the receipt! It is not unusual for me to forget things. Unfortunately I forget things quite often! Sometimes I even for get to wipe my ass after taking a shit! I get little balls of turds hanging off of my hairy ass. Then there are the times that I remember to wipe my ass, but I forget the toilet paper. I tell you, it is hell getting old! Any way here is the receipt for the money: Money Graham.jpg

The reply cam fairly swiftly:

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Subj: my lovely darling when i come i will see you ok.

How are you darling ? please the attachment did not open please you have to resend it or you write me the details per bellow ,sender name,,,,,,,,, the code numbers ........and the receiver name...... but you have to try and send me the copy of that receipt because your attachment did not open even the last photos of the protest you send me it did not open too .
so please honey try your best send it correctly and clearly , i miss you and i love to see you and Nurse "Can you see" as soon as i come there ok.
send it as you send me the photos of yours last time when your in army i will be waiting for the clear attachment yours sincerest "Sookie".

So I guess I will send the attachment tomorrow... I sure hope she doesn't have trouble opening that!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I love the bit where 'Ben' was eating the dead man's meals, as well. Lolololol

This ladette is not beyond a sense of humour and understands the nurse 'Can you see' pun very well.

More puns while Ben twists her into even nastier knots maybe well appreciated.

(By us, I mean. Twisted Evil

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A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:58 pm

I didn't send anything over the weekend since I have set the precedence that Ben doesn't get access to his e-mail then. While waiting for the weekend to pass, Sookie sent this on Saturday:

Sookie wrote:

Subj: Re: MY DEAREST LOVER ,THAT IS SO FANTASTIC AND GOOD NEWS TO ME

my darling how are you today ? the Rev.father said you must attach the receipt of the money gramm not to send it past it will not come to be view here or you write it out i miss you i will be hoping to see the attachment yours lovely darling "sookie"

I sent a reply this morning complete with junk attachment labeled "Money Graham Receipt.jpg"

BWD wrote:

I don't know why you were not able to open the attachmetn I sent before. I will try to send it a different way this time so you may see the payment information and collect the moneys that I am sending to you. I also want you to tell me where to send the Apple IIe computer!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:59 pm

Two replies from Sookie after my last e-mail:

Sookie wrote:

Subj: MY DEAREST ONE.

For more than 30 m units i think by now my passport would have been ready but still the attachment is not open so please look on the paper and send me the code/ reference Number ,,,,,,,,,, sender name...........
Amount...........Receiver. name.......all are there so please my love look at it and write them to me so that the Rev. father will go and get the money out from the Money gram. Because the computer we use here is old version unless the "Can you see" will scan it because is not scan that is why it don't open here so please write me the details that i will be the best God bless you honey. About the apple you will send it with the information of rev. sister here so that she will received it for me because i have no passport yet please do that tomorrow i will be hoping to hear from you soonest yours sincere lovely darling "Sookie"

Followed by this 30 "m units" later:

Sookie wrote:

Subj: Re: MY DEAREST LOVER ,THAT IS SO FANTASTIC AND GOOD NEWS TO ME

my love see my attachment The attachment was one of the scammer pictures she had sent in her initial communications. but yours did not open why please write it out as i have told you the reference number,......sender name,......... receiver name......amount all are there in that receipt , But if my dearest sister Nurse Kensei is free you can tell her to scan it to me so that it will be view clearly and able to be open like my photos / my attachments to you ok i will be hoping for the details tomorrow , then i will send you where you are to send the apple laptop yours "sookie"

After reading these e-mails, I am positive that I have more than 1 lad responding. The first e-mail says explicitly to type the MG info, whereas in the second one the lad gives Ben directions on how to have Nurse "Can you see" properly scan the attachment.

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:39 pm

I sent the below reply to Sookie this morning complete with the junk attachment again:

BWD wrote:

I do not know why you were unable to open the attachment! What is wrong with your computer? I will try to send it again. This is why I am been asking you for where to send you the new Apple IIe computer! If I could send it to you you would have no problem in these communications!

I am also sending a copy of this to my self to make sure it works properly.

Ben CC'd himself to make sure the attachment worked. Of course it worked fine for him!

Sookie wrote:

Subj: I AM CRYING HERE NOW FOR YOUR SAKE

MY ROOM MATE AND FRIEND ARE ABUSING ME THAT I DEALING
WITH A JOKER AND FAKE MAN .EVERY BODY TODAY HERE IN THIS
OFFICE OF THE REV. FATHER HAS COME TO HELP AND OPEN IT EVEN
IN THE 3 DEFERENCE COMPUTERS EVEN PERSONAL LAPTOP OF THE
REV.FATHER HE SHOW ME CLEARLY A MAN FROM SWIZ WHO SEND MONEY TO
A GIRL HERE VIA REV.FATHER TOO IT IS VERY CLEAR SO PLEASE IF
YOU LOVE ME AND YOU REALLY WANT ME COME PLEASE HONEY
WRITE IT FOR ME DO NOT SCAAN IT AGAIN EXAMPLE THIS WAS
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
M.T.C.N...923-465-7754
SENDER.NAME.....MOHAMED...SEAAD
RECEIVER,,NAAME......PETER,,,,MAXWELL
AMOUNT.....1,14,654 OXATHAT IS THE MONEY SENEGAL I am so happy she put this in here! I can use it!
SO CLEAN MY TEARS BY LOOKING AT THAT PAPER AND WRITE ME
PER THIS EXAMPLE THEN I WILL SEND YOU THE INFORMATION IN
WHICH YOU ARE TO SEND ME THE APPLE COMPUTER PLEASE I NEED
TO BE OUT . LOOK VERY WELL AND SEND ME THE NUMBERS CURRENTLY
AND SENDER NAME HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST YOURS LOVELY
"SOOKIE"

So I willl wait until tomorrow to send another reply. I also think a mild slap is in order. If Sookie would only tell Ben where to send the brand new Apple IIe this whole mess of shenanigans could have been avoided! And perhaps Ben is beginning to not trust the Rev Father....

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:04 pm

I'm not one to advocate slapping lads so, if you are going to do so, make it a very light, very subtle slap.

You are trying your best to get her the money and, if she would just give you the "Rev Father's" address at the refugee camp, you could send her the computer and the money and maybe some other goodies and all would be well. Is there a reason she does not want you to send money to the Rev Father? Does she think he will keep it for himself and not give it to her? Maybe he's not quite the high holy man he pretends to be...

And, if the name of the recipient the lad gave you is *not* Peter Maxwell, then you've got a ready-made excuse! Just send your payment to Maxwell Peters (or something along those lines) and be confused as to why there are problems. After all, the lad just told you that was a good name!

A few prank phone calls to scammers · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 3:55 pm

Another reply came in yesterday. With all the issues Ben is having- he is getting two replies a day from Sookie!

Sookie wrote:

Subj: MY DEAREST LOVER WHAT IS HAPPENING

my lovely one i cant understand what is the problem if it is from the laptop we are using here. or how you send it . please i thought by now i have being processing my passport, so that before 3 days is out then i send the copy to you because i want to be there before the end of these month.my dearest please don't send the photo of the money graham again because i have try all my possible best to open it, but is not opening even i called the Rev to help me the same thing .he even ask me if it is real or what. bc since 3 days now you have been sending it could open , but i told him yes because i thrust you, my love is it too difficult for you to write the detail out for me because i value that pls. what i need is reference no / code no, sender name , receive name and amount so that i withdraw and write you how to send the laptop tomorrow ok i will be hoping to see it tomorrow thanks and take care of your for me there till we meet.

I don't understand why she couldn't open the attachment!!! Maybe I will try to send it another way....

BWD wrote:

I do not know why you can not open the attached images of the Money Graham receipt! And how dare the Rev Farter question me! I am not sure I ike him! Who does he think he is! Perhaps you should tell me more of him so I may decide if he is truest a Godly man! I can not write the information out- The information is too small for me to see. I have tried something different though. I have taken a photograph of the paper in stead of using a scanner. My dear tell me you can open this one! Also, I can't help but think that this whole mess could have been avoided if you would just let me send you the Apple IIe computer! Tell me where to send it!

This is the attachment that was sent:

If you don't feel like clicking the thumbnail to view the full size- it is just a bit too blurry to read...

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