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Nigel Tuffnel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Posts: 5821
Location: On a homestand
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Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:34 pm |
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Oh, ho ho. This was hilarious! 
You have to love Lad Logic - Mr. Mohammed claims that Mr. Geoffrey is the fool and the idiot! |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:19 am |
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And when he logs into the bush, his password will be invalid. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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kaede
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2013
Posts: 1545
Location: Secret village of Ninja
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:47 am |
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Wonderful!! nice works!! |
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i receive your email and i think i don't want you to stand for me any more as i see your are not a legal person bye - J0hn B0l@ga W3@h
I swear to God if you dont try to take off my informations you kept on that scammer site .All because i asked you for help is it by force please take it off .If not i have alot that i will use to spoil your entire life - st3phen m@s0n
HAHAHAH, you are smart but not wise, anyway good job continue your work. - Ben Kusoda (Ramsey Alric)
Hey bare in mind, i'm not coming to Japan anymore because i can't trust you (Florence Davidis)
*23 by baiting [ *18 from reporting bank acct info from real victims]
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:39 pm |
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Thanks to all who appreciated this bait! The greatest praise belongs to The Monsignor and his ingenious weaving! It was an honour to contribute the customer services of Mista Babangoh. - Listening to Mister Geoffrey of SH and Mista Babangoh for the third time - it gets better every time! - I now believe that the lad was indeed down to his last Cifa (or in fact without even that!) by the time he started waiting around at the Cathedral; those cab rides within Bouake over FOUR hours must have drained his last resources. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:59 pm |
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Waiting to see Mr C's candid review of Bouake on Trip Advisor  |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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whitelioness
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2015
Posts: 31
Location: Out of Westafrica
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:10 pm |
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Thank you very much!!! I shed tears of laughter  . You're a very good actor. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:50 pm |
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You're still at the top of your game, TM!
Such a resilient lad! I really wonder why he didn't give up after call #8. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:18 am |
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What some PPL do during a "Time-out".
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM
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Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:13 am |
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I totally lost it at "run left". |
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I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams |
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defalt
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Apr 2015
Posts: 239
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Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:00 pm |
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Fantastic bait and Safari, he was definitely not a happy camper. Britannicus awesome work, I love that character mr babangoh.
All the phone calls were great |
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i must say thank you so much for making me cry only God we jurge you - @nna
i think before that you are a nice man, but i don't know that you are a dog i call you a dog because you think that am prostitute but i am not a prostitute - @nna
you are a disgrace to me, so respect yourself. stop writing to me ok. i don't have your time. fucking liar like you bye - m3riem
i mean i have never been so embarrassed in whole life i advice you go to the western union office right a way to make complain. - j4cob eth4n
i better i strock you with death or cancer cos you never send any money you just insulted me
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i think some things is run your brain. if i see you worter to me again, i will dishold you. - mariam A |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:16 pm |
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"You f***ed me up"
"You laid me on the floor. You suffered me"
"I took a taxi looking for your hotel...for close to 5 hours"
"No taxi driver in Bouake knows your hotel. Even the Police there do not know it"
"I spent much on my trip to your hotel. You owe me one million CFA" ($1736 USD)
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Mo was foolish enough to Skype call Mr Geoffrey and briefly turn on his webcam.
THE AUDIO. 3 new Tracks. Click on the link and the tracks will all play in sequence: https://soundcloud.com/geoffrey-sm1th-819133686/call-16-how-are-you-my-friend
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The Players:
Lad stranded in the Bouake Bush: Mohammed Collibari (aka Musa Keita) from Mali.
Hotels Chain Owner: Mr Geoffrey.
Hotel Manager in Cote d'Ivoire: Mr Babangoh. |
NB: Great Thanks to Britannicus for a further excellent portrayal of Meester Babangoh, the rogue from Johannesburg. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:24 pm |
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oh yes, he really looks like he suffered over there.
is he back at home again? |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:22 pm |
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That is one happy bunny there |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:11 am |
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| I don't have a webcam, I can't see you. |
This sounds like the logic of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
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| ...every single guyman... |
| Mo wrote: |
| What is guyman? |
Fancy a guyman not knowing what a guyman is! |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:27 am |
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| It will be good for you at least to have conscience |
Baffling... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Halvdan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jan 2014
Posts: 32
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Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:07 pm |
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The friendly and somewhat dull Mr. G strikes again. It is a pleasure to hear you wind this lad up. It is also good to know that even Themonsignore cant keep his composure, there is some some snickering and other auditive exclamations of amusement in the calls, I would have cracked by the first mention of Mohamads dissatisfaction.
Funny lines like:
I will come feed you
Log in the bush
Can I send you some money by WU
I will send Mr. Babangoh to pick you
(and the best) Why are you so angry, I don't understand
TM, did he fly there and then rented a car? |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205
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Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:12 pm |
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Bouake seems to be a favorite lad destination. They always enjoy their visits there.  |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
 Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:16 pm |
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| TM, did he fly there and then rented a car? |
He flew from Bamako, Mali to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire. After an unexpected night in an Abidjan dosshouse he took a 6 hour bus journey to Bouake. He spent 2 days and nights wandering around Boauke, sold his iPhone and iPad and hired a taxi all the way back to Abidjan, from where he flew home to Bamako.
The screenshot of the Lad in his car was taken a few days after he had returned to Mali. His face said it all  |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:11 pm |
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Nice screenshot. I've never seen a lad cock up in that way before. He did not look happy. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:48 pm |
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*whistling the who's "who are you"*
can you identify in the reflection of his sunglasses what he is holding in his hand?
is that a tablet?
EDIT: he somehow reminds on of that guy who sold me a car (that beast is consuming 5l oil per 1000km). |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:13 pm |
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| he somehow reminds on of that guy who sold me a car (that beast is consuming 5l oil per 1000km). |
Not an Audi, by any chance?
Quote tag fixed - bware |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:43 pm |
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It was Sunday morning and Mo was back at home in Bamako, trying to relax with his family. His phone rang and it was that b*st*rd so-called hotel owner. The taste in Mo's mouth became even more bitter when Mr Randy came on the line.
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"You are a fool. I don't know what to tell you. You are a big fool".
"You are a black man, changing your voice to be a white man".
"You are not a white guy. You are a f***ing Nigerian".
"Your Mudda, your fadda, they will die in 5 days time". |
THE AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/geoffrey-sm1th-819133686/call-19-lazy-sunday-morning
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The Players:
Well-travelled Lad: Mohammed Collibari (aka Musa Keita) in Mali.
Hotels Chain Owner: Mr Geoffrey.
Bouake Hotel Security Guard: Mr Randy. |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:41 pm |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:58 pm |
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He needs to head over to the Scone Church for a nice worship service. He will feel better.
Since there is a screaming baby in the background, might Mo's wife appreciate a few calls at 3am perhaps?
Well done on being so devious as to be accused of being a fellow Nigerian scammer!
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I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
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The Lad Whisperer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Aug 2015
Posts: 21
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Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:36 am |
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You just know shit's about to hit the fan when you hear it...
"This is Mr. Randy..." |
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