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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:10 am

Mr Miller the diplomat told Mal that three documents were needed.

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we immediately need a police release order, non inspection certificate & Yellow Tag Stamp, that will backed up delivery declaration with Ghana presidential attestation seal costing only ($350) three hundred and fifty dollars

Mal was dubious, and said so; the Lad was incredulous.

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Sorry to question this; don't you know what a police release order certificates is? without getting these nothing can be done.

Mal was icily polite:

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I do not know what the documents are. That is why I asked. Please just answer my question.

The result was... well, meaningless.

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This practice guide is designed for those working in UND who are interested in gainin an over- view of appropriate shipping arrangements, documentation and Incoterms. (2) Additionally, those working in functions that include close interaction with procurement or logistics function, such as programme staff who would like a closer understanding of shipping activities, would find this practice guide relevant, howeve we do not mean to be rude or unprofessional (3), amoung your request are topics covered with the principles of effective shipping arrangements, methods of miti- gating risks and an overview of the options available for optimizing the organization’s logistical activities and the capability to plan, implement and evaluate a transportation exercise appropri- ate to the value/risk of the goods being transported.
If needs for further question comes up we provide these documents to protect and provide safe delivering of funds named; consignment under our custody of shipment.
Thanks and anticipating your respond.

Mal pressed for the information he'd asked for, and...

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These are legal document require or needed before the airway bill for departure can be in process to fill a departure to your designated address or destination. Check your google to find out what and where these documents can be issue; police release order, a United Nations Non-Inspection Clerance Certificate and Yellow Tag Stam, incase you can't get me clear and this are available informations that are required to bring the boxes to you.

Seriously?

So Mal did...

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This is what I found.
"police release order" - stories relating to the release of video showing a police shooting in the US; nothing relevant to your situation
"United Nations Non-Inspection Clerance Certificate" - warnings about 419 scams and Advanced Fee Fraud
"Yellow Tag Stamp" - gift certificates
I would be very interested to hear your explanations.

The Lad was taken aback:

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I don't seems to understand your email and now you trying to say something else as you do not find anything out, however the boxes are facing impoundment under the customs recovery unit and they need those certificate before they can be free to forward them for an onward delivery to Australia.

Mal persisted:

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You said, "you do not find anything" - what I did find is clear evidence that the "United Nations Non-Inspection Clerance Certificate" is only used by scammers.

At that point, the Lad seems to have come unglued.

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That's not true because the truth is undenied. If something isn't real how can someone impersonate it. It's issued legal when needed but when inferior purpose calls then it becomes

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That's not true because the truth is undenied. If something is not real how can someone impersonate it. It's issued legal when needed but when inferior purpose calls then it becomes scam.

I'm still considering Mal's reply to that!

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:21 pm

I love that. I smiled.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

Ask him to send you the relevent form ...that should keep him busy Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:17 pm

Those were hysterical. Nice going on the "google" results Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:14 am

So it was time to throw down the gauntlet.

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That certificate does not exist. By claiming that it does, you have proved that you are a scammer.

Naturally, the Lad decided to bluster through.

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Those document are require by custom and boarder protection authorities. And they are needed before the departure can be in process to your designated address or destination. The police release order is a legal document and United Nations Non-Inspection Clerance Certificate and Yellow Tag stamp, so if you are making claims of your own wish the boxes can't get you and this are available details you can get if the payment is effected but they require documents to bring them to you just as simple as it is.

This will likely not be well received:

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The "United Nations Non-Inspection Clerance Certificate" does not exist. If you keep telling me it is real, then I know you are a scammer.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:22 am

^ Thats put him in a tight corner and given him three options-
* Drop the scam
* Directly admittng to being a lad
* Indirectly admitting to being lad by still insisting that the certificate is real.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:06 am

^He chose option c. Lad quotes are in italics.

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You don't know and don't want to know that means you don't want the boxes simple as that! You have no ideal of these document but you are claiming that they are scam.

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When the only reference to "United Nations Non-Inspection Clerance Certificate" is in the context of scams, and you insist that it's real, then you are a scammer.

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Then take it so; because if you are serious or were to be relevant it would have been proved otherwise, but it however looks like you are in for jokes and that the point. below was the stated and unquote information mentioned.

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There is no reference anywhere to that document being anything other than a fake used by scammers. I am being very serious about this.

I included links to four anti-scam sites, including Scamwarners.

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The facts are on my side; you have nothing but stupid bluster.

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I don't seems to understand your email and I know you were this foolish, maybe you didn't even know the refugee who own the boxes you are trying to receive rather than seating there saying nonsense and something else as you do not find anything out, however the boxes are facing impoundment under the customs recovery unit in Kotoka and they need those certificate before they can be release forward for onward delivery to Australia. But you are incompetent as always. You are looser and will still be. We are not broke like you tease.

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You understand my email and you can't give me any proof. Instead you resort to immature insults. No country would ever have you as a diplomat.

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Am not sending any papers unless you show you need the business to move!!! That's just how it works or leave it there.

He deserves some straight talking.

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Fuck you, asshole.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Apr 2012 Posts: 14

I'm confused as to why you were hell bent on educating the lad.
It doesn't make much sense to kill the bait and educate the lad.

I enjoy following your postings, but always cringe when I see education (versus re/de-education) in effect.

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:07 pm

^ Point taken - but I think that this Lad is so wedded to his format that he can't really be educated.

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:10 pm

I'm betting the lad still returns.

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:29 am

He did.

After this:

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Same to you!!!

Came this:

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From fact you don't own any consignment as I know and you can't even help any refugee; I have asked allot of question but professional I don't need to be rude to anyone unless you motive is deceptive and you are worst to be compared to anyone, rather than jokes you r the most foolish person I have ever known.
Time will tell if am right or wrong trust me.

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I'm not so foolish that I'd believe a scamming asshole who has already been proved wrong and won't accept it because he's too fucking proud (and what you have that you can be proud of, no one will ever know).

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You won't get the boxes that's the slogan.

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There are no boxes; that's the fact.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:24 pm

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you are worst to be compared to anyone, rather than jokes you r the most foolish person I have ever known.

Killer.

He'll be back....

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:02 am

He's hanging around, that's for gorram sure!

From yesterday:

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You are a big mugu believe it or leave it and I know the boxes are going to be confitscated.

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If I pay you, I get nothing.
If I don't pay you, I lose nothing.
It's not a difficult choice to make.

Seems this Lad was told that Mal paid previously.

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You have lose the boxes before, but not with me now I think you are going to lose chances and opportunities of helping the true owners of the boxes.

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Non-existent boxes don't have owners.

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Oh you stand pinged, it is easy and simple too but if you won't pay to issue documents for the boxes, you already lost contact with the owners I think, atlest you can come to Ghana yourself to move them.

"pinged?"

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:09 pm

I think a holiday in Africa is just what Mal needs this year! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:38 am

Moving on the next day...

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How can I lose contact with people that don't exist?

The chutzpah is strong with this one.

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You are a crook; I see you wish you get the boxes from these refugee and run away with them right; you can never for any reason try to claim what is not yours, greed here so why wasting our time.

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I refuse to claim non-existent boxes from fictitious people. You don't like this because it means I won't sent you money.

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Am not after your money; come and carry the boxes!

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There aren't any boxes, remember?

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YOU DON'T BELIEVE DOESN'T MEAN THERE ARE NO BOXES ASSHOLE!!!!
AM CONSTANTLY WORKING AS A DELIVERY MAN. SO LOOK FOR THIS GUY AND ASK HIM WHO IS OSCAR BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO WORK FOR YOU OR WITHOUT.

(The redacted details are those of a real person)

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You expect me to take that piece of shit seriously, cockbreath?

That's all for now...

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:22 am

The action continued over the weekend.

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I MADE DELIVERY THERE BEFORE OKAY YOU ASSHOLE.

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And that piece of unadulterated crap is supposed to convince me, shitstain?

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I don't care, or do you think i care of what you think or do, if you need your boxes as you have been notified then you come to Ghana and move them yourselves.

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You must care - you keep on writing to me, and I don't need boxes that don't exist, and I'm not going to Ghana for those non-existent boxes.

The final exchanges were brief.

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LOL

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SMH