Lad is baiting me

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

So this is gonna be some fun.
I caused this poor loan lad quite a damage. I've been baiting him for a month and I dropped him like two weeks ago.
I have his real life info: his name his Fb his bank accounts the real ones, his "clients" (5/10) all already reported. And I was going for the trophy picture because he was really hooked after my fake lad dola chopped him but I didn't make it.

So I dropped him with my victim character like this (it was my last email):

Quote:

Hello my friend,

so I have wonderful news!!! I sold one machine this morning!
Send me WU details where I can send the $1900 I owe you.
Also do you send the loan immediatelly to my account after the $1900 is paid?

Respond asap so I can send it today and we can finish the transaction.
Thanks

And now he tries baiting my fake lad character from his other email account. Very Happy

I wonder why he's doing it and how it's going to end but I responded with some stupid loan format so I'm excited what's gonna be next.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:09 am

You have to love a lad who comes back for more pain.
I'm betting this new move won't end well for him either. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

When you suddenly realize you switched roles. Shocked

Lad, wannabe baiter:

Quote:

I have sent the money! But before I send you the control number, you
have to give me a Nigeria number! I would like to talk to you and make
sure this is real.

Me:

Quote:

Sorry I dont have a Nigeria number right now. I will give you a call as soon as I arrive to my country but we need to proceed this asap because your transaction is now pending at bank.

Get back to me with the details so we can proceed
Thank you

I may make him convert into a baiter who knows Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, what? This concept is hilarious.

Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

You know what's great? This just proves he has no victim. Why would he lose his time taking revenge on me after I chopped his arse a month ago? He even confesed he never got a penny from any. It might even be true.
I'll keep this updated if anything special occurs.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Best of luck! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

LMAO this just arrived from his other email/character that I chopped back then Very Happy

Quote:

Brother hw va!

Why u dey do like dis? U eat ma 1900$ I leave am u take anoda 1900$, u
still block me to d box! Is dat hw u do ur hustle? Ehen? Well I want
to let u knw dat am in abuja nd am looking for u! Nd I did nt cum 4
anytin but u. U go hail wen d time cumz. Is either u gve me $1900 or
God know what will happen.

U b guy nd u dey thief people transaction. My elder brother is d
commisioner of police in abuja nd I have all your info, I swear
brother u go hail.

Oh my god I'm so screwed now Shocked

I have no idea what is "anoda $1900" he's talking about but I'm going to play his game and pretend like "yeah I chopped anoda of yo mony" Very Happy

His victim character says:

Quote:

Am sorry brother without you providing your mobile I can't send info!

I think he wants my number to threaten me, I don't believe he's in Abuja but I'm gonna ask for proof.

Btw I have no idea what's a d box but it sounds funny Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:53 am

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

My fake lad didn't hesitate and replied:

Quote:

bross,, you threaten me agen ooo
--my victim character-- now thinks u r scam and now i have 1900 more hahaha nice working with u bros now i hav anoda maga (I was talking about his fake victim ofc) so business is going very well for me

u dey lie to me that u r in abuja broda where u get my info small boi i don believe u gimme proof be brave
what u tell your broda dat u r guy man and anoda guy man stole ur yahoo mony hahaha

How's my ladglish? Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ Impressive. Lolol

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:50 am

"d box" is "the box" or email account.

The pidgen (not ladglish as all lads don't speak pidgen and not all pidgen speakers are lads) isn't bad, but you can make it easy on yourself by slowly progressing into more "intelligent" English. Your lad character is educated, right?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I would hazard a guess that this lad's first language is French.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

^ why'd you think so?

@Bware I knew it's pidgin or igbo but I just said ladglish. Sorry for being a racist fuck. Very Happy

Btw now he wants to be friends with me. I'll try to invite him for some beer to Abuja and see how that works out.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ As I say, only a guess, based on a couple of words he used: "..hw va" = "How goes (it)" - Fr. vas = goes, and the interrogative "Ehen?" - Fr. hien? = eh? huh?.

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:06 pm

In pidgin, "How far" is a typical greeting, with a similar meaning to the French. "Ehen" in pidgin, like in French, can mean, "So what?," "Is that so?," or "Huh?" There are similarities, but my opinion is not a native French speaker.

Lads have also migrated to phones. Often, their communication with have abbreviations and misspellings, much like if you (well maybe not you, but certainly, me) were texting.

Quote:

Sorry for being a racist f*$k.

I wasn't calling you one, just making a distinction. Forms of pidgin are spoken throughout the world. West Africa Pidgin is based off of English, French, Spanish, Dutch, and Portuguese, typically.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Thank you, bware. I enjoyed your most informative and interesting explanation. I have a bit of a thing about languages, in general, as a hobbyist, so I really like to learn anything anyone can teach me.

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:49 pm

Before returning to Mugukilla's fine postings, here's a link to learn a bit more and help you understand what lad's might be saying to your fake lad. Or, send lots of PMs to DevGuy. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ Thank you. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:55 pm

MK, just take it slow. There are several good resources for ladglish (love that nonword!) on the forum. Being a successful lad, your fake lad can always say he is slow to respond because he's so busy. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Oct 2014 Posts: 45

Thank you Thursten! At least somebody appreciates it.

Quote:

I dey abj already! Were I go for meet u up? Nd hw much u wan gve me? U
gve me ur telephone number to cal u.

Soo... does anybody know a good filthy sewer in Abuja? Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:08 am

Google is your friend when looking for filthy sewers in Abuja. Wink

https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&q=filthy+sewer+in+abuja

So...how is this result?
http://www.punchng.com/feature/nations-capital/satellite-towns-grapple-with-filth/