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metamit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
Posts: 2068
Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Sun Jul 19, 2015 1:04 pm |
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I have a new quote to add to my siggy 
So my lawyer-lad is beyond frustrated because my bank hasn't sent me a transfer confirmation yet, even though his banker says banks always give one the same day. He sent me 3 or 4 scripted requests over this weekend. Of course, I had to slap him for that. So then I got this lovely apology this morning:
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OK I understand you.
Dice Monday I send you the papers that said that you legal heir of Mr.
laurent goods. We apologize for the derangement caused to you.
Thank you for understanding. |
That's almost worth going of my usual straight-bait since I'm now deranged
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"We apologize for the derangement caused to you. Thank you for understanding." - "Maitre Robert", lawyer-lad
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9593
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:59 am |
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Well, metamit, after the lad runs out of bank accounts to use for the transfers, I can see how that could make any character, no matter how "straight" to freak out and end up in the nuthouse.
Gotta have a few derangements once in awhile to keep you amused.  |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:55 am |
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A nice derangement of epitaphs for the piggies! Hopefully the pelouse will soon comprehend the auspicious persons. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:16 am |
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Will he remember to craunch the marmoset? He has fond the knuckle of the business, yes? After all, after the paunch comes the dance! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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