Newish Modality: Gay Church ASEM

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:25 pm

So, I've decided to start up a new Church format, inspired by Devguys work with the Association of Nigerians United for Sodomy.

I sent the following juicy ASEM to about 500 lads last night, and will continue blasting it for a few days until I get enough bites to work with:

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Hello Gay Supporter!

I got your message about joining the Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit. It is no trouble at all to join us in homosexual worship. The only qualifications are to either be gay or to be a straight person who likes to have gay or lesbian sex. Either is fine.

Your friend Joseph told me you are still accepting your homosexual nature and have been living as a straight man for your life up until you two had anal sex and fisting on the beachfront in Ghana a few weeks ago. Congratulations on finding your gayness! It is a wonderful time to be gay today. You probably heard that the Americans have even legalized gay marriage. Isn't it wonderful! Soon gay marriage will be celebrated in our land as in theirs. They say already Barak Obama has ordered the White House to painted as a rainbow and to have gay and lesbian weddings on the U.S. White House lawn every week on Sunday!

Anyway, like I said, joining the Church is no problem. I can have your application approved within two weeks and then we can send you the funds to help spread homosexuality. The starting fund package to spread the homosexual agenda is 13,666 dollars. We will send instructions on the best ways to use the money to spread homosexuality. We also will send you several boxes of gay rainbow flags, gay tee shirts, gay bumper stickers, condoms and gloves for anal fisting.

I attached a copy of our July email newsletter below to help you get a little information about our recent work.

Anyhow I have to go now. Please confirm receipt of this email so I can go ahead and get you the application documents. Be sure to have lots of gay anal sex with Joseph and any other lovers you meet!

Happily,

Adam Q. Topman
Assistant Director of International Gay Affairs
Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit

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July Gay Church News Update:

May the blessings of our Homosexual God be upon you. It is a wonderful time to be a Gay!

I wish to bring you an update on the efforts of the Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit to spread homosexuality around the world. As you know, recent laws in West Africa have made celebrating our homosexuality dangerous, and even life threatening. This is due to the ignorant hatred of anti-gay politicians in our land.

If our politicians tried gayness they would surely change their minds.

If President Buhari of Nigeria and President Jammeh of Gambia would try having gay sex with each other even once they would see how wonderful it is and he would overturn the anti-gay laws of Nigeria. So far the Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit has raised over 340,000 signatures to demand that a law be passed requiring President Buhari to have anal sex with a man before year's end. If you haven't signed the petition, please ask your local Gay Coordinator for an application!

We have also had great success this past month converting many straights into gays through acts of gay seduction. One of our members, James Johnson, met a straight man in an alley and offered to pleasure him with his mouth. At first the straight man was hesitant, but he soon gave in to his secret gay desires. He let James place his mouth upon his manhood and seduce him to gayness with his fast tongue. Now the straight man has joined us for life!

Just as this man found his gayness, so shall we prevail. It is in the bible! As our Gay Bible tells us in Leviticus 18:22 "A man must lie with another man instead of with a woman."

Gay God will bless those who are fruityful in there deeds, so go forth and make gay love!

Remain blessed under Gay God's Almighty Rod.

Gay Power!

President Gary McFeely
Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit

It goes without saying, but I will still say it, that I have nothing but respect for gay rights and other human rights movements. As has been noted many times, the over the top nature of the email is just intended to rile up the lads, and sort the wheat from the chaff as far as hooking the "applicants" who want to steal from the Rainbow Church.

So far Ive received a handful of the expected "God PURNISH You" types of replies. Nothing too fancy though. Then I get this intriguing nugget:

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My Name is Mr Nicolas, i am willing to be part of your esteem gay club. please forward to me details and procedure of registration.
Thanks
Nick Mubuka

So, response format heads out:

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Fabulous!

We are always looking for motivated gays in West Africa to help
advance the homosexual agenda, and we are so happy you have agreed to
join us!

So, joining the Rainbow Church is super simple. There are three phases:
1.) Assessment.
This part of the initiation involves a two-part round of testing.
First is the personality test, where we get to know a little about
you. After you finish the personality test you will take the sexuality
test. That will help us understand your exact sexual desires. There
are no wrong answers!
2.) Formal Application.
This phase is where you fill out the short, simple forms to officially
apply to join the Gay Church. Don't worry, it's very easy. As long as
you have thoroughly and properly completed the Personality and
Sexuality tests the formal application will be approved.
3.) Ritual Initiation Ceremony.
The final phase of joining the church is undertaking the fun, exciting
initiation ritual and documenting it. You will really enjoy it! Each
ritual is especially tailored to the applicant based on our temple
procedures. Super fun!

After you finish the ritual you will be a full member of our group.
Then we can discuss how to get you the payment package and the
supplies to help advance homosexuality in your region. The standard
funds are a little under 14,000 dollars, but in some cases we have to
provide additional funding to cover high costs. Usually we don't end
up supplying funds over 42,000 dollars, but at times it is necessary.
After your phase 1 of the initiation is complete we can discuss
funding and supplies a little more while you are completing the formal
application and the ritual.

Right now you are a phase one, part one. The personality test. I have
attached the files of the personality test we use. What you need to do
is simple. Print out the test for your records. Then take several
blank pieces of paper and write out the questions, followed by your
answers. Once you have completed the test, scan the documents and send
them back to us. Be sure to use neat handwriting, as that is part of
the test!

Once you finish the personality portion, we will send you sexuality test.

I can't wait to get to know you better Nicolas!

Kisses and Gayness,

Adam Q. Topman
Director of International Affairs
Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit

I attach the "Oxford Capacity Analysis" test as a series of 7 PDF files. The OCA is better known the "Scientology Test." Smile

So, after he finishes re-writing the 200 question Scientology application I'll send him the custom sexuality test I have prepped. We'll see which he enjoys most...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:13 pm

Another interested petitioner:

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Hi. I got your message about being in your gay church, well honestly I am interested to learn more. About being a gay as I will. One issue I have is right now I am in need of some funds to help with my education. Can you help me arrange some fund transfer so I can use the money to complete my education?

Begging ignored. Standard response along with questionnaire sent.

Another lad isn't interested, or so he says:

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MUMU. Look at what poverty has done to your life. Get out and fuck off.

Adam responds with a copy-paste of some graphic gay erotica, along with a solicitation to meet at the Lagos harbor for a hook-up.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:30 pm

Will be watching this Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:59 pm

Maybe each month, there can be

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"Please all who subscribe to our newsletter - please give a warm welcome to our newest member Mr. XY from Nigeria! In fact, no need to be shy - give him a call and tell him he is welcome by our community - +234_______"

I'm watching this with an interest.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:23 pm

"Tony," the lad who needs funds for education, responds:

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this is a very long list you send me. it will take me some time. i will make the forms and send them as soon as it can be arranged but I really need support soon as i have great need for food and support and my landlord will remove me soon. can you send me 200 dollars to settle some bills and supplies for the week? well i will start the test.

Adam ignores the begging.

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Great Job Tony! If you have any problems with the test, just sit back and take a deep breath and imagine -insert copy/paste gay erotica from a Star Trek fan site.

But don't take too long, the longer it takes you the longer it will take to continue with the application.

Loves and gayness,

Adam

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:27 am

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Great opening script! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:14 am

Doc, that is as funny as it is briliant. Seriously, nice.

I have a genuinely gay lad to pass onto you, if I can find his email address. Joseph Twumasi, my first safari!

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:32 am

PM sent. Joseph is genuinely gay, a lad, and he even found himself here.

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Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

Is one of the tests to prove themselves to dress up in gay attire? Low v line singlet and arseless chaps maybe? And send you a photo? You could get some awesome photo trophies Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:50 pm

Thanks for the tip DSW: message sent!

More from apicant Nicholas:

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ok i am reviewing the forms and i have a question. do i have to print out and scan and write it all back? would it not be better to write an email with numbers yes or no or some such answer next to it?

Nope, it needs to be done the proper, and looong way.

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It pains me to inform you that you have just received your first warning. You only get three warnings before your application is rejected. Questioning the procedure is not allowed. You need to proceed as instructed. It would be better if you did the procedure the wrong way, but acted in good faith to follow instructions, than to question the procedures.

Don't feel bad, just follow your heart. You'll do great!

Kisses and Gayness,

Adam Q. Topman
Assistant Director of International Affairs
Rainbow Church of the Gay Spirit.

Other lads were less amused.

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MUMU

Adam responds:

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Dont be so hostile! Us Homos are all in this together! Read the email again and think it over. We need people like you to help spread homosexuality and we will pay well to support your work! Meanwhile, enjoy the gay sex, and remember to wear a condom!

Also unamused:

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Fuck you faggot African scammer idiot. I am not even from West Africa. Don't dare send me this type of garbage again or I will find you. I have connections everywhere.

Highly explicit erotica sent in reply.

And lastly:

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You are a very strange fellow but I don't mean that way in a bad sense. I am just surprised to hear some be so forward about your agenda program in this land. I am interested to learn more about your program and what kind of funding it provides. I am not a gay but I am ok with gays and I will help you if you want but only if you can supply for the efforts.

This was from a lad I pulled out of my own catcher account as opposed to an online list. His initial format was posing as a paralyzed elderly widow. I guess she's into marching in the streets to support gay pride, well, not so much marching as being pushed in a gurney...

Standard follow up format sent.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

I was driving to work and i rememb Dr ed this post and i was wondering, would you consider ordering a pilgrimage for your followers?
It would be awesome to get a mass safari, could you imagine 100 ladd dressed in gayness all turning up to the same place looking for a place that doesnt exist and chucking a massive hissy fit together

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:28 pm

Nice format.

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:09 pm

Thanks for all the positive feedback and suggestions everyone! I will definitely keep some in mind.

Just a short update: Nicolas is busy with the personality forms and promises to have them finished within a few days. No word back from the other applicant. More insults, nothing too funny. One new applicant is barely literate and seems more interested in prostitution. Comes off a gold lad format initially. I don't know how much luck will be had, but response format has been sent.

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I canbe gay, 13,666 dollars ok, sounds good to, so were do u want to meet?

One fun insult

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JUST O FUCK URSELF UNTIL U R DEAD

Erotica sent.

Also, Baiter Defalt has contacted me about enlisting his romance lad into the Church. If anyone else wants to send their lads in for an application, pm me a heads use first so we can tailor the response.

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:16 pm

New applicant Walter Smith has just contacted the Church. Defalt, is this your lad?

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Hello Dear,

How`re you i hope you`re good, i happy to read your message and i must be honest with you that Mr Smith Walter are ready to join you in any case and more over tell me more about the society and again how can i receive the amount you mentioned in above message you sent to me because i have friends of gay here with me which i read this message together with and we all agree to host party for that by middle of this being 16th of this month.
So please do get back to me is very important so that we can no what to do immediately for our immediate procedure of belonging to the society.
Thank`s,
Smith Walter.

The promise of a lad hosting a gay party sounds too good to be true! I hope this isn't another baiter messing with me (I accidentally sent the initial ASEM to several baiters catcher accounts).

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:19 pm

I have a lot of deep seated concerns with this angle.

As I see it, this bait is more likely to attract lads who are pro-gay or actually gay as opposed to run-of-the-mill homophobic bigot lads. Also, anyone who is pro-gay or actually gay who gets outed as a result of this bait is going to find it very hard to defend themselves against an angry mob. We all know how homophobic the entire West African region can be and like it or not, most of our intake of lads will be there. Get them dressed up as scarecrows, the easter bunny or the grinch and they will be mocked for being stupid. Expose them as gay, and they may be beaten to death or worse.

For myself, I'd throw lads into a woodchipper all day and sleep like a baby all night, because they are thieves and liars and generally vile people. But I wouldn't do it just because they are gay, and I don't think that a bait that actively flters in gay lads and selectively exposes them to harm (or even a good safari) is a good idea.

If you're going to show your lads a really bad time I don't have a problem with that at all. Just make sure it's for the right reasons. We can't be seen to be actually enabling homophobia and the persistent lynch mob mentality that exists at present, and I think there's a genuine risk of that actually happening. It's a very dangerous road to go down, and we need to re-think things now rather than later.

With that said, it's a shame to waste a whole heap of well-primed lads, so a little tactical thinking is indicated. What can you do with them that will appeal to their greedy nature and possiby bring some of the phobic lads back into the game? I have a few ideas but it's Dr Seviche's bait so I'll let him have a think on it before pitching in.

Back to you Dr S Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:53 pm

I understand your concerns Nailgunner. Let me give you a quick run down of how I plan to progress the modality, assuming things run fairly close to the program for lads who apply. Let me know your thoughts, and if you have any concerns about specific parts I'll gladly edit for purposes of upholding baiter community standards.

They fill out the OCA forms, which is just to waste time and invest the lads. Then comes the sexuality form. Adam will recommend to the lads in a roundabout way to just make up some wild, kinky preferences. The more outrageous the better. The sexuality form is long and combines Kinsey-based sexuality questionnaires with gibberish I made up and has an essay portion which requires the lads to think creatively. In other words, its a time waster.

The official application in phase two deals largely with fund requests to reaffirm the lads greed. They also have to come up with a sample plan to help advance the "homosexual agenda." And of course they provide basic info such as address, phone numbers etc. I don't have any real intention of outing lads to the community but I don't mind the lads thinking we can. This phase is also a time waster and faith investor.

The ritual, to the lads unpleasant surprise, will be tailored based on their sexuality questionnaire and they will regret following Adams advice to make up wild sexual kinks. Unlike some baiters (*cough DSW) I don't plan to request actual nude videos. It's not so much I disapprove as I don't have the stomach! Instead it's just going to be goofy/degrading stuff. All involving just the lad - no ITP involvement. I don't want them hooking up at any point in the bait with ITP LGBT individuals.

Assuming they finish the application, they will have to make arrangements to receive the support package of gay materials and cash. This will be a safari, and I don't have specifics set up yet. Maybe GP5 Tr@cker?

I may be wrong here, but I suspect most of the lads who are interested are straight and just want the funds. My number one concern is avoiding ITP LGBT individuals. I don't know that there is any way to do sthat other than case by case scenarios, but that's going t be SOP number 1. Beyond that, any actually gay lads would be fair game under my initial format, the rationale being that lads are lads and lads are fair game for baiting, but I can assure you that outing them is not my aim.

The number one goal here in this bait remains to waste the lads time and hopefully add a little misery to their lives. As long as I get to do that I'm a happy baiter, so I'm completely open to suggestions on any points of concern you have!

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:33 pm

I had an idea which you could deploy.

Burn down the church, declare it insolvent and appoint liquidators.

At this stage, with records missing and recollections hazy, anyone previously contacted by the Church could be approached to present any outstanding bills, invoices or other debts to the liquidator. Even lads who told you to go to the devil last week can be invited back for a second go.

This way there's no gay bias, it just becomes a money grab.

If it suits you the church could later be bought out by a different church with new ideals, even if the rituals are just as disturbing.

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:33 pm

I would like to add my 2 cents to this conversation.

I have read several threads here where the intent was to safari a lad to a location that could be dangerous. Whether the danger was present in the form of terrorism or an opposing religious faction it was still a danger to the lad. So if we condone instigating this activity, then the lads sexual orientation should not determine our thought process. The goal here is equality, and that means treating gay pieces of shit the same way that we would treat a straight piece of shit.

I would be remiss if I didn't play devil's advocate. In this bait there is more to be lost with an ITP. We should be extra vigilant to ensure that only the bad guys get burned here. Maybe we shouldn't communicate with someone whose ladness is in doubt.

Having said that I think that the vast majority is obviously a scammer and deserving of what we throw at them. We have enough experience to easily spot a scammer. And if we are only judging based on character then aren't we advocating equality?

In conclusion, my stance on this issue isn't for one side or the other. It is for the open, honest discussion of problems that modern people face.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

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New applicant Walter Smith has just contacted the Church. Defalt, is this your lad?

No my booboo is walter allen, ill give you a heads up when to expect him

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:03 am

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the lads sexual orientation should not determine our thought process. The goal here is equality, and that means treating gay pieces of shit the same way that we would treat a straight piece of shit.

Agreed. I'm all for equal opportunity in surfering and streded in hash conditions.

Which is why I worry when gay lads are selectively fed into a bait.

The easiest way to avoid the problem is to not do anything that would highlight their orientation or make it an issue later.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:55 pm

I've stopped blasting the initial ASEM and will hold off on bringing any new lads into the bait. My gut is that the lads who are biting aren't actually gay, but are just following what they hope is a pay-day. I could be wrong though, and in the spirit of caution I have closed the ASEM phase.

I'm going to keep working the lads who I already have working on the forms so as to keep them invested before throwing any new wrenches in the mix. Having the Church go insolvent down the road will be a good option to have to complicate the fund claims, so I may use that later. I'll send out a blast in a week or so announcing the closure and seeking beneficiaries from among the initial ASEM list who did not respond favourably (the GOD PURNISH YOU crowd) and see if any of them come back.

Currently I have 5 eager applicants. Walter and Nicolas are the two most engaged and have promised to complete the OCA before Friday, after which they will be provided with the Sexuality Assessment Test. Nicolas was supposed to be finished yesterday and received an email from Adam Q. Topman that time is of importance. The other three received the test forms and have gone silent. Pokes sent.

3 more PURNISH YOU type email. Erotica sent. Henceforth PURNISH YOU responses will be ignored, but the addresses will be held for the insolvency blast.

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:57 pm

My first safari was gay. Joseph Twumasi was impervious to female love angle, so we tried the "older gay male" angle, using the very rich "Sir Winston".

It was confirmed that he was truly gay.

When he bit, I had a moment of empathy, this poor marginalized guy, gay in a homophobic country, Ghana. I felt empathy for him being gay in a place where his sexual orientation can result in being killed, etc. I voiced my concern and empathy in the thread, and was reminded that despite being a marginalized social outcast, being gay in west Africa, he was still a low life piece of shit scammer.

As for gay lads being selectively fed into this, it is no different than using buxom attractive women in baiting.

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I do enjoy all the thought that goes on here into the moralities of baiting.

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