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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Received this today - could be the lad is back for more or he has handed over to another lad.

Quote:

Hello Madam greetings to you in the name of our lord. Madam i assigned
my staff to take care of my mails knowing i would not be around, to my
amazment he was not able to. When i asked to find out the reasons, was
told due to the runing of the daily activities he hasn't been chanced
to. Madam i must am truely sorry for the poor communication. As
regards to the $8500, we did not recieve any payment, have even
contacted the accounts officer as regards it. Madam if any payment was
made we wil need a confirmation slip. Little maria is doing fine. I
sincerely wish you forgive the lazy acts of my staffs. God bless

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:05 pm

Yep. The Countess got exactly the same message. The ex-husband has also got a message, albeit slightly differently worded. So where do we go from here?

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:34 pm

After a 3-day wait "Mr roodney" has a reply.

Quote:

Hello nice to hear from you Mr roodney. My name Rev.SIMON. Rev Philip
jeffry is okay. It occured to me you are intrested in one of our
orphans. Sir i need to how serious about it, and truely you, then we
discus on it. God bless.

Off we go again!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Thicko lad still won't admit that his 'agent' stole $8500. If he'd only admit that he'd get the outstanding $6500 he is owed for little Maria. This lad is so stooopid that he can't see his inability to react to circumstance is what is holding back his money.

Still it keeps him occupied

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:51 pm

OK. Let's get started again with "mr roodney"!

Quote:

halo mr simone

how is yoo toady. me is stile inretested in one of yore orfans. havvy yoo gotty anny yung boys espeshly if dem inretesetd in footballs. me tinky dat grils needy moor carre and likey play wid dollies and tings lick dat.

me still havvy £25000 if yoo is willy to prat wid one of yore boy orfans.

yoo letty me know soony pleese.

rodney

How far can I get this stupid turd to go this time?

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:49 pm

So it's true that old lads never die, they just smell that way!

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:29 am

Rodney has a reply - the Rev (not sure which one) has some boys interested in soccer. Excellent - I'll see if I can get a team together!

Quote:

Hello sir i apreciate your email. Just as you asked if we any orphan
who loves soccer. Yes we do have a few who really loves to play
football. If you are intrested with i will make provision for it as
soon as possible.

Off we go! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:48 am

Why don't you ask for a pic of the "team", being careful about the ITP issues?

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:33 am

The Rev has said he can supply boys to play football so Rodders asks for some pictures.

Quote:

halo simone

meny tanks for yore relpy. me verry pleesy to now dat yoo havvy yung boys for socker teem.

yoo pleese telly me how meny yoo havvy got. yoo pleese sendy me sum pictores of dem. me wanty strong boys. me no wanty weddy ones who propably runny away from football insteed of kicky it. me no needy pansy tipes.

yoo pleese sendy me as menny pictores as poosibel so me abel chose sum. me is looky to get hole teem togedder so me is needy at least 12. iffy yoo abel getty me 12 den me know manger of bigg socker teem whoo intrested wid lost of munny for yoo.

hoppy dis ok wid yoo.

best washes

rodders

If he bites then a top club could be willing to pay a lot!
Meanwhile the Countess is still being talked to, albeit not very often. She is still asking the lazy sod whether he has been in contact with the police.

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:11 am

After three days, Rodney gets a reply regarding boys:

Quote:

Hello i understand the need of you wanting our young boys into soccer.
But i have to sit and discuss this the board so i can know there view
on it. So kindly give me a few days and then i will get back to you.

The little toerag is nibbling at the hook so Rodders replies:

Quote:

meny tanks for yore massage. me is verry pleese dat yoo and yore orfanidge can helpy.

me reeson for assky is dat me is helpy scout for reel mardid futball cllub in spane and me is presonal frend of manger rafael benitez. him has bin telly me dat not enuff yung boys avaleable in spane to keep famous futball cllub lick reel mardid going into next 10 yeers so dem is needy boys about 5 or 6 wid abillity and strong and futball who den willy grow up to be werld classy futballerers.

bigg club lick reel mardid havvy lost of munny to be spendy on new pleyers so me is sore dat rafael benitez wuld pay yoo mutch munny if yoo is abel surply him wid 11 or 12 yung boys about 5 or 6 yeers old. ally yoo needy do is sicsussy it wid yore bord and name yore prise.

hoppy dis fined yoo weel and hoppy rev farter phlip jeff is weel as weel.

If he bites this could open up a few possibilities!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Hope the lad bites for you. He has gone quiet on me after failing to take the very broad hint to admit his agent had half the donation after all but then to ask for the rest. This one really is a bone head.

If he does bite on the footballers I might have a fake football application form you can use which I drafted in an old bait. I'm sure he would love filling it out for each of the 11 players - but then again this lad is soooo lazy I'm pretty sure he'd get some excuse to avoid doing it.

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:38 pm

I still have this lazy sod going on two fronts albeit rather slowly. The Countess occasionally gets a message from him saying he cannot help the police while the Countess replies trying to make him comply by telling him they will not release the £50,000 until he does comply but the lazy shit will not. Today she sent him a message suggesting he answer the police's questions through her. However, due to him dithering the list of questions has gone up from seven to ten!

The other character (the Countess's ex-husband) has asked lazy bollocks if he can supply twelve young lads so he can start a football team. He seems to have bitten this and at the moment we are in negotiations on "transfer fees". Even so, it's all very slow.

Watxh this space!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Well done on keeping this lazy git on the hook. As you note he isn't the brightest star in the sky and seems real stupid on changing his modus operandi.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:32 am

@ PostmanPlod-are you close to a sandtimer?

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:10 pm

I keep plodding on - hence the name!
Here's the latest on Rodney (my character) on his quest for a football team after the Rev agreed he can supply the boys as long as Rodney is legit - bloody cheek!

Quote:

meny tanks for yore relpy.

we needy getty dis goin soonest as soccer seeson is soon starty. me havvy all reddy telly yoo watty me want butt in case yoo forgetty me is cheef scout pesron for reel mardid and me is pesronal frend of rafael benitoz. me no spose telly eny one dis so yoo keepy sercet butt me is secret scout pesron who looky for boys who will mack good soccer players in 3 or 4 yeers tim.

Watty me is wanty from yoo is 12 boys aged bewteen 13 and 15 who is fisically fit and of good statue who we can mold into soccer players to play at bigg teems. we no needy eny rubbish boys.

it wood be amazzing if we cann getty togedder 12 boys all in one go and mack teem out of dem strate away. we is willy to pay bigg munny for rite boys. me havvy bin give $100,000USD on hole teem so is verry impotent we getty rite boye rite from strat.

yoo is assky me pesronal detales. me havvy all reddy telly yoo. why yoo keepy froget? yoo musst keepy records or we getty nowear. me nam is rodney trotter and me adress is 365 nelson mandela house, madrid, 39576, espana. me no givvy out fone nubmer as dat is privvate and me no spose receeve fone calls by strict orders from rafael benitoz himself. me is awlays on dis emale accunt so yoo awlays cotnact me heer. me awlays relpy, unlick yoo who tack weeks to relpy. yoo musst getty yore arse into geer as dis is ugrent.

me hoppy yoo udderstand all dis and yoo no froget dat we can pay up to $100,000USD for rite boys. harry up and getty back to me letty me know dis is axceptible and givvy me detales of 12 boys yoo havvy.

Once the lazy sod says it is OK then it will be time for him to supply details of ALL 12 boys - including pictures! I don't hold out any hope with that but I keep poking along!
What fun!!

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:10 pm

After a couple of prods the lazy git has agreed to supply names and photos of 12 boys suitable for a football team. I'm not holding my breath with this one as he seemed incapable of answering a few questions posed by the Countess.

And on that subject we have to draw to a close the Countess saga. Even though she tempted him with a message saying the police have given her back the money but saying she has had enough with waiting the lazy git simply said sorry but he did try hard and there was nothing he could do!

Ho hum! There's still the football team to look forward to!

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Been semi-retired from baiting for a long while but I love a good orphanage-bait - can I have an intro?

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