"I'm not looking for wemon on internate."

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:47 pm

Another Fake American High Rank Navy Officer using funny language.
Posted here --> SW

He is facebook Romance Scammer, claims his name as US Navy Admiral George S. Photo is Admiral James Stavridis.

Wanted to share laugh here Smile

Quote:

Imelda: Sorry I just clicked few names popped up as people I may know. But I saw your profile, maybe I never met you. I am sorry for disturbing. You may remove me. Thanks.

Lad: Thank you my Dear you are at the right place

Imelda: Ok, thanks. I like making many friends.

Lad: Hello my Dear, How are you

Imelda: Hi, I am fine, thanks. How are you?

Lad: I'm also fine

Imelda: You are in United States?

Lad: So where are you now? No right now I'm in Belgium for mission

Imelda: Belgium? NATO?

Lad: And what about you? Yeah

Imelda: I am engineer in Hong Kong.

Lad: Engineer ? Really?

Imelda: Yes, why?

Lad: No is nice Do you have husband and kids?

Imelda: Why?

Lad: You look so beautiful

Imelda: Why? I eat too much and fat.

Lad: I was just looking at your picture here

Imelda: I do not like flattering. Please stop that.

Lad: How do you mean?

Imelda: I am fat like pig.

Lad: I'm saying what I'm seeing here honey

Imelda: I am not your honey.

Lad: Well am so sorry

Imelda: OK, so are you looking for women on internet, are you? I do not like men looking for women on internet.

Lad: Am not like that ok

Imelda: Then will you stop saying something like men praising women or calling hunny or else?

Lad: I just saw you here and i feel we can be trusted friends ok

Imelda: So? I just want to increase my network with friends in many parts of the world but not looking for men on internet.

Lad: Well here's i and my wife

Imelda: OK so you are married, right?

Lad: I'm not looking for wemon on internate. Is an insult to me

Imelda: So how is your wife?

Lad: Went you say that it makes me feel so sad within me.

Imelda: why?

Lad: I cant be looking for a woman here on Internet

Imelda: OK, that's fine then. I am tend to be unfriendly to men looking for women on internet. If you are not, then fine. How is your wife? What is her name?

Lad: She Dr Mrs Carol

Imelda: She is physical doctor?

Lad: Yes

Imelda: Which area?

Lad: She is a medical woman

Imelda: I mean which area of medicals?

Lad: Do you have husband and kids? You look good but does not want to tell me anything about you.

Imelda: No, I am single and no need men to care.

Lad: How do you mean

Imelda: I am independent, I mean. I am working and I can live on my own. Do you understand what I mean?

Lad: Yes i know that Man Is the complete of you

Imelda: I do not live in conservative world.

Lad: So?

Imelda: Now is not 19th century. Anyone can choose the way how each one want to live.

Lad: Yeah

Imelda: I even have a friend married to same gender. That is her choice and she is happy.

Lad: Ok you to marry a woman as your husband right?

Imelda: I have friends who are married but no kids. They have their own choices. Everyone have various choices.

Lad: I like the way you talk

Imelda: Ah, really? Hmm ok.

Lad: Like an independent woman

Imelda: Like how your wife is as a professional doctor?

Lad: I like those who talks like you You talk out your heart

Imelda: So?

Lad: I have not been with her for couple of you now

Imelda: But you call her on phone, right? You should.

Lad: I just want to be independent like you

Imelda: So?

Lad: I have a daughter 19years I 'm fine

Imelda: So?

Lad: Just like that

Imelda: Hmm. Not quite sure what you want.

Lad: So do you have Mum and Dad?

Imelda: Yep, they are in Malaysia.Why?

Lad: Oh really?

Imelda: I do not have lots of time to chat now.

Lad: Ok maybe some other time I like the way you

Imelda: I am not always online. I do not want restrict myself on chat. That will be against my freedom.

Lad: You talk intellegent You will be my friend

Imelda: Well, I want to go now. Bye. Do you use emails?

Lad: Yes dear sgjames479(atmark)yahoo(dot)com <-- feel free to grab him!

Imelda: I really hate ramble on long chat. OK thanks. mine is imeldafakey gmail. I will not be online always and do not want forced into chat. I prefer emails.

Lad: Ok that 's good (sent greeting photo "have a beautiful day" with bunch of flower in a cup.)

Imelda: Oh stop that kind of thing, I hate that girly stuff.

Lad: Ok

Imelda: Let me go now. Bye.

Lad: Bye I write you

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

Hook dangled

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:06 am

Username1939, enjoy!!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:23 pm

The lad's facebook seems to be removed. I hope he opens short email from Imelda Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Sep 2014 Posts: 139

he must have flunked English in military academy

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:32 pm

After 3.5 months, his email came.

Quote:

dear,

Thanks for your kind response and as a matter of fact, i am very happy to hear from you, however, i really want to establish a true relationship that may lead into a business partnership

I want you to know that we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs and during one of our rescue mission we came across a safe box that contain huge amount of money that belongs to the supporters of the over thrown government of Iraq, which I believe was money meant for buying weapons and ammunition, and it was agreed by all Army officers present on that rescue mission that the money will be shared among us and which we did.

Out of the total fund, my share was $10.5 Million U.S dollars which i have in cash and i thought i could travel along with the money when i complete my service here, and my plans was to use the money for Charity project and for my business establishment.

In order for me to avoid any negative development since I am still in active military service and cannot leave here till after my service is completed and I am considering to evacuate the box and bring it to you so that you will help me to safeguard it till I complete my service here and come to see you.

So i want you to assure me that if this money is been delivered to you in your country that you are going to be trustworthy to keep the money till when i will come to your country to meet you face to face to collect the money back from you

I have successfully move the parcel from here in Bagdahd. to Thailand. and the boxes are with the diplomat in Bangkok airport Thailand .

I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust nor thwart my dream, though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without formal introduction, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me in receiving and investing this Fund.

I have decide to compensate you with 15% of the total money once after the money is delivered to you, while the rest balance shall be my investment capital.

Note; I do not know how long we going to remain here and my fate since I have survived two bomb attack here, which prompted me to search out for a reliable and trust worthy person to help me receive and invest this fund.

The box will be safely evacuated from Bangkok Thailand and brought to you in your country through the assistance of a Red Cross official that usually come for weekly supplies in our base. I have already discussed and concluded every arrangement with him concerning the delivery of the box but he needs your details listed below to proceed with the delivery;

1. Full name:
2. Your address:
3. Your mobile:
4. Your Email Address

Please for our safety and that of the box, I appeal passionately to you not to discuss this issue with anyone or let anyone know about this because any leakage of this information will be too bad for me. Thank you in advance for your help.

I am waiting for your reply.

Imelda will not reply until dragon boat festival holiday is over.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duanwu_Festival

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:40 pm

Insurgents car bombing Naval vessels? Wow, those terrorists in Belgium are smarter than I thought!

...and a box full of cash. Who would've thought?!

Just one question, since when does "Bagdahd" have a port?