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Scambaiter_Ballsich
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:33 pm |
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Ok, so this is a continuation on from this thread.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=266035
Please read this first to get an idea how i got here! Bare in mind these baits are running at the same time and are both the same lad!
So, whilst the other bait is running smoothly, Laddo now decides he wants a piece of the Church as well, Lads are so greedy!!
So here it continues from the other bait!
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Smallboi DONT FUK UP! or me send da boys. Dis my best mugu and dey stil promise me more dollah ontop ov Wat dey gav me. Smallboi dere be bare form to fil out and ordane ritual before u get ur dollah, dis no easy mugu, do EVERTHING dey say other wise u dun get ur dollah OK?!
Email <Snipped> to get dis started. DONT FUK UP AND DUN LET ME DOWN!! |
You better not either!
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Boss
I will not let you down!! God bless You!!! |
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Boss
Sha I write the pastor like this I wish to be your member here in
Africa that is Nigeria!!!! |
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| Smallboi I ave told da Pastor u wil be emailing. Jus introduce urself an tell him me gav u his email adres becus u wan becum a member |
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Dear Pastor
How are you doing?? My name is p3t3r Ok0$odo from Nigeria I am very
instered to be a Pastor over here in Nigeria for the great church and
for the propagation of the word of God!! My good friend Pastor
Frederick introduce to this great Church..!
Sir will be glad to service here in Nigeria.
Tanks awaiting your swift reply!!
God bless
Peter Ok0$odo |
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Dearest Peter,
God bless you my child of Christ! My name is Pa5t0r D4n Gl33balls. Pastor Frederick advised me you would be emailing. I am the Director of Membership in charge of interviewing prospective members as well as guiding them along their journey. I am very pleased to be in touch
with you!
There are only a few steps need to be taken to become a member of TWAT. I will outline them for you in the weeks to come.
There are only a few requirements and steps to become an outstanding member of The W4tch7ower Ap0calyptic T3st4ment.
First we ask that you are of Christian faith. Next we will ask you to fill out a short informational form for our records and return it to myself to review.
I have attached the application to this email. You may be asked for a password when trying to open it. The password is CDXIX.
I am looking forward to hearing from you soon!
God bless you son.
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
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Dearest Pastor
I am most greatful for your swift reply!!! I am a born again Child of
God!! I will get back to you with the completed form soon!! Please
permit me few days to do this!!
God bless TWAT!!!
Regards
Peter O. |
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Dearest Peter
Please take your time, God will wait for anyone. Its good to know you are so interested dear Peter, i hope we can make this work.
May God bless your forehead with the tears of angel's
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
Fake lad steps in to make sure he doesn't mess this up!
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| Smallboi da Pastor told me u ave da form. U fillin it out Yeh? Dis Pastor mugu gon give me more dollah to set up secon church ere in sengal. Dis easy dollah wen u in smallboi. Don FUK it up |
He really can't help himself, once a scammer, always a scammer!
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OKAY BOSS
BOSS i need ur help of $100 make i take package the work.. i non just bar boss
i go use the bar take print am scan am back to am pls |
SLAP!
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| Smallboi u such ametuer, stop bein such a fool and get de form fil out. U disapoint me! Me gev u me best mugu an u fuk it up. Fil de form and sen it now |
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| Smallboi why u not reply bak to me. U fukin let me down u fuckin small penis boi, i bet ur mom dissapointed in u. Me gon tel Pastor glebals u not let u in church smallboi |
I like it when he calls me Boss! 
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Boss
i grt u i non go disappoint u boss
my guy say he go give me some money on monday okay...
i don tell pastor say make he give small time
i non get subs that why i non dey online |
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boss
abeg non vex i non get subscription please!!! i go fill out Boss |
I think he needs a push!
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Dearest Peter.
Pastor Frederick has given me very bad news, he tells me you do not want to believe in God and that you want to refract to the devil? Is this true Peter? I dont want to believe Pastor Frederick but he is a God fearing man who has done many good things for this church so im not sure why he has any reason to lie to me?
I thought you was going to be the right person to run our Nigeria branch of TWAT but I now think I need someone else.
May God make you burn in hell
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
And maybe another slap!
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| Smallboi u ave 1 Las chance. Do not fuk it up ok. Me tell Pastor to hold off an u gon fil form out. Do it smallboi an dun fuk it up! |
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Dearest Peter
My faithful Pastor Frederick has pleeded with me to give you another chance. After much deliberation and endless talks with the board of directives we have decided that you may have one more chance and one more chance only.
Do not let me down Peter, We need to get into Nigeria and I most certainly hope your the one to help us do it. Now I need that application form sent to me rather sharpish so we can review it.
May God bless you
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
Come on lad, you take the pi$$!
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| Smallboi it be Monday and da Pastor stil ave no form. U fukin this up? |
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Okay Boss
Toromorow by God Grace i go sub then i go forwarded now to Friday plz!!
i non go fuck up Plz |
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Hello Pastor Dan
I am sorry for the delay in reply i have been very Busy Please forgive me under the Mercy of God!!! i will send the form to you in less then three Day time for Review!!!
God Bless TWAT
Long live TWAT
Long live Nigeria.
Regards
Bro. Peter |
The church are getting aggitated he's taking so long!
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Dearest Peter
If I do not receive the form within the next 3 days im affraid we can not continue. The board of directors are already getting agitated that you are yet to fill the form out.
They are not taking you seriously Peter and think you are messing the church around. I have begged them to give you a chance and they have said you have 3 days to return the form other wise they will find someone more reliable to represent Nigeria.
Do not let them down Peter.
May God hurry your soul.
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
So fake lad slaps him and calls him out with insults!
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Smallboi giv me 1 gud reasen y I shudnt fuk u up. It not hard to complet a form for bare dollah. U jus messin around and not tekkin dis serious. Me gon send ny senegal boys to cum watch u and If u fuk up 1 more time me gon fuk u up gud and propa, u not fuk me aroun like dis! Me big guyman and u silly litle fuk up small boi who cudnt suck a goat.
DO IT NOW OR U FUKED UP! |
FINALLY!
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Boss
i don run now sorry for the delay please
I DON SEND AM THE PASTOR
WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP!! |
FINALLY!
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Hello Pastor D4n Gl33balls
i am so grateful for this Opportunity to serve as a TWAT!! I AM SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN SENDING BACK THE FILL OUT FORM I WANT ON ONE WEEK EVANGELISM...
Below is the fill out form with Utmost Good faith and Honest
God bless You sir!!
Long Live TWAT
Long live Nigeria |
Forms can be seen here!
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=265760
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Gud smallboi. U av to wait 4 Pastor to look at it and it be sent to Rev Ph1l McKr4kin who is memborship direkter. He decide it u becum a membor or not. If u do u nees to do next step.
U did fil it out gud an propa din u smallboi? |
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| Yes!! Boss I fill it Well!! |
Planting the seed of more money by refering his friends!
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| Smallboi u gud. Wen u get acepted me gon get more dollah from church 4 sendin u. Dis mugu mek me filthy rich. Maybe u sen ur friends as well, dey get rich too and den u get more dollah for sendin dem. Keep up da gud work smallboi |
No problem laddo!
But the forms are sh!t as you'll see in the pictures!
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Dearest Peter
Sorry for the delay, it was the celebration of TWAT yesterday.
Im glad you saw God and took the time and effort to fill our membership form out. I knew I coukd rely on you to help us in Nigeria. Pastor Frederick was right, and for his good work and recommendation he will receive a huge further grant. God bless him.
The form looks good Peter however its not very visable and is hard to read. Please either take better head on pictures or scan the documents.
Once we have good copys I will forward then to Rev. Ph1l McKr4kin who is our membership director. He will look over your membership and approve it.
I look forward to your reply.
May God bless you
Pastor D4n Gl33balls |
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Dearest Pastor Dan
How are you doing?? Thanks for your reply I will move TWAT forward in
Nigeria Okay. Please I have move around the town but the computer
stores are lock up Until Monday on 1/6/2015. I will rescan them and
send it!!!
Thanks for your Understanding!!!
Long live TWAT
Long live Nigeria
Regards
Evang Peter Ok0$odo |
SLAP!
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| Smallboi da Pastor tell me u need 2 redo form because pictur are shit. U say u gon do dem 2day. Ave u dun it? Me want my referil bonus dollah from church and im sur u want ur dollah as well. Urry up! |
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Dearest Peter
You are a true deciple of God. We look forward to your scans on Monday.
As I have already said, I will pasd your application form on to Rev. Ph1l McKr4kin who will review your memborship.
May God bless your devine soul.
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
Not good enough!
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Dearest PASTOR DAN
How are doing! Please may i beg for more grace from now to until
5/6/2015 i went round today could find any good scaning machine
please! I will go to town to have it done; I will make sure i rescan
it and send before now to 5/6/2015:
Good news i have started preaching about TWAT! And the people are very
insterested!
God bless TWAT
God bless NIGERIA
Regards
Evang Peter! |
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Dearest Peter
Im glad to hear of your email and endevours to get the form to us correctly. However Friday just isnt quick enough for us, we need to start thinking about moving this forward and setting the church up in Africa Nigeria. This cannot be done whilst you are not a member and you still have a few more steps to go yet.
Please get the form, scanned correctly, to me by Wednesday 3rd at the latest.
You mention you have spread the word of TWAT around the village? This is good Peter! Do you have any prospective members who would also like to join the church? We will give you a bonus of $10,000 for every member who joins and passes our membership assessment.
May God love your soul daily with the tears of angels.
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
Hurry up laddo!
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Dearest Peter
Im dissapointed, im yet to see a properly completed and scanned form from you? Are you no longer interested.
I have a number of people wanting to setup a church in Nigeria. Maybe they will be better at it than youself. I need to see a form today Peter or I will find soneone else.
May God hurry your soul
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
At bloody last!
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Dear Pastor Dan
Please i am sorry for the delay in Reply Okay. I JUST COMPLETED MY
EVANGELISM PROGRAMME TODAY. I HAVE ALREADY STARTED THE MINISTRY ABOUT
TWAT
Below is the form
God bless TWAT
God Bless Nigeria |
Time to forward it to my next church charactor!
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Dearest Rev. Phil
Please see attached a new application form for a new deciple in Nigeria. Please review his application form and take him through the application process of our church. He will be the head of church for TWAT in Nigeria so needs a full application process and ordainmemt.
Please ensure he is taken through the process. You can contact him on <Snipped>
May God bless you
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
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Dearest Peter
Many thanks for your application form. These scans are perfect. I have passed your forms on to Rev. Phi1 McKr4kin who will take your through the application process.
As you will be the head of church for TWAT in Nigeria your process will be slightly longer and involve more things but the Rev. will explain this further for you.
Please await his reply. He will be in contact shortly.
May the eyes of angels watch you and keep you safe
Pastor Dan Gl33balls |
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bware419ers
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Scambaiter_Ballsich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2015
Posts: 83
Location: Somewhere in the Scambaiting world!
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Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:50 pm |
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Ok with the help of my mentor I used the TWAT template and created some instructions for a video application he's going to need to do for me. Heres the email. A generic picture was found on Google of a white gown I want him to wear but I scrolled right down so it wasnt the first picture and easy to find.
For anyone interested heres the TWAT video application form I created, password is CDXIX
http://www.4shared.com/office/W0ei54d6ce/TWAT_Video_Application.html
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Greetings to you Peter.
Pastor D4n Gl33balls has passed on your application form to me. I have printed it off and I am in the process of reviewing your application.
In the mean time I need you to carry out the second part of the application process. As you can agree, the process for yourself will be a little longer than most as your going to be the leader of the Nigerian division of TWAT. As a leader it entales a little more understanding of the person who applies to be leader and as such we need a video application to accompany your written application.
Now dont worry this isnt as scary as it sounds. Remember God will guide you all the way and help you in your every step. To make it easier I have also attached an instruction manual of the minimum we require for your video application but please feel free to add anything else you think will help your application. I have also attached a picture of the attire we expect you to wear, this is being sported by our very own Pastor D4n Gl33balls!
Please return an email to me to advise you have received the instructions and you understand the process.
May God guide your every move.
Rev. Ph1l McKr4kin |
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The Reverand
Show Me The Goodies
Joined: 18 Oct 2014
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Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:21 pm |
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God i,ve missed this place ...RL got in the way but i can't wait to resume when my seasonal work drops off .
You are doing a fantastic job a great read give the Lad some pain ...wahh haaa
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Scambaiter_Ballsich
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2015
Posts: 83
Location: Somewhere in the Scambaiting world!
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Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:31 am |
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^^^
Why thank you, I plan on causing as much pain as possible!
He up to his usual lazy ass tricks again!
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| Dear this is a beat difficult??? |
So I had to give him a push and a mild slap!
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Hello Peter
Why is this difficult? You mearly have to record a video of yourself answering a few questions and talk about yourself a little. Why is it so hard?
Pastor Dan did warn me about you. Remeber Peter I can turn your membership down straight away, theres a great deal of funding money involved here and im beggining to think Pastor Dan was right about you. Maybe your not the one for the church.
Please explain why this is such an issue.
Rev. Ph1l McKr4kin
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Scambaiter_Ballsich
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Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:13 am |
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Well looks like the slap worked. Now im always prepared to be dissapointed but im starting to get this Lad now, hes lazy and i know he could do it quicker. Maybe he's stalling but I do think he will do the video, it may take him a couple of weeks but I do think he will do it.
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Dearest Rev.
Please i am sorry for such words! Its not dificult please you have to
give me somes days to enable get the dress code then produce the viedo
application and send it to you!
Rev i am the right person to represent TWAT in Nigeria; i am trained
evangelist i do go form one town to the other for evangelism that is
the reason for the delay in reply please forgive me!
God bless you Rev.
Long live TWAT
long live Nigeria |
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TheDane
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