Support Cornwall Tourism – 2nd UK Safari (new audio pg.2)

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:19 pm

Totally brilliant guys, that recording made me fall off my seat. You really deserve an award for services to the Cornish economy, what with all the tourists you are attracting down there Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

A few days passed since Sadiq made the first Safari to the GPS office in Looe.

But things have changed over the coming days. Pr!cky has grown more paranoid, realizing that the theft of $110,000 could come back to bite him. What if they tell his boss? The police? What if the lads tell the mugu it was Pr!cky that stole the money? The stress became too much to bear.

So Pr!cky decides to make a deal with the lads. They agree to tell the mugu that they collected the full $110,000, but actually they only get $80,000. Pr!cky keeps $30,000 for himself, and they both agree to never tell the mugu.

Early morning, two ladettes leave from Cambridge to Looe. Once they arrive, they have difficulties meeting with Pr!cky. He was only expecting one of them. When two arrive, he gets nervous…

I've stood here for 2... 3 hours...
I'm just worried about security...
I told you there's nothing to worry about!
If the mugu finds out I will go to prison!
Did you send this young woman as a gift for me?
Why are you saying that??!??!

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration3/looesafari2

Oh, and this call is definitely NSFW. Pr!cky gets a bit "frisky" toward the end of the calls... Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Oh, oh, oh, naughty, naughty Mr P! Laughing

Wonderful work.

Edited out the full surname - bware419ers

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:46 am

Congrats on yet another safari Mr L. And Mr P has finally decided he needs an extra "payment" for his troubles. Dying laughing while listening to the call. Brilliant work!

Edited here, too - bware

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:36 am

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Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

great

another safari beaten out of those lads Very Happy

I wonder if there is one more tour possible. by now, they should know the location quite well.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 17 Aug 2014 Posts: 90

" I am watching you, everyday in the Mirror" Razz

LOL

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Mr. Pr1cky you are a very naughty man - calm, friendly, slightly paranoid and very naughty. It was hilarious to listen to. Just one step further, only one small step. Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

That was awesome. I have no idea how you managed not to laugh!

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Mr. P gets a call from a new lad, a thumb-breaker in Turkey who threatens death and curses...

"If the Mugu has the money by Friday, it will be with us on Monday"
I will fuck you up... and I will bring you down!

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration3/thumbbreaker

It's too late. Mr. P has sent already sent the $110,000 back to the mugu in the USA via FedEx.

If the lad wants to collect, he's going to have to send a man to Oregon to pick it up directly from the mugu.

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:52 pm

Are you dealing with an oga or the lads themselves?

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Oga, lads, friends of lads... lads in Turkey, lads in Greece, lads in the UK.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:05 pm

Great work the both of you.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:47 pm

"fair and reasonable conditions"

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

^^Windypops, that is my favorite line in the whole call! Laughing

This lad is in turmoil right now. He doesn't know what to believe. He now thinks GPS is fake (or at least he WANTS to think that), but he just can't wrap his head around everything that has happened up to this point. Or HOW it is fake. He's so confuse.

Various lads spent weeks trying to find the GPS office in Athens (possible safaris but unconfirmed) only to come up short, then safari'd twice in the UK and everything went awry. Still after all this, he believes in the mugu and the $110,000.

Mr. P safely sent the money back to the US via FedEx, and it is safely back with the mugu on Friday.

Now I'm trying for a long-shot, a US safari. For now he says that he doesn't know anyone in the US, but this seems to be a well-connected gang of lads, so there is a possibility.

There have been tons of emails up to this point, but I have been especially abusive to him recently so I thought I'd post them...

From JG's dad Chuck:

Quote:

Joshua,
The FedEx came today with the $110,000. I am just glad that nothing happened to the money for the MONTHS that it sat around waiting to be picked up.

I sent you my terms in my last email if you wish to continue business. I expect 25% interest on this investment, and you must send a man to pick it up directly from me here in Oregon. There is no way I am shipping it again after what happened last time. Hell, I should have already gotten TWO interest payments by now because of all the time this took!

Joshua:

Quote:

Chuck
Is Incredible yet is happening to me on a broad day light, i sincerely appreciate your effort and help so far sir if you want to do business with me we will reach an agreement, my last email i ask you a question u didnt answer me so the money can be shipped forward right you didnt ask him to use Fed ex and ship down to turkey.
secondly you and i know GPS those not exit did your friend Mr P tell you that. about your interest am ready and willing to do business but you will obey me this time around.
i need your direct mobile number?
josh

You will obey me? Chuck doesn't care for his tone...

Quote:

Josh,
Surely you are kidding me right? Why would i have him FedEx it to Turkey after 2 MONTHS of this bullshit, no one bothering to pick up the packages, both times in Greece and in England you were telling me that you had a person that would go and pick it up and then never did. When Mr P offered to ship the money back to me, your damn right I told him to ship it back here to me in the USA! Why would I prolong this nonsense any longer?

And what do you mean GPS doesn't exit? What does that mean? I've used them to ship for my business all over here in the US and never had any problems like this before.

And what the fuck are you talking about "obey you this time around?" You are fucking joking right? You are lucky I am even talking to you after all this nonsense boy! I am an investor, I have no obligation to give you my money, especially now that all this nonsense has happened, poor communication, and straight up lying to me and saying that you would send a man for the package and then never picking it up, so lets get that straight right NOW. The only reason I'm even talking to you right now is because you are friends with Jonathan.

If you want to call me go ahead. My number is 1-xxx-263-13xx. But LISTEN TO ME NOW... I am only moving forward with this deal on the conditions as I already laid out in my previous emails. The interest is now 25% AND you send a man to meet me here in Oregon. THAT IS THE ONLY DEAL I AM INTERESTED IN NOW. Do not call me an offer me anything else, I will hang up on you. If you want to move forward, we are going to do things my way.

I am sure you are a good guy Joshua, but you have a lot to learn about business son.

Frustration...

Quote:

Dear Chuck
Thanks for your email i so much appreciate listen sir i know you have tried so so much well for us to do business honestly am supriz you even know about Fed ex express and other and you decided to use the fuck GPSe. Very Happy

i will try everything possible to make this work but am not sending and dam person to you over there cos i know no one for now.(well, start making some new friends, asshole)
i sent some one to pick up the package several time but you are aware what happened and still asking me you see the attachment the person i sent got there and the fucking pri**y guy kept doing naughty things Laughing

i dont even understand for a bit either he off his mobile number or he drive by and said i have seen them, well please we need some time to discuss honestly and stop playing games with me
josh

He sent me several Google street view images of Looe, right where the lads were waiting... he just can't seem to figure out where that damn GPS office is.

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:32 am

Good work TM, work is keeping me busy right now but I'm still watching out for my friends on here. Keep up the great work!

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