Gratifying rant

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Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 12:19 am

Seriously, this lad is a veritable fountain of delight!! I've changed his name slightly - he's got a founding father name, but I don't want him googling himself. This gem just came in today after my "Mrs. L" character figured out the man sending her love letters might not be her real husband who is now in Nigeria chasing bad guys:

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My BELOVED Wife Mrs. L,
HAhaha i am still PAUL REVERE am the Nigeria criminal peril scammer i scammed your husband $16,000 and i want to scam you $4000 you are very lucky haahaa am laughing BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FOOLISH WOMAN HAHAHAA
I still have K L your husband email password so am monitoring all his conversation with people he is dealing business with so i need to scam them one by one because scam is my job ahahaha laughs YOU ARE BASTERD WOMAN AM JUST 25YRS OLD BOY
I give your husband a hand shake in the hotel he lodged in Lagos but he did not know I AM PAUL REVERE who scammed him hahaha. I know he is still looking after me, i will kill him in that hotel within one week i will send group of boys that will kill him very soon in that hotel within 7 days if he reviews to go back to his country I WILL KILL HIM i make false accusation on people just to frustrate them. I will soon kill your husband and am working together with the Nigerian authorities so we are planning to kill him in the hotel he lodged because he was a stranger in this corrupted country Nigeria the authorities here is planning to kill him if he did not go back within the week and i will kill him too i will send group of boys to shoot him gun then he will die AND TAKE ALL THE MONEY HE HAVE HERE HAHHA...YOU MENTION HE HAVE $25,000 WE ARE GOING TO KILL HIM AND TAKE THE MONEY FROM HIM.

You can say forever bye to your husband hahaha R.I.P is going to be his name within 7 days.
You are just lucky and Mr. K was also searching for me in USA because i made false accusation on him while he was innocent so i still have your husband email passwords am monitoring everything. PK IS THE REAL MAN FOR YOUR HUSBAND BUSINESS AND NOT ME hahahahahaha..laughs I AM A PERIL SCAMMER, MY NAME IS PAUL REVERE THE FBI LOOKING FOR ME IN THE USA HAHAHAHAHAHA AM LUCKY I TRAVEL DOWN HERE NIGERIA HAHAHAH FOOLISH PEOPLE.....SEND ME MONEY AGAIN PLEASE I JUST BUY CAR AND BUILD HOUSES WITH THE $16,000 IT IS VERY BIG MONEY HERE HAHAHAH AM EJOYING IT...I WILL KILL YOUR HUSBAND IF HE DID NOT GO BACK TO HIS COUNTRY AND YOU SHALL SEE. PASS THIS MESSAGE TO HIM AND BE WARNED AM A SCAMMER SO SCAMMER IS MY OCCUPATION BYEEEEEEEEEE.

PAUL REVERE
I AM A SCAMMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 12:29 am

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I AM A SCAMMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Awesome.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I'll just say, "Wednesday, Thursday Friday."

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 1:29 am

Epic!!!!

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 1:36 am

So, is he going to kill Mrs. L's husband, then? He wasn't quite clear on that point. Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 1:50 am

I've let the lad know I am desperately needing to find my husband, so I am planning a trip to Nigeria to figure out where he is.

He's created about four extra emails now just to pose as my fake characters. I am really thinking about sending five more names his way to see what he does with them! Hmmm... taking suggestions...

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 2:00 am

Just to see if he can avoid mangling the name, you could try Roy Hinkley (char. from Gilligan's Island).

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 9:34 am

You might suggest you are hiring ninjas to accompany you and find your hubs....

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Uurrrgh - still shuddering. What a truly horrible young man! Shocked