Joseph's 2 UK Seaside Safaris - 1000 Miles in 5 Days

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Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 10:15 am

Massive Congratulations to JHancock for baiting this gang and for setting them up for these 2 Safaris. JH played a man in Australia who travelled to London to pay the Lads in person the fee of £13 170.00 GBP ($20 000 USD) and then get his millions. The lazy Lads would not even venture out to meet him there, insisting on a bank transfer and a scan of his ID. Before he returned home, JHs character spent a few days with his seriously ill Uncle Pr1cky in Cornwall. Of course, a good Uncle helps his Nephew, so it was agreed that Uncle would look after the money and the nice businessmen could collect it from his home address.

SAFARI ONE: 2 Lads (Clement and Joseph) drive from Tilbury, Essex to Looe, Cornwall. 270 Miles each way. They arrive at midnight and wander around the cold, dark, silent seafront for 2 hours, before capitulating and driving back home.

SAFARI 2: Part One. Joseph travels from Tilbury, Essex to London Paddington Station, where he takes the train to Plymouth, Devon. 270 Miles each way. Uncle's taxi is stuck in a traffic jam.

SAFARI 2: Part 2. Joseph is persuaded to walk 3 miles across Plymouth on a wild goose chase to find Uncle's taxi. After over 2 hours of hiking up and down hilly roads, he has enough.

Later that evening, as Joseph sat wearily on the last train back to London, his furious Oga had a message for Uncle Pr1cky: "Rest in pieces. Idiot. F*** you".

Some Calls from the 2 Safaris: https://soundcloud.com/johnnycalls/two-safaris-may-15-looe-and-plymouth

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 10:21 am

Nice job TM & JH.

It's always nice to hear about lads getting out and about and getting some fresh air.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 10:21 am

Nice!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

great safaris Very Happy

I guess, they loved being at the beach Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Love it. Shame the weather hasn't been too bad in the UK recently. A nice rain swept walk through a chilly Cornwall (ala yesterday) would have been the icing on the cake.

Well done.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

Thanks for the laugh this morning. The 2 hour midnight seashore stroll in Cornwall sounds especially nice.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:18 am

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Joseph is persuaded to walk 3 miles

Support lad physical fitness. A healthy lad, is a happy lad.

Good job persuading them to get exercise.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:19 am

JH & TM, both of you are to be reprimanded forthwith! How dare you put the poor lads through so many stress? What do you think is going to happen when you don't pick your calls? People are going to complain about you beaterly!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:48 am

I'm amused to see that Rame Head is still alive and well as a safari destination. Great stuff!

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

Ha, well done! Just curious, because I had difficulty making out what the lad was saying in the call: did he discover that you're a baiter?

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:00 pm

A most excellent trip!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:08 pm

I love the smell of Cornwall in the morning. Ir smells like victory.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 5:13 pm

The Monsignor wrote:

Joseph is persuaded to walk 3 miles across Plymouth on a wild goose chase to find Uncle's taxi.

Who said lads were lazy?! Another great adventure TM...and JH!! clapping

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 6:31 pm

Congratulations to both. Great job!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 7:51 pm

much safari! such walkings! much cursings!

05/29/15

Simply fanTABulous TM and JH ... I am completely blown away -- I'm, well ... speechless!!!
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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

HA! Nothing beats a good safari! Well done gents. beers!

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he said you are a bushman from the village and I should not tell you about this

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you wasted all my money! Your f&^%ing mad!

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 12:24 am

Great job! Love the lonely, cold, walking aimless aspect of this. Bravo!

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:01 am

Truly outstanding work! clapping

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 4:40 am

Beautiful!

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Dec 2012 Posts: 178

Thanks guys, this gang have been very fun Smile

. Also thanks heaps TM for all your help and hard work, I couldn't have done it without you.

Also guys this is a big lesson you should never under estimate your lads, because some do perform miracles Very Happy

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This Bait started off as a simple straight bait that I didn't think would really go anywhere, was just having fun messing with him. But since have had these 2 safaris, seen lads trying to undercut lads, been referred to so many of their contacts, to date it has been 2 Nigerian lads, 3 UK lads, 1 Malaysian lad and Turkey lad (who I never even bothered contacting) and now an Australian Lad.

This bait has been like finding a diamond in your dogs turd Very Happy

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Again A BIG thanks to TM, he was the one who had to stay up till like 4 in the morning for the first of these two safaris, and it would have been impossible for me to pull this off without his help

Thumbs up

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:18 am

I finally got to listen to the calls-J. Hancock, this is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. And TM, you know you are the ruler of Rames Head!

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 9:38 am

Great work guys! Good to see its not just the African locals going on Safaris!

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 10:16 am

Another gem from the travel gang! I'm glad to see pr1icky is still riling up the lads so well, and appreciate the diverse modes of transport. For some reason I especially like the final part of the journey on foot.

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 10:50 am

The curses, the anger, and the outrage... wondrous to behold.

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