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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:31 am

It's been a few days since the Rev has contacted the Countess so she sends him a message saying the police have caught the murderer but, more importantly, they believe the Rev is involved in child trafficking because he does not answer any police emails.

Now the Countess is having doubts about the Rev so asks him to confirm that he is legit and if he is he needs to answer the police questions otherwise the deal is off.

Hmmm - will he or won't he?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I suspect not as this lad is very,very lazy. He doesn't seem to have the intelligenceto adapt his routines to new scenarios and just plods on. Hope I'm proved wrong though. A reminder from another of his donors may poke the lad in to doing something.

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:27 pm

Seems like you are right, pete515. The lazy git has not replied for a few days to either the Countess or the police and so alas in spite of several pokes it may have all gone cold.

Rodney, the ex-husband, has another angle to follow:

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halo mr phlip

how is yoo toady? me no heer form yoo for loong tim. havvy yoo got munny from my 2 frend dem who is looky for orfan?

yoo nevver gess butt me is rich. me gottat lotta munny now. me gotta neerly £50,000. it beelong to my exwiff cuntess mary. she tinks poliss is gotta munny butt me bin to dem and expalne to dem wat go on heer. me say to dem dat cuntess is crook and dat munny is beelong to me. she owe it me wen she walk out on me and tak all munny in bunk accunt and leef me wid nutting.

dem poliss is so gilluble. dem iddiots beleef me. cann yo udderdtand that? no me needer. enyway me willy to shair it wid yoo. me gotta sofft hert and me alway lik to lock atfer dem hoo is notta welloff as meself. are yoo intersted in halve of munny £25,000 for yore orfanage? yoo telly me wat yoo givva me for dat kined of dosh pleese. me oppen to eny offer.

pleese yoo letty me know if yoo is intrest ok.

rodders

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:40 am

The lad is unhappy that he still has not received Roger's donation:

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Do it your self. Is what I expected from you not giving someone some cash to help pay in.

But Mr Hilts has told Roger that the lad is not cooperating, and that is what is causing the delay:

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What do you mean do it myself? I don't know the banking system very well, and I can't make a bank transfer myself, especially not one that large. That is why I gave the money to my banker Mr Hilts, who I trust to make the transfer on my behave.

Listen, Mr Hilts says you are not cooperating with him to receive this donation. It makes me think that you are not serious about this. What sort of orphanage doesn't want to receive donations? Please, for the sake of the children, just do whatever Mr Hilts asks you to do. I am very annoyed that you can't get anything right here.

Roger is basically pleading with the lad to work with Hilts to scam him. Let's see if he does it.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:43 pm

Roger spent a few more days confused why the lad hadn't received the money yet. The lad complained that he hadn't heard from Hilts:

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Habent heard from him since you asked him to make the transfer. This has taken longer thjan its suppose.

I'm waiting for the lad to follow Hilts's instructions, but he is being very stubborn. So Roger went back to the bank to ask, and Hilts unloaded on the lad afterward:

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Dude, what the fuck? Roger came back to the bank today saying that your complaining that I'm slowing shit down with his donation. I'm slowing shit down? The only slow thing here is your fucking tiny brain!

I told you to give me proper accounts so I could do the money laundry. I told you to tell Roger that you received the $100,000.00 so we could get going on ripping him off for even more. You didn't do either of those things. Instead of doing anything to corporate with me, your just fucking around like a small child.

Jesus, I swear you've got your head so far up your ass, you can't even see the light of day! If you just do what I tell you now, you'll have the chance to get way more money than some piddly ass $100,000.00. How the fuck is this not getting through to you? Did your whore mother drop you on your head when she shit you out?

Get your head right and stop acting like a goddam moron, or else I'll tell Roger your a scammer and you'll loose the best fucking mark you've ever had. I can easily find another scammer to work with me who has half a brain cell, but you'll never find a mark this good again. Are we clear?

Send the goddam accounts, and tell Roger you received the money. Then we'll work from there.

I'm interested to see how the lad responds.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

^^ Good stuff. I love it when the opportunity arises to insult the lad on the pretext that a compatriot has screwed. up. I've done much the same on his pal/mule 'Janet' who has stolen nearly all the money I've sent him. I don't think I've met a lad so stupid (or lazy) to fail to adapt his approach when the money is so close to reaching him.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:17 am

^ He didn't appreciate the profanity:

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Please do watch your mouth. What do you expect when I haven't heard from you in months. Look I wouldn't say this again, because he is begining to suspect the whole thing. Have provided you with three accounts. Make the payments there. I wouldn't say this again.

Hilts will continue to slap him until he actually does what I asked.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:49 pm

This lad's lack of creativity and utter inability to think beyond his script are getting tiresome. He sent this to Roger:

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Look am tired off all this. I have not received any cas sent. And if there was any cas sent I need the confirmation slip

This is after I've told him repeatedly from Hilts that he should pretend to have received the cash so that they can set Roger up for a bigger payment.

I'm going to take my time responding to him.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:54 pm

The Countess employed a lawyer and got her money back from her ex-husband. She tells the lazy shit that the police have the money again but will not release until he answers their questions. No response for a couple of days. How can I push this turd to do some work?

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:35 am

Still no response from the little shit despite threats from the police and pleading from the Countess.

Rodney did get a response from The Rev yesterday. He said, after Rodney had asked him for advice, that he was "tired and speechless on what to say"!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I've poked the lazy sod too. As Big X wrote this lad is incredibly non-adaptive to bigger and better opportunities open to him and damn lazy in doing anything at all.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Thicko, lazy lad wrote

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madam every is
fine. like i told you i have written to Janet over a
thousand times about the claimed sent money, she says she
didn't receive any cash. do not know what to say about
this anymore.

so I told him how to get his outstanding money.

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I suggest you call the US police (maybe even the FBI) and then once they recover the money from Janet I can pay you the remainder of the adoption fee which is still owed ($6500).

Stupid lad just has to admit that his mule stole the money and he can then claim his $6500. However I don't hold out much hope that this numbskull will have the intelligence to adapt his approach.

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:29 pm

Not given up on the turd yet. I'm still poking him and occasionally getting some response so it's "work in progress" at the moment.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:09 am

He's still proving to be utterly inflexible. The emails aren't even interesting anymore, so I won't bother posting them here, but in line with my own personal baiting ethic, I'll keep responding to him until he drops me.

Basically, for the last week I've had Roger get confused about whether he needs a payment slip or a confirmation slip from MG to have proof of the payment. The lad uses the terms interchangeably, but this has confused Roger and the lad isn't keen on explaining properly.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:28 am

The lazy shit is still responding occasionally so all is not lost. The Countess is trying to spell it out to The Rev in simple terms to co-operate with the police otherwise he will not get a penny. All he keeps saying is "make a payment". What with, if the police have got the money, stupid!

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:33 am

I can't believe how long you guys have had him on the hook!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 12:59 pm

The little shit is still refusing to answer the police's questions despite many pokes from the Countess. Even the police telling him that Interpol is on to him makes no difference.
Getting tired of The Rev's constant "Make a payment" requests, Rodney sends him an abusive message:

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watty yoo meen me is no seroius pesron? me keepy assky yoo wat yoo wanty me to do. all yoo is say is mack pamyent.

me will mack pamyent wen yoo telly me wat to do. how meny tims havvy me gotty assk yoo?

diss is too sily for werds. yoo no seam abel to udderstand engrish.

getty yore arse into geer and givvy me infromation so me abel sendy yoo £25,000.

sorely dat is no dificcult.

Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 8:58 am

After giving up hope the Countess gets a reply from the Rev:

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Hello greetings to you in the name of our lord Jesus. Have really not been in town, went on a missionary to Kenya and will be coming back soon to handle matters that are yet to be unsolved. Soon as I get back will write you. Bear with me.

So he's "been on a missionary"! The mind boggles!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

The mind does indeed boggle! Now that he is back I might poke him (but not in a missionary sense) regarding Little Maria.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

After a poke and insult I got this (almost the same as Postman Pold) - looks like the lad could be back for more

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please it is not like that.I went for a missionary which I just came back. So sorry things haven't been moving on fast as planned. But promise to fix things.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 8:41 am

Excellent! The Countess has been waiting over a week for a reply so she is off with another message:

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Dear Reverend Father

How are you today? I hope you have recovered from your missionary and that you treated him well.

Now can we please finalise the transfer of little Maria by you telling me what progress you have made in getting the police to release the £50,000 back to me.

I look forward to hearing from you in the next day or so.

Countess Mary Blenheim Farquharson

Meanwhile her ex-husband, Rodney, has been hurling abuse and insults at The Rev accusing him of all sorts of things. The Rev replied (at last) saying he is very hurt by it and it should stop. I don't think so!

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 6:19 pm

The lad got back to me out of the blue as well:

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Why not still want and expect your donations. Everything has been fixed

Roger will pursue this for as long as the mugu keeps replying:

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Ok, that's great new that everything has been fixed! How should I send you the donation?

I'm hoping he'll self bait a bit so we can stop going in circles, because he's too dumb and/or lazy to be pushed into my usual Church bait.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 5:02 pm

The little turd is still silent so the Countess tries a different angle:

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I have not heard from you for nearly two weeks. I hope you are well and have not caught one of those dreadful diseases that are rife over there at the moment.

I heard that the Pding Pdong Fever is up to epidemic proportions in Kenya. Do you have Pding Pdong Fever? I hope not. If you are suffering I can send you some money for medical treatment.

Will he take the bait?

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:07 am

Nothing from THe Rev for weeks so it seems this little adventure is over for the Countess and her ex-husband. Still, had him going for four months!

On to the next one!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Yes, it was fun while it lasted. Hopefully we've disrupted the little s**ts scamming and the experience will put him off but I very much doubt it.

Always, ready to help out with orphanage baits when available.

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