Soldier Dan

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello my dearest,

How are you doing? Hope you enjoying your weekend right? Anyway why haven't i heard from you? Or is it because of the crook issue am trying to protect you from? Anyway the ball is in your court so decide if they should score or spoil the ball so think well about the issue and be careful ok? I will not like to talk much because just decide to check you out. So take care and enjoy the blessed Weekend. Kisses.

Daniel.

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Hello Soileder man Dan,

Well you were 129% correct that my General Custard was indeed a fraudulator and I took your advices and went to the police
and they confirmed it and I am so angry and feel terrible and I hope they can find him but they told me probably not so they
took the $6,000.00 and sent suppenas to the money gram and the westerly union and returned the money to the people who sent it to me
however since my picking up the money was a crime I had to hire a Shyster so in case the victims of his fraudulating want to press charges they can
actually have me arresterated so it is scary for me but my Shyster told me not to worry because i didn't send the money anywere.
Well the police also told me something very scary, the General Custard is actually a Arfrican fraud star and Arfrican fraud stars send money from
victims to the terrorismists called Bolo Haram and I had no idear so many different terrorismists groups existed. Damn fuckers should all join the
same gang so we can kill them all with one Adam bomb. Bastards. I hate them so bad right now and always will.
Well your last email before your last email said something about Arfrican monkeys but I don't think monkeys can type but we have an elephant here that can paint.
At the zoo. And elephants don't fling poo at other elephants and I think they have toilets now in the Arfrican. I am confused what you mean by monkeys? Perhaps you mean elephants? I don't want you to call me stupid because I really feel stuppid now but I am glad you tol me to go to the police so I am thanking you from the bottom of my hart.

How is war today?
Do be safe and if you can please do some extra pain to a terrorismist I would reely appreciate it.

Bless you always,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello ,

Glad to hear from you and thank God you have now believe what i told you. Anyway am happy you did not send the money across to them which should have given you some problem. Well i do care much about you but it's hard for you to trust and believe me. What i mean by African Monkeys, is due to the reason of the slave trade period my dear. Anyway am happy you did not find yourself into any kind of trouble. But whom did the Police send the money too? well wishing you Happy Mothers day!

Daniel.

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Yes and thanks you again for being correct and telling me how I should go to the police because they did not seem suprized about this at all and they said the money is from
people who got tricked and they will make sure they get it back so that's what they are doing but I don't call them about it to see if they find them because my Shyster told me not to talk to them no more.
How is war today? I hope it is good.
Well I don't know anything about trading slaves because they did away with all that way before the time before my family came to this country so I am still confused about monkey but if you ment it to be a racial slur I don't like it. People of all walks of life and colors commit crimes but we shuldnt be racistialist about it so that is just my thoughts on the subjects.
Well you have been a good fiend to me so I think we should put time into this for solid trust if that is ok with you?
I hope you don't get too much rain today, it's going to rain here.
Very best wishes to you today and thank you so much for wishing me happy Mothers day but I have no kids and maybe one day I can adopt but they tell me I'm too old.
Have a lovely day

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Hello My Dear ,

Thank you again for your response and do not be bothered about me doing good to you it's just that, we need to get each other back so that we will not continue to fall victim always ok? I'm just happy you act according to what i told you so that is nice. Well putting time together into this for solid trust, i think that is ok by me so that things will move smoothly ok? Well the weather here is somehow ok now here though it rains sometimes my dear. Anyway my dear i have to rush for dinner so i will write when am back or less busy. Take care and enjoy yourself. Kisses.

Daniel.

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Hello My Dear ,

Good Morning! Well A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world as We must never give up.Because what appears to be the end May actually be a new beginning. So don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. For every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of Our Life. And also, Sometimes we need someone to simply be there... Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.That is why am here for you always my dear.

Anyway, as today is the day for you all women of the world as we celebrate you, You Being a great Mother is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today,you have to do it again tomorrow as It is easier for a Mother to have children than for children to have a real Mother.I’m glad to have you my dear as a lovely mother to your kids and my kids as well. Wishing you More Grace, Long Life, Good Health and Prosperity!!! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! Hope you will enjoy yourself to the fullest. Stay safe and have fun as it's your day! Kisses.

Regards,

Daniel.

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 5:46 pm

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I'm just happy you act according to what i told you so that is nice.

Oh yes. VERY nice!

I just can't believe those Africans enslave monkeys. That's just rude!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^We're going to have to get together to do a Gilligan's Island bait.

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Thank you so much Soilder Dan and how was your MOTHERS DAY? I went to the kennel to visit mamma but she don't know me since she lost her mind some years ago. It was real sad. She thinks I'm her new friend and made me take her dog for a walk but she doesn't have a dog, just a stuffed toy that looks like a dog. She was very incistant about it so I had to tie a rope around the toy and drag it down the street. A passing petrol officer thought I was a lunitic that excaped a mental hospital and I was siezed and taken in for evaluation but once he spoke with the poeple at the kennel who knew me, I was released. So MOTHERS DAY SUCKED BALLS. Did you do anything spacial? I hope war is good today.

Do stay safe,

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I'm so sorry about your situation on a Mothers day. By the way so sorry for the delay in responding to your message ok? I have been so busy on duty. Anyway yes on Mothers day, all the Military Soldiers Ladies celebrated it so special so we help them out as it was their day so i may say on that day we did something new by having fun but later went back on duty. I feel sad for your mamma's situations and i know soon God will vindicate her and she will be fine. Just let her watch emmanuel.tv and prayed along with the Man of God and you will see good results. I will like to leave you here and write more later when am less busy. Enjoy your day. Kisses.

Daniel.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 12:56 am

I'd love to help on a Gilligan's Island if I can be the Cap'n.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Absolutely!

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 2:07 am

Capital idea! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 10:22 am

Cammy could be the movie star instead of Ginger.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Cammie IS a movie star. I think I want to be Marianne.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 10:14 am

Oscar could be Gilligan.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:14 pm

I'm claiming Roy Hinkley "The Professor".

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 11:31 pm

Some Mod Wrote:

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Oscar could be Gilligan.

Um yeah I got the Hat but what or why would anyone think I’d be a oh never mind….

One 'Little Buddy' ready to wreak Havoc!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello Soileder man Dan,
I unmderstand you are busy and I will have patients since you are a good fiend to me. I hope the Militia Soileder Ladies had good celebrations and they must miss they're kids and I dont no what emanuel tv is but next time I visit her I'll ask the staff about it and do you pray a lot? What is your favorite prayer? I hope your day is good and will write later.

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Glad to hear from you my good friend. I do miss you so much and sorry for the delay in getting responded to your message. I have been busy that makes it. Well we do have nice time with them and they all miss their kids as i do miss mine as well. So how is life going? You still working? Emmanuel TV is a Christian Television that changes the life of the world and i know it will help you out ok? My Favorite Prayer to God everyday is forgiveness of my Since and may God grant me more Grace to be able to overcome my Short comings. Will end here and wish you blessed New Week. Kisses.

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Hello Soileder man Dan,
Well thank you for explanign the Emanual tv but I don't think we get that station here but I will keep looking
and this hole prayer thing is new to me but I'll watch more tv and see what happens
Well I don't no what the forrgivenss prayer is but what kind of since do you do to make that prayer happen?
I am intersted and want to know more.
Well I hope all is good at war and stay safe my fiend,

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Glad to hear from you and thank God you are doing good. well am also fine but just busy always. How are things going? Well you can watch emmanuel tv on the internet ok? www.emmanuel.tv/net and you will testify what am talking about. Anyway i do miss you so much and don't know if you can help my son there in the sates with $200 to use buy a handout for the preparation of his exams. will be grateful if you can do help him out. do update me if you can help ok? take care and have blessed day.

Daniel.

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Hello Soileder man Dan,

Well I will try again with the internet connection to the emanual tv but my computer keeps crashint
since it is kind of old and not much rem speeds or what ever computers need to make things work
so I wish I could help with your son examinations but I spent the last of my savings on my Shyster
and I don't get my next settlement check payout until September which is almost spent because i am taking one of those boat cruzes, you know, the big ships that take people on vacation. I go to the Carribean cruze maybe you can go ? No pressure. I know we are only fiends and not pressurizing you.
Tell son he should fill out the application for militia childrens where they get money when they're daddy is derployed. I can look into that for you?

How is war today? I red a story in a paper not long ago where the Arfganeze prostitutels are using vagina bombs on the militia mens who are making the paid sex hooking.
I know you are not like that but you should inform the men under you about that because lets face it, mens who are away from ther women have certain needs (sex) and i am not judging but i think its wrong anyway they should be careful that if they go and make a paid sex with a prostitutel that they could be killed from the sucide bombers.

Have a good day and be safe,

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Hello thank you for your email and do try your best to make sure you watch the emmanuel tv ok? Anyway i heard what you said thank you .hope your day is running lovely? here things are getting much better and we pray for the best to come. Just tired of being here. Anyway enjoy yourself. Kisses.

Asshole doesn't even thank me for good advice.

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Hello Soileder man Dan,
Well thank you but I couldn't get it to work so I did take my walker and went for a walk to this church down the street so I did ask that there priest about it and he invited me to go to mass on this Sunday, it will be the first mass I go to so i hope my knees will let me walk. since the accident they don't work so good no more.
hop you are good and hope you soon will be out of that shithole. I understand you must be missing good food and good fun. So sad for you.
Be safe!

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Hello My Good Friend, Glad to hear from you and hope you are doing good? Well thank God you have been invited for a Mass and i pray that your Faith leads you well by getting your Knee problem solved for you to come back on feet again. I thank you for your concern and pray things work out well for me to return back safe. Wishing you best among the best. Have blessed Weekend. Kisses.

Daniel.

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Hello my fiend soileder man Dan!
I did a mass watch on Sunday and I have to check with you on this
Are you the Jesus kind of religion?
I learned a little about that kind of religion
Anyways I wan to wish you and your troopers a safe time at war especially this week since I heard them tanks you drive in are being recalled due to some kind of Johnson rod failure
I hope it doesn't affekt you

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Hello My Dear thank you for your kind message. Well am Jesus religion lover. I believe in Jesus as our Personal savior ok? Anyway how is your weekend going? I also appreciate your concern about me and my troops here may God blessed you. I'm doing good just missing you. Stay safe. Kisses.

Daniel.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Hello my fiend Soileder man Dan,
Well I am learning about the Jesus and did you know there is a Licefer too? He is a devil! So much to learn!
Well I am glad we are both of the same kind of religion now so now I will know what you are talking about.
So I did the church today, did you church today?
Today was a bad day because my legs are in pain again so I went to the church in my wheel chair. I didn't do all the kneeling so I hope the priest isn't too mand at me.
Well I do want to know if you got your tank recalled and what you are driving right now at war?
Do be safe,

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Thank you for your message i appreciate and hope your weekend if going smoothly?

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Hello Soileder man Dan,
I do hope you had a good weekend.
We are doing some churching things this weekend and I have been helping out a lot with their events.
They do suppliment doctors that go to third word countries to provide health and inmunitzations to bastard children that have no parents in poor neighborhoods
They need our help and if you are a Christian you are supposed to help those who need help so I am designing a program for poor women in shit hole countries on how to stop making babies with low down dirty dogs.
So I am having all the neighborhood women who have left over birth control pills donate them to me and then I mix the pills into water and give them women the drink as a donation so they can still be dirty sluts but won't birth no more bastards

I have to check with the priest to make sure it is ok but I think its a grate idear, don't you think ? well I hope I am doing good decent Crhistian things.

I hoep you are well and say hi to the troopers there for me!

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Hello My Dear , thank you for the message and sorry also for the delay in responding back to you. Have been so busy and even now just have the chance and decided to say hi before i get back on duty. By the way how are things going up there now?

Lazy bastard

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Thank you for your brief email, i am fine and hope you are too.