Dakar Darling has twigged :D

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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:58 pm

I feel very agreeable today. I agree with SlapHappy and agree with Mortal.

It turns out that an "Exception" has been generated. It will take a day to find out what this "Exception" is. Turns out that the WU digitizing system could not read the numerical responses. Its always the lad's fault.

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:25 pm

Yup, it's the lads fault... so instead of making her redo the form, I got a better idea. Twisted Evil

Favour mailed me today with a lot of hope:

Favour wrote:

Subject: Please father, try and put a smile on my face once again, thanks.

Hello my caring Father,
how are you today Father, i know you are in a perfect condition. I love to see your mail father because is the only thing that gives me joy here in this hail.

Please father, i have been a little bit worried because i have not heard from you concerning if you have made the payment so that the Rev. can go and get my passport ready. The camp is like a hail father that is why i pray everyday to leave here as soon as possible and you are the only hope i have left in this whole wide world and i know you will not turn your back at me or leave me here to die.

Father, i dont know what i would have done without you. My God will continue to protect you father till when i will come over to take care of you myself and i have many things to discuss with you father because i have really pass through hail here, i never know that life is this tough father.

Please Father, i hope to hear the good news that you have made the payment please so that i can have rest of mind here. i miss you so much father and i hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks my dearest father,
your lovely daughter,
Favour Apia

But alas... it seems she messed up:

Ugandalf wrote:

My daughter Favour,

There seems to be a problem. On page 1 of the form, you stated that your fathers name is "Steve Apia", but on page 2, you state that the sender (me) is your father. The Western Union agent has noticed this, and now he suspects that this may be fraud. I have tried to explain what you really mean by all that, but he says that my explanation is irrelevant and that he can only react to what you put in the form. Why did you write that I am your father, when you have a real father? I know that I am your father in a spiritual sense, but not in a legal sense, and now it is giving us a lot of problems.
The Western Union agent told me, that you have to fill a anti fraud statement now, which he gave me to pass on to you. I have scanned it and attached it for you. Please get this done in a hurry, I am a bit embarassed that I have to go back and forth with these forms all the time, and I want this thing to happen as soon as possible, as I have a lot of plans for you when you first arrive here.

Yours father but not in a legal sense,
Ugandalf

PS: By the way, I need to know your favourite colour, so I can decorate the walls in your room to your tastes.

New WU form attached. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:21 pm

Favour wasn't happy.

Favour wrote:

Subject: Please father, i thought all this is over. i want to get my passport this week father, try convince the bank and send the money please.

Hello my lovely father,
i am writing this mail with a heart full of tears and sorrow. Father i never know that you will still ask me to scan another form and send to you when you and i know that i have no money to do this if not with the help of the Rev. father who assisted me to scan the previous one that i did.

please father, i thought all this is over but you keep on getting more and more forms. i am really tried father, we hardly feed now this days in the camp and i hope that i will join you soon over to your country based on the assurance you gave me last week that you will pay for my passport so that the Rev. father can go to embassy to get it for me.

Please my lovely father, don't do this to me because you are my only hope and i strongly believe so much in you based on what you have told me so far, all my hope was to see your mail that ou have send the money father but you really surprise me father but i still apologist there anything i do that will make you suffer me more like this.

I dont know any other way that i can use to do this father, please try and make this payment so that i can join you soon, your daughter is dying slowly here and you are my last hope. i miss you so much and i wish you write to me a consoling and encouraging mail as you use to so that i will happy again and please try and see what you can do because i don't have other to do this again, you know where i am that we hardly come out. i wait ti hear good news father.

Thanks,
your daughter,
Favour Apia

She thinks I am the one making her fill forms? Moi?

Ugandalf wrote:

Favour,

It is like you think that these Western Union forms is my idea. I assure you they are not, it is security at Western Union. Trust me, if I could, I would transfer the money without all this paperwork, but the man at the Western Union shop insisted that it is necessary, and he said something about the terrorists attacks in Europe and that all Western countries has heightened security, not just mine. So it is really not my idea, and it is not my decision. There is nothing I can do to circumvent it, sadly... if there was, I would. So I can't send the money through Western Union without you filling the form. Unlesss you have a bank account I can transfer the money to?

You father, who forgives you for accusing him of being the one that wants you to fill the form
Ugandalf

Yup, that's right, ladette. Let me get a piggy, and you'll be off the form program - at least for a very short while. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:48 pm

No piggy... but...

Favour wrote:

Hello my one and only Father,
you have restore my soul back once again and i say thanks to you because i have been thinking on how i will cope here in this hail if you leave me.

Please my Father, there is too many stress with the western, i suggest that you make use of the money gram please father so that i can find my way out of this hail. i don't even know what to do again that is why you have to try the money gram with this same information father OK.

Here is the information you will use to send the money to me:

Receiver Name....Favour
Second Name..... Apia
Address no 102 airport way Dakar Senegal
Country....Dakar Senegal
And try to send the control number from the Western Union Money Transfer with the information's to pull out the money so that the Reverend will help me to pull it out OK.
Hoping to hear a good news from you soon
Yours lovely Favour.

Ugandalf wrote:

Favour,

What is a money gram?

Your confused father,
Ugandalf

Favour explained what a money gram is...

Favour wrote:

Subject: RE: Please father, money is everywhere, try and make this payment tomorrow please father. than

Hello father,
thanks foe replying back to me at least let me know what is on ground because you are the only person that will keep me informed on what is happening.

Father, money gram is just like western union but just a small different, please father, help me as you have always promise you will so that i can leave here. money is everywhere father if truly you want to help me as your lovely daughter.

please father you will see money gram, then make the payment and tell me so that the rev. father can get me the passport.

please make me smile again, saying you dont know money is not fair father because is everywhere and very easy to transfer money. i miss you so much and i hope to hear from you tomorrow that you have seen money gram and also make the payment father, please dont disappoint me again father because i don't want to die here.

Thanks,
your lovely daughter,
Favour Apia

Ugandalf wrote:

Favour,

I found out that they have Moneygram at the local post office, so I went there to send the money. But the man at the counter gave me this form that you need to fill out before I can send the money, just like at that Western Union place. I am so confused, please, can you get this thing going so I can send you the money and get you out of that dreadful camp? I have attached the form. Please eitehr fill it or fill the Western Union form, so I can go and send the money.

Yours father

Ugandalf

MoneyGram form attached. Twisted Evil

She's been silent for the last two days. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:44 am

If the forms are too much work for her, perhaps you could offer her the 5PT5 instead. It does not require any scanning, so it is much easier. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:00 pm

Very well done. That 5PT5 form was the end of my lad - lazy bugger could not be bothered. However, your ladette seems a little more hooked. All those other forms filled in mean the possibility of just one more form till payday..... please tell me you are going to send the money for her books? Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:12 pm

She'll never make it in college after you get her out of that dreadful camp if she gets writer's cramp that easily. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:09 pm

Alas, my darling has twigged. Laughing

She had been silent for a week, so I sent her a prod. The response was pretty clear. Laughing

Facour wrote:

YOU ARE STUPID, STOP SENDING MAILS TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND A NEW PERSON.

Well, that pretty much seems to be the end of it. I laid a curse upon her, of course, being a wizard and all, but I doubt she'll reply to that. But it was fun as long as it lasted. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:03 pm

May not have twigged, possibly just too frustrated with all the forms to bother anymore. As we all know, lads are lazy. You may be able to breathe life back into this in a couple of weeks. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:20 pm

^ Yeah, it's possible, but I kind of doubt it. Well, never mind that, I've been wasting a good 3 months of her time. Plenty of other lads around. Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:46 pm

What Juan said: I wouldn't wrte her off, yet. She has yet to send a link to Eater, right? Laughing

Write her back and tell her you are tired of her obstructionism and want to send the money.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:56 pm

^ Already did that, several times. That lead to the above reply from her. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:41 am

Have you told her that you found a new daughter, who is not a petulant brat like her, and does not insult her Father, Miss Candy Love of Ghana?
No?

Then it's not over yet. Smile

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