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SlapHappy
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:47 am |
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For all of your noobies who do not know who Tony is, he is the "You Will Die! lad of internet radio show fame. He was audio-annoyed for over 2 1/2 years buy a slew of baiters. Many clips are posted in the Audio Forum here, and also many recordings made for Eater's radioshows hosted by Dan Cotrell and BluthBanana. There is even a soundboard made in his honor by TheDane. One of his knicknames is "Idiotlad #2." Idiotlad #1 title belongs to "Ibrahim," also a radioshow superstar. Tony is more gullible than even TheDane's Mr. Schmuck, if that gives you any idea.
TheDane came to me in the beginning of March and told me that Tony's phone number was working again after more than a year of being disconnected. At first I was just going to annoy him with my character, but after a couple minutes when I heard that he had an actual scam going, I decided to "act like a victim," and see what he was doing these days. I started the call as one of my favorite horror personalities, and well....looks like we now have a proper bait. My character is set in the stone walls of Germany now. There is nothing we can do now but to see this through to the bitter end, using other favorite horror stars of the big screen as the rest of our characters.
We started this insanity here, re-edited and reposted so non-members can also hear it.
1st call:
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/JiE9jbKaba/001TonyEzeVsVictorFrankenstein.html
Victor wrote to the email he gave us....
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Dear Mr. Tony,
It was nice talking to you the other day on the phone.
I'm sorry that Busty did not respond to your email at [email protected], Mr. Tony. She quit her job and ran off with the burgermister after having sex with him in our office at Castle Frrrrrrankenstein.
He is a very powerful man in the sack, with a good brain.
Could you resend your email sent to Busty to me, as I cannot access my old Secretary's email account?
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor
----Forwarded message-----
To: Victor F.
From: Vlad D.
March 09, 2015
Dear Victor,
I'm very sorry to disturb you on your safari vaction in Kenya, but you need to know that Busty, the bloody old bat, ran off with Hans the Burgermister of the village. You will need to find a new Secretary for our investment group now.
I will try to find a replacement, and will fly you a response as soon as one is dug up here.
Forever and ever your your undying friend,
Vlad |
No answer after 4-5 days...so Victor sent this email:
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Dear Mr. Tony,
Victor here. I have not yet received your email about our investment deal.
Please send me the information as soon as received, ok?
I am going to ancient ruins here in Kenya soon in a couple days or so.
Waiting patiently,
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
BUT being The Total Moron that Tony Ezeh is, we needed to call him back. The email belonged to someone else!
So, someone out in Cyberlad got these 2 above emails from Victor.
Hmmm...wonder if they scratched their heads or what?
So..call #2 was necessary.
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/keONGNEMce/002TonyEzehVsVictorFrankenstei.html
After this call, Victor finally get the correct email address, he resent the emails to him, adding this.
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Mr. Tony, I am resending this email to you. Please respond with your proposal.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor
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Dear Mr. Tony,
My investors group is very eagerrly awaitting your investment proposal.
My good frriend, Doctor Jekkyl iz particularrly interrested in seeing it very soon.
He avarrice knows no bounse.
Reply soon. We all await you with baited breath.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
Finally, Tony emails back to Victor.
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Attn: Victor F.,
I appreciate your message, am so worry about not hearing from you all
these while and you should know that our directors involved in this
investment proposal have been waiting for you to send the fee of
$8,500 for us to make change of ownership of the investment proposal
first before we can write any agreement to enable both parties will
sign accordingly without any delay.
Please don’t ever contact me on this email address: [email protected] OK.
The email you can reach me all the time and for this investment and I
will be responding to you at any point in time is:
[email protected] . I will reconfirm the bank account where you
shall send the fee is.
NatWest Bank, Stockbridge Branch.
Sort Code: 55 50 46
IBAN NO: Gb75nwbk,
Account No: 6400xxxx
Swift Code: Nwbkgb21
Account Name: Wx Sx Ltd.
118 high streets Stockbridge
Kindly send me the transfer slip of the payment for the confirmation
and I will forward you change of ownership on name. To enable us
prepared the agreement letter which the both parties will sign ok.
Call me soon as you receive this email so that we can discuss.
Am looking forward to your urgent attention
Best Regards
Mr. Tony |
I sure hope TheDane and I can keep Tony going for awhile. He has at least one more bank account to report. And plans for many more horror character investors! OOOOO!
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Dear Mr. Tony,
I recieced your email with bank accounting detailz. Thank you.
My invesoers need to see your original investment propsal in wrritting befor they agree to comit to theez deel. Can you please resend the original prropopsal to me to show them? It seemz my fired secretary got mad at me for scakking her from her job, and erased all my emails before she left te offise.
Once they all see what you offers tothem, im sure we can get the monies together and begeen the processez of bizness. But I am afraid they all insiist on seeing the investment details in your forst emails to me, and any other perternet informations you an add to sweeten the deal for them.
We all Thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
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SlapHappy
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:44 pm |
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Tony seems to have misplaced his openning scam email, but here is script email #2, or perhaps #1 modified as he says.
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Dear Mr. Victor,
See the investment letter I sent to you before but we added more money
on the investment so that it will be for estate and five star hotels
and so will present it that this is first letter i sent to you before
but I will open another email because the first email was hijack by
scammers that is the reason while I change my email address
immediately so that they cannot enter into my main box OK.
Me and you have work together to achieve this investment because the
fund will be trust in your hand as the beneficiary of the fund that is
the reason while I want change the deposit name on the fund to your
name that will be in high court of justice which will cost that $8,500
that while I want to send it through that bank account I send to you
ok.
See the investment proposal I sent to you before, show them and get
back to me immediately my directors are worry because of the delay by
now the fund supposed to be in your name before the agreement will be
sign.
Regards
Mr. Tony
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THE INVESTMENT PROPOSAL LETTER
Attention: Victor,
This is the plat form of the investment proposal Letter I send to you
before, The proposal is for you to help us to invest in your country
we have huge amount of fund deposited with oversea bank in London and
are going a reliable person we can trust this fund in his hand to
invest it on his country country through estate and five star hotels.
This investment will be highly profitable by both parties that will
involve because all the fund will be ensured to you as the beneficiary
and you will handle it for investment proposal for building good
estate in your country and five star hotels what we want is every
ending of the year which shall come down to your country and all
profit the investment have incurred we shall share it 45% for you
while 55% for us and I believe that is will be accepted by you because
we are not ravenousness.
The total amount was $360,000.000.00 million, three hundred and sixty
million united state dollars is for the investment proposal and as
soon as you agreed to work with us we shall and agreement which the
both parties will sign for (MOU)
If this obligation is accepted, kindly response to me immediately to
enable proceed immediately without any further delay.
Am looking forward to hear from you
Best Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
Less ravenous would be 55% for us...but Victor will let it slide for awhile. |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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TheDane
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:50 pm |
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:26 pm |
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I love when an old lad comes back for more. Nice work, SH and the Dane! |
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plasmid
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:13 am |
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Amazing phone calls -- thoroughly enjoying this.  |
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SlapHappy
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:19 am |
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Glad you are enjoying it, plasmid. You must be a baiter with a good brrain.
More from Tony, and Victor's reply.
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Attn; Victor,
Am is waiting to hear from you, to enable us proceed for the next level.
Regards
Am looking forward to your urgent attention
Best Regards
Mr. Tony |
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Dear Mr. Tony,
I trrust that you have enjoyed your weekend, and all of the exxcitemeint of the
Nigerrian electionz?? Do you apprrove of the resultz?
I have shown your proposal to our board members of our compannys, Immortal Investments LLC and Undying Hedgefunds. We all have some qvestions we need answered before committing to the endeavors of our biznezz.
1. What estates and hotel prropertiez do you want us to invest in?
2. Do your have a list of them, Names, Addresses, Countriez located?
3. Are theezze propertiez existing, or do we build them ourselvez?
4. What other investmentz to you envision for us to become rich as we expect at least a 30% return on inovestmentz each year.
5 Our investorz are howling and catterwalling for doccments to support the exxeeestence of your funs, Mr. Tony. So please send deedtails, pleez.
Legal documents needed ASAP! They are all breathing on my neck, and defficult to control without detailz. I suppose some of them are a bit grreedie.
We all Thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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OrangeCat
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:19 pm |
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Loving this bait! |
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Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:26 pm |
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Very entertaining it not happen often i listen the entire conversation because most off the time this give me headache not the case here.  |
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SlapHappy
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:28 am |
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Email from Tony, sent 3 times! I bet he has eechee palms.
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Attn: Victor F,
Thanks for your message, am very grateful to hear from you again
because am so worried to hear from you.
Listen Mr. Victor what we needed a good Estate, Five Star Hotel and we
want your company to build new ones or locate any that you invest this
fund because what we needed is this fund will be trust to your company
to invest this fund wisely and what need in return every year we share
the profit of the investment accordingly to our percentage stated
before.
What our directors want is you Mr. Victor F we shall trust
this fund on your care and you will be beneficiary of this fund and
MOU will be sign accordingly through our legal lawyer.
Finally your company should invest this fund and plain and build any
good Hotel or other wise and we shall expert good in return for us to
be having good profit every end of the year. Remember that is you Mr.
Frank will be do the change of document as the beneficiary of this
fund before the MOU will be sign between both parties.
You shall send the fee as I directed you before so that the change of
document of this fund on your name as the beneficiary of this fund
before we can sign anything. Call me I want discuss with you
Am looking forward to hear from you,
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:04 am |
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Victor replies to Tony, but the board is upset!
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Dear Mr. Tony,
I have received your email a few days ago. I see that we may build our own hotelz or buy exxisteeng ones for or investmentz. Thees iz verrry good for us as we have a few exxisteeng properties in our sitez for added develpment and converssionz to more proffitable investmeendz.
One in particular interrest iz Baits Hotel in Arizona USA. It is a combinnation hotel and fishing tackle bizznezz. They are a good hotel, but they need better baits in the shop to hook more fisshez better. The owners now does not know a good bait from a bad one. I think he has a bad brrain for bizznezz, so i can prrocure it frrom him verry cheep I think. It will make more money than a gold mine in Yuma or Timbouktu. Guests to Baits Hotel weel get a free good bait and a gold-plated hook with each rroom. How does this sound to catch a few fishermans and reel in the monies, Mr. Tony? We can cook their fishes in our kitchen, and charge them big monies to serve them. After we fill them with 10 dollar a glass cheep wine, they will not even know we keep half their fiishes and sell them to the ones who catch nothing. See? I have a good brrain for bizznezzes, don't I Mr. Tony?
Another Hotel we are seriously consiiderring is the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park Colorado. It is famously haunted by spirrits of the dead, and many people have taken pictures of floating light orrbs in the air not see with their own eyez!
Eets fascinating and people love ghostz in America! Eets another gold mine of
monies for us, Mr. Tony! Everyone in America will come to take pictures of the ghostz here. Many will eat exxpenssive meals of buffalo and elk meat and spend 300-400 dollars a room to sleep in a haunted room!
Those arre just two of the small invesstmentds we will do.
Now on to our rreal bizznezz at hand herr.
Our board was disappointed heavvily by your last email as no documentz were sent!
Nothing showing that the funs exxiseet at all! No MOI draft to look at either!
And you want money FIRST, NOT last before showing a teeing! You have theeings backwardz or updide down Mr. Tony.
Eeet is supposed to be, "show me the money!" Then, proposed agreemnet MOI. And then 8500 dollar payment if terms are agreed to by our board!
Let me tell you how my board reacted when i showwed your emailz to them.
Mr. Claude Rains our Hidden Investor and Financial Manager Glared at them, went intto a tirrade of angerr and nearrly ripped them in two! Then he started laughing uncontrollably and had to be sedated with wheesky a half a bottle it took! OOO, he was not happy at all.
Mr. Lon Chainy Volffmann, our cheif Operrating and Enforcementz Oficer stared at me with disbeelief, then heese lips curled and he showed his teeth to me in a threatenning manner, like I just took his Hossenfeffer away from heem! That was not very good to see that look, Mr. Tony.
Vlad Dracul our Invesstments Charman was breathing down my neck wheesperring, "Just where are the documentsz Mr. Tony promised us? I do not see them anywharre!"
Even our mild-mannered Dr. Jekkyl was nearly beside himsef and mutterred, "This is just not right to me. I see no money here, just words. no prooff. Theees is not rockett science to show documentz. Either they exxiseet or they do not. Simple yes or no. there is no maybe. maybe is not prroofs at all!"
So, you see where we stand now, Mr. Tony with theese businezz. You ahve to help me to make them happy to invesst their monies and you need to try harder! I need proofs to show them! Sent proposed copies and existeens of the funs beforr they will dizcount you altogether, ok?
I awaitz your documends.
Happy Easter to you and your family.
We all Thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:17 am |
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Tony seems to be playing the nice guy, and loves Victor's ideas for investments.
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Attn: Victor,
Thanks for your message, I appreciate very well all your options
toward this investment I love your ideals and it makes me happy. The
Baits Hotel in Arizona USA and the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park
Colorado it is okay but true position is that I have inform our
attorney or lawyer to prepared the MOU agreement which the two parties
will sign accordingly for us to have rest assured that this investment
will move forward without any hitch.
Our directors have seen that you people are making good ahead of this
vital investment for our benefit and we acknowledged your good effort
and we must make sure the fund for investment reach you people to
start the investment as soon as possible.
We needed this information for the lawyer to finalize the MOU
agreement as stated.
(1) Full Names that involves in this investment
(2) Full residential Address
(3) The Telephone Numbers for easy reaching
If this information is provided by you them the MOU will be ready as
soon as possible and your party will sign and our own party will sign
and I will direct you the bank in Europe where the fund is deposited.
This is what we need to do first and we shall enter the next step and
everything will be concluded. Happy Easter holiday
Am looking forward to hear from you,
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:34 pm |
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Let's try for the docs again, shall we?
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Dear Mr. Tony,
I have received your email. Herr is the informationz you reqvested from us.
(1) Full Names that involves in this investment:
Immortal Investments LLC and Undying Hedgefunds
(2) Full residential Address:
CDXIX Dumm Köder Strasse, Berchtesgaden, Deutschland
(3) The Telephone Numbers for easy reaching
I told you already three times, Mr. Tony. You do not call me. I call you!
I do not give out mynumber because I deespisse calls waking me up frommy slumbers, ok? We want no phone calls from any bizznezz assosiates.
Pleez send us the moi and alaso the document with proofs of the exxistence of the funsd, ok? When we have both paperz in eys to see then we can move to next stepz.
We all Thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:55 pm |
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Well, I guess the address didn't twig him, so we forge ahead slowly.
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Attn: Victor F.,
I appreciate your message, the information i receive is good but I
will use your name Victor F. as the Beneficiary of this
fund.
(1) Full Name Victor F.
(2) Company: Immortal Investments LLC and Undying Hedge funds
(3) CDXIX Dumm Köder Strasse, Berchtesgaden, Deutschland
Kindly see the way I want everything to be, before the Lawyer can
prepared the MOU and both parties will sign before we can enter the
next step.
Am looking forward to hear from you
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh
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Victor replies.
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Dear Mr. Tony,
That is just verry fine the way you have it there. All our invesstors await the 2 documents we need from you.
We all thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
The invesstorz want RSOT!! Soon!! |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:12 am |
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Lazyass Tony decided to lounge around all weekend and not send the invesstors the needed documents. He only replied,
Ok, Dane, time to unleash one of the horrificly incensed invesstors on him!  |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
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Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:25 pm |
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Four Days later, (nothing like a long weekend, eh, lazy lad...) Victor gets these:
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Re: From Tony, See This Email and Follow Up the instruction Urgent Response
Dear Mr. Victor ,
Ensuing to my banker’s operational procedures to perfect this
transaction, their stipulations are as follows:
- Signing of Acceptance letter by Agent
- Signing of Agreement Letter/MOU by both parties
- Issuance of Certificate of Deposit, Accreditation of Deposit
and Transaction Status Report in favor of the agent.
- Change of Ownership
- Confirmation of Nominated Bank account.
- Fund Transferred/confirmation.
To begin, kindly type below letter with your company letter-headed
paper, fully sign it and return to me to send to the bank. After which
they will contact you for signing letter of Agreement/MOU and all
others.
Best Regards.
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Letter of Acceptance
I, Mr. (your full names)…………………….. Of (your company name) of (Home
Address or Company Address) in (Country) hereby affirm my acceptance
to assist Dr Tony Eze for the investment portfolio of usd $360,
000,000.00 (Three Hundred and Sixty Million United States Dollars)
only.
I express my appreciation and excitement in supporting this investment
opportunity and l feel my contribution is well aligned with your goals
of growth and continue success of this investment, hence
I pledge to give my sincerity, openness, vigor and integrity and to
bear all necessary expenditures in procedure to bring the total
investment sum into the bank account l shall nominate.
Yours Faithfully,
Your Name and Signature
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Dear Victor,
My lawyer is waiting to get back that acceptance letter he as you to
use your company letter head paper and rewrite the the words in the
acceptance letter and sign it and attached back to me immediately so
that he can prepared the MOU agreement to enable the both parties will
sign and we shall move to next step.
Am waiting to hear from you.
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
Major slaps and threats from Victor! How many times must he ask for 2 simple documents!!??
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Dear Mr. Tony,
Your four-day delay in responding to my last email has upset the board, and also has even driven the normally soft-spoken Dr. Jekkyl to near madness. This "letter of accpetance" you sendz me is all well and good, and fluffy bunny good feelingz bizznezz talk, however the baord wants concreet evidenzes!
You have not sent the "PROOF OF EXXEESTENCE OF THE FUNS"!! hOW ARE WE TO know that eet even exxistz!! The board needz proof of money in account, or stoicks or SOMETHEENG!
And there is no MOI, either!! This eeze unaccepptable! The board is fuuriouz with you and ME NOW, for beeeliving theese stuff from you! Pleeze, for the love of GOD, send me MOI and proof of funds noow!
There arr rumblings going on een the backoffice, and grumblings of loud voices echoing in the hallways of the Castle that the baord may look into loan companies that have ritten us regarding projjects fundinigz. You BETER ACT FAST!@ and send me the 2 documenz befor we looze the whoile deal! MR. Volffmann is howling mad with anger, Claud Rains has broken 3 vazzes throwing them though 3 weendows already! ALL because you are delaying theeings and not sending me what we NEDD!
So stop it, and do as we say, and I wwil sends your letter of acceptanec aftyer we get what we needz from you! Hurry before eet iz too late, ok?
I am too terrified of Vlad Dracul to even tell himm about what you have send me and what you FAILED to sends me. The man is flying around the office now, and looking hard at other optionz of getting funs, and staring at the auctionz of our properties that we may loose if you do not ACT FAST!!
If you fail thees time, and we loose the properties, we weel hav to part company on vey bad terms, and no fluffy bunny paperz will help that!!
Waiting for MOI and proof of funs. 2 things. do NOT FAIL ME NOW!
We all thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
More to come.... |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Posted:
Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:08 pm |
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Figures that Tony wants to put his feet up again this weekend.
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Re: From Tony, Evething will be by Monday Urgent Response
Attn: Victor
I acknowledged your message, the problem is not from me is rather is
from the Lawyer in charge of the MOU is a very busy person and he
promise that by Monday being 20th you shall get the MOU Agreement and
deposit certificate ok.
Please tell all your parties that they should be patience until Monday
every information the required will be sent to them and remember that
the fund was deposited on some one name which we are going to make
change of name which the fee am asking you to pay but let everything
remain until you receive the MOU and deposit so that we can go to next
step.
Am looking forward to hear from you
Regards
Mr. Tony |
It's so hard to have patience with an idiot of this magnitude. No wonder this is the first, and I hope only, "proper bait" on him.
Victor replies a short message. He will not get off his ass before Monday, so I won't waste too much time on him.:
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Dear Mr. Tony,
I akknowledg your email about your busy lawyer delaying thees trnasactionz.
We had beter get thoose documents by Monday as promized, or there will be Holy Hell to pay! You have no ideas about the catterwalling cacophonies thunder booming in the cellar boardroom right now.
Its like there are monsters in thees place.
We all thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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SlapHappy
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:02 pm |
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Monday came and went....no email or documents from Tony. Today Victor gets this:
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Dear Victor,
I appreciate your message, please tell your people to claim down and
let them have little patience with my lawyer because he is papering
the MOU Agreement but he said that amount of money involved is too
much that is why he needed little time not what he will just prepared
like that because your own lawyer will go through it carefully before
both parties will sign properly without any hitch.
I believe before Wednesday everything will settle and my lawyer will
send the MOU Agreement to you for signing and I will also give you a
copy of it and before them I will send you the name of Lawyer so that
when you receive the MOU Agreement from him you will not be surprise
ok.
Am looking forward to hear from you
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
What else can Victor say after another delay from Tony but...
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Victor to Tony
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9593
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

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Posted:
Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:09 pm |
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Like pulling teeth getting the docs, but Tony came through this time.
I might need to use, "OOOOOOO!!!" more often.
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Attn: Victor,
Attached here is MOU Agreement and Deposit Certificate from Barrister
Bala Bamanga and you have to go through it carefully before you sign
it is very important ok. As soon as you sign we shall enter another
step and make sure you contact my Lawyer immediately is the person
that we complete other thing before the fund will be transferred into
your Bank Account.
See the Lawyer Information:
Contact Person: Barrister Bala Bamanga
Direct Cell Phone: +234-70-xxxxxxxx
Email Address: [email protected]
Please my brother victor is not easy and I want you to see everything
concerning this fund and we don’t need delay again to enable me meet
you up in Germany as soon as possible.
Don’t forget to keep me posted with any correspondent email you will
have with my lawyer is very important because this fund is my life.
Call me immediately you receive this email so that we can discuss very
well like brotherhood.
Am looking forward to hear from you
Best Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
Victor is so relieved.
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Dear Mr. Tony,
I have received your email. I will show it and the documentz to the board tomoorrow, and we wil get back to you after that.
We all thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
2 RSOTs!
http://www.4shared.com/photo/5m5468W7ba/MOU_AGREEDMENTedit.html
http://www.4shared.com/photo/-j6sgD3-ba/DEPOSIT_CERTIFICATEedit.html |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru

Joined: 15 May 2006
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

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Posted:
Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:34 am |
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While Victor was busy in the belfry laboratory, doing very important experiments with electricity, Tony felt neglected.
3 emails sent.
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april 25
Dear Victor,
We are waiting to hear from you, you people are delaying this matter.
Am waiting to hear from you
Regards
Mr.Tony Ezeh
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april 28th
Dear Victor,
What is delaying your people not to sign the MOU to enable us enter
the next step of the transaction. Please i want to hear from you
immediately so that we can proceed ok.
Am looking forward to hear from you
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh
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april 29
Dear Victor,
We are not happy the way you people are delaying this matter, If you
know that your company cannot handle this fund perfectly while do you
tell me that you can handle it.
I have wrote you more than three email and you refuse to answer my
email which is very bad. Am not happy for the stitution right now am
waiting to hear from you now.
Regards
Mr. Tony Ezeh |
Victor tries to calm the boi down and reassure him that everything is cool, man. Chill, baby.
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Dear Mr. Tony,
Ohh, there is really no need for you to get your panties in a bind over anything
invulvering these transaction. Do you know how long it takes to get a dozen board
members to all agree to one thing? Even the decision on what brrand of toilet
paper to use for the men's room is a major discussion here. We can handle the
transaction, so there should be no worries there, Mr. Tony. Patience is a virtue
in any bizznezz dealings, so take 3 deep brreaths and relax, please. A bird in the
hand should not be trrown over the garden wall.
Dr. Jekkyl came to me just this afternoon, and I believe he has some qvestions for you
to answer about these transcationz. Perhaps he shall call you later or email you
soon. In the meentimes, a glass of sherry and some brie might do you some good
while you relax my good friend.
We never boddered you during your long relaxing weekends when we did not hear back
from you while we waited for the documenz, so reciprocafation by you would be dandy,
correct? It take two to tangoo, and 3 is a crowd.
We all thanks you.
Sincerely believing in life after death,
Victor |
Victor and Dr. Jekkyl will call him soon.  |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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