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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:39 pm

Gina wasn't submissive either.

He's now listing his requirements up front !

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:16 pm

I think we have done good education to him, real victim may run away before he can get any money. No one want to be submissive Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:37 pm

He's still around Cool

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evan swells
26 Apr um 1:48 PM

How are you doing dear?
Have been thinking about you all day long and I have been worried, i have been worried about you, its so troubling not getting you email, for a while now, will like to know how is you're faring over there and what is new with you? I do trust you with my all hear, I don't wanna loose you now please.
I have been down ever since we didn't chat, and each day that passes i pray and i am always sitting by my computer waiting for your email, i am longing to hear from you. I never knew a woman could have stolen my heart and made it truly hers.
So sorry if i have something bad on my previous email, that makes me more worried, i don't like hurting people, please let me know my mistakes and i will fix it i promise.
I miss you so much, and hope to hear from you soon.
Please i will like to know more about you dear if you don't mind telling
with love,
Evan.

Hello Evan,

I am confused now, what do you mean? I have written back to you, haven't you received my email? You have indeed said something strange, like you would share everything with me but your pizza.
I love pizza.......so why did you do that to me?
Evan, I miss you too, and I am thinking of you all the time.
How are you today, how was your weekend?

Hugs
Louisa

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:32 pm

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evan swells
Apr 26 um 10:57 PM

Hi dear ,

I am doing great, thank you dear. Just thinking about you,
oh dear, sorry i am not conversant with the internet, just checked my email while ago. So happy getting your email. its makes me happy and feeling someone,somewhere out there cares.
Lets start from exchanging contacts, so we can get to know each, baby please send me your mobile number
so i can call you and hear your sweet voice. Evan, I bet that might make your ears swell...but we will see...

with love Evan

I wonder whether Evan ever bothered to google his chosen name?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan

Good evening Evan,

thank you for your message, and how are you tonight? Evan, Darling, there is no reason at all for you to apologize for not being conversant with the internet, I am neither, and evan if I was, there is no reason to be ashamed, it is all human after all, isn't it? There is one thing that troubles me much morely, thinking about me and you. I am not a 100 % sure whether I would be willing and able to waste my life with a man who would not be willing to slice a share of pizza with me, so you might want to reconsider your position?
Can you send me another picture, please?
And my phone number is +49 160 921*****.
I am looking forward to hearing your sweaty voice, too!

Good night for now
with a shy kiss from Louisa

ETA: Evan has just called me on my cell, and we have giggled at each other like teenagers in love. Call came from +447418470238. He said he loves me....

And he called me back another time, asking about my job life. His excitement went straight up towards the rooftop when I told him that I am a wealthy widow, with no work at all.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:57 am

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evan swells
Apr 27 um 11:55 PM

Hello Baby,

Thanks, I am so pleased to read your reply, and hearing your beautiful voice has warm my heart and I am hoping to get to always hear from you.
I hope this will take us to the next level and we could build a relationship that will last forever. Distance between us does not bother me as I know we will surely meet someday.
Haha, dear i take back my words,i was only kidding about the Pizza, of cos i will even share the last slice of my Pizza with you, with a kiss. You always make me smile everyday I read your mail, you change my outlook and you always brighten my day.
You are so gorgeous and beautiful, but i don't count that as a Big deal cos all i base Upon is Love,Trust, Faith and Harmony. Without that, a relationship is nothing and i grew up to understand the principles of life and the truth that follows it and i have made a vow to my self and God that i will forever remain honest and truthful to the things i say and do, because truth and honesty is the only key to success.
I am really a very sincere person when it comes to sharing feelings and emotions with that special person and i really am down to heart honest about the things i say and do cause i don't like hurting peoples feelings. Because everyone has a chance to laugh,so why do i make them sad, i am really very easy to get along with.
I have attached my picture to this emial
I can't wait to hear back from you
Take Care.Yourself Baby
Evan.

Good morning Baby,

thank you soooooo much for calling me, and also for taking back what you have said about not sharing your pizza with me! I like your voice a lot, and it was so funny to hear your naughty laughter!
But Baby, I will definitely not kiss you when you still have the last bite of pizza in your mouth......eeeewwwww, that is a disgusting thing to do!
Now how's life treating a marine in Syria/Iran these days, what do you do all day long? Is it dangerous there?

Kiss kiss
Louisa

Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 6:14 am

I remained silent on Evan for a few days, and he seemed to be really concerned. He has called me twice yesterday, and he wants my email.

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evan swells
Apr 28 um 4:29 PM

baby happy nice reading your lovely mail, honestly babe what we see and hear every day is fighting and gun shutting and am happy God has been protecting me for you, because God know that you are there caring and loving me..... so he will never let any harm to hurt me only i finally met you my babe,
babe you was telling me some thing but your works but i did not hear it clearly pls what happen to your work?,because am worried abut you, i want to know my babe i have taking you as a part of my life because am ready to spend the rest of my life with you i have believe in you and trusted you from the bottom of my life, so babe waiting to hear from you soon

yours love Evan

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evan swells
Apr 29 um 3:41 PM

babe i have been expecting your reply?but none

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evan swells
Apr 29 um 9:26 PM

Hello Baby,

How are you doing today? really missing you dear, miss you so much, baby its not easy on here, i am always thinking about you.
Baby i didn't get your picture too please send me your picture if you don't mind to keep me going, so whenever i see it, i remember there is someone out there who we cares about me..
Baby don't worry about the pizza, i was jut kidding ok? i wish you are here with me, i wanna hug you dear, to show you how much i miss you.

Love
Evan

Hello, good morning Evan Baby,

my internet is back, so I can write to you again, isn't that great? I have found out what the reason was, so I do not have to call a technician! I am so proud of myself, because I am smart! I have just followed the internet cable all the way through the house and the garden to the distribution switch, and then I saw what was wrong. My neighbour, this ruthless idiot, had his Porsche Carrera parked on exactly the spot where my internet cable is connected to the switch, and there must have been much too much pressure on the cable, it was all swollen up! I called a tow truck and had the Porsche removed, and now my internet works again!! Baby, what is this gun shutting you are telling me about? Who does that? Are you safe where you are?
And Evan darling, please note that I took this pizza thing very very serious! Do not ever do that again, okay? Noone messes with my pizza, that is totally unacceptable!
And thank you sooooo much for calling me, I just love to hear your voice and your fatuously romantic giggles! Oh Evan, I am so deeply in love with you!
Darling, what did you not understand about my work? I have told you that I do not work anymore, haven't I? I used to be a surgical nurse in the Berlin Charité, but my labour contract got suspended. It's a long story, and because sincerity, honesty and thruthfullness are very very important in a relationship, I will tell you all about it. About 3 years ago, I hooked up with one of our surgeons, Dr. House. One night it happened that we totally lost our self control and went kind of crazy, having some fun with each other in the operating room. You do not need to know all the details, just let me tell you that much that a gynecological chair was involved, and some hot mustard (we have Löwensenf here in Germany) and an intestinal tube. Oh man.....was that good! The bad thing was that the video surveillance was on, and we didn't realize that. Well, that's the way life is...there are ups and downs. I took them to court, and I won! The judge said that the hospital was legally obliged to publish information about the video surveillance system, which they hadn't done, so they had to pay me compensation money bigtime, and now I am retired, I get a monthly pension.
Baby, I have tried to send you a picture, but my email system detaches the file everytime I push the send button! My system tells me that the transmission of attached files to war zones is illegal, according to § 1419 BGB.....I don't know what to do about that! Can you give me your postal address? Then I will just send pictures by ordinary mail!
I love and miss you! Kiss kiss!!

Yours Louisa

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 5:20 pm

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evan swells
4 May um 10:27 AM

Hello Baby,

How are you doing today? Good to read from you again after a long a very long time, i miss you so much baby, please don't take too long to reply my mail again baby, please, its the only thing that keeps me going. Credits to you for detecting the problems, and towing the careless neighbor's vehicle.
Baby we live everyday like we are gonna die, it's a signed contract though, so i will have you keep praying for me, and i will always be at my watch and careful at all times, i promise you i will be fine, and the finest here, but prayers goes with hard work, i really work hard to stay safe, i will survive for you baby, i wanna have you in my arms, hold you close and kiss you, while we talk about my experience on here, its a really long story like the war films you see in the cinemas, haha, but baby i will be fine okay, thinking about you, knowing i have someone out there who cares about me, keeps me going.
Oh my baby Louisa, you are still about the Pizza, haha, no that's not a problem at all, we can share, you can even get the bugger slice okay love, i was only kidding okay? Pizza should be the least of our problems baby. You can have them all.
Baby you sound like a teen, you have a really nice voice i must confess, at first i thought i was onto the the wrong person, anytime i talk to you i am always happy, thanking God for bringing you my way, i close my eyes when talking to you baby, this shows how sweet your voice sounds, as they say the sweetest things of the world are not seen, they are felt, i love you so much Louisa, and i trust my heart, i feel comfortable with you, right from the very first day. I can do anything for you Louisa my baby. I wanna spend the rest of my life with you, we have successfully regained peace in the Area, and soon will be leaving for home soon, i am so happy baby, i will like to be with you after my decoration.
Oh sorry about that painful incident, thank God you won the case, human being are so unpredictable, and wicked, anybody can get honey and in the mood for sex anytime, the urge is just uncontrollable, i understand, and see serious with you, but you telling me it felt good, makes me jealous baby, and it makes miss you more, wish i am with you now, i will give you real sex and show you how a real man makes love, baby, i promise i will satisfy all your sexual urges and make you fell like a woman, better than Dr. House.
Oh why baby, i feel bad right now, because the internet is only means via which i can get your pictures, we are not allowed to receive packages on a regular basis because for security reasons, so sending your picture via my postal address won't just work out baby. i feel so sad, i wanna see that beautiful face of yours again baby, really miss you so much.

Love you more baby, kiss kiss
Evans

Hello Evan, my Darling Baby!

Your letter made me very happy, and oh Evan, my adventure with Dr. House made you jealous? Oh wow........that is a clear sign that you are really in love, and I am so happy, happy, happy!
Darling, be very careful where you are, are there any women there? You must know that I am very possessive and jealous, too! I couldn't stand the thought of you messing around with another woman! Evan, you are right, this urge is uncontrollable, and just because you reacted so openminded and positive, may i tell you more about what has happened to me in then past?
I am very thankful that I have found a man who is so understanding!
Oh Evan, when will you come back home again? Your sweet horney talking about our future love life has really turned me on badly, I was getting all nervous and shaky!
Evan, my Liaison with Dr. House didn't last very Long, we split up after 8 months only. He refused to make one of my biggest dreams come true, I wanted to spend a night with him another man, so I thought it wouldn't make any sense to stay with him.
Oh Evan, your voice sounds so sweet, too! I am so happy, and I love you so much!
I must go now, Baby, I must do some shopping, and I am hungry!
I love you!!! Kiss kiss, Louisa

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 7:12 pm

Evan keeps on giving. He has called me again today.....and just while I was posting this, he called once more. Now if that is not real true love.....

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evan swells
Mai 4 um 10:42 PM

Hello Baby

I felt so wonderful today thinking about you.
Reading your letters makes me so happy to know that an amazing lady who believes in true love like I do, actually exists. Your words touch me so deeply I feel as though I have possibly found my true love after all. There it is again...maybe he will sing it for me?
I promise to take goog care of myself for your at all time, and i demand you do the same baby, i don't wanna loose you. Yes i am Jealous baby cos i wanna be the only one by you baby, I know a love that is shared between two people is the greatest gift imaginable and I dream of it. If you were so kind and giving as to share your love with me, I would share my whole love with you and I feel by sharing all of our love with each other it would grow more beautiful with every passing moment to become a love that connects our hearts and souls so deeply it will allow us to grow together and become a love that lives and breathes as one. I love the idea of marriage but I know it is much more than just two people living together.
I believe a marriage is the point in time at which our bare souls have grown so closely together and have created an unconditional love for one another so great that it joins us forever as one. That is what I believe a soul mate is and a soul mate is who I want to share my life with. if you share my thoughts and honestly believe in true love as i do i will promise to open my heart to you and all I ask in return is the same.
I love the feeling of touch holding the one you love and being held is a wonderful feeling, whether it's cuddling on the couch watching a movie together, running my fingers through your hair, massaging your neck or back or feet, and telling our live experience, writing invisible I love you's with my finger on the palm of you hand, a warm hug and a loving kiss can be appropriate, anytime, anywhere.
I would love to hold your hand in mine and walk anywhere with you. I would feel so lucky to be holding your hand knowing you're the one who truly cares for me. I also want you to know that I feel making love is only possible when two souls love each other so deeply and want to be as physically close as possible and it is the most intimate form of physical touch we can experience.
If we are married I will always wanna bathe with you, share pizza, if you are my wife I will take care of you in every way possible because I would be your own and already know you would do the same for me without hesitation. I feel a love for you beginning and hope you feel the same way.

Kiss Kiss Baby
Evans

Hi Evan,

thank you for that funfuckingtastic letter of yours, and Baby, I was just about to type in my answer in when my phone rang, and it was YOU!
Oh my Darling you, too bad that the line was breaking up, and I could not hear you well at all! Evans, you makes me dizzy, and my knees shake like jelly-o when I think of you, and I am thinking of you all the times!
Did I understand you right, you want to email me another phone number, so that our conviction will be better?
Oh Evans....that would be just awesome!
I love you!
Yours until the end of time
Louisa

Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 6:16 pm

Evan has learned a new word, and he likes it Cool

He has called me again today, and now I am absolutely convinced. It is a case of true love

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evan swells
6 May um 3:28 PM

Hi Baby,

FunFuckingTastic?! i think i like that, really? wow, that shows how into you i have been, baby i so into you, you have become the major part of me, always in my mind, i miss you dear, there are no ladies here, because the ladies here are more like men, we are treated equally, not met a woman for long now, keeping it all for you, so don't feel jealous okay baby, i am all yours. And i can't wait to have you in my arms baby, i want you always.
I must confess to you baby, i am having a nice time and i have been happy like never before. your in my every thought and I need you so much. I had never dreamed I would find true love half a world away but everything I've been searching for my whole life I have found in you baby. In my eyes there could be no other lady in the world more beautiful to me than you, and I pray baby one day you will give me the gift of being my wife. I have found someone caring in my life. I find a lady full of passion, that is not easy to find. I wanna live the rest of my life with you baby.

Kisses and Hugs love you so much

Evans

Oh Evans,

I am so happy that you loves me, and I am thinking of you all the times, from dawn till dusk, my mind only seems to be willing and able to slip away from you when my gaze more or less coincidentally happens to roam a pizza restaurant menue, and I am deeply sorry for that, Baby, but I cannot do anything about it! Baby, I was in the market when you called me today, and it was so loud there, I could hardly understands you! I have tried to call yous back, but for some raisin my phone wouldn't connect, I have received an SMS notification from my provider, advising me that the number I was trying to reach was presently out of service area, so what does that mean? Where are you now? Have you been sent to some other place
And oh Baby, I am so happy that you like funfuckingtastic, and come on, are you serious? How come you have never heard that before? It is a very commons expression for "fine" or "awesome", everybody is using it in almost every contexts these days, and you should, too!
Baby, I loves you, and have yourself a funfuckingtastic night! Take care, and pleaze have some sweet dreams of me, and yeah, Baby......I think that you and me are really having a funfuckingtastic TRUE LOVE!!!
Baby....just so..... by the way, can you sing? I'd love to hear my man sing for me!
I love yous!!!!
Yours
Louisa

Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 11:29 pm

lol he found true love after several kungfu kicks by Asian women:)

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

"FunFuckingTastic"...OMG, Louise I am so jealous! This little rotter has obviously fallen head-over-heels in love with you at the drop of that fabulous word. More power to your elbow. H Laughing

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 7:28 am

^^^^Things look very promising with Evan. He likes Karaoke, and he will sing for me! Aaaahhhh, I am so happy now, it is just FunFuckingTastic!

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evan swells
Mai 6 um 11:10 PM

Hello baby,

How are you doing dear?
Baby pizza again? I wish i never mentioned pizza, baby hope you won't choose a slice of pizza over me? haha, just kidding i totally understand baby, it's you best food. oh baby, i thought that too, cos that place was so noisy, i am sure you are a good cook baby, please don't say no dear. We went on patrol dear, may be you called when we were at one of the remote places, that was why your call didn't go through. Haha, baby i have been here for long, only have limited or no time to surf the internet, i grab every chance to write to my newly found love, that's you baby, but it feels like i have known you for years, and i feel my heart is safe with you baby, is it? Sure baby, i like karaoke, i will sing for you love, i will always do this.
Love you so much and i am not scared i do.
Evans

Good morning Baby!

Evan, I am so terrificly sorry that I didn't hear my phone ring when you tried to call me last night! I had my headphones on, and I was listening to a real FunFuckingTastic love song, it is my favourite love song of all, and oh Evan, you would really sing a love song for me? Oh wow, that is so sweet, and Baby, I was thinking about you when I was listening to the song, and tears of happiness ran down my cheeks! Oh Evan, I am so happy, now that I have found you! Baby, don't you worry about my pizzamania, if there'd be a choice to make, I would have you first, and the pizza for dessert!
Evan, I will definitely try to call you later, and I can't wait to hear you sing for me, you have such a sexy voice, and my imagination is running wild about all the rest of you! I am so happy, happy, happy, I just can't wait!
Evan, Baby.......I love you! This is my favourite song, you will need to know the text:

T R U E L O V E

Suntanned
Windblown
Honeymooners at last alone.
Feeling far above par.
Oh, how lucky we are!
While I give to you
And you give to me,
True love, true love.
So on and on
It'll always be,
True love, true love.
For you and I
Have a guardian angel
On high, with nothin' to do.
But to give to you
And to give to me,
Love forever true.

For you and I
Have a guardian angel
On high, with nothing to do.
But to give to you
And to give to me,
Love forever true.
Love forever true.

Evan.......I am thinking of you all the time, and I love you, love you!!!!
Kiss Kiss
Louisa

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 5:45 pm

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evan swells
7 May um 5:52 PM

Hello Baby,

Hope my baby is fine.
Baby i was down, because i needed to hear your voice, before going for the patrol, it gives me high hopes, and strength to keep myself safe, knowing i have you waiting for me, but it's okay baby i understand. I can't wait to retire soon, to be with you baby.
And yes baby i will sing for you, if you are not shy to sing back, cos it takes two to tango, wow that's really sweet i am so happy you really love me baby, that's a lovely song, i really like the lyrics of the song, we are both so lucky dear, and i am the luckiest and happiest man on earth having you baby, i enjoy listening to love songs that touches the heart.

Here is one of my all time best hope you enjoy it, specially from me to you with love baby.

Kenny G - Forever In Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOO4ROO_sPM&feature=youtu.be

Hey Baby,

oh, what a sweet video, and what a lovely tune indeed!
Thank you sooooo muchly for sharing that with me! Evan, I can't sing, but that doesn't mean I might not join in.....but I just don't know! And I love you, I love you, I love you!
Oh Evan, you're my man! I know it now, from the bottom of my heart. Yes, and the song lyrcs just seem to be made for us, don't they? We are lucky indeed, having found each other.
Baby, I love you! Here is another beautiful love song for you. Pleaze listen to it and imagine that you and and me are dancing.....so close together as can be. Evan......I love you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 6:09 pm

Evan's phone number might be a re-direct one. I couldn't reach him from Skype, so sadly there was no love song for me. He has called me several times today, and he is excited. He has a secret to share.

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evan swells
8 May um 10:48 AM

hello my sweet love

i have a very important issue i want to let you know now, i think is the luckiest day of my life all i have been praying working very hard for i found it today i was short of worlds, today we went for patrol to taliban strong hold and honest is not a small battle we fount with them finally we defeat them, and they left all there belongings which they are using to sponsor there deadly movement , dearly guest what we saw we find a box full of USD dollar and golds allot is in there and we took them away we are only 8 combat marine today at the battle grown , so my love i think this the right time for me to resign from this work because after getting my own share is enough for me to settle down with you as a husband and wife,,,, i don't need to be risking my life again since i have found a woman of my life, so honey is great opportunity that soon we going share it according to the number we found it, my love is a very good news that is why i want to share it with you,this even we going to know the total amount inside the box then share it accordingly this evening , i will let you know how ever it goes, i love you from the bottom of my life
your one and only Evan.

Hi Evan, my sweet and sexy one!

I am so sorry that I had to cut you off on the phone, but I was hungry, and I was eating. I had a very busy day, and I have tried to call you yesterday evening, to hear you sing my song, but I couldn't get connected, and this is not the first time that happened, there must be something wrong with your phone! Oh Evan, what is this story you are telling me, is that really true? You have defeated the Taliban, and you have found money and gold? Oh wow, Evans.......how wonderful! I am so incredibly proud of you, that is just FunFuckingTastic! Evans, I don't know what to say, and it it true that you can retire now? How much money is it?
Oh Evans.....this is so exciting! I am so excited! Please write me back and tell me all about it!
I love you!!!
Louisa

Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 7:31 am

Evan spends a lot of minutes calling my phone. Since the day before yesterday, he has called me 18 times, he is very excited about sharing his wealth with me.

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evan swells
Mai 9 um 6:14 AM

hello my one and only Louisa

sweet heart, is a true is not a story is a some thing that happen to my life yesterday, and is still like a dream in my life now, i really can't believe it that this going to change my life for a better, honestly am so proud of whom i am and also proud you because you are there praying for me,... honey is a great opportunity for me to live a peaceful life with you..my love i want to let you know that you are part of my life now, every trust and love of my has been giving to you , always call on you name when am duty telling my colleagues that i have a wife in Germany and they all was so happy also wishing us happy marriage life, so my love i don't want you to doubt any thing am telling you cos i have no one to share this with except you, this money we found yesterday was a miracle to us and the total amount is $7.95million dollar and some gold so my share is $905,000 dollar sweet heart am so grateful am the most excited luckiest on earth now, my love where am having problem is where am going to send my own to because i can not hold it here and my colleagues have started making plan how to send there own, i want to send my to my mother back home but she so old that she can not secure the money,am thinking of sending it to you since we have agree to be husband wife with trust so you can save it till when am through from the mission am here for, i will fly down to Germany to met you, because i have so much confident on you that you will save it perfectly with trust till i come over there, and is both of us to live a better life and buy a good house in Germany and have business of our own, so my love and looking forward to hear from you soon.

yours love and only Evan

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evan swells
Mai 9 um 11:23 AM

honey pls call me any thing am in a place my number is going call this number +447418470238

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evan swells
Mai 9 um 1:12 PM

honey i have not gotten any mail from you, you can send it again i love you so much

Hi Evan Baby,

what was going on, why could I not call you back? My phone would not connect, there must be something wrong with your phone! Oh Baby, I still cannot believe it, you are a rich man now! That is what I always wanted, and now I have it! Oh Evan, I am so happy! How is it going to happen, that you send it to me? I mean you cannot just put so much money into an envelope and send it by mail? Oh Evan, I am so excited about this, and I still cannot really believe it!
I love you so much!
I am excited!
Your wife Louisa

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evan swells
Mai 9 um 3:47 PM

my sweet heart

honey i have decided and have made up my mind that is you forever , i have putting all my trust on you as my wife and i want to live with you in Germany so is better i send it to you and only can secure the money and save it very well till i come over because is for me and you, my love none of the bank here is working dour to the crises that has be going on here, and the two of my colleagues have send there own today and the only means it by diplomatic agent service in which they delivered it perfectly to the address that has been giving... and i have discourse with them that i want to send a consignment to my wife in Germany and it seem fine, they only demand for my wife .... phone number? email address? home address? full name? those are the information they needed and it will be send to the address that has been provided, so my sweet all you have to do now because is for the betterment of us and for our future as husband and wife that i have trust each other so much, you have to send those information that they ask so my own share can be forward to you, i love you so much my sweet loving wife ,

yours Husband Evan

Good morning Evans Baby,

I am as excited as you about this, but pleazzzze, Baby.....do NOT call my phone at 4.30 in the morning! I was having problems with my phone yesterday, you have called me so many times, but I couldn't hear you when I answered, that is weird! Evans, why do you ask for my phone number and email address? You are emailing me daily, and you call me every day, so you have this information! My address is Platz der Vereinten Nationen 2, 10149 Berlin. Evans, what do you mean when you say diplomatic service? I am so excited, please write me back and explain! And Darling, thank you somuch for singing to me on the phone, that was sooooo sweet! I love you, Evans!
Kiss kiss, Louisa

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evan swells
10 May um 9:18 AM

My sweet heart good morning.

How are you doing today i hope you doing great, honey you did not understand why i was asking you phone number and your email, i have them but i have to let you know the information they needed i can't just give them i must let you know that is why i wrote all they needed, my love pls you have to send me your full name that is the most important or can i use the name in your email address? this is a happy moment for us honey honestly, the diplomatic service company am talking abut is a courier company that will deliver the money to you at your home in Germany the name is ZONAGLOBAL service, so i have finalize with them then wait for your information, which i have your phone number, your email, and your home address, so what i have to be sure is your full name. pls send that to me or permit me to use the one in email? because by Monday it have to shipped from here to Germany..so honey waiting to hear from you soon.

yours lovely husband Evan

Good morning Evans, my sweet Babylove!

Are you serious? You do not remember my full name? How can this be? Evans, that makes me very very sad now! My full name is Louisa van der Valk. Evans, what do you mean, you want to send it on Monday? When will it arrive here? Darling, I have no safe at home, where shall I put all the money? I am scared that someone might break into my appartment and steal it!
Evans, I love you!
Louisa

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evan swells
10 May um 10:30 AM

pls my love you shouldn't be sad i know your full name and it appear here but i just want to be sure if i can use that or if they is another name you want to give to me, pls you are my wife you shouldn't be sad okay i love you with all my heart and trust you so much. honey you should not worry no one will broke your house because no one know s abut this okay they will deliver it to your home peacefully then you can start saving it in the bank little by little okay, be confident we are rich and our marriage future is bright my love i love you so much you are my one and only, why i want it to be send tomorrow monday because many of my colleagues have send there own so i have to send by tomorrow monday and it will arrive in your country during the week

yours sweet heart

Oh Evan Baby,

you do not need to apologize, I didn't take it that serious. At least not as serious as that pizza thing. I love you so much, Evans! And I am so excited! So much money, that is so great! Evan, you're my hero, and I love your voice, and when you call me next time, then pleazze sing another song for me, will you do that?
I love you, I love you, I love you!!!
Yours, Louisa

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evan swells
Mai 10 um 8:31 PM

my sweet love

sweet heart i can not explain how excited and inlove i am with you, since you came in to my life, honestly my love a new life began in me and allot of good luck keep coming on my way, you are the best part of my life now the love i have for you is like ocean that flows with out end, and so shall it be to us infinite love, honey i will never let you down and i will never let any thing to take you away from me i have giving you all the best from me so hold it and we will live with it forever, so my love the consignment is going to leave Syria tomorrow heading to Germany and as soon i send it i will send you the tracking number so you will be tracking it and knowing when it will arrive in your country then be delivered to your home, so my love as soon i send it tomorrow i will let you know immediately, i love you from the deepest of my heart ,

your husband Evan

Evans Baby, good morning!
So this is really going to happen, you will really really send me sooooo much cash? Oh wow, I can still hardly believe it! Evans.......we are rich, now how cool is that? Oh Baby, we will have such a wonderful life together! I will be kind of busy today, I have plenty appointments, but if possible, Darling, can you call me again and sing another love song for me? I am highly addicted to your voice!
I love and miss you!!! Your wife Louisa

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 10:36 am

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evan swells
11 May um 10:02 AM

my sweet heart

good morning my love how are you doing today i hope you are doing great, just want to let you know that the consignment has been send today and this is the there website..www.zonalglobal.com <----- reported and tracking 28254991... so you can track it too click the webside and put in the tracking number then you can start tracking it you will see when and the day it will arrive in your country, i love you so much my one and only.

yours husband,

Silence from here until tomorrow......the sitekillers will need some time to burn it down. I have tracked my shipment though.....won't hurt to take a glance Cool

Evan just called me on my cell a few minutes ago. We had a nice love chat and giggled like teenagers again.....and we sang a heart-melting duet together ......"True Love", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BUQd9iIj9o it was just so lovely! Evan is a believer.....he is totally hooked now.

Oh Baby,

thank you sooooo much for your call, and it felt soooooo good, singing this love song with you, although I couldn't hear you well! But all that matters is that you could hear me, and the message was all in the song: TRUE LOVE.
Oh Baby, I have tracked that homepage link you have sent me, and I almost cannot believe it......we are going to be FunFuckingTastically rich soonest!
Oh wow.....Evans, Baby, I love you!!!! And you are a remarkable singer.........pleazzze Baby, send me a recording of one of the karaokes you do, will you do that for me? Oh Baby......come on....send me a song, a song that you just sing for me! I have tracked our shipment, that looks all so good, your money will be here with me in no time! Oh Evans, I am so happy!
I love you, I love you, I love you!
Kiss kiss, your wife Louisa

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 6:12 pm

Your Chinese fortune cookie says: "Beware of customs fees from airport in your Country."

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 6:33 pm

The fake homepage is suspended now, the lad is in Cambodia. Yesterday morning I had incoming calls from 2 Cambodian phone numbers, +855963682561 and +855963927122. There was someone at the other end, but he didn't talk to me, there was only silence.

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Mai 12 um 7:13 AM

sweet heart

how are you doing today i hope every thing is moving well, i love you with every beat of my heart, honey you should the situation here in this country i am not we are here for peace keeping not for pleasure even some time we can have time for our self , cos we have to be careful of danger here, so my love to be honest with you i did not have any karaokes i recorded i will send it to but i promise you as soon am out from here, fly direct to met you , honestly am ready to do every thing that will make you happy as husband and wife and which is soon my wife we are rich and we will never got poor any more, what i want us to use the money for we have to buy house and have our own business doing and live happily, keep expecting it cos it will arrive in you country maybe tomorrow or late today cos i have track it is in Dubia now, honey i love you much my one and only ...https://youtu.be/H9nPf7w7pDI

yours one and only

Evan has called me sereval times from his UK redirect number, and he was informed that the homepage does not connect anymore.

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Mai 12 um 12:55 PM

honey i have call there service they said the consignment is on the move and progress so my love don't worry is there signer has problem as soon they rectify it, it will be am track again okay i love you so much my wife you should be expecting it tomorrow

Oh Evans Baby,

so it is a technical problem? When will it be fixed? I am so excited, but I am worried now, because I cannot track it anymore!
Honey, how are you doing? I am so excited about all this, and I am so much looking forward to seeing you! Can you already say when you will be here with me? Baby, the locksmith was here this afternoon, I had him change my doorlock system, I have a very secure safety padlock now, so that noone can get into my apprtment, I want to make sure that your money will be safe here, before I will be able to take it to my bank!
Oh Evans, I love you so much!
Kiss kiss
Yours, Louisa

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evan swells
Mai 12 um 6:38 PM

sweet heart

you shouldn't worry is technical problem and which they wrote to my email that they are seriously working on it by tomorrow it will be fixed and the consignment is on move which will arrive tomorrow in your country because it takes 3 working days i
my sweet heart every thing is okay and is going they way we plan, am so happy when you said to me that you have change your doorklocks that is why i trusted on you and i believe you can secure it very well , honey am so happy that we wont lack any thing we are going to live comfortable as husband and wife i love you my one and only, pls don't worry any thing at all oky

yours husband Evan

Good morning my beloved Evan Baby,

oh pleazze Baby, let me know as soon as possible when it wil be fixed, because it is such a thrill to sit there and watch it move, I really love onlie tracking, I do it everytime I order shoes from internet stores, it is so exciting!
Evans, you have not told me when you will be here with me, when will you come? And it would be great if you put a GPS device in your pocket while you travel, so that I can track you, too!
Darling, the delivery company has written to me, and I will checkt it out immediately, it could be important! I love and miss you horrifically!
Kiss kiss, your wife Louisa

Zonalglobal has written, too.

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[email protected]
13 May um 6:10 AM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk,

This is to inform you that your consignment will arrive to your country today being 13/5/2015 which will be delivering in your doorstep in Germany before 5:00 PM today German time.
We are sorry for the inconvenience we may course you by unable to track your consignment due to our website technical problem which we are trying to restore in non-distance time but you can email us for any information you may need to know.
Thanking you for using our services
Sincerely Yours'
Hok Sina,(Director Foreign Operation).
Zonal Global Delivery Services(Head office)
Phnom Penh, Cambodia
TEL+855 11250302
Email:[email protected]

Header Analysis Quick Report[/u]
Originating IP: 36.37.240.75
Originating ISP: Viettel (cambodia) Pte., Ltd
City: Phnom Penh
Country of Origin: Cambodia

Good morning Mr Hok Sina,

many thank yous for the information, but there is a problem, I will not be at home today at 5.00 pm, I have an appointment to get my nails done, and I have been waiting 3 weeks to get this appointment, so I cannot cancel it. Mr Sina, have you already fixed your tracking service? I would so much like to see with my own eyes when and how my shipment enters the country! I am very excited, so could you please get back to me and let me know whether the delivery can be made tomorrow morning?
Thank you
Mrs Louisa

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 5:38 am

It has happened again.....a diplomat has arrived with my consignment, and he is stranded at the airport. The lad called from Italy, and he has just arrived in Malpensa. He expects me to send 1550 €, for the magic tag that is required for the clearing of my consignment. He wanted to exchange SMS messages, but I insisted on email. His phone number is +393510758054.
Also more incoming calls from Cambodia, different phone numbers this time: +855967372933 and +85511580235. The connection was poor, so they will send me the WU payment details by email.

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[email protected]
13 May um 7:51 AM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk,

We wish to acknowledge the receipt of your email and hereby inform you to tell us the time you will be around tomorrow morning so that our Agent will deliver to your doorstep tomorrow morning as you will not be around this evening when he will arrive in Germany.
Meanwhile our Agent have arrived in Milan international airport in Italy and required a non-inspection tag before they will allow him proceed to Germany and the non-inspection Tag is 1,550 Euro in Italian airport. So you are required to send the required fee to our Agent immediately through western union to enable him continue his trip to his destination in Germany. Below is the name to send the western union.

Surname: MULE
Other names: EMEMIKE GODDAY

Good morning,

I have just read your email, and I am a little confused now, because the account number is missing, so I assume the payment information is incompletes, isn't it? I have no account with this Western Union bank, my account is with Sparkasse Berlin. Could you please provide the full informations? And why do I have to pay this, I am not the sender! I do not quite understand!
Kind regards
Mrs Louisa

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evan swells
13 May um 8:01 AM

hello sweet heart

how are you today i hope you are doing very great, honey my coming is soon just want the to prove my leave which is going to be sooner i believe before the end of the month i will be approved, honey i love you so much and i can't wait to be together with you, just don't worry my love every thing will be alright okay,
yours one and only

Hello Evan Baby,

the delivery company has just contacted me, and they want me to pay 1550 €! Evan, I do not quite understand why I will have to pay this, because you ordered the company to ship this box! And I still cannot track it! I do not quite understand, and I will not do anything before I won't be able to track it in Italy, and please explain why you do not take care of this payment yourself?
I love you, but I am worried now!
Kiss kiss, Louisa

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[email protected]
13 May um 8:39 AM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk,

We wish to acknowledge the receipt of your email and hereby inform you that WESTERN UNION transfer is fast way to receive money. It’s not bank transfer. All you need to do is to go to any western union and tell them you need to send money to Italy. all you will be need is the full name of the receiver but you must go there with your passport or identity card to send.
Surname: MULE
Other names: EMEMIKE GODDAY
Country: ITALY

Dear Sir,

as I was not aware that there will be any fee to pay and as I would have expected that my husband would take care of everything concerning this consignment, I am irritated now. I do not know this Western Union, and all my payments are done through my bank account only. So please let me have your details, so that I can transfer the money. Have you fixed your tracking service? I would like to see the shipment in Italy.
Thank you
Mrs Louisa

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13 May um 8:42 AM

oh my love that is what they wrote to me the tracking has technical problem which they are trying to fixed it they promise soon, so honey they said the box is in Italy now which is hold at the airport and the fees they ask you to pay is none espention and after this the box will be send to your country, , my love do every thing possible to clear it because where i am i told the situation of this country no money can be transfer out dour to the crisis here..i paid for airway bill and but i never know they will transit at italy and demand for the none espention, pls my love try your best cos am worried that money is my life and my hope, pls try my love

yours husband Evan

Hello Evans my Baby Darling,

what on earth is wrong with your phone? You have called me 8 times today, and it just won't connect, and have you called me from the United State, too? It was your number, but with the United State area code, and I could see that the call was on, but I couldn't hear you, so what's the matter?
Horney, I love and miss you badly, but I have to say that I find it very impolite and not at all gentlemenlike to expect me to take care of your payments! If you cannot transfer money out dour to the crisis, then how were you able to pay for the airway bill, when this company is in Cambodia? Baby, this man who called me from the airport in Italy is not a nice man! He has called me a second time, and he has threatened to fly back with the box! What a rude character! The company said that I shall send the money with Western Union, and that is not a bank! Baby, I have informed myself, this Western Union is very phishy indees, only criminals and people whose financial businesses are rejected by banks use it, and I will not do this! I am willing to pay that fee, although I am not delighted at all about this, but I will of course only use a regular bank! And Baby, have your phone checked out, there must be something wrong! I love you so much!
Kiss kiss, your wife Louisa

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13 May um 10:30 AM

hello my wife...

why i could able to pay for the airway bill cos they came to syria to take the box and ask me for the airway bill which i give to them cos they is no any other way i can send it them, pls my honey if they give you western union to pay the money pls do cos that is the faster way the agent can receive the money an pay for the clearance, pls honey is not a criminal act is real pls do what they say to you cos you have to trust me and know what stress am in now the money have not got to you, pls love send it so they can receive it urgent settle every thing pls am permitting you is not crime my love, am so worried i have not eating and concentrate since i want it to get to you before i can have rest of mind okay

Hello Evans my one and only sweat husband,

I did not say that it is a criminal act, I said that this Western Union is used by criminals and money laundering terrorists, the newspapers are full of it, and I do not want to use it, and I will not use it! I will only pay the money to a normal bank account, using my bank to transfer this money. Horney, I am sorry if Mr Gordon is delayed now in Milan, but that is not my fault!
Why have you not eaten?
I love and miss you, Louisa

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:49 am

Cambodian Pork......and lad does not even provide a mule, but an account in his own name. Delicious Smile

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[email protected]
13 May um 11:34 AM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk,

We wish to acknowledge the receipt of your email and hereby inform you to transfer the fee to my bank account here in Cambodia if you don’t know how to make western union and we will help you make the western union to Italy. Below are my bank account details:
Bank Name: Phnom Penh Commercial Bank
Account Holder's Name: Hok Sina.
Swift code: PPCBKHPP
Account Number: 111020409***.
Branch: Phnom Penh Cambodia.
Address: 123, Mao Tse Tong Blvd, Phnom Penh Cambodia.

Meanwhile we are working on our date technical problem and our tracking will be restoring as soon as possible. that's nice!

Kindly transfer this fee immediately because our Agent is still waiting in Italian airport

Dear Mr Hok Sina,

thank you very much for your phone call, advising me that you have provided the account information for the payment. I will go and see my bank immediately, but please note that I will put the transfer on hold until I will be able to track my consignment again. You will hopefully understand that I want to be sure that everything is all right. I am sorry for any inconveniences for your agent in Milan, may I suggest that he might go and have a pizza in the meantime? Thank you very much for your support in this matter.
Kind regards
Mrs Louisa

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[email protected]
13 May um 12:04 PM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk,

We wish to acknowledge the receipt of your email and hereby advise you that we cannot consider any by making transfer and put it on hold. That’s not possible and we cannot take that.
We are a reputable company delivery company and our service is Guarantee. So your consignment must be delivering to you once we received this fee and our agent obtains the non-inspection tag.
What you should be after is to receive your consignment not about the tracking, Our Agent is already in Italy and supposed to be in Germany today but you are delaying our Agent in Italy.
Please follow our instruction and your consignment will be delivering to your doorstep without any delay upon received of the non-inspection fee

Dear Mr Hok Sina,

I would like to point out again that I will be making this payment voluntarily only, there is no contractual obligation between your company and me. It is not my fault that my husband is not able to pay his bills, and it is also not my fault that your agent is in Italy now. It is also not my fault that I cannot track my shipment. I have just phoned my bank, and they have confirmed that I can email the transfer order in, and they will get everything ready for processing my order as soon as I will email the confirmation that I could track my shipment again. So it doesn't really matter much to me that you cannot consider a delay and that you are not willing to take it.
And please advise your agent in Milan to reconsider his manners. He has just called me while I was eating my Bratwurst, and he has shouted at me. That is totally unacceptable.
Regards
Mrs Louisa

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[email protected]
13 May um 1:44 PM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk,

We wish acknowledge the receipts of your email and hereby sorry for the manner our Agent used on you just because of the stress his passing through in Italy while waiting. We are really sorry for that. We are working on our database and your tracking will be working within 6 to 8 hours. Great, guys! be assured this will be taken care of....
We advise you to make the transfer because the transfer will take within 1 day to arrive in Cambodia and delay more will not be good while our Agent is waiting in Italy

Dear Sir,

thank you for the information. I have copied my husband in, so that he is informed about what is going on. I have sent the transfer order to my bank, and I have informed them that I will confirm the transfer in 6-8 hours, just as you have advised me. As soon as I will be able to track the shipment in Italy, the transfer will be processed. My bank has informed me though that the payment will not arrive in your account by tomorrow. International transfers to Cambodia and Thailand take 3-5 working days, and tomorrow is a public holiday here in Germany. Thank you for your apology, as far as your agent's behaviour is concerned. Please inform me immediately once the tracking is available again, will I still be able to use the tracking information you have provided, or will there be new access data? I do not wish any unnecessary delays here either. Many thanks for your understanding and your support.
Kind regards
Mrs Louisa

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evan swells
13 May um 2:39 PM
oh my sweet heart that is the situation now, and i hoping by tomorrow every thing will be okay because am worried now i have not eating or dink water since morning even can't concentrate on my work ,pls my love do every thing possible to receive the consignment okay i love you my one and only,

yours husband Evan

Oh my sweat and beloved Evan,

now that is horriblistically, you have not eaten and drunk all day since morning? Baby, you must promise me to eat and drink, you MUST! Just think, if you don't eat and drink, you might lose your voice, and then you will not be able to sing for me! Evan, that is very very serious and dangerous, you MUST eat and drink! Honey, I am trying as hard as I can, and everything has been arranged on my side to pay that fee, the only thing I am waiting for now is the tracking access, so that I will be able to see with my own eyes that the box is really in Italy. I do not like that man who has called me from the airport, he is such a rude man, very very impolite! I am happy that I will not have to deal with him just one more single time! Evans, please get something to eat, and drink! I love and miss you muchly!
Your wife Louisa

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evan swells
13 May um 3:40 PM

my sweet wife

honestly i can't lie to you i have no apatite to eat but i have to hear you cos you are part of my life i have to eat some thing little and and take medication because right now am having serious headache am just laying down, praying for this consignment to arrive at your home because that is all my hope for a better life and our future to live comfortable liife as husband and wife, my love pls try every possible best to clear it tomorrow so i can have a relief mind, sweet heart i have started thinking how joy we going to be after we have receive it i really can't wait to spend a sweet husband and wife with you i love you so much my one and only....

yours husband Evan

Evan Baby,

now did you eat something or not? If yes, what did you eat, and how much? Baby, it is absolutely unimpotent whether you have an apaptite or not, you must force yourself to eat! What kind of medication do you take against your headache? Baby, there is no reason to worry about anything, the only thing I am waiting for is the informations that I will be able to track the box again, and then I will inform my bank, and the transfer will be processed, and Evan Baby, of curse we will have lots of joy together very soon! Take care of yourself, Baby, please be strong for me!
Your wife Louisa

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evan swells
13 May um 4:19 PM

my sweet heart

i eat little fried rice they brought for us and some medication they brought for us too right now am recovering my self,and i try to force my self to eat a little bit only my mind will relief when you receive it and i think my tomorrow the tracking will start working because that they wrote my email , honey you are more than a wife to me you my strength my joy my happiness my world right now. i love you from the deepest of my heart.

yours husband

Evans,

I am really more than worried now, a man like you facing gunshutting all the day while trying to bring the peas to the crisis shaken country of Syria should get something better to eat than just fried rice! How about asking them for a big, fat Mett-Igel? What kind of medication did they prescribe you, is it effective at all? My love, when I was having my real bad PMS related headaches, I used to make good experiences with Ritalaspirin XXL suppositories, I mean they are really huge, but so what...I'd say they can be considered as effective, for as long as the pain at your rear end will distract you from your headache, everything should be good, right? Baby, what do you mean, I won't receive the tracking information before tomorrow? Just a few hours ago I was told it would only be 6-8 hours, so I was already counting the minutes!
I am irritated now again, and I miss you more and more and more!
Kiss kiss, your wife Louisa

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evan swells
13 May um 6:12 PM

my love
i have feeling better now the medication i took is working very fast now am just laying down waiting for your mail, i did not say you wont receive it tracking i said is going to be fixed soon that what they told me, and wait to hear that every thing has been settled so i can have a rest of mind, honestly my love after all this stress we are going through now, we will use this money wisely like buying the most beautiful house in Germany and proved every thing we need for our self, i love you my one and only,

Hi Evan, my sweaty love,

you must have a fever indeed. The most beautiful house in Germany will definitely not be available for something like 900000 $. Are you dreaming?
For that little money we might be able to purchase nothing better than a a small condomium, 2-3 rooms.
I am very angry about the turns things took. And I am waiting impatiently for the tracking informations.
I love and miss you, your wife Louisa

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evan swells
Mai 13 um 6:55 PM

my sweet heart

i don't mind what that can give us since we can have a nice place that will be comfortable for us we live together as husband and wife , i will be the must happiest honey, i love you and i am praying very had every plan must accomplished okay i love you forever

yours husband Evan

Good morning Evan Baby,

oh, I am so happy to hear that we will be man and wife together! Evan, I have not yet heard back from the delivery company, they have not provided the new tracking information, and today is a holiday here, so my bank is not working! I hope the agent in Italy will not be too angry that he will have to stay another day, but it is not my fault! He might have found himself a nice hotel. Darling, I am counting on what the delivery company has promised, and as soon as I will be able to track that box in Milan, I will send off the email to my bank. I love you so much!! Have you eaten? How are you doing today, is your headache getting better?
Kiss kiss, your wife Louisa

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:38 am

Evan is whiny now, he can't concentrate and he's not even able to go on patrol, and he has a headache.

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evan swells
14 May um 8:12 AM

good morning my love

what is still holding them honestly am worried but honey you should have send this money since yesterday by western union by now every thing should have been settle then the box will be on your place by now.... honey how wish you can do that for me so i can have rest of my mind pls my love i want the box to arrive to you pls if you really love me and want me to be alright my love, pls

yours husband Evan

Good morning my husband Evan,

how come you do not seem to remember what we have agreed on last? Mr Sina from Zonalglobal has sent me his bank account information, and I have told him that I will send a confirmation email to my bank as soon as I will be able to track my shipment in Italy, and you have told me yesterday that it would only be 6-8 hours until the technical problem would be solved, but nothing is solved, and that is not my fault! Baby, I have already explained to you yesterday that I will never ever use this Western Union! Honey, you are not the only one who is worried, and there is nothing I want more than this box to arrive at my home, so that the money will be safe for our future together! Evan Baby, you must promise me to eat and drink, and what about your headache, is it better now? I am with you in my thoughts, and very soon it will be all good! I love you, kiss kiss!!!!
Your wife Louisa

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evan swells
14 May um 9:43 AM

okay my sweet heart

is just i have not gotten strength to go out for patrol since yesterday because of this, but also believe very soon they technical problem will be settled and the tracking will be placed again, my love am seriously praying i want the box to get to you as soon as possible, and am feeling alright little bit don't worry my love i love you so much okay

yours husband Evan

Evan,

oh please stop being that whiny! Why don't you go out on patrol? It does not make any sense to me that you neglect your duty now, just because of the incompetence of that delivery company! Why did you not ship it with Fedex or DHL? Those companies are definitely more reliable than this Cambodian bush firm! Unbelievable, I don't understand at all why you chose them!!
It is almost noon here, and I have not heard back from them!
Evan, don't worry, it will be all fine!
I love you! Kiss kiss, your wife Louisa

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evan swells
13 May um 12:23 PM

my sweet heart

i just feel like staying back today cos no mood of going out, why i use the company because is the company my colleagues used for sending there own money, and is the same company many people are using here to send out money and property since the bank here is not and is reliable shipping company, i write not just long ago they reply to me that they are on it and it will be fixed today is not only me that is having the problem allot of people are waiting like me but it must be fixed today, they are serious working on it , so my love we have to wait for today before today every thing will be okay that they promise me, i love you so much my wife

yours husband Evan

Evan Baby,

that is good news that they will fix it today! I promise you solemnly that I will not go away from my computer, so that I can send of the confirmation mail to my bank as soon as I will receive the good news that I will be able to track my box again! Evan, I still do not understand why all your colleagues use this company, too! Fedex, DHL or UPS would have been the better choice! I only hope they work quick, so that you will be able to relax again! Believe me, Evan Baby, I am very excited about all this, too!
I love you, kiss kiss!
Your wife Louisa

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evan swells
14 May um 12:59 PM

my sweet heart

my love why i we used that cos is what every one is using here, and is reliable, sweet heart are are trustworthy company cos any problem they have they must inform there costumer abut it, my love am expecting the problem to be fixed soon so i can have good mood again, pls my love i want you do me a favor cos i need you always by my side i want you to send me a picture of yours so i can feel you beside me now am not in mood pls my one and only

yours husband Evan

Evan Baby,

I do not really want to argue with you, but I think there is no way around it this one time! One does not simply do what everybody else does, one should use one's brain before making such important decisions! Baby, they are not trustworthy because they inform their customers, what kind of stupid argument is that? I do a lot of my priority mail with Fedex, and not one single time have I been treated so bad by one of the employees like this socalled agent in Italy has treated me! What a monkey, seriously! I am still so incredibly angry! But let's forget about that now, all that counts is that I will get your money here to my house, so that it will be safe for us und our future!
What about your headache, is it gone now? I love you!!
Kiss kiss, Louisa

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evan swells
14 May um 1:42 PM

my wife

let we not to argue pls because i don't like argument i believe the money will get to you as soon every thing have been fixed okay my love, pls don't be so angry is not only us that is having same problem every thing must be fixed today, is your love am using as my strength here so you have to be happy why me too have be happy cos we are one now, i love you my sweet heart pls can you still send the a picture am asking of my love?

Evan Baby,

in this spectacular situation I am not in the mood to send out pictures! But I promise you that I will send you a picture of me, throwing around your dollar bills, once the box will have arrived here, what do you say? Have you heard back from the company? Have they got it fixed in the meantime?
I love you, kiss kiss!
Your wife Louisa

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evan swells
14 May um 2:02 PM

sweet heart

they still ask me to be patient before the end of today it must be fixed and hopefully down and dead again by the end of tomorrow, my love my headache is is okay just having some little mood which i know what is the course and i will be fine as soon it get done, i have confident cos you are there and believe what you as do as a wife to me that is why am happy inside me. i love you my one and only

your husband

His last message remained unanswered. Evan was quiet for the rest of the day, but about half an hour ago he started trying to call me 7 or 8 times. I didn't take the calls though.....and then he called me from a US number:

1.
Information on phone number range +14083896652
Number billable as geographic number
Country or destination United States
City or exchange location San Jose, South DA, CA
Original network provider* Level 3 Communications, Llc - Ca

2. Another missed call from an unknown US number:
Information on phone number range +19406183303
Number billable as mobile number
Country or destination United States
City or exchange location Wichita Falls, TX
Original network provider* Choice Wireless Lc
First I thought it was Evan, too, but this number just turned out to be a wrong connection. The guy on the phone was African, and he wanted me to text him my email address, which I did. Maybe the start of something new?

ETA: it is the start of something new indeed. The guy emailed me today, and I will dangle him along and post in a separate thread

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Commercial Chartered <[email protected]>
15 May um 6:26 PM
Commercial Chartered Bank
Head Office
78 Fremont Street
San Francisco
CA 94105
United States

Attn:

There is an account worth the sum of $1.5M here in our bank but we have been unable to locate the customer who has the account, but the customer is from your country

Get back to us
Yours Faithfully
Mr. Mike Hurst
Managing Director
Commercial Chartered Bank

Evan has promised that the homepage and the tracking device will be fixed before the end of the day, and he promised to send another email.

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 1:27 am

Hope it will be dead as soon as possible

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[email protected]
An Louisa Van der Valk
CC [email protected]
15 May um 2:31 AM

Dear Ms. Louisa van der Valk/ wells Evan,

We wish to inform you that our database technical issue has been
resolved,you can now track your consignment by clicking to the website below and with the same tracking number as also stated.

www.zonallglobal.com <--------reported
Tracking No: 28254991

We hereby advise you to confirm your consignment status and make the payment of non-inspection Tag to enable our Agent deliver your consignment to your doorstep as soon as possible.
We are sorry for the inconvenience delay may have course you due to our database technical problem; its duty is to give you the best service.

Site killers are on it, but it's still active

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Zonal Global Security & Delivery - US
DB: http://db.aa419.org/fakebanksview.php?key=100408
Contact:
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Telephone. : +855 11 580 3235
Fax : +855 97461
Website: www.zonallglobal.com
Email : [email protected]

Registered with TLD, therefore will be killed based on DB entry.

My phone drove me almost crazy this morning. They seem to have connection problems, for most of the times when I took the calls I couldn't hear anything. Evan then managed to reach me from the US number and was very angry when I told him that my internet is down. He blamed me for playing with his love, so I sent him this:

Evan,

I am really MORE than just angry! How dare you to accuse me of playing with your feelings? How dare you?
Listen, Evan, I have been up very late yesterday, because I was awaiting the informations, and I fell asleep around 1.30 am, and the email from the delivery company arrived at 2.30 am my time, in the middle of the night! And then you call me before 7.00 am, waking me up? Evan, I have a bad migraine now, I have just taken 2 Aspirin, and I will go back to bed again and get some rest.
Do you know how many times my phone rang this morning? Do you know? I can tell you, it was exactly 36 times!!! It was not only you calling, the company from Cambodia also called me several times, and how come that you call me with a United State walkie talkie? How does that work? Evan, I am really trying to help you, but I am absolutely not willing to take that kind of insult from you, accusing me of playing with your feelings! That is so mean, evil and unjust, I am in tears now! I do NOT wish to talk to you again today, at least not before you will apologize appropriately! Evan, if you do NOT take back what you have said, then I don't know if our love will have a future!
I am so sad and heartbroken now!!
Your loving wife Louisa

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evan swells
15 May um 11:22 AM

my love am sorry pls forgive me cos of the situation am sorry my love am begging you pls i love you so much pls don't hurt me and i promise i will never hurt you i love you with all my heart my love, you are my wife to be and your husband am writing this with tears on my eyes pls my love , yes it work cos a colleagues from United state are among our team here UNITED KINGDOM AND UNITED STATE are working together to restores peace in Syria,cos they is not network on my phone i ask him to help me with his cell working taking phone, pls my wife when i use that word i realize am wrong pls forgive me from the deepest of your heart , pls am feeling serious headache again i have not eat even taking bath because of this pls my love that is only hope i have for our better life and for me to resign from this work pls my love, i love you and noting can change my love from you i promise noting can make me said that to you again pls my love am crying now in my heart i don't know what to do now,

yours only husband

and some more whining

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evan swells
15 May um 1:22 PM

my wife just looking at my heart is blooding now, am in a situation i can not control my self any more am behaving as if am having mental problem all because of this, pls and pls if i have done or say any wrong to you forgive me pls my wife, i have no one except you pls save me my love by receiving the money, help me to clear it pls am getting out of control here pls i love you so much i can not afford to lose you my one and only pls pls pls pls

yours husband

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:48 pm

Evan's behaviour is getting strange now. His message does not seem to make any sense at all. Louisa won't forgive him that easily. He will have to sing "their" song and email her the recording....or it will be game over and out.

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evan swells
15 May um 6:29 PM

honey pls pls try and reason how am going be now , i can't get my self now all i have been surfing is just some where i did not know pls my love don't do this to me i love you so much pls am dying here

yours husband

Evan,

are you serious? What kind of a letter is that? What do you mean, you have been surfing? Evan, are you doing drugs, like the kids at school do these days, smoking mushrooms and inhaling super glue or something? Oh my GOD! Evan, and I haven't clearly told you that I expect an appropriate apology in return for that egregious allegation of yours that I am playing with you feelings and emotions? And have I got it?
No, I haven't. All that you wrote was a whiny, lame excuse, and that doesn't count, not in a million years!
Evans, you have hurts me so bad.......so undescripably bad that I am lagging the words to explein how miserably I feels right now. Evans, I was NEVER after your money, all I wanted was you TRUE LOVE. If you are not willing to prove that you really love me truly and that you are really truly sorry, then I don't know what to do anymore.
Evans, there is only one way to prove your true love to me. I will forgive you and pay the money for the release of that consignment only if you will sing my favourite love song of all times for me, and that is "TRUE LOVE", and you should know the song, I have sent you the link to that video before, and do you remember how you and I sang this song together while we were on the phone? Oh Evans, just the plain thought of it makes me feel so happy, that was one of the most wonderful moments in my whole lifetime, when I was singing this love song with you! And Evans, wasn't it just perfect harmony?
I love you truly and dearly, Evans. You know now what I will accept as an appropriate apology. And please stop surfing in Syria, you will inhale more sand than is actually good for your health!
I love you, and I count on you! Don't disappoint me, pleazzze!
Your bride Louisa

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 6:16 am

Looks like he has not quite understood what he is supposed to do.....

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evan swells
16 May um 2:00 AM

my sweet wife

my sweet heart i have not sleep cos am thinking seriously abut this issue, i love you for real and am ready to do any thing you want me to do for you, which you know honestly honey i can not do any thing with out your love , am ready to sing for you but if the network can allow us to hear other very well cos am ready my love , once again am sorry for that just of my situation yesterday pls have a place in your forgive me, i love not because of money but it happen that we got such opportunity and we trust and love each other that is why i have the confident of sending it to you, i love you so much i can't sleep i don't why thinking of you thinking every thing , pls my love forgive and this is this song i can not call you now maybe you are sleeping too i will call when you when you wake my love ...
Suntanned
Windblown
Honeymooners at last alone.
Feeling far above par.
Oh, how lucky we are!
While I give to you
And you give to me,
True love, true love.
So on and on
It'll always be,
True love, true love.
For you and I
Have a guardian angel
On high, with nothin' to do.
But to give to you
And to give to me,
Love forever true.
For you and I
Have a guardian angel
On high, with nothing to do.
But to give to you
And to give to me,
Love forever true.
Love forever true.

Evan,

if you are ready to sing for me, then please do it and send me the recording as a soundfile, I did not ask you to copy & paste the lyrics to me, that is not the same, that is NOT singing, and that is just NOT enough, and it does NOT count! Oh Evan, I am in tears again, I will always remember that very special moment when we were singing together! My phone is switched off. I do not really want to talk to you today, because I am still so hurt and sad, I believe I would have to cry instantly when I would hear you talk to me. I hope I will be able to forget what you have done to me, but I am not sure whether I can. Evan, this song means sooooo much to me, and I want to have it, so that I can listen to it whenever I feel like, I want to have the recording on my cell phone and on my walk man and on my conmputer and on my notebook.
I dearly and truly love you, and I miss you so much! Have you stopped surfing, and do you eat and drink?
Your wife Louisa

Posted: Sat May 16, 2015 12:10 pm

He really did it! He has sung and recorded "our" song, and he has sent me the audio (will be published this evening, can't download 9,9 MB at work, the connection is too slow). He's a lousy singer.... Laughing

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evan swells
16 May um 1:37 PM

Hello Baby,

Oh baby, i am so sorry if i have hurt you in any way, i am just so worried and confused, i don't think singing should cause us anything at the stage baby, you shouldn't be doing this at this time, i just want the package to get to your door step so i can feel relaxed again. I am so down baby, i had to learn the lyrics and record it for you, just to show you how much i love you and because i promise to do anything to make you happy, i want you happiness baby, that is what i strive for, you are my angel. Let our Guardian Angel keep guiding us baby. How lucky i am to have you. I LOVE YOU.
kiss kiss
Evans

Evan has reached me from his US number again, and we had a sweet little love chat. He is forgiven....and the non-inspection tag will be paid for on Monday.
Maybe.

Oh Evan Baby, my one and only TRUE LOVE!

I didn't want to take your call today, because I thought it would make me only cry to hear your voice, but when I received your email and the recording, I was so happy! Oh Evan, your voice sounds so sweet, and I love your version of "our" song so much! Baby, of course I will send the money now, but my bank is closed over the weekend, so I will not be able to send my confirmation mail for the payment before Monday morning 8.00 am my time. Darling, would you be so kind and inform the delivery company? I don't like these people, they have not been nice to me when they emailed me and talked to me on the phone. Who will bring the box to my doorstep, will that be this arrogant, rude man who called me from the airport in Italy? Evan, I do not want to see this man, he was so disgusting! Baby, I love you, I love you, I love you.....I can't wait to receive that box, and I will be so happy when we will be together for good! Kiss Kiss, Baby.....I love you!
your wife Louisa

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