The Rules... Have a Chuckle...Swear by Lord Lucifer !

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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:23 pm

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HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI

(1) You must be able to keep the secret to your self.
(2) You must have strong belief of success.
(3) You must be over the age of 18 to make your own decision.
(4) You must be able to pay a joining fee of "500 US Dollars" (Strictly)
(5) You must be able to wear a Black T-Shirt and vest not less than 3
times a week.
(6) You must believe that money is power.
(7) You must believe that your name will sound in the list of
celebrities and super-rich.
( Cool

You must be ready to visit the sea-water at midnight.
(9) You must be ready to respect, read and understand the prayer of Illuminati.
(10) You must be ready to make a Sacrifice.

Oh I have put my favourite bits. My last Illuminati was a straight forward one. This one I have to put my faith in 'Stan'

(Maybe I won't go further when he has answered what my sacrifice has to be).

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^

sounds like a well deeducated one Smile

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:44 pm

The hated Dolla Chop.... but they never doubt you've sent it ! Every time !

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Your mail was receive and well understood,i want you to calm down,Am
sorry if i make you angry i just want you to know that the money you
sent is not yet pick,i send my agent to the western union to pick the
payment but when him got there the bank told him that transaction not
found, all i want you to know is that i believe you make the payment
and i also trust you,All i want you to do now is that i want you to go
back to the western union and make a complain that the person did not
receive the money you sent so that them can recheck if they make any
mistake and also change your password of your mail it look like
somebody knows your password......Please do not be angry.... Laughing

Await your mail

Mr Stan

Then finally.........

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Hello Souwesta,

I understand how you feel, I really don't know anything about the
money you send i swear to our lord Lucifer, Twisted Evil

i think someone hack your
mail box so that is how they got all the details you send.
So now i will advice you to find solution to your e-mail box before is too late.
Thank you.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

Blue, Red, Orange and Green are also acceptable colours if your religion prohibits you from wearing black

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:10 pm

Faith in Stan? That sounds a bit risky. Isn't the great Stan the one responsible for the original sin? He tempted Eve in the garden.....or was that another Stan?

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