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metamit
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:08 am |
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You get woken up from your slumber at 1am because of some small noise, can't get back to sleep so you stumble to the kitchen to make coffee and .... your freakin' coffee maker died!!! BAD omen for today, yessir! |
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calvin
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:34 am |
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If the house caught fire it'd be a toss up which I'd try and save (after the family, obviously) - the coffee machine or the dishwasher ...
I feel your pain. |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:13 am |
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If I could tell you how good my morning coffee will be that would be greeeaaat. MMMkay? |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:21 am |
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Jeeze metamit I went through the same thing today kinda but as luck would have it the Coffee maker was working fine. Sadly the one who is supposed to make it dropped the ball and that simply will not do.
We will have words when she wakes up. |
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metamit
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:43 am |
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^^^^ Well the hubby did set the coffee maker up for auto brew last night so methinks he will be to blame for this dilemma LOL
I don't know what happened, I hit the button and nada. The heating element is not kicking on, but the light comes on like it's suppose to. Arrrgggg .... hand-brewing coffee is a PITA
It's going to be a long morning .... hopefully my kids will survive this |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:06 am |
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Supply your details immediately and one of us will send you hot coffee by wester union. |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:27 am |
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trow some grind coffee in a stocking and put it in a cup of boiling water. Piece of cake!  |
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firehouse5
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:29 am |
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Piece of cake? You try to WU a cup of boiling coffee & see how easy it is. |
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metamit
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:41 am |
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^^^ Yes please - rush it WU to MR. GODWIN EMEFIELE or send it by diplomatic agent Mr. Jet Liner!
I ended up boiling my water in the tea pot and pouring it through the filter so I did get SOME coffee, but so not the same! And as if the day couldn't get any worse, stepped outside and it's snowing ... which means I will be trudging out in this crap just to buy a new coffee maker ... geesh! I just need to go back to bed and start my day all over again! |
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B8er
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:58 am |
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Talk about first world problems
Here in Europe, we're a bit more advanced, so we have a nifty solution
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:28 am |
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Meh-not coffee, that's just a stopgap until you can get the real thing.
@Metamit-I feel your caffeinated pain. |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:30 am |
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@B8er - That is not a solution but rather well let's leave it at that eh? |
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metamit
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:58 am |
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Yeah-no on the instant coffee LOL I boiled the water, ran it through the coffee filter into my carafe which was a PITA but hey, I got some coffee. Going to have to take time off and go buy a new coffee maker today because this is NOT going to be repeated tomorrow!!
Thank you fellow coffee addicts for your condolences  |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:01 am |
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Sure B8er, as soon as you use this on a regular basis:
Metamit, yesterday morning I tripped and my laptop drank my entire 20 oz cup of coffee. I was out coffee and a laptop. That day sucked! |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:04 am |
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So sorry to hear about your day, metamit.
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B8er
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:05 am |
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Well, if you're all going to be coffee snobs and turn your nose up at instant coffee, I believe these are becoming popular in the US
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Sure B8er, as soon as you use this on a regular basis:
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Do they export?
ETA: What sort of freak has ice and lemon in their tea  |
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:23 pm |
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| What sort of freak has ice and lemon in their tea |
The same one that adds cream to their hot tea and lemon to their espresso. |
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B8er
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Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:31 pm |
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Are you mistaking milk for cream or do you know some very strange people? |
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Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:34 am |
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| Going to have to take time off and go buy a new coffee maker today because this is NOT going to be repeated tomorrow!! |
Hey Metamit, just to be safe, you need to buy two coffee makers so that you will never repeat this type of day.
I have done that with everything. I have duplicates of every important aspect of my life. I just can't let my spouses know about each other!  |
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Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:53 am |
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ETA: What sort of freak has ice and lemon in their tea  |
*** Raises hand *** No sugar, though  |
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Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:46 am |
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Instant is not coffee-feh. To wake up to a broken coffee maker is unacceptable! |
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metamit
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Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:03 pm |
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I am happy to report that metamit has replaced the coffee maker and had freshy brewed coffee, but to answer some of the questions:
My nearest Starbucks (or any coffee hut) is a 40 minute drive that I'm NOT making at one a.m. or any other time of day unless I happen to be going there anyway.
I will also be taking my other coffee maker to Sears for a replacement because I only had that coffee maker for 2 weeks and I now have OCD about my coffee maker breaking down at the worst time. I may ask them to pay for my therapy, too. Don't know yet.
But, when I get my replacement from Sears I will then have TWO coffee makers just in case .... my kids' lives will depend on that backup coffee maker I assure you  |
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Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:28 pm |
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Well, if you're all going to be coffee snobs and turn your nose up at instant coffee, I believe these are becoming popular in the US
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I thought this thread was about coffee?! |
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