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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18312

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Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:13 pm |
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I'm baiting a recovery scammer. He's not the brightest bulb, but he's quite happy off script, and best of all, he's given me a license to make mistakes.
Initial script:
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FINAL NOTIFICATION REGARDING YOUR FUND
Records show that you are among one of the individuals and
organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from
overseas which includes those of Lottery, Contract and Inheritance.
Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the
past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters.
We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance of Nigeria
that your payment totaling $1,500,000.00 will be released to you via a custom pin based Credit card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $8,000 a day which is powered by Master Credit Card and can be used anywhere in the world for withdraw or transaction.
We have perfected everything in regards to the release of your
$1,500,000.00 United States Dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as it's our duty to protect citizens of globally.
To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to abide to the instruction below to enable the shipment of the Premium Master Credit Card and it back up document and the charge fee required to pay the shipping and security insurance fee is $175 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $175 only.
Use the details below to send the required charge fee $175 to FedEx International Manager Kelly Morrison via Western Union Transfer.
Receiver: Okonji Nnabundu Hilary
Address: 12 shipping street
City: Asaba
State: Delta
Country: Nigeria
Zip Code: 23401
Question: God
Answer: Good
PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION BELOW
SENDERS NAME:.......................
SENDERS ADDRESS:........................
CELL PHONE NUMBER:.........................
MTCN NUMBER:...................................
Thanks and hope to read from you soon with the payment confirmation details to enable the delivery. |
My reply:
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| Thank you!!11 I have been trying to get this fund for a long time and am very fraustrated. I lost a lot of money to this. Tell me how to get my fund on the ATM card. |
Two days later, he starts off with an apology. Still on script, though.
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Attention:Geez Louise
I receive your mail,but fist of all i most apologies to you for the
delay on this email to you we are doing some upgrade in my office. My good brother in Christ i most tell you that you have nothing to worried about your ATM MASTER CARD if only you will adhere to my instruction that all you need to see you ATM my good brother.many beneficiary like you have gotten their own ATM MASTER CARD through me.
My good friend you are at the right office to claim your ATM you have to provide me with your full details.
(1)Your full name
(2)Your age
(3)Your occupation
(4)Your home address
(5)Your identity card or drivers licenses
(6)Your phone number
If you can provide me with all this information and go ahead and make the payment you are ask to pay for the delivery of your ATM MASTER CARD which is $175 today with this information you will receive you ATM MASTER CARD on Friday.
Receiver: Okonji Nnabundu Hilary
Address: 12 shipping street
City: Asaba
State: Delta
Country: Nigeria
Zip Code: 23401
Question: God
Answer: Good
PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION BELOW
SENDERS NAME:.......................
SENDERS ADDRESS:........................
CELL PHONE NUMBER:.........................
MTCN NUMBER:...................................
I will advice you to act fast on this my brother because we do not
have much time to on this okay all the money you have lose to
impostors before i will advice you to forget it and focus on your
future because you are about to recover all you have lost if only you
will adhere to me.this is my phone number +234 xxxxxxxx.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon with the payment confirmation
details to enable the delivery.
Mr.Rand Beers
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C |
I didn't really read the whole mail very carefully, but did notice that he called me "brother" so I replied:
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| Now i'm not sure what to think because you called me a brother but i'm a woman. are you for real? |
He sends another apology, off script already.
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Attention:Geez Louise
I am very sorry to address you that way i thought you are a man due to the way your name sound am really sorry for that mistake okay, you ask a question if am for real,yea am for real if you will listen to mm instruction and adhere to me,all will be fine all you have to do now is go and make the payment you are been ask to make. Ones you do that and send me the information i will proceed with the delivery of your ATM MASTER CARD to the address you will provide i wait to read from you soon madam. you can call me if you wish to i have give you my phone number.
Mr.Rand Beers
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C |
I got busy at work in real life for a day or two, he got impatient:
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Attention:Geez Louise
Am still waiting to here from you on my last mil to you,am surprise that you have not write me back just because i did a mistake by addressing you as a man and you no nobody is above mistake.
I want to tell you that if you are no longer interested on how you
will receive your ATM MASTER CARD you should let me know okay.i await for your reply today.
Mr.Rand Beers
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C |
An invitation to make mistakes? Ok, I'm in.
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Hi Mr Beers,
Thank you for apologizing for your mistake. I wasn't ignoring you, I was just very busy at work and couldn't reply yet.
You're right. Nobody is above mistakes, even me. I accept your apology.
Can you help me? |
Back to his script, though he seems to really like adding my name in:
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Attention:Geez Louise
Thanks you for your mail to me,hope you are doing good at your work place,I have waited for your reply to my office for days now i was worried because you could have been among the first set of barge that will receive there CARD.I want to assure you that you have nothing to worried about if only you will comply with my directive and adhere to my instruction Geez Louise,I will help you get your ATM MASTER CARD to you,because you are dealing with the right office that is mandated to pay all the beneficiary there ATM MASTER CARD.I want you to send me the following information of yours.
(1)Your full name
(2)Your age
(3)Your occupation
(4)Your home address
(5)Your identity card or drivers licenses
(6)Your phone number
This information is needed for the delivery of your CARD to your
doorstep,ones again i assure you that everything will work out
well.Geez Louise I will advice you to try all you can and make the
payment of $175 you are ask to make for the delivery of your ATM
MASTER CARD to the address you will provide for me.
I want you to forget all the money you have lost to impostors, you
lost it because you are dealing with the wrong office that all there
motive is to SCAM people of there money but be rest assure that all is well with you and i promise you that i will use all my power here in my office to make sure to get your ATM MASTER CARD you will smile soon and give GOD the glory.
This is the information you will use in sending the money,
Receiver: Okonji Nnabundu Hilary
Address: 12 shipping street
City: Asaba
State: Delta
Country: Nigeria
Zip Code: 23401
Question: God
Answer: Good
PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION BELOW
SENDERS NAME:.......................
SENDERS ADDRESS:........................
CELL PHONE NUMBER:.........................
MTCN NUMBER:...................................
You will receive your ATM MASTER CARD in three working days ones you
make the payment.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon with the payment confirmation
details to enable the delivery.
Mr.Rand Beers
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C |
Here comes mistake #1: I've already fallen for another recovery scam.
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Dear Randy,
Thank you for your assurances. It makes sense that it was a scammer before, everything kept going so wrong! There is another guy who is supposed to help me, though, from the EFCC. Did you talk to him too? He emailed me that he can help me catch the scammers and get my money back.
Here is the info you wanted:
(1)Your full name: snipped
(2)Your age: 39
(3)Your occupation: Office assistant
(4)Your home address: Fake address
(5)Your identity card or drivers licenses: ID card at public library: #4249668
WA drivers license: #71043015
(6)Your phone number: My phone is off right now cause I can't pay the bill till next month: My neighbor's number in case of an emergency but please don't call it unless you have to, I don't want to bother them about this: Snipped number that doesn't work
I can't send the money to pay this until my next pay check from work. Can you just take the fee out of the amount on the card for me?
Thank you! |
Even though I complied with his request for information, he got hung up on the other recovery scam like I hoped he would, and was nice enough to warn me about it. Still overusing my name:
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Attention:Geez Louise
I receive your mail and am very shock that you are dealing with people who will Scam you of your money again,Geez Louise i will advice you not to communicate with that so call man that made you to believe in him that he works with the EFCC here in Nigeria that is a big liar okay,all you have to do now is to cute off everything both of you have been doing in the past,but if you keep on communicating with him he will still demand money from you that he have seen or catch the person that have SCAM you of your money Geez Louise.
In your mail to me you said if i have talk to some one,i have not talk to anybody i did not no whom you are talking about Geez Louise if you want to receive you ATM MASTER CARD you have to stop answering any email that comes from him he cant help you because he has no power to do that,Geez Louise ones again i beg you in the name of GOD to stop anything you are doing with that so call EFCC personnel and consecrate on my instruction to you if you wish to receive you ATM MASTER CARD.
Geez Louise i will like you to tell me when you will be sending the
fee you are ask to send so that i will know what to tell the
authority,you equally said that if i can take the fee from the ATM
MASTER CARD the answer is no because your money is in your ATM MASTER CARD and you alone have the PIN CODE to withdraw from any part of the world you chose to okay.Ones again i beg you to calm down soon you will be the happiest Woman on planet earth Geez Louise okay,you need to get a cell phone because there may be an urgent matter i may tell you on phone i may call your neighbor's number you may not be their with him at that time so you have to do something about that Geez Louise.
I await your email to me soon take care and may GOD keep you.
Mr.Rand Beers
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C |
I talk some more about this other scam:
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Dear Randy,
I am so upset. The person from the EFCC is a whole new person, not people I was talking to before who kept my money when I tried to claim my fund.
Are you sure it is a scammer? This person said they work for the EFCC and they knew my information about how I tried to claim my fund before, that it was a scammer.
I will forward you the email so you can see - I think it's real.
To pay the fee for your office, I have to wait until I get paid again from work. As soon as I get that paycheck I can send the money.
Thank you! |
I copied a scam script from ScamWarners (Thanks Tim Atem!), and pasted it in as a forwarded mail, using another of my addresses for the contact address in case he decides to write to the other scammer.
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Dear Randy,
This is the first EFCC email.
Forwarded mail:
From Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde
Chairman Compensation Payment Committee
National Assembly Abuja
Private Email: My EFFC gmail address
Dear Beneficiary
This letter is written in order to change your Life from today, we
have received information from our monitoring network that you have sent so much payment through Western Union and Money Gram to Nigeria, and to some other part of the World in recent times without receiving any payment to your name, further investigation reveals that you have lost hope towards receiving your payment having been deceived so many times. Following the ongoing re-branding of Nigeria and image laundering being promulgated by Nigeria Government to the International Communities, the Federal Government of Nigeria have instructed our committee to compensate you with the sum of $1,500,000
( One Million and Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars)
We will be able to pay you this $1,500,000 in piece meal of daily
$2500 through Western Union or Money Gram so that you will receive quick money to solve your urgent financial problem. In case you do not want to receive your compensation payment through western union or money gram, we will send you an atm card for the total sum of $1,500,000 or through Bank to Bank transfer. Since you have been fighting to receive large sum of money for the past months/years from our Contract/inheritance payment without success, it is wise and better for you to first receive this compensation payment.
We want to inform you that the members of Compensation Payment Committee are all honorable men of Great Repute who have serve the Federal Government of Nigeria in different high ranking capacities, we also want to inform you that we were all appointed by our respected President his Excellency Dr Good luck Jonathan to pay foreign Debt such as Contract Debt, Inheritance/Next of Kin Debt, Compensation Debt, Lottery Debt, Purchase/Sales of Good Debt, and all other kind of Debt own Foreigner by Nigeria Government, in order to restore back the
good image of Nigeria before the international Communities.
You are advice to reply to me immediately you receive this mail, so
that you will receive your own payment.
In case you want to commence receiving your payment, kindly reply now with ANSWERS to the Questions below,
Your Full Name
Your Contact Resident Address
Your Direct Telephone Mobile/ Home And office Telephone/ Fax Number
Your Occupation
Your AGE
What You Do For A Living?
How Many Months Or Years You Have Been Expecting your Payment The Place you sent Money Last whether Nigeria or London etc The Last Amount of Money You sent to Nigeria and What Month or Year.
Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde
Chairman Compensation Payment Committee
National Assembly Abuja Nigeria |
He warns me, thoroughly, about the scammer. His reason for the other email being a scam? They're going to pay me by ATM Mastercard!, just like he is.
Also, he's supposedly in Washington working for homeland security but accidentally tells me he's in Nigeria.
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Attention:Geez Louise
Thank you for your mail Geez Louise and understanding toward you,i will advice you to stop every communication you are having with this so call man that calls himself the Chairman of EFCC in Nigeria he can not do anything concerning your ATM MASTER CARD.He his just looking for a way to collect the little money you have with you my good friend,
I want to tell you that Chairman of the EFCC here in Nigeria that position is a very big post here in Nigeria and he has no right to pay any ATM MASTER CARD to anybody my good friend,how can an office that deal with fraudulent case will still be in charge of paying people their ATM MASTER CARD is not done that way due you see any truth in it.he may be telling you that he his a new person in the office that is a big liar,they equally told you that they have your information but i will be very please if you can tell the EFCC person to send you all your full information or have you given them your information on your email to them Geez Louise.
My good friend all this things they are telling you,they are just
making a way to Scam you again if you do not take your time this time around,but if you fill you will continue with this so call EFCC
Chairman is left for you okay am just here to make sure you receive your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise,Am a man of my word i have been in this office for 14years and all the beneficiary i have handle have receive theirs all over the world Geez Louise.i have seen the email they sent to you,i will advice you to stop answering them okay,all your information you sent to me i have documented it on your file with your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise,all you have to do now is to focus on my directive and adhere to my instruction my good friend.get back to me on when you will receive your paycheck so i will inform the authority here okay,that EFCC Chairman you think is real will SCAM you of your money if you do not take your time ones again.keep off from that man Geez Louise.take care i await to read from you soon |
My reply:
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Thank you for the warning!. I really appreciate it. I have been taken advantage of so many times.
I'm still a little confused, though. Who will be paying my ATM? How do you know for sure that the email is from a scammer?
My next paycheck is next Friday. Let me know how I will pay the fee.
Thank you, Randy. |
I also forwarded the email from him to my EFCC email address with this message:
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| The man from homeland security says that you're a scammer!!!! |
with a carbon copy to back to him.
He's not very efficient in his writing, he rambles on and on saying the same thing - and even pastes it into the email twice.
| Randy wrote: |
Subject: Get back to me as soon as possible(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
Thank you for your mail to me today,i want to tell you that you need not to be confused because everything is in order,Ones you adhere to my instruction Geez Louise,I am the person mandated to pay all the beneficiary their ATM MASTER CARD here in my office.the email you have been receiving is from a SCAMER because he is not from us here he is just contacting you for you to send him the little money you have all is plane is for him to SCAM you again Geez Louise the next thing now you will here from him is that he has caught the people that Scam you before all this are big lie Geez Louise.
As soon as you receive your paycheck next Friday all you have to do is for you to send the require fee you are ask to pay Geez Louise with the information i sent to you in my fist email to you,this is the information again.
Receiver: Okonji Nnabundu Hilary
Address: 12 shipping street
City: Asaba
State: Delta
Country: Nigeria
Zip Code: 23401
Question: God
Answer: Good
PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION BELOW
SENDERS NAME:.......................
SENDERS ADDRESS:........................
CELL PHONE NUMBER:.........................
MTCN NUMBER:...................................
Geez Louise please i will advice you to stop very conversation you
have been having with this so call EFCC Chairman it cant help you get your ATM MASTER CARD.i will like to inform you that you need to have your own cell phone because i need to talk to you on phone in case something comes up at any time Geez Louise you have to try your possible best to get that okay.i have given you my word that everything will be fine if you listen to me.We have started investigation on this so call EFCC person soon we will take him up for interrogation,take card and have a wonderful day.
i wait to read from you soon Geez Louise.
Please Geez Louise how many people are are receive email from
concerning this your ATM MASTER CARD because you said that the man from the security company said to you that am a SCAMER am really disappointed in you Geez Louise.if you fill that you can not continue with me here in my office you should let me no so that i will not be wetting my time here with you
Attention:Geez Louise
Thank you for your mail to me today,i want to tell you that you need not to be confused because everything is in order,Ones you adhere to my instruction Geez Louise,I am the person mandated to pay all the beneficiary their ATM MASTER CARD here in my office.the email you have been receiving is from a SCAMER because he is not from us here,he is just contacting you for you to send him the little money you have all is plane is for him to SCAM you again Geez Louise,the next thing now you will here from him is that he has caught the people that Scam you before all this are big lie Geez Louise.
As soon as you receive your paycheck next Friday all you have to do is for you to send the require fee you are ask to pay Geez Louise with the information i sent to you in my fist email to you,this is the information again.
Receiver: Okonji Nnabundu Hilary
Address: 12 shipping street
City: Asaba
State: Delta
Country: Nigeria
Zip Code: 23401
Question: God
Answer: Good
PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION BELOW
SENDERS NAME:.......................
SENDERS ADDRESS:........................
CELL PHONE NUMBER:.........................
MTCN NUMBER:...................................
Geez Louise please i will advice you to stop very conversation you
have been having with this so call EFCC Chairman it cant help you get your ATM MASTER CARD.i will like to inform you that you need to have your own cell phone because i need to talk to you on phone in case something comes up at any time Geez Louise,you have to try your possible best to get that okay.i have given you my word that everything will be fine if you listen to me.We have started
investigation on this so call EFCC person soon we will take him up for interrogation,take card and have a wonderful day.
Please Geez Louise how many people have you receive email from
concerning this your ATM MASTER CARD because you said that the man from the security company said to you that am a SCAMER am really disappointed in you Geez Louise.if you fill that you can not continue with me on how you will receive your ATM MASTER CARD you should let me know okay am not here for child's play.
Get back to me as soon as possible |
He wrote again before I had a chance to reply, and misunderstood that I had copied him in. He thought the email was to him and apparently forgot that he's the man from homeland security:
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Subject: GET BACK TO ME NOW(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
Am very surprise that you have not make up your mind to receive your ATM MASTER CARD the way you are going about Geez Louise,you are still listening to people who are looking for a way to SCAM you again,
I want to ask you who is the man from homeland security that told you that am a SCAMER,I fill very disappointed in you Geez Louise i have give you my word that my office is the only person that will make sure you see your ATM MASTER CARD but if you fill that you can not continue with me i will advice you to simply tell me so that i will inform the authority okay,get back to me me now.
Mr.Rand Beers
Secretary of US Department of Homeland Security
Address: 245 Murray Ln Sw # 14, Washington D.C |
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Randy,
I forwarded your email to the EFCC scammer. I told him that you said he was a scammer. You're the man from Homeland Security.
I just copied the email to you too so that you would see I told him he's a scammer.
I do want to claim my money. I can't pay the fee until I get my paycheck. |
I haven't figured out what I'll do next. I might write some emails from the EFCC account for Geez to forward to him. I need to make some more mistakes, too, because "nobody is above mistake". |
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Big X
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III

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Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:35 pm |
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This mugu sounds even thicker than my EFCC lad. Messing with government agency recovery lads is so much fun, isn't it?
Great stuff so far, I look forward to seeing where you can take him. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate

Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out

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Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:49 pm |
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| In his first email, dumbass lad wrote: |
Records show that you are among one of the individuals and
organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from
overseas which includes those of Lottery, Contract and Inheritance.
Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the
past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters.
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My good friend you are at the right office to claim your ATM you have to provide me with your full details.
(1)Your full name
(2) [yada yada yada] |
Gotta love such lad logic. He knows all about your being scammed but he wants to know who you are.
This is comedy gold, Ima. I can't wait for the next installment. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
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Random lads:
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru

Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan

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Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:34 pm |
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I've been baiting two lads at once, both of whom have an Ibrahim Lamorde character. A few times I replied to one lad's Lamorde quoting what the other lad's Lamorde said, as if they were the same person. Here's his answer:
| Lamorde #1 wrote: |
| Mr. Rod this massage your received was flag massage not from us how can we condemned whom God has not condemned please this massage you just forward to us was a flag massage make up by those whom claimed to be Efcc while they are not, this is the people who hacked your $5000 dollars you felt you transferred to Rev Mike Donald Duck. |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18312

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Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:44 am |
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| Big X wrote: |
Messing with government agency recovery lads is so much fun, isn't it? |
Yes! So fun when they get it all mixed up and backward.
It's also really easy to convince them you're a paying victim, since you've already fallen victim to a previous scam. And of course, you have no money for fees because you lost it to a scammer.
I found it pretty vile that he even stated that the other scammer was trying to take the "little I had left".
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| Gotta love such lad logic. |
He's not strong with the logic.
I do like that he uses my name so much. It makes his emails funnier.
@vonpaso xlura: Your lad is even worse than mine. I don't even understand what he's trying to say! |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru

Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
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Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:59 am |
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I like how he's trying to show you the dead giveaways of a scam while trying to burn his own scam too.
Fabulous, Ima.  |
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metamit
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Joined: 01 Jun 2014
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Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad

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Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:14 pm |
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Excellent bait and what a dumbasterick for a lad LOL |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18312

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Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:49 pm |
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@Mortal: It's funny how he's doing exactly what he's warning me about.
I sent an email from my EFCC account to my Geez Louise account, then forwarded it to him, adding a bit at the top:
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Randy,
I forwarded your mail to the scammer from the EFCC but he replied that you're a scammer and that I should stop writing to you, the same thing you said to me about him.
How do I know which one of you is the scammer and which one is real?
See what he wrote below and please help me.
Forwarded Mail :
Geez Louise,
the other man is the scammer ok you have to listen to me and adhere to my instruction. i advice you stop all contact with him he is an imposter.
i will handle all your document ok and you will get your ATM Mastercard i work for determining fraud which is from my country and he is just a scam.
reply me soonest. |
11 times. He put my name in his reply 11 times. He's disappointed with me.
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AM VERY DISAPOINTED(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
How are you doing today Geez Louise,you are still communicating with this so call EFCC person that have promise you to pay you your
ATM,have you send him your information because the email he sent you,he told you that he will handle all your document that means he his with it already Geez Louise,if that is right am very
disappointing,but if you wish to continue with him is left for you, is
you choice Geez Louise.
I have given you my word that as soon as you are able to come up with the delivery fee as you have stated in your email to me and send me the payment information that is all you need to do and stop having a second thought about me Geez Louise i have ask you to stop every thing you are having with this man he can not help you he will only be collecting the little money you have work for,am doing this for you because you have been SCAM before and i do not want you to go that process again Geez Louise but you do not want to listen to me.Due you no my position here in my office an a God fearing person i have a wife an four kids which i can not involve myself,because it will bring down my image which i will not allow that to happen to me and my family.
Please ones again i will advice you to delete every email you receive from this so call EFCC man Geez Louise,
I could have loved to talk to you on phone,that is while you have to try your best and cornet your phone ones you receive your paycheck
Geez Louise If you can see their is a place he uses what i keep on telling you that you should (adhere to my instruction) that will show you that is his a SCAMER not me Geez Louise okay
i wait to read from you if you are still ready to receive your ATM
MASTER CARD through me Geez Louise.
take care and have a wonderful day. |
I'll probably "cornet" my phone once I get my paycheck, but might not have any money left for his fee if I do that. |
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Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:34 pm |
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Geez Louise.....I love the name.
When my sons were little I used phrases like Geez Louise and No Way Jose instead of using any expletives around them and they loved to repeat them...but boy, it's been quite a few years since I've heard them. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

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Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:02 pm |
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Perfect name for me to use if I ever add another character to the bait! Thanks.
Rand Beers really wants me to stop talking to the other "lad", and get my phone working again.
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DELETE ANY EAMIL THE SO CALL EFCC GUY WILL BE SENDING TO YOU ,OR YOU SEND IT TO ME OKAY(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
Thank you for getting back to me Geez Louise,i have been telling you about this guy but you think am stupid about what an saying,but i thank GOD that you have find out by yourself that the EFCC guy is a SCAMER that he have already SCAM your before Geez Louise.i will still advice you to delete any email he will be sending to you or you send it to me okay Geez Louise so that i will keep my eye on him for the authority to pick him up from here okay.
As soon as you get your check try as much you can to pay for your phone bill okay so that we can have easy communication on development regarding your ATM MASTER CARD is very important you do that Geez Louise okay,i have promise you that i will make sure you receive your ATM MASTER CARD ones you are able to come up with the fee you are ask to pay.
Am a man of my word i put my family first in everything i do Geez Louise you are a woman and i no how you fill but i must tell you that all will be fine soon ones you listen to me okay.
I wait to read from you soon Geez Louise have a nice day. |
I replied:
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Hi Randy,
Thank you for all the time you spend writing to me. I got another email from the guy at the EFCC and forwarded it to you.
I'm glad that you know how a woman feels about all of this hard to understand email. I'm still scared, though, about who is real.
I will get my phone bill paid when my check comes on Friday. |
I wrote another email from the EFCC account and forwarded it to him. I'm going to eventually copy pieces of his own emails and use them, so far I just snagged the subject line, and am trying to mirror his language use.
Forwarded fake recovery scam email:
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Subject: STOP TALKING TO ALL SO CALLED SECURITY
To: Geez Louise
Geez Louise you have to stop emails from so called security man who is just trying to steal more money from you he is the scammer who took money from you and wants to take more from you ok
we know who he is and will interrogate and arrest him soon. stop all messages with him you have to make the payment to us soon as you get your check. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

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Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:55 pm |
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Nice one, Bware.
My baiting name is in this email 12 times:
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i have a family which i can not allow the things of the world to dis troy what i have build for years Geez Louise.
Attention:Geez Louise
i receive your email to me Geez Louise,and i have seen the email the so called EFCC guy sent to you that am trying to SCAM you of your money again that's very strange to me,i want to ask you Geez Louise have you sent any money to me in the past i want to know okay.Geez Louise do you tell the so call guy that you will receive your check on Friday,i need an answer to that,he equally tells you to send him the money you are ask to pay,if you do that you will never see your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise so you have to be very careful so that you will not put yourself into another condition you will not like,i have a wife are home i no how she fills when something is bordering her so fill free okay and do not be scared soon you will smile and give God the glory Geez Louise.
Ones again Geez Louise stop writing this guy and adhere to my
directives and instruction,about your phone ones you are been paid you try as much as you can to pay for the bills Geez Louise so that we will have easy communication about your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise okay.
You due not have to have to be sacred,everything still depend on you if you chose to listen to me is left for you,i will not for onesdeceive you Geez Louise because the Lord will punish me if i go against his will i have a family which i can not allow the things of this world to dis troy what i have build for years Geez Louise.
i wait to read from you soon have a nice day. |
My reply:
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Thank you, Randy. You spend so much time writing to me. Your time doing this is more important to me than you know.
I will stop writing to the EFCC guy. I will forward you emails if he sends them to me, ok?
I did pay him money before, I told you that. Yes, he asked for more money and that's why I thought he was a scammer. I told him I didn't have more money until I get paid, but I won't pay him again when I get my paycheck.
I will do as you have asked and make sure to get my phone bill paid.
You sure do understand women!
Love,
Geez |
I immediately wrote back to myself at my EFCC email address, and will reply back to my Geez account from that address, so that I can forward it to Randy tomorrow. I don't think I've ever emailed myself so much before. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

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Mon Apr 20, 2015 6:28 pm |
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Oh no!!! The EFCC scammer has hacked Randy's email account!
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I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT THE EFCC GUY HAVE HACK MY EMAIL YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL HE HIS A WICHED PERSON
Attention:Geer
How are you doing doing today,i want to inform you that the EFCC guy have hack my email address so i decided to open a similar name with the first one do not write me again on that email address again you should be reaching me on this ([email protected])i did this because of security okay,i will please advice you not to send my new email address to that EFCC guy again bear that in mind okay.
You have to but yourself together soon everything will be fine ones
you are been able to come up with the fee you are ask to pay,an please you have to do something about your phone so that things will be moving according i will also remind you not to write the EFCC guy again i have find out that he his distracting your attention on how you will receive you ATM MASTER CARD .
I wait to read from you soon and make sure you listen to what i have told you,have a nice day |
His first email account returns bounces, so obviously got shut down. It's clear proof that shutting down accounts does NOT help victims.
I replied:
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Randy,
Is he dangerous? Will he hack my email too?
Please write back right away. |
I also forwarded him the latest email from the EFCC "scammer". It's made out of copy and pastes of lines from Randy's own emails, with a couple of words added. It also happens to include the text of an email from Geez TO my EFCC account after Randy told her not to write to him again.
| Geez, to the fake scammer wrote: |
Randy Beers said that you are a scammer and I think he's right because I already sent you money and now you're asking me for money again. Where's my ATM card???? Randy Beers said that you have to send me my money back or they will arrest you.
Geez |
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Attention Geez Louise;
you have nothing to worried about your ATM MASTER CARD if only you will adhere to my instruction that all you need to see you ATM MASTERCARD Geez Louise. i will advice you not to communicate with that man that made you to believe in him that he works with the homeland security. As soon as you receive your paycheck all you have to do is for you to send the required last fee via bank transfer to my account here.
Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde
Chairman Compensation Payment Committee
National Assembly Abuja Nigeria |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

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This lad is priceless. He's practically baiting himself. He also didn't notice that I used his own sentences to make the fake EFCC scammer's email to Geez.
In response to the above, he sent a bunch of emails with very little response from me.
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YOU HAVE TO OPEN A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS Geez Louise
Attention:Geez Louise
i receive your email in my desk not quiet long,and i must tell you to
keep away from this so called EFCC guy if you no you want to receive your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise,i have been telling you about this guy you find it very difficult to believe me,about your email he have hack it all so that he will be monitoring our conversation on things regarding your ATM MASTER CARD.
Geez Louise please i beg you in the name of our LORD JESUS CHRIST not for any reason you will send my email or yours to that SCAMER i have worn you several time you do not want to listen to me you have seen what you have cost,about your email address he have also hack it if he can hack mine we are in a serious condition now Geez Louise you have to be very careful now i will advice you to open a new email address so that we can be communicating through their is very important you do
that okay.
I am doing my possible best to make sure you receive your ATM MASTER CARD and stop disturbing yourself on that so call EFCC guy Geez Louise who is doing what aver he can to SCAM you again.but this time he will not suicide okay.
I wait to read from you soon. |
I didn't even have time to answer the mail before he sent more emails.
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HAVE YOU OPEN THE NEW EMAIL I ASK YOU TO OPEN Geez Louise
Attention:Geez Louise
How are you doing today,i write to inform you that am still waiting to
read from you regarding my last email to you,i have advice you to open a new email address you no the EFCC guy have hack your email address you are using before so their is need you open a new one Geez Louise.
I will advice you not to send my email to that so called EFCC guy or
your own email too to him,he his a very wicked man and very
dubious,you have to be very careful okay.
Geez Louise soon you will receive your ATM MASTER CARD,i will like you to send me your full information again because it has to be documented in your file okay.
wait to read from you soon Geez Louise |
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I NEED TO NO WHAT IS HAPPENING(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
I have not hard from you,hope all is well.with you.
get back to me i need to no what is happening okay Geez Louise. |
I replied to the last one:
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| Isn't this email address the one you said was hacked? Is this the scammer writing to me from Randy's account? |
I thought he'd be annoyed, but he's quite pleased with me for asking. Also note: I've been calling him Randy for a while, even though he was using the name Rand Beers. He's switched to the name Randy.
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I AM WRITING YOU THROUGH MY ACCOUNT(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
I receive your mail and i must tell you that i understand what you
said,you are now been careful Geez Louise i like that,this is the email the EFCC guy hacked ([email protected])that is the email i have been using in writing you but i find out that he hack it three days ago and i decided to open a new one which
is([email protected])i am the one writing you (Mr Randy)and am writing you through my own account Geez Louise i like your observation,but you have nothing to worried about.
I was only telling you to open a new account because i did not want
the EFCC guy to no about this your new account we will use in reaching each other for our own good,but if you can not open a new account is left for you,am doing all this for you because i do not want you to lose your ATM MASTER CARD to imposters Geez Louise.
Try as much as you can to pay for your phone bill so that we can have easy communication about your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise,do not send your number to that EFCC guy i beg you in the name of our LORD JESUS CHRIST please he is only their to SCAM you of your money.
I want to ask you something Geez Louise are you still writing the EFCC guy or forward my email to him.
wait to read from you soon. |
I think it's funny that he's more interested in me paying my phone bill than paying his fees. |
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Baiting Guru

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Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:59 pm |
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I think he's getting sick of me. I can nearly hear the exasperation in his writing about the other scammer.
In response to his last email, I told him that I had to keep writing to the EFCC scammer because he's dangerous and I didn't want him to be mad at me.
I wrote to my EFCC account from the Geez Account with: Are you a scammer and a hacker? I replied back to the Geez account with an email made out of copy and pastes of Randy's own writing and then forwarded it to him to show him what the EFCC scammer had written.
Randy's reply:
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I WANT YOU TO STOP WRITING THE EFCC GUY THERE IS NO WAY HE WILL GET MAD AT YOU(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
Thank you for your mail to me,i want you to stop writing the EFCC guy there is no way he will get mad at you,what did you tell the EFCC guy on your email to him,stop been scared he his writing you frequently in order for you to pity him,he is a dangerous man so you do not have to give him a chance okay.stop writing this imposter if you really want to receive your ATM MASTER CARD,I have been warning you,you keep on doing what you like i want to tell you that you are playing with your ATM MASTER CARD if you keep on writing this imposter he his only there to take the little money you have been working all your life i have warm you several time you do not want to listen to me i will not want you to hold me responsible if you do not receive your ATM MASTER CARD.
Geez Louise you are the one delaying your ATM MASTER CARD we have package it,just waiting to confirm the payment information and when sending the information you have to send it to my phone for security reason Geez Louise,i do not want to put myself in a situation where by you will send money to me and another person will pick the money up i do not want that to happen to me that is while you must send the payment information to my phone as soon as you make the payment.i am still waiting to speak to you on phone Geez Louise.
wait to read from you soon,have a nice day. |
Since he insisted I shouldn't write to the EFCC scammer again, I sent an email to the EFCC account again. I replied back from the EFCC account that he couldn't harm Geez because he is starting to have "a feeling" for her. Then I forwarded it all to Randy, plus sent this:
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Randy,
You said he is dangerous and he told me I have to answer him so that is why I answered his mail. If someone is dangerous you have to do what they tell you. I forwarded his email to you.
Thank you for helping me, Randy. I will pay my phone bill very soon! |
Randy writes such long emails in return:
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HE IS TREATING YOU TO PUT FEAR IN YOU HE HIS NOT DENGEROUS (Geez Louise)
Atteintion:Geez Louise
Thank you for your mail to me Geez Louise,about the EFCC guy he his just finding a way for you to have pity for him,he has no filling for you,i will advice you to put yourself together and forgot what ever he will try to tell you in order for you to have mercy on him.he his looking for a way to SCAM you of your money again if you do not take your time Geez Louise,you have paid him thousands of dollar for your ATM MASTER CARD before <<<--- I have?? and till now you have not gotten it,i want to ask you his it now he want to make sure you receive your ATM MASTER CARD,Geez Louise.
You have to be wise if not the EFCC guy will SCAM you again.i will
like you to ask him what about the money you have send to him several times what he use the money for,you have to be very careful if you wish to receive your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise i will not say anything again about the EFCC guy is left for you if you want to continue with him or not,i was only a sign to make sure you receive you ATM MASTER CARD okay.
Geez Louise he is not dangerous he can not harm you,he his treating you to put fear in you okay.you have to be very careful because you will receive your ATM MASTER CARD this week if you make the payment,about your phone you will try and do it because is very important now,we need to be talking on phone now Geez Louise.
Wait to read from you soon.and have a nice day. |
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Dear Randy,
How do you know he is lying about his feelings? Who would spend so much time writing emails full of lies and fake stories? That sounds like something only a crazy person would do. You said that you want me to ask him about the money I sent so I will email him again and I will let you know what he says.
I will get paid tomorrow and will pay my phone bill! |
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| Who would spend so much time writing emails full of lies and fake stories? |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

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Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:59 pm |
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^^^ Glad you both enjoyed that!
Meanwhile, my Geez character paid her phone bill when she got her paycheck yesterday. It's not yet apparent to him that this means she can't make the payment of the ATM card fees.
First he explained about the EFCC scammer some more:
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Attention:Geez Louise
How are you doing today Geez Louise,he his spending so much time in writing you because he has no order means in lying to you,he want to use email to make you so that you will believe what he is saying to you he is a dangerous guy who specialize in SCAMING people of their money Geez Louise you have to be wise by now okay,
The EFCC guy will find something to say in order to make you believe that you will receive your ATM MASTER CARD through him,but that is a big liar okay,
Geez Louise i want you to make sure you call me tomorrow, i want us to talk on phone,this in my cell phone number +234 xxxxxxxx .we are only waiting for you to make the payment of $175 and send us the information you will receive your ATM MASTER CARD within 48hrs.
This is the information you will use in making the payment
Blah blah blah
snipped boring payment details |
I replied:
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Hi Randy!
I paid my phone bill today and can't wait to talk to you: My k7 number.
I didn't email the EFCC guy back. Why would he lie about having feelings for me? That makes no sense - it's not going to get him any of my money. Plus, I don't care if he likes me, because you're much nicer to me.
How do you send information to a cell phone, anyway?
Love,
Geez |
He seemed pretty happy:
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Attention:Geez Louise
How are you doing today,and happy weekend to you and your family Geez Louise,am happy to hear that you have paid your phone bill i have seen your cell phone number too,i could advice you to stop stalking to that EFCC guy okay,he cant help you get your ATM MASTER CARD so keep off from him if you wish to see your ATM MASTER CARD.
I want to ask you if your cell phone send SMS,and if your phone those that this is the information i need you to send to me via SMS after you have made the payment,and if you can not send it through SMS you can give me a call,and call the information to me on phone Geez Louise
okay.
AMOUNT SEND.......................
SENDERS NAME:.......................
SENDERS ADDRESS:........................
CELL PHONE NUMBER:.........................
MTCN NUMBER:...................................
I wait to read from you regarding the payment information Geez Louise.
Have a nice day and may God guide and protect you and your family. |
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Hi Randy,
I don't know how to send an SMS (what is that?). I can try to call you after I make the payment, but can you send me your number again? There's plenty of time since I can't make the payment until I get paid again.
Of course I will keep off the EFCC guy - I wouldn't get on him just because he said he had feelings for me. Do you think I would do that with someone I barely know? Plus, he's far away from me. |
No reply yet, but I just got a message on my k7 number asking about the payment and emailed to ask if it was him (because it might be the scammer). I'm waiting for the reaction when he realizes the problem. He's not very bright so I might have to explain the problem to him directly. |
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And, here's the reaction. He's getting a little frantic.
First he emailed me obviously not having seen my email to him yet. He sent this:
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WHILE ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MY OFFICE IF YOU DO NOT NO AM OLD TO BE YOUR FATHER(Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
I receive your mail and i must tell you that i did not understand what you mean by you can not make the payment until you get paid again.i want to inform you that am not here for child's play Geez Louise,if you can not be able to send the fee today you should forget about your ATM MASTER CARD and go on with the EFCC guy okay,do you no when you make this promise that as soon as you receive your pay check you will send the require fee,you think this office have that time to west on you,we only accept your request before due to you promise to send the
fee ones you are been paid.
I try calling you but your cell phone was on answering machine this is my number +234 xxxxxxxxx,
Geez Louise you have this money with you now.what is holding you from making this payment ones and for all,or have you send money to some else Geez Louise,i don't no what is going on.
wait to read from you soon Geez Louise |
I didn't reply, but this is what I had sent him before:
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Randy, did you just try calling me? I got a message but couldn't understand anything and I hope it wasn't the scammer. Can you call me again? This time, very clearly say a code word "FOUR CALLING BIRDS" when I answer so that I know it is you and not the scammer. I'm out shopping and might not have a signal the whole time so if you get voicemail, leave it on the message and I'll try to call you back.
xo
Geez |
Then he must have seen my email, because he called and left two more messages on my k7 number including the code word. (See B8er's post here for the 12 days of Christmas challenge: https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=263470)
I can barely understand what he says, though.
I haven't emailed him back, and he's just sent this:
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CALL ME NOW (Geez Louise)
Attention:Geez Louise
I try calling you again your phone still on answering machine go
through your email,i still mention the code you gave to me and this is it "FOUR CALLING BIRDS" call me.
Get back to me now |
I'll let him stew and see what else he does. Then I'll tell him the bad news about using all my money for my phone bill. |
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Since the above post, I've been trying to make him British, trying to get a romance angle, and trying to get an apology from him for ME not paying the fee.
He called my k7 number a lot, but didn't always leave messages, and sent a few boring emails that said "Call me now".
My mail:
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Hi Randy!
I got your messages. You have a weird accent. Are you British? (not that there's anything wrong with that). I was just surprised. I don't know why you're so frantic - I did what you said and paid my phone bill. I thought you knew that meant I can't pay the fee right now. My phone was shut off because the bill was so high. Next paycheck it won't be a problem to pay the fee, though.
Love,
Geez |
He apparently did read my previous mails, and wasn't pleased with my shopping.
Here are the highlights from his next mail to me:
| Randy wrote: |
| you have promise to pay ones you receive your paycheck,and now you are changing what you have said to use previously that's unfair,if you do not want to get your ATM MASTER CARD you should simply say it to this office so that we will cancel your ATM MASTER CARD Geez Louise, |
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| Randy wrote: |
You wrote in your mail that you are out shopping for yourself,is shopping more important than your ATM MASTER CARD,all this money you use in shopping is more that enough to get you your ATM MASTER CARD,how much were you ask to pay just $175 dollar and you have spent more than that on your shopping Geez Louise,you are playing with myintelligences Geez Louise i take you as my wife which i can not allow
what is not good to happen to her ,but you want to take me as a foul which i will not take from Geez Louise |
My reply:
| Geez Louise wrote: |
Hi Randy,
I was going to pay the fee when I got my paycheck, but you said to pay my phone bill! You said it over and over again, that talking on the phone was the most important thing, so I paid my phone bill instead.
If that's not what you mean, it was a mistake, and I will forgive you again, but please be more clear next time.
Yes, I was shopping yesterday, but I didn't say I was shopping for myself at all. I was with my sister. She is going through treatment for cancer and needed some clothes because she's lost so much weight. She paid for her own clothes, not me, but I don't think it's any of your business, anyway, and I expect you to apologize for yelling at me about it.
You said you were taking me as a wife? What? I don't remember you asking me to be your wife. Do you have feelings for me now? If you do, I think we can work this out, but please tell me what is really going on.
Also, why do you have a British accent?
Love, Geez |
He sent several mails over the next few days. I think I replied to one of them.
Highlights:
I made his accent British.
| Randy wrote: |
i want to ask you Geez Louise, are you giving me that assurance that by next Friday you will be able to get the required fee you are ask to pay in other for you to receive you ATM MASTER CARD.
The ATM MASTER CARD is yours we no that okay,is just that you are wasting time in getting the fee Geez Louise. <---I had told him they can't just take away my compensation from being scammed.
about my accent i did my masters at (BRITAIN)
Geez Louise you no i told you that i have a wife with kids here,but i
must tell you that you are a good woman every man will like to be
with, |
He doesn't like my k7 number, but apparently calls it a lot.
| Randy wrote: |
| i have try calling you on phone but it keeps on going to voice messenger Geez Louise |
He apologized about the shopping comment:
| Randy wrote: |
| Am really sorry for the health of your sister my greeting to her okay,i thought you are out shopping for your self am sorry for that Geez Louise, |
He isn't interested in romance, yet.
| Randy wrote: |
| I said i took you as my wife because i will not allow anything bad to happen to you,due to the hard times you have past through about getting your ATM MASTER CARD,no time i mention to you that i want you to be my wife okay. |
His accent is definitely British. (Not. )
| Randy wrote: |
| My British accent i attended school there. |
He sent a few more mails, asking what was going on since he hadn't heard from me, and if I was ok.
I finally replied:
| Geez wrote: |
Hi Randy,
I'm ok. I was pretty sad because you were mad at me. I promised you I would pay my phone bill and I did pay it, but then you were upset with me even though I was trying my best. Plus, I thought you sort of liked me but then you reminded me that you have a wife.
Are you still mad at me?
Love,
Geez |
In his most recent mail, he extends the due date for the fee until my next paycheck and I guess we can talk about romance after I pay the fee. Note that I have done nothing to make him mad at me, so not paying the fee wasn't my fault. Not a real apology, but at least he's accepting responsibility.
Highlights of last email:
| Randy wrote: |
How are you doing today?and happy weekend to you and your family Geez Louise,i want to tell you that am not mad at you okay,what have you done that will make me to be mad at you,you have done nothing Geez Louise i want to tell you that am not upset with you is just that the authority have been disturbing me of the promise we made to them ever before that we did not come up with Geez Louise,and now they have give us one week from today to come up with the delivery of the fee which is $175,please i want you to try your possible best to come up with the fee so that they can proceed with the shipment of your ATM MASTER card to the address you have provided to my office.
Geez Louise you are a nice woman which every man will like to be,i have not seen you face to face but i no to me that you are such a good woman,i told you that i have a wife,(YES I SAID SO)because am a responsible man that will not like to distroy my image in what ever i do i put my family first,Geez Louise i want you to get your ATM MASTER CARD first and then we can talk about the order things okay i need you o be happy you have gone through pains in order for you to get your ATM MASTER CARD.
What is wrong with your cell phone any time i try to call you it will
be on voice messenger. |
I'm trying to decide the game plan for when my next paycheck comes next Friday. Nothing big and dramatic, just something that won't be my fault. I'm thinking that Western Union might warn me about sending money. Suggestions? |
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Masterful manipulation!
This lad has no idea who he's up against. |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru

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Just to say I absolutely love this line:
| Geez Louise wrote: |
| Your time doing this is more important to me than you know. |
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru

Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18312

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Glad you appreciated that, Branwen. I like to amuse myself in little ways.
Thanks, Juan. He's a little less compliant as he becomes increasingly frustrated with no payment from me, but he's still going strong. He seems to like new wrenches thrown in the works. Or maybe that's just me.
Since I last updated:
Even though he hadn't left a voicemail indicating this, I sent him an email asking him about the new email address and different accent on an urgent voicemail from him.
He went with the flow. Snippet from his response:
| Scammer wrote: |
my accent sounded differently because i was angry that every time i call you your cell phone will be on voice message.
Geer louise we have upgrade our system and this is my new email |
He also asked:
| Quote: |
I want to ask you do you have husband and kids?i need and answer to
that question okay |
My reply:
| Geez wrote: |
Hi Randy,
I'm confused because this isn't the email address that was in the voice message. It was a whole different name and it was a yahoo email address, and the voice didn't sound like you at all. It was hard to understand, so I'm not sure what the message you left was. Do you want me to use this email address or the yahoo one from the voice message?
I don't have a husband or kids.
Sorry about the voicemail on my phone - I have really bad service and don't have a signal sometimes, even when I'm at home I have to go stand outside sometimes. The company told me it's because my phone is so old that it doesn't read all of the newer networks. I wish I could get a new phone, but I can't right now.
If you leave me a message when you call, I can check it when I have a signal and then email you back. Can you give me your number again? Maybe I can try to call you.
I hope you're having a good day.
xo |
He catches on to the other voicemail bit:
| Scammer wrote: |
| i want you to no that i did not send you any yahoo email and i did not also send a voice message to you,you have to be careful, |
He doesn't want me to get any ideas about getting a new phone:
| Scammer also wrote: |
| I want to advice you to forget getting a new phone because i no you do not have the money to do that, very soon when you receive your ATM MASTER CARD you will then have enough money to get any type of cell phone you need |
and, what's with this question?
| Scammer wrote: |
| I want to ask you are you sure you do not have a husband and kid why? |
My reply, maybe I should buy a new phone?
| Geez wrote: |
Hi Randy,
Thank you for explaining about the phone message. I didn't think it was you. That's why I asked, because you know I don't like to make mistakes with any of this and always want to do my best to do the right thing. I'm glad I checked with you! I think it was the scammer who scammed me before and I just got confused that it was you because I wasn't expecting him to call me again.
Of course I am sure that I don't have a husband and kid. That's something that people are pretty sure of. I don't have them because I didn't get married or pregnant.
I will call you if I can get my phone to work. For the fee, you know I get paid every two weeks. I don't have any money until I get paid again next Friday. Do you want me to pay the fee or buy a new phone instead so we can talk?
Love,
Geez |
He's a bit boring: Don't talk to other scammers, don't buy a phone. He's also spelling my name wrong.
| Boring Scammer wrote: |
Attention:Geer Louise
I receive your mail to me and the content is well noted Geer
Louise,you have to be very careful about the SCAMER that SCAM you before i want to tell you to cut off any call that will tell you that
he or she is here to deliver your ATM MASTER CARD to you that is a big lia,
I will advice you to pay for the fee you are ask to pay in order for
you to receive your CARD and buy a better phone of your choice because you have the money with you okay.am sure by this weekend you will be able to come up with the fee so that we can settle the shipping company that will deliver your CARD to you.
Wait to read from you soon Geer Louise |
The next several mails were also boring. He wants the fee right away because "the authority" is insisting on it.
I don't have the money, can he pay it for me? No, he can't.
He starts getting pushier as my next payday comes closer. Next few mails have things like this:
| Randy wrote: |
| I will advice you to send the fee by this week as you have said that you will receive your paycheck this Friday.and if you no you will not be capable of receiving your ATM MASTER CARD you should please get back to us so that we will cancel your CARD.Geez Louise |
| Quote: |
| we have given you a long time to raise the fee but i think you have wasted our time here in my office Geez Louise |
^^^
Since he's trying to control the bait, I write:
| Geez wrote: |
Hi Randy,
Why would you cancel my card? That money is rightfully mine because I was a victim of scammers. You told me before that it couldn't be cancelled.
I was asking before if you would pay the fee for me and I would pay you back once I get the card - I wasn't asking you to take it off the card - I meant pay for it yourself, personally, since you know I will have lots of money to pay you back once I get the card.
It doesn't matter now, though, because I get paid tomorrow and will have the money.
But, if you're accusing me of wasting time and threatening to cancel my card, maybe I shouldn't trust you.
Let me know if I can trust you or not, and if you're going to apologize for being so rude.
I can go to pay the fee tomorrow after work. Only problem is that I don't know how to use Western Union. Do I just go to any place with one of their signs and tell them I want to send money?
Let me know, and let me know if you're going to be nice to me or if I should try to call your supervisor and deal with him instead. |
| Scammer wrote: |
Attention:Geez Louise
How are you doing today and is been long i hard from you hope you are fine Geez Louise,i receive your mail and i want to tell you that i understand the content of your mail to me,i want to tell you that i was not the one to cancelled your ATM MASTER CARD is the authority that is disturbing me and they told me that is been long we promise to pay for the delivery of your CARD but we keep on delaying them that is why they told me that if we can not come up with the fee by this Friday that they will have it cancelled and i do not want that to happen to your ATM MASTER CARD.
Geez Louise,as soon you receive your paycheck you should go to any Western Union or Money Gram around you and send the fee,when you get there ask them you want to send money and make sure they post the money before you live their okay,if they ask you if you no the person you are sending the money to tell them yes that you no the person okay i do not want to delay your CARD Geez Louise,and this is the information ones again you will use in sending the fee.
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Geez Louise i want to tell you that i have been nice to you ever since we have been talking concerning your ATM MASTER CARD and am here to make sure you receive your CARD.
Ones my office receive the payment information from you today,we will proceed with the delivery of your fund to you and make sure you send all your full information again because my office do not want to make any mistake Geez Louise okay.
I wait to read from you with the payment information today |
He sent a couple more emails once it was Friday (payday!), asking nicely about payment details. He also left a voicemail.
I blamed my inability to pay on Western Union, and still want an apology for some undetermined slight. I love making them apologize for absolutely nothing.
| Quote: |
Randy,
I tried to make the payment but the person wouldn't let me send it. She said it is a scam! I told her I knew you and that I had to make the payment or else my card would be cancelled and she said that she could not let me send it from her store.
So I went to another store and they still wouldn't let me, and they made me read a bunch of stuff about scams in Nigeria.
I don't know what's going on and I still don't understand how the card can be cancelled when I'm trying my best to get this done!!!!!!!!!!
Call me right away, and speak clearly when you call!
By the way, you didn't really apologize for being mean before.
Love you,
Geez |
He does apologize, with a blanket apology since he doesn't know what he did wrong (and neither do I! ). He also advises I do whatever it takes for Money Gram to allow me to send the payment.
| Randy wrote: |
Attention:Geez Louise
How are you doing today,i receive your mail and i want to tell you
that i understand the content of your mail,i will advice you to go to
any MONEY GRAM OFFICE around you and send the money since the WESTERN UNION OFFICE did not allow you to send it thruogh there office,you have to send this fee becuase is what is delaying your ATM MASTER CARD from not getting to you.
Geez Louise when you get there you have to speack bold and tell them you are sending this fee to Nigeria for your uncle that is not filling fine and the money is for his treatment you have to convice them,do what ever you have to do to make sure they allow you send the fee.i have try calling you,your phone is always on voice message Geez Louise,i will advice to send this fee today when you woke up this mornning okay.
I apologize to you for the things i say to you that you do not like. do not be offended okay.
Wait to read from you today with the payment information. |
I'm sure I'll have problems using Money Gram, too. |
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I absolutely love reading your baits Ima! I learn a lot I must say and I can almost hear the lad saying out loud while he's typing "Geez Loise"  |
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