My Benin Boy is WAY off script and I have no idea ...

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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:21 pm

Yeah, can't figure out what the hades he's saying, but it sounds important:

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hello Mr Michelle listing to me this is get two much
how cant you blive me i told you that ones you have send the money them your will receive your found with out any more delay you are delay me two much what is going on how can you send this money i can see that you are no ready for this your cabbage
okay since you are no ready lime cause your name for transition
them you hold your money i tink that you are very stupid man
since you are delay me fo nothing why all you need now is to go and send the money okay with the information i giev you okay and stop delay go are send it today so that you can abel to pack up your first payment all time okay stop connect people for this littel hope you have now no one love you for this just go annd it

This after 3 failed trips to the Western Union to pay the $185 to get my compensation fund from the IMF. Darn ... if only I knew what he was trying to tell me! But whatever he's saying, it must be desperate!

This was sent 18 hours ago followed by no less than SIX emails after it including one very poorly done spoofed Bank of Africa email:

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:25 pm

Here's one of the other 6, too, translation please? Laughing

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hello my dear this is what you can do now please i need your full information so that your can abel to receive all your money your address and your phone number that is only thing you can do now okay go to money gram and send it western then no link you people to grow up

I guess I will make another trip to MG and tell them I need to send WU ....

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how cant you blive me i told you that...

congratulate him that it's a new thing to leave out the ' in any words, turning "it's" into "its" and "can't" into "cant", however, people nowadays don't write "cant" anymore, instead they write EDIT: the same word but with an u instead of an a, and so should he do (and cun instead of can).

he's also doing very well at writing cabbage instead of garbage. he should get a congratulation on that Twisted Evil

additionally, he seems to be very upset with you, that you are too stupid to do the deal right, but several messages sent in a short period of time indicate that he is still eager to conduct the transaction. maybe let him wait for another day... hey, today it's sunday... you have to go to church all day long (they love christians).

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:38 pm

^^^ Excellent advice, I will heed it. Sundays are my day to be one with nature since I'm a naturologist and we have strict rituals we must adhere to otherwise the fairies won't provide us the dust we need to see beyond this spiritual tree realm into the next cloud amongst the flying dragons.

So yeah, he'll wait until tomorrow Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:02 pm

Hmm, pixies, fairy dust and dragons. You could talk back to him along those lines, In order to send money by MG you have to consult the spiritual realm and get their blessing, you can't send it on Monday as the stars are not aligned, Tuesday, well the Runes say yes but the Feng Shui, says wait. What does he think? wait until Wednesday, or go with Tuesday?

I'm thinking that I might try this with Evangelist Peters. See what that does to him.