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CryHavoc
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Joined: 28 Feb 2013
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:48 pm |
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Ilya has a problem. He has £15 million worth of £100 notes, but they're totally useless to him as they've been coated in some black chemical stuff or something.
Fortunately for him there exist companies that will offer to clean his money for him so he can spend it.
Enter Mr Groberg Marketing Manager of Zenith Laboratory in Turkey, which specialises in the cleaning of these defaced banknotes.
After some emails back and forth involving whether £100 notes are real or not, (they are, but they're only issued by Scottish banks), and Mr Groberg becoming upset over finding out that Ilya was also in discussions with another company over the cleaning of his money, Mr Groberg finally agreed to send a technician to clean Ilya's money for him, and sent a nice invoice for this service yesterday.
Enter Elvis the technician and associate, who apparently flew in from South Africa last night to do this job, but probably didn't.
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/elvis1
Elvis arrives at a nice hotel in Berwick
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/elvis3
Reception confirmed that Elvis has indeed checked in, so its time things start going wrong for Elvis
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/elvis4
Its time to get him out of that nice hotel and on the road again. |
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 Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
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Nailgunner
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Joined: 01 May 2008
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:57 pm |
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Nice moves  |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Joined: 10 Oct 2010
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:00 pm |
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great
he really likes it... |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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metamit
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Joined: 01 Jun 2014
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:12 pm |
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CryHavoc
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Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:15 pm |
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He may actually have flown in for this. 
Listen in the background and someone's getting told off for driving on the wrong side of the road.
At this point I have no idea where he really is.
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/elvis5
He's had enough, and heading home.
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/elvis6
I hope you enjoyed your little trip Elvis.
Big thanks to Nailgunner and the Dane for your support and advice. |
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Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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Joined: 10 Oct 2010
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:04 pm |
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ask him for the tickets for a reimburstment.  |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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CryHavoc
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:00 pm |
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Mr Groburg wants to know what happened
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/mrgroburg2
And after he speaks with Elvis
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/mrgroburg3
So as he asked I call Elvis back for one last attempt to resolve our problem.
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/elvishasleft
Then a final call to Mr Groburg
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/mrgroburg4
The question now is will Mr Groburg find a new agent able and willing to clean Ilya's money? |
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Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson |
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CryHavoc
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:40 am |
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This may not be over yet.
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Good morning Mr,
I have given your phone number to another technician that will probably call you today so you wouldn't be paying any additional cost just what we agreed upon before, so be expecting a call from him so you can arrange a meeting and please you guys should make it work this time. We want positive feedback from our client your satisfaction is our ultimate gold.
Thanks
Regards
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Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson |
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Mr. Labowski
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Joined: 19 Sep 2013
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:32 am |
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Lad: "What is going on?"
You: "What's going on is your agent just f$%&ed me over!"
Fantastic! |
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Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
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CryHavoc
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Joined: 28 Feb 2013
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Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:30 am |
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Another email from Mr Graham last night
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Dear Mr ,
Accept greeting's from me at this time, i have just heard from the technician he just confirmed that he is UK now . I hope that this time the meeting would be successful so we can do your job . I want you to understand what we are doing for you it's first of it's kind that we dispatch a technician without the client paying upfront so i hope the trust that i have entrusted in you wouldn't go in vain and note that he is not so vest with the UK keep me posted with any latest developments.
Thanks
Best Regards
Graham
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Mr Graham is concerned and called this morning to ensure that I'd read his emails and knew that the new technician had arrived in the UK, and was due to arrive in Lowick today.
I also spoke with the new technician Mr Patrick last night and again this morning, and he's about to start on his safari.
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/patrick1
He's coming by car, what could possibly go wrong this time? |
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Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson |
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CryHavoc
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Joined: 28 Feb 2013
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Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:03 pm |
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Friday traffic on the A1 along with roadworks is slowing Patrick down.
https://soundcloud.com/cryhavoc-2/patrick3 |
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Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8606
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:00 pm |
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I'm delighted that wash-wash lads are getting the treatment |
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