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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:08 pm

Hey everyone, Just wanted to share a few updates i had on the drilldo.

The previous thread was https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=263166

here is some updates.

After my last email with the diplomat the drilldo emails me this.
the drilldo writes

Quote:

Hi: <name snipped>,

Sorry for replying this late.

We had a gun battle yesterday with the insurgency and on the process,
we lost one of our strong soldier. It was not an easy battle yesterday
but I am happy we overcome all of them. We caught some of the
insurgent and has been kept as hostages here in the camp. My brother
Harry, its a long story and not some thing to talk about now until. We
are still mourning our fellow brother in Army because he was a great
soldier.

As for our business, I do hope you are taking care of it and as for
the diplomat, yes I do trust him and will not disappoint our deal. All
you need to do for smooth achievement in this deal is for you to act
accordingly.

I would like to know if he has told you where and how to send the
money to them for the obtaining of the certificate in question? If he
has, I permit you to go ahead and effect the payment to them so this
deal can be completed without anymore further delay. Also, do not
forget to forward me a copy of the payment receipt you sent for my
reference purpose.

I will be looking forward to your quick reply.

Drilldo-Capt. James Hall

I then respond to the diplomat with this

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Well howdy there kelvin,

I sure hope them folks at the issuance office and such are handling drilldo james package ok. If there is a sratch on it he goona be mad. to avoid them there stalling i got the money yesterday evening. i reckin i got some questions on sending that there money to yous. Who is that there <mule info snipped fella? you never said anything about them before. I thought i was suposed to wire you the money? Yous in iowa, is there a reason why i am suposed to wire the money to <snipped>?

he replies back with this

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Thank you for the questions.

Yes, the packages is well kept intact in their security store and wrapped up with blanket to avoid dust and scratches from staining it. Regarding to your questions, here are answer to your question;

1. Who is that there<name snipped>? She is their agent receiving officer who works as an accountant at the issuance office.

I never said any thing about her because she works with the issuance office and we only have business with the Homeland Security so you were only directed to offset the payment to <name snipped> as their payment receiving officer. After the payment is sent, a receipt will be issued in your name for proof of payment.

2. I thought i was suposed to wire you the money? Not me the money is to be wired to them for easy pick uplike I was instructed to inform you.

3. is there a reason why i am suposed to wire the money to <snipped>? No reason was given to me but every thing is perfect because that is just an information to use in sending and receiving money so it can be cashed out at any location in the states.

You have nothing to be worried about as every thing has been set in place for a safe delivery of the boxes after we obtain the certificate in your name and submit it to them for their own final confirmation.

Please, do have it sent out today as they are waiting on us and to avoid further delay on this so that I can leave here on-time if every thing is successfully completed today or tomorrow morning.

I will be waiting for your e-mail.

Thank you,

Mr. Kelvin Chapman

I email the diplomat with this.

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Kelvin i dont know about that money gram transfer. the nearest one is aleast a couple hours away. I heard them there money gram aint secure. the bank is only about 20 mins or so away. can i do a bank transfer to that <snipped>? If you can do that i can have yous money is about a hour or 2. i trust them folks at the bank there frendly and i have known the branch manager for years. If you can get me that there bank information and such. I will get that money to you today.

The diplomat responds with this

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Listen carefully<name snipped>, I just informed the Department of Homeland Security now and they said Money Gram Transfer is safe and secured to use in sending and receiving because its the method of payment they have set aside for the issuance office and also if the Money Gram transfer seems to be far from you, you can make use of Western Union Transfer but Money Gram Transfer will be more preferable because its very much fast, secured in sending and receiving money so you can go ahead and effect the payment via any of the two means given and like I said before, money gram transfer will be more preferable for quick and easy pick up.

You can find the money gram/western union outlets in any shopping mall or grocery shops in your town/city.

Please, make sure you do all your best to send out the payment today.

I will be waiting for your reply.

Thank you,

Mr. Kelvin Chapman (Diplomatic Agent)

I reply to him with this

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Do you want me to send yous money today? the nearest money gram or western union is several hours away. they close at 5 pm. Even if i left right now. they would be closed by the time i get there. if you want money today send me a bank account info and such. i can wire you that today. I called the nearest one they are closed today because of the easter weekend. My bank is open until 5. if you want the money today give me <name snipped> bank info? or you gonna have to wait untill next week untill i can get down there.that is alll i can do. If you rember i live in the country. There aint no shoping centers down here.

he replies back with this

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Yes, I wanted it sent out today so that every thing can be settled by tomorrow morning then either by Sunday or Monday I can take my leave for <address snipped>. I discussed with them here about you using her bank account to send the money but they told me her bank account is over-withdrawn and her account is for personal use not for such business so any payment wired into her account deducted. We could postponed sending of the money until next week but Mr. Mark Schounten said you should endeavor to send it out by next week Monday unfailingly since we have no other choice/option rather than you sending it by money gram transfer preferable to them.

More so, please kindly do your best on Monday and have it sent out so that when I obtain the certificate by Monday. I will leave to your state on Tuesday for the delivery of the consignment boxes once is released to me.

If I may ask, how is your wife <name snipped> doing, I do hope she is not angry with me anymore? I wish I could join you guys for the Easter Celebration but unfortunately I can not because I am stocked here until I have every thing completed here in <snipped> with the Homeland Security people. Please, do send my greetings to her.

Let me know if it will possible sending out the money on Monday?

I WISH YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD A BLISSFUL DAY AND MERRIMENT OF THIS SEASON. HAPPY EASTER!!!

Yours in service.
Mr. Kelvin Chapman

I got busy in RL this weekend. So he sent this to me this morning.

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Happy Easter Monday <name snipped>,

How are you and wife doing today and hope you both had splendid weekend?

I wrote you an e-mail on Friday after your last update about sending the payment and never heard from you.

Well, I write to let you know that I am still expecting to hearing from you as to when you will be sending the money.

Thank you for your understanding...

Yours in service,
Mr. Kelvin Chapman

and then i emailed me with this.

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Well howdy kelvin,

I hope yous had a good easter as well. <name snipped> she is doing fine. I reckin I got some bad news.
I aint gonna be able to get to that money gram office today. My ol truck starting gving me fits this morning.
Turns out it broke a ring pinon capactior this morning. I ordered the part it aint gonna be in untill tommorow morning.
I will do my best tommorw to get to the money gram office. or if you want i can go to the bank and wire you some money.
you said that<name snipped> account is overdrawn i dont mind paying it as long as you guys will pay me back.
Let me know.

So I am hoping to get me first piggy soon. Or at least make this Slime Ball suffer. Thanks again for everyone reading this.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:43 pm

You have to love him:
The Department of Homeland Security says Moneygram is secure !

Hope you had a blissful Easter full of merriment !

He's greedy he'll see he has to use the bank in the end !
I've used this to good effect a few times... so annoying when you've travelled all that far and you get this:

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:52 pm

A few more updates.

I emailed the diplomat this

Quote:

Well Howdy Kelvin,

It diffently was a long day yesterday, I sent(name snipped) to make that payment you requested yesterday. So you should see it. Can you go ahead let me know when yous are coming down here? What time do i need to pick you up at the airport?

the diplomat replies with this

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Good to hear from you <name snipped>,

Please, could you send me the sender's name, address, and the 8- digit transfer reference number it will be needed to collect the cash from the Money Gram Transfer agent outlet office.

<name snipped> your friend should have the information with him probably the money gram transfer payment receipt. You can collect it from him and attached it to me or you send me the information I requested above such as the SENDER'S NAME, ADDRESS, AND THE 8-DIGIT MONEY TRANSFER REFERENCE NUMBER.

I will be waiting for the information requested so I can forward it out for the money pick up to help procure the certificate from the issuance office.

Yours in service,
Mr. Kelvin Chapman(Diplomatic Agent)

I then get a email from the drilldo.

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It been a week now I sent you an e-mail and no reply from you.

What is wrong?

May I please know what is going on with my trunk boxes. Have you receive them?

I want to know what is going on with it now.

I reply to the drilldo with this

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Well Howdy James,

I hope all is were down there. Sorry i aint got back to you in a while.
That diplomat fellear hasn't made this stuff easy. But not to worry. I made that payment he ask fer yesterday. I couldnt leave the store but i sent <name snipped> my right hand man down theres yesterday to make that payment he was wanting. As soon as he gets down here i keep them there boxs safe for yous

Then the drilldo emails this to me.

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I am happy to hear you have offset the payment to secure the
certificate for the completion of this deal.

Please, like we have discussed previously, do make sure my boxes is
well secured in safe place because I am entrusting those boxes in your
care for the believe I have in you that you will not disappoint me.

However, how are you and your wife Anita doing? Hope you both had a
well spent Easter Holiday.

Drilldo-Capt. James Hall

The diplomat emails me this

Quote:

The information you sent will not help to get the payment out from MoneyGram.

I sent you a comprehensive e-mail that you will understand and know what is needed to receive the money by the issuance office but I still do not have the complete payment information to furnish them with for receiving the money.

I will need you to send me the his correct home address he used in sending the money and the MONEYGRAM TRANSFER REFERENCE NUMBER it will be needed at the moneygram outlet office to track the payment online.

I will not be able to come until I sort out with the requirement of the Homeland security here in Iowa. Also, I do not know why you only write me once in a day which is causing me a delay out here.

Please, provide me with the correct home address and the MONEYGRAM TRANSFER REFERENCE NUMBER it is all that is needed to enable the receiving of the money and do tell me how much was sent.

Yours in service,
Mr. Kelvin Chapman
(Diplomatic Agent).

Then i email him this.

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Well Howdy there Kelvin,

<name snipped> sent that payment by his real name which his real name is <named snipped.
<name snipped> is just a nickname my grand paps gave him when we were young.
We always just called him that.
His mailing address ************
So when are you coming out heres?

I guess he has a script for failed payments lol.

Then he sent me the exact email again today.

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The information you sent will not help to get the payment out from MoneyGram.

I sent you a comprehensive e-mail that you will understand and know what is needed to receive the money by the issuance office but I still do not have the complete payment information to furnish them with for receiving the money.

I will need you to send me the his correct home address he used in sending the money and the MONEYGRAM TRANSFER REFERENCE NUMBER it will be needed at the moneygram outlet office to track the payment online.

I will not be able to come until I sort out with the requirement of the Homeland security here in Iowa. Also, I do not know why you only write me once in a day which is causing me a delay out here.

Please, provide me with the correct home address and the MONEYGRAM TRANSFER REFERENCE NUMBER it is all that is needed to enable the receiving of the money and do tell me how much was sent.

Yours in service,
Mr. Kelvin Chapman
(Diplomatic Agent).

So I am hoping that i can wind him up. At least give him a bad weekend. Wink

Thanks DoomAngel for that that might come in handy later on.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:43 pm

How long has he been a Captain? If he has a lengthy service, with many commendations, ribbons and metals, perhaps he can be convinced that a promotion to General Drilldo (catchy phrase) is coming down the pipe.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:03 pm

Just a few more updates. The diplomat has not yet coughed up a piggy.

But he is getting a little agitated.

I sent this to him

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i dont understand why you are makin this more hard than it is. I gots that info right here, Name snipped has been doing parts run all week. I think somethin might be wrong with your mail. you sent me the same email 2 times.
<name snipped finaly gave me the money gram info. sender name is ******* ******* his physical address is ********, ****** ****
the only other number i see on here is a control number that says *****712. I aint never sent money this way befores. There you go that should be all the info you need. Now can you send them there boxes so i can keep my promise to drilldo james.

he then replies with this

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I got your e-mail.

I am not making this deal hard here you are the one who has not been doing the right thing and slowing down this deal by one, replying late and not understand instructions given. Now, another wrong mistake you sent is the control number., money gram reference number is always 8-digits in number you did sent 9 which is wrong now, is going to cause another mistake. Would you please check well on the money gram receipt and resend the correct control number because the one you sent is incorrect is meant to be 8- digits in number and not 9.

I am still awaiting your reply.

Yours in service,
Kelvin Chapman.

I sent this

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I reckin you aint got to be so hatefull about this. i told you aint never done this before and i am sorry my fingers slipped on this here keyboard. i am sorry about the wrong number here is the correct number. *****172.
You really should be nicer to folks that are just trying to help. Now that you have all the details and such. Can yous tell me when are you coming down here?

he replies back with this

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I got the info but the mistakes was much if you did check the first control number you sent, the numbers you sent was very much different from the last one you sent.

I shall inform you when I am will be leaving for your state once the issuance office confirm the money and issue me the certificate later today or tomorrow.

Do await my e-mail on my departure.

Yours in service,
Kelvin Chapman

this was on a friday i got busy in RL so i waiting until monday.
and sent this to him

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Well Howdy Kelvin,

I still haven't heard from in a while. did you get that certficate thing? You know we still have a duty to that drilldo james. to get them there boxes for him. I gave him my word that i would help him. Could yous please let me know whats going on.

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To be sincere with you I am fed up with the way things has been going on with me concerning the delivery of Drilldo Capt. James to you. I want you to know that reason why I sound this way is because the issuance officer made it known to me that the money was not sent so I am wondering if you are playing me because to think of it, the first control number you sent and the last you re-type and sent to me does not tally and completely incorrect.

Please, if you know this was not sent, do let me know because I am stressed up with all this and if you truly know it was sent, kindly attach to me the MoneyGram payment receipt your friend <name snipped> used in sending the money which you copied out the control from so that I can forward it to their office for confirmation of the sent payment to the receiver's name <name snipped>.

As for the delivery of the boxes to you on behalf of drilldo Capt. James I will act according to the instruction imposed on to act upon by my honorable captain as soon as the certificate is secured so you have nothing to be worried about it and please, do make sure you confirm if the was posted to the receiver's name if truly it was sent.

I will be looking forward to read from you.

Yours in service,
Mr. Kelvin Chapman

then this morning i sent this
He is starting to get little wound up. hehehehe

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Yous getting fed up, i am getting fed up. I gave drilldo james my word why would i mess this thing up he is a drilldo after all. you are the one who is always makin mistakes and such. you were the one that got us in this ol mess. I told you aint to good on this here computer. i sent you the right numbers and such. it figures you cant even give someone the right numbers. how long have you been a diplomat? i hope it aint very long. so you don't screw this up again. I put a copy of the recpit in this here email. yous already wasted enough time. go get that there money. then bring the boxes here. It don't get no more simplethan that. i did not send him anything just pretended to send him something Laughing

then he emailed me back this

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I do not want to sound rude or disrespectful to you but now, I can see you beginning to sound insolent to me which I will not take from you. What do you mean by all this un-meaningful words and question?

How can you tell me I am the one who always make mistakes and got this into mess. This has been my job for good 18 years now and you speak to me in such way like as I am a child in my work, if you do not know, this is my area of specialization and professionalism. Do not try to talk to me in that manner any more please...
The 8- digits reference number is not correct that is why they have been unable to get the money because the lady at the MoneyGram shop said the money is not there and was never sent so you kindly contact <name snipped> your friend to verify if the money was posted or not from the MoneyGram shop he went to send out the money.

If I MUST be sincere with you, you have been the one wasting alot of time in this assignment given to me because you write me just once in a day and also not acting accordingly and you all the time make arguments each time you write to me when you are suppose to do as I have been advised and instruct to give you directives on what to do.

I received no copy of the moneygram payment receipt in this e-mail. Please, re-attach and e-mail it to me so I can forward to the certificate issuance office for them to proceed with the issuance of the certificate to me so I can commence with the delivery of the boxes to your home address.

PLEASE, MAKE VERY SURE YOU RE-ATTACH THE MONEYGRAM PAYMENT RECEIPT TO ME. I AM URGENTLY AWAITING YOUR E-MAIL WITH THE ATTACH MONEYGRAM PAYMENT RECEIPT AS DIRECTED.

Yours in service,
Mr. Kelvin Chapman

Thanks again for reading this.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:53 pm

Ahh. Drilldo rank makes me smile everytime i see it.