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CryHavoc
Baiting Guru

Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:38 pm |
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Not that one.
By chance this lad just so happens to be using the same name as the Swede. So now this is your chance to bait Dr Mike. (Thank you Duckling for finding him.)
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Dear Friend,
I'm Dr Mike Willaims, a Libyan politician who served as the interim Prime Minister of Libya for seven and half months during the Libyan civil war
Having come through your contact information via business directory. I would like to know if you will be willing to take up our offer of becoming our business partner in your country. I am looking for a foreign reliable partner whom I can trust to handle some funds on my behalf. A deposit was made one time ago by my late boss Muammar Gaddafi in cash USD $110,000,000.00 (One Hundred and Ten million dollars) in a security vault Company in Europe in an undisclosed open beneficiary name. They have freezed most assets and funds bearing my late boss name Gaddafi's, around the world but this fund is safe because it is not in his family name and I'm the only person that knows about this deposit which I have the document.
Consequently, my status/position of the present state does not permit me to open an account or run any huge financial business at the moment, hence I contacted you to claim the funds. The necessary Legal documents will be changed to your name to enable the release of the funds to you by the Company and deliver it to your choice country where you can operate freely. Your assistance will enable us invest the funds in your country. But before we proceed you will assure me that you will not betray or abscond with the funds when it eventually released to you. Last time the government moved to officially freeze the assets held by the Libyan regime in the UK following sanctions imposed by the UN Security Council.
I will furnish you with more info as soon as I receive your response indicating your interest to partner with me and also, I will let you know about the sharing of the fund. At present I don't receive or make calls for security reasons. All communication is based on Emails. Waiting for your prompt and positive response.
Regards,
Dr Mike Willaims |
Email him at
Also, Dr Mike is lying (I know, I know who'd have thought it?) about being email only. His next email will ask for a phone number. |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:11 pm |
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Give him hell from me. |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter

Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:11 pm |
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Aww man, I'd so want to join the fray here but can't.
Give him hell. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5165
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:24 pm |
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Well, coun't me in. It'll almost be like baiting the Swede, although I suspect that the lad may be more clever. |
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Huntsman
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Posts: 992
Location: Beats me, How did I get here?

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:32 pm |
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I am in. |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter

Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:47 pm |
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Message sent. |
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The Reverand
Show Me The Goodies

Joined: 18 Oct 2014
Posts: 301

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Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:37 pm |
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yes please
Busy with RL issues but 2 baits coming to an end there boring me now and they need to be released back into the wild for now .lol.. |
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CryHavoc
Baiting Guru

Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152

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Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:48 am |
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Nothing exciting just more script.
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Dear Ilya,
I deem it a respect and honor as well as a privilege to receive your mail and to submit that the advisory content is welcomed.
However, I got your contact from your country directories.I want to trust you in this deal because I will not like to lose these funds for any reason. I believe we can work together on mutual trust and we shall achieve the success. Also, I'm willing to give 40% of the total sum and 60% for me after a successful conclusion of this deal. Also, I will be glad to invest my share in your company and we can partner together.
On this juncture, I wish to satisfy to you that the funds are readily available for claim and a legal lawyer will secure all documents in your name for claims and approval will be granted on your behalf to release the funds to your designated account.
I shall wholesomely agree with the pattern of securing the funds from the security company one after another and the funds will be transferred to your account in bits to avoid raising an eyebrow from your government authorities.
Based on the above, I will also like you to send to me a proof of your ID/Address because I barely knows you. As soon as I hear from you, I will inform you the procedures and also give you the full contact of the lawyer who will work for us in proxy to secure all documents from the legal ministries for claim and details to proceed and contact the security company.Please also send to me your phone numbers for easy communication.
I wait for your response.
I remain yours sincerely,
Dr. Mike Williams |
I've left out my short but equally boring reply.
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Dear Ilya
I acknowledged your email and noted.
I didn't receive the copy of your ID. Please kindly resend it before we proceed further.
Happy Easter to you and your family.
I remain yours sincerely,
Dr. Mike Williams |
You didn't receive it because I didn't send it. But he's somewhat off script at least.
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Dr Mike,
I had nice Easter thank you. I hope you also had nice Easter. What fun my niece and nephew had searching for eggs in garden! Easter not like this back in mother Russia I assure you. There you not hide eggs in case of losing them! Food not easily come by and seeing waste in West like this was big shock when I emigrated I assure you!
Ah, but this different culture and they have different ways and was fun for children. Is important let children be children you understand? So many around the world not able be like this, is sad. |
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Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson |
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Huntsman
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Posts: 992
Location: Beats me, How did I get here?

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Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:49 pm |
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He is back in.
he sent me a second script just like the one above I sent this to him.
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Well Howdy there Mike,
I hopes you had a good easter. we had a good one. My wife (snipped) and I had folks that work fer me at my parts store come by and eat dinner with us. Anyways on your mail there. I am not sure what yous sayin there. id/address are you asking for my Idaho address? We dont live in idaho even though i hears it nice during the summer. I sure love to help yous out with that busniess deal and such. I figured since we yous and I gonna be partners and such. Down here partners split it down 50%. Kinda like that old saying 2 birds at door, means you got 4 squirels unders your stairs. You know what i mean? Anways let me know if you do the 50% and what we need to do get this here deal a going. |
after a few days no response i sent him a poke with this.
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Well Howdy Mike,
I havent heard from you. yous ok? Are we still gonna do that there deal you was talking about?
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and finally he emailed me today with this.
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Greeting to you and to your family, I apologise for my late response as I had been on the road due to this transaction, I was at Switzerland but now I am back in the United Kingdom to assist in the release of the funds to you.
Be informed that the funds are being held in an investment offshore bank and before the bank will release such funds to you they shall require some legal documentations which the lawyer shall provide and your identification for a routine check so do take note of this.
The funds in question has been deposited as a fixed deposit in a Swizz numbered account of the Swizz bank through the Intelligent Investment Bank (I.I.B) of England acting as the intermediary bank. Note that numbered accounts do not disclose the personal information of the holders but only the information of the beneficiary, this information will be changed to your name.
To proceed we shall sign an agreement stating that we are partners in this venture. Also the agreement will state that we will be sharing the funds between us equally in a ratio of 50%-50% each which is reasonable given that we are both committed to this business. Attached is a copy of the agreement which I have signed my own column, sign your own column and send me back a signed copy as soon as possible.
Once I receive a signed copy of the agreement I shall direct you to the bank, you shall then contact the bank and request a change of the beneficiary name to your own and instruct them to transfer the funds into your own personal account.
Importantly note that only 10% of the total fund is due for collecting now, this is the sum of 11 Million dollars only. The remaining balance will crystallize every other year at the same rate of 10% consecutively.
Find attached a copy of the agreement.
I remain yours sincerely,
Mike Williams |
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Bort
Elite Baiter

Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers

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Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:22 am |
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I've been progressing pretty slowly with this guy:
| 11 days ago, Katie wrote: |
hello sir i want help u with this pls
regard katie xx |
| 9 days ago, Dr. Mike wrote: |
| (bla bla bla Script Part 2 bla bla) |
| 8 days ago, Katie wrote: |
| okay.. can i pls have 45% instead of 40% sir?? |
| Yesterday, Dr. Mike wrote: |
Dear Katelyn.
Greeting to you and to your family, I apologise for my late response as I had been on the road due to this transaction, I was at Switzerland but now I am back in the United Kingdom to assist in the release of the funds to you.
(bla bla bla Script Part 3 bla bla) |
| Today, Katie wrote: |
| thats okay sir but u still havent answer my question i ask which was:: can i have 45% of the money instead of 40% pls sir |
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