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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:21 am |
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Favour, my ladette in a refugee camp in Dakar (not really), is sorry. Or rather, her reverend is, or so she says... it took me two months to get these out of her, and I almost gave up, but patience is a virtue. 
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I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:40 am |
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Beautiful -- Very, VERY nicely done, TD !!!
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Mr. Labowski
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Joined: 19 Sep 2013
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:19 am |
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A thing of beauty!
I love when lads apologize, but its nice when they make it official!  |
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:47 am |
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Those forms are brilliant. Well done tD 
Are you going to demand a redo of page 3 as he obviously didn't read the instructions?
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:28 pm |
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Hahahaha! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:50 pm |
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SlapHappy
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:37 pm |
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Fabulous, Dane.  |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:34 pm |
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Shiney.....But needs to redone because there are coffee stains on the forms. |
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Father Moleman
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:42 pm |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:08 pm |
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Yeah... however, this is a Senegalese lad. Getting those to do anything apart from sending scripted mails is an accomplishment in it own right. Don't worry, she'll get more forms, but I think the apology will be accepted for now.  |
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Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:39 pm |
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Oh, that's wonderful!
And you are correct about Senegal lads - they can be so difficult to get to do anything.
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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
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metamit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
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Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 8:44 pm |
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Awww, that was so sweet of him/her .... not LOL
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dls
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Sep 2014
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:14 pm |
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Now I know why Favour has not replied to me for two days.
She also was angry with me for not calling the Barrister. I spanked her a little
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:07 pm |
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^ Favour Appia? |
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DoomAngel
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Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:45 pm |
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I had a Favour one and she was very unpleasant.... hats off to you big time for this.
Excellent. Because I hated her so much this is all the more sweet to see. |
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TheDane
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:59 pm |
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A little update... as I mentioned, I forgave sweet Favour...
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Favour,
I am glad to say, that your apology is accepted. Now we can proceed with getting you out of that camp. What was the next step again?
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Favour was thrilled!
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Subject: Please father, all my hope lies in you to leave this hail, try for me to get my passport, Thanks.
Hello my dearest Father,
i hope you are healthy and strong for me because i always put you in my prayers anytime i am praying. Father you have really brought back hope and happiness back to me by accepting this apology because i have been wondering if you will reject it but i am so glad that you accept it, thanks so much father at last i will soon leave this hail and join you, i really want to continue my studies and also stop suffering.
Please Father, i will be very happy to hear that you have paid for my passport so that the Rev. Father can help me go to the embassy to get it for me, i want to leave here soon and join you father. You are all that i have father and hope that is why l am cry and pleading to you father to see that you pay so that i get my passport ready, i pray to join you at least before Esther father. I wish to spend the Esther with you father. I miss you so much and i hope to hear from you soon father that you have make the payment, thanks so much father for standing by me all this while and also for being a wonderful father to me.
Here is the information you will use to send the money to me:
Receiver Name....Favour
Second Name..... Apia
Address no 102 airport way Dakar Senegal
Country....Dakar Senegal
And try to send the control number from the Western Union Money Transfer with the information's to pull out the money so that the Reverend will help me to pull it out OK.
Hoping to hear a good news from you soon
Yours lovely Favour. |
So all was set so Favour could get our of her camp, albeit a bit delayed due to christianity...
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My dear Favour,
I will do so, but right now, it's Easter in my country, and everything is closed until Tuesday next week, so I will try and find a so called Western union Tuesday and send the money.
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Favour was glad!
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Subject: Thanks Father for giving me hope and standing by me always, thanks.
Hello my dearest father,
i really thank God for bringing you to my life, i dont know what i would have dont without you by my side. Father i was so excited to see your mail and it really gave me hope and courage that i will leave this frustrating hail called camp soon. My dreams is to see you soon and my prayers everyday to be with you in my dream country.
Father, i know that i am not spending the Esther comfortably but your message always give me hope to be happy alawys, i really thank you so much Father and i will continue to put you in my prayers as i always use to.
I wish you the best of everything that the Esther is having to offer and pray that my God will always keep you strong for me. Please father, i hope to hear from you soon because i get happy each time i read you mail.
Thanks my lovely father,
your princess(daughter),
Favour Apia. |
So Ugandalf went to WU. But alas....
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Dear my daughter Favour,
I found a Western Union office, and they gave me a document you will need to fill before I can transfer the money to you. I didn't understand a whole lot of what he was talking about, as I have never used these Western Union people for anything before, and I thought they were like the Pony Express, but I am doing as he says, so I have scanned and attached the form for you to take care of and fill out and send back so I can be allowed to send the money to you.
Your kind and forgiving father,
Ugandalf |
(One of the good, ol' WU security forms attached)
Yup, another form. I figured that since it took her ages to fill out the first form, she needs more practice in form filling. Because in her near future, there will be many more forms, so she should learn how to do it right. |
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Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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TheDane
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Well, whaddya know? 5 minutes after I did that last post, I got this mail from her! 
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Subject: Father i have fill it as the bank requested from me, thanks father.
Hello my lovely and caring father,
how are you this day as well as your health. i know you are in good condition father because i have been putting you everyday in my prayers so that my God will keep and protect you for till when i will join you over to my dream country.
Father, i have fill the bank requirements as you instructed me to do, i was so happy father to see your mail because i gives me joy and hope here in this hail. I am looking forward to hear from you soon father, i cant wait to leave here and be with you father. i thank you for all the things you have been doing for me, i feel as if i am free already father.
I miss you so much father and i am waiting to hear good news father from you.
Thanks my one and only father,
your princess(daughter)
Favour Apia |
Attached... shown in actual size... 
  
Some more practice is indeed in place.
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Dear daughter Favour,
I received your scans, but you must have done something wrong. These images are so small, it's impossible to read or print out in a readable way. Please send them again, but make sure that it has the right size, and that it is in colour. Also, the form I sent you was 4 pages long, but you only sent 3 pages back.
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Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
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I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
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Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:32 pm |
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Nothing like a well-trained Knucklehead Dane....... |
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Mortal
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Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:33 pm |
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I love how the lad sets up an obstacle for him all by himself Especially since it looks like legitimately done form.
Great stuff! |
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TheDane
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She responded quick! Good, she's learning.
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Subject: My father, this is the correction of the documents ok.
Hello my lovely and caring father,
how are you this day as well as your health. i know you are in good condition father because i have been putting you everyday in my prayers so that my God will keep and protect you for till when i will join you over to my dream country.
Father, i have fill the bank requirements as you instructed me to do, i was so happy father to see your mail because i gives me joy and hope here in this hail. I am looking forward to hear from you soon father, i cant wait to leave here and be with you father. i thank you for all the things you have been doing for me, i feel as if i am free already father.
I miss you so much father and i am waiting to hear good news father from you.
Thanks my one and only father,
your princess(daughter)
Favour Apia |
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Great, everything is set. What could possibly go wrong now?!? |
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I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Connie L. Gus
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How long have you known the sender?
He is my father. ( What is this? A line out of Star Wars?)
How much money will you be receiving?
Best know to my father? (Does she think the Western Union system is a joke? Even Yoda does not talk like this.)
Too bad the system will only allow numerical responses. Redo. |
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Mortal
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:57 pm |
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Are you TD?
Why doesn't she name as her father in the forms?
I'm with Connie - redo.
Although for this being a Senegalese lad - great achievement TheDane! |
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
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TheDane
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:13 pm |
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Obviously, but it should take me at least some days to get around to go to Western Onion and come back with the disappointing news. |
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Mortal
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:22 pm |
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One does not simply walk into WU. |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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SlapHappy
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Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:38 pm |
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Nice work Father Dane. |
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