Stick & stone may break bone but he can still do forms

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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:27 pm

Anyone remember Rushforth? Well, for those who don't, here's the saga so far:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=195629
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=210719
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236954

I played a minor part in that bait as the High Inquisitor of TWAT, but the real credits should go to Agda, Dharma and particularly Dr Mike, who <strike>got him run over by a taxicab</strike> safaried him to Chad. Laughing

This summer, he was back in my mailbox asking for a compensation, but I was busy increasing my own level of intellectuality, and besides, Dr Mike kind of had plans for him. So I've been stalling him, but he's still been writing me frequently ever since. Then, fate would that we lost Dr M to Swedish RL (eating herring and selling cheap, modular furniture), and as Dharma has gone AWOL as well, I'm the only one left to deal with him. And I have to admit that I feel a bit sorry for him, after all he's been through, so I gave in and sent him a form so he can finally get his compensation (which will have to be picked up in person some place outside Nigeria, of course). Twisted Evil

The form was returned today:

So nothing stands between Rushforth and his compensation now! What can possibly go wrong? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:37 pm

Where there's blame there's a claim.

I love he way he agrees with everything including donating the money back to TWAT !

Maybe you can recommend him a good Barrister, then he'll have to go to Western Union to pay for the Barrister before DHL will deliver his certified cheque !!

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:25 pm

Can't imagine. Nice to see you back, TD.

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:30 pm

Excellent work, I love that he answers "sexual orientation" with 'nil' Very Happy

BTW might it be an idea to watermark the passport copy he sent? It looks genuine.

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:49 pm

^ Good thinking, thanks... my hiatus has made me rusty, it seems. Fixed.

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:03 am

Welcome back TD, know the problems he had at the time and optimistic that you will now get Rushforth the compensation he deserves Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

great, he is back...

by the way: second page: "and if we just oay some of it?"

and I like the question, if he is willing to donate his compensation to twat, and that he answered with yes.

how about compensating him and forcing him to donate his comensation? Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:15 am

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

by the way: second page: "and if we just oay some of it?"

Thanks, noticed that myself. Fortunately, he didn't. Laughing

I still have the master, so I will fix the typo before I eventually incorporate it into the TWAT modality (not in the near future, though).

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:25 pm

Excellent work TD. After two safaris, one which almost cost him his life, he is once again ready for an adventure. Third time is a charm.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

Awesome !

Read the links on Rushforth ,s antics ....pmsl !

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:28 am

Rushforth the Lame-so many memories...BTW, nice to see you back, mentor!

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:03 pm

I think his condition still meets that of the average player in the National Danish Football team.

But still curious what is going to hit him this time Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:44 am

Agda wrote:

the National Danish Football team.

We have no such thing anymore. Only a bunch of dweebs chasing a ball around a grass field.

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:58 pm

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Dear Mr. Rushorth,

Your form has been approved, and your money is ready for you to come and claim them. Our West African HQ is in fact in the progress of being relocated, but unti further notice, we are based in Arbinda, Burkina Faso. You will need to make your way to Ouagadougou, and I will try to arrange for a driver to pick you up there, if possible, but I cannot guarantee you this.

You applied for a compensation of 120,000 USD. However, the board has not approved the full amount, but 74,500 USD only. This is the amount we will have ready for you when you arrive. If you wish to object to this, you must let us know within 2 weeks. Also, we will need to know whether you want the full amount in cash or a bank cheque.

Sincerely,
Rev. D. Crockett
High Inquisitor

Of course, he had to try... Rolling Eyes

Rushforth the Limp wrote:

CALVARY GREETINGS TO YOU REVD. D CROCKET.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR REPLY ,REGARDING THE 74,500 $ IF THAT IS WHAT THE BOARD APPROVED ,TO GOD BE THE GLORY AND I WOULD LIKE THE FEW AMOUNT TO BE SENT INTO MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO TRANSPORT MYSELF TO COME OVER TO BURKINA FASO OR IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT FOR TRANSPORTATION FROM THE APPROVED AMOUNT LATER YOU COULD DEDUCT FROM IT WHEN I COME OVER.

SINCERELY,
RUSHFORTH

Fughedabowdit, lad! Laughing

Rev. Crockett wrote:

Mr. Rushforth,

We have been over this several times. You have to come in person to claim the compensation funds. Until then, the funds are not yours and does not belong to you, so I cannot give you an advance sum to pay for the travel. And it is not possible to transfer any money to your account, as I have told you over and over again, again since the money are to be claimed in person. I would appreciate if you can do your best to try and understand this once and for all, as I am growing tired of having to explain this to you constantly. You are a grown man, and you should behave like one.

Kindly get your act together, find a way to travel to claim the compensation, and let me know ASAP when you intend to make the trip. Bear in mind, that we can't keep the money reserved for you forever - if you fail to pick up the funds within a reasonable period of time, they will go back to being claissified as 'Unclaimed funds', and you will have to apply again.

Sincerely,
Rev. D. Crockett
High Inquisitor

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:42 pm

Nice, is smell a lot of promises of pain and sorrow

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:02 pm

^ The smell is getting stronger... Laughing

Rushforth wrote:

HELLO D. CROCKETT,

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL SIR,I UNDERSTOOD YOU BUT I WILL NEED TO CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY I'VE ARRIVED SO PLEASE KINDLY SEND A NUMBER THAT I WILL CALL WHEN I GET THERE AND PLEASE TRY TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR A DRIVER TO COME AND PICK ME UP WHEN I'VE ARRIVED THERE.

NOW I AM PREPARING TO COME AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW IMMEDIATELY I'M READY.

SINCERELY,
RUSHFORTH