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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:55 am

I was checking my boxes and I found this:

Quote:

quote me on 4 pcs of the TB34G992 10-pin Flux Capacitor (10k Giga joules) 58lbs $1,950

Obviously, the lads I have been selling my flux capacitors to have been passing my email address and price list as well. Very Happy

So my response to him was:

Quote:

Hello Alex

A generic quote for this item would be as follows:

TB34G992 10-pin Flux Capacitor (10k Giga Joules) $1,950 ea x4 $7,800

Packaging $78 ea x4 $312

Shipping (ground) to any address in continental USA FOB Dallas, TX $408

Total $8,500

*Note

This is the "lad" price. If anyone from the Eater would want to buy them, I would grant a large discount. However, no CCs. WU/MG only.

05/29/15

You, Sir, are becoming quite the social butterfly -- so popular!!! Razz

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:09 am

It's probably the same lad trying to get in for second hit. I get that every once in awhile. They come in as someone else just as they think their <strike>“shipper”,</strike> "sheeper" is actually getting paid hoping to quickly double up on what they think is a workable victim.

It's funny how the second buyer just disappears when the lad finally realizes he's not actually collecting on the first run.

It's an opportunity to collect more black pork though!

corrected spelling on sheeper

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:07 am

It's "sheeper"

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:45 am

Well it appears that he wants to go forward with the order. He just sent me his Sheeeeeper info.

Quote:

Hello

I am ok with the Total Cost $7,800 And i will recommend a freight company for the pick up of the unit to my new company . Now i want to you to contact them with the total weight of the unit and find out the freight quote to Africa for me . The delivery address is below :

Delivery Address:-

MR. Jellied Korkor Ltd.
#97 Kojo Obbo Rd
Johannesburg, S. Africa
00277

Contact Person Name: Captain Richard Brown
Freight Company Email Address : <snipped>

And including the pick-up location and they will surely get you a
freight quote .As soon as you her from them let me know so that i can
proceed with transaction
Best Regards

I'll have to correct the lad. He conveniently forgot about the packaging charge of $312. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:09 am

No fair!!! Why are they all buying your flux capacitors? Mine are just as good, and they cost a lot less! Maybe I need to raise my prices. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:18 am

srichards wrote:

No fair!!! Why are they all buying your flux capacitors? Mine are just as good, and they cost a lot less! Maybe I need to raise my prices. Evil or Very Mad

Mine aren't made in China. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:30 am

^

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:44 pm

Request for sheeping is on the way...

Quote:

A customer of ours has requested you to take care of shipping the items he wishes to purchase from us. Please provide a shipping quote for the following parameters:

4 75lb waterproof and static proof containers
All containers are identical. Each one is 80cm x 60cm x 50cm
You will pick them up from our warehouse in Memphis, TN at 909 Railroad Ave.
Contents: Power supplies
Value: $7,800.00

You will be shipping them to:

MR. Jellied Korkor Ltd.
#97 Kojo Obbo Rd
Johannesburg, S. Africa
00277

Please send me a quote so I can pass it along to our customer.

Thank you.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:04 pm

I was gonna say that I wouldn't buy a flux capacitor that wasn't rated at 1.21 gigawatts but then I googled the conversion rate. 10k gigajoules is equal to almost 2400 TONS of TNT. I hope the lad upgraded his DeLorean to the adamantium package.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:02 pm

I wonder if he would be interested in a hole shipment of left handed claw hammers?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:20 pm

Perhaps. I understand the lad has a lot of "money" to spend. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:55 am

I'm going to give him deep discounts on muffler bearings and headlight oil.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:19 am

^is that HID headlight oil or LED headlight oil? (I sell both on my site. Very Happy

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:22 pm

Alex Hare wrote:

What is the best phone number to call you.

Bowman Exports wrote:

Our main number is on the invoice. Just ask the operator for "Billing" and she will connect you with extension 324.

Alex Hare wrote:

Are you in the office today ? Still cant get through your phone number.

Bowman Exports wrote:

Yes, everyone is here and we are all busy working.
Phones are bad here. You may want to just send an email and that will speed things up. Otherwise, just keep trying on the phone. You'll get through sooner or later.

I just can't understand why he can't get through. Rolling Eyes

I have a perfectly good phone number... 313-849-9907 Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:46 am

Oink oink!!!!

I guess he got tired of the phone being out of order. Laughing

Quote:

The Card is a Visa Card
CC Owner : Alex Hare
CC Number : 4388 xxxx xxxx 6837
CVV2 : 664
Date Expire : 07-2015

Bill to Address : <snipped>, TX 76092, USA

$2,500 limit reached.

05/29/15

Mr. Kruse wrote:

I have a perfectly good phone number... 313-849-9907 Laughing

I don't understand what his problem is -- that number worked just fine when I called Twisted Evil

Nice job, Mr. Kruse Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:55 pm

Oink oink!!!!

Quote:

The Card is a Visa Card
CC Owner : Alex Hare
CC Number : 4147 xxxx xxxx 7497
CVV2 : 086
Date Expire : 06-2015

Bill to Address : <snipped>, TX 78028, USA

Good for $5,000 only.