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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:02 pm |
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Well, I have had a break of a couple of months.... my last bait all ended sadly when my lad couldn't take any more of my porky pies. He got all angry with me and ended our relationship on a bitter note. I felt sad, we had been through so much and I missed him. Entering another relationship on the bounce just seemed wrong - Oh Samuel, I miss you
But, the old saying, plenty more fish in the sea has spurred me on to have another go and find a new lad. Just emailed a lad in Nigeria today, a lawyer no less, who has $2.5m waiting for me. He wastes no time saying I need to send a paltry $450 for an Inspection Waiver Option certificate. Seems reasonable to me - Then, Bob's your uncle, I am a millionaire. What could possibly go wrong?  |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:59 pm |
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So a couple of to and fros between us, just script from him basically wanting money by WU..... I have told him I have the form and am filling it out, but I see a problem on the horizon.....
I keep asking basic questions trying to get him off script - initially he asked for a few details, including a phone number. I just made one up but in a later email he has asked for a working phone number and my availed ID card.
Sure as hell I asked what an availed ID card is, but totally ignored his phone number request. Why do you think he wants a phone number? Simply to check I'm not a baiter?
Early days, boring at the moment but I have to oblige him at this stage, get a week or so under my belt so he feels he has invested some time in me and thinks he can smell the money before I step up the shitfuckery. |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:30 pm |
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Legs are playing up as I'm waiting for a hip replacement. My son-in -law, Drew Peacock, is away today so can't run my errands. The payment will have to go tomorrow...... probably. Can't see Drew thinking this is a good idea.  |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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The Reverand
Show Me The Goodies

Joined: 18 Oct 2014
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Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:53 pm |
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Sounds good ....what are you going to spend the millions on when you get it, i think a hip replacement would be good ..lol..
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Mon Mar 16, 2015 6:19 pm |
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Oh, I'm just kidding about the hip replacement, but the millions are real - the bloke in Nigeria told me so....... hmmm, probably a new house and a Ferrari. I just have to send him this $450 via WU but I'm having such trouble!  |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:30 pm |
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Why do you think my lad is so demanding for my telephone number? Is this so he can verify I'm not a baiter? What can I do to avoid this? I don't have a scam phone.... |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:36 pm |
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Ok, keep ignoring the request for my phone number and finding it very difficult to get out to WU to pay the $450 for the special release certificate as my son in law Drew Peacock thinks WU is a scam.
So I have asked for a bank account..... But I've been told by my lad he can only do bank transfers of $5000 and above.
Soooo, my lad must be jumping out of his seat at my suggestion. I have asked if I can pay the $5000 into his bank and receive a $4550 refund as my bank can take any transfer amount.
Let's see if he can get off his lazy ass and give me a piggy! Pay day is so close! |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:42 pm |
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Advice needed. Look at my lads email. He is a lazy mofo who wants an easy $450 and is not willing to work for $5000. Also keeps on about a phone number for a call. Anyone fancy speaking with this buffoon?
The Money transfer agent is the only fast means regarding the urgency of this matter, you ignoring it shows your none interest in receiving your funds.
If you really interested in recieving your funds kindly send your direct mobile contact so we can talk this over on phone. |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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Chickendipper
Master Baiter

Joined: 17 Sep 2014
Posts: 180
Location: In the UK

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Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:08 pm |
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Yet again I ignore the phone number request but instead say we can go ahead with WU as I'm now not so worried as he can fill out the secure payment transfer form..... hopefully this will cause him to blow a fuse.  |
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Chickendipper
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"You know what? You are a bundle of liar" Samuel Kings
"Is this a big joke or what?" Susan Hicks
"we have reached the limit of intolerence of your craft" George Benson
"Why do you delight in telling lies? No wonder Susan detaste you" Samuel Kings
"you will rather get me into trouble that may make me loose my job" Dr Atta |
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