Product lad wants second hand toilet paper.

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:36 pm

I sent out a mass email to a list of product lads I have stating the following:

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Thanks for your note. Here at Schitz-Bayder we make it our priority to provide our clients with top class service unlike any other.

We charge the standard rate of $1110 (ONE THOUSAND AND ONE HUNDRED AND TEN DOLLARS US) per crate. Each crate contains 450 units of top grade pre-soiled tubular style rectal sanitation paper devices. Our units are infused with top quality refuse at the factory by our team of well fed Eaters.

Let me assure you each and every unit we send out is completely full of high quality Eater refuse. That's a Schitz-Bayder guarantee.

If you wish to purchase more than ten pallets we can offer a discount of 4.19% per additional crate.

We ship worldwide at competitive rates using trusty security and courier companies.

Let me know if you are interested.

Regards,

Paul xxxxxxxx

It took all of fifteen minutes for a lad to send a typical order format.

Let's see how far we can push it.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:12 pm

Will he go for the discount? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:15 pm

Wow....

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:28 pm

I really want to end up somewhere other than just CC land. Playing it mostly straight for now though:

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Good day Mr. Didler,

Thank you for your follow up. The annual contract for the monthly delivery of tubes, after discount and including all shipping fees, is 61,526.98 (SIXTY ONE THOUSAND AND FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX DOLLARS US AND NINETY EIGHT CENTS US).

I also want to help make this a long term partnership, so as a sign of our gratitude we upgraded your order from the standard solid smudge infused tube to our top tier loose discharge soak treated sheets.

We accept cash, bullion and certified business cheques. You mention that the shipments will be going to Lome. If you wish to pay by credit card or bank transfer you need to talk to our international accounting unit for the procedures. The director can be reached at [email protected].

I know for certain you will be pleased with the Schitz-Bayders produce. Your satisfaction is our guarantee.

Sincerely,

Paul xxxx
President of Schitz-Bayder Inc.

When he contacts Desmond at International Accounting we'll see if this will be any fun.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:59 pm

Used toilet paper. hilarious

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:26 am

Am I the only one that finds that disturbing? Is there a shortage in Africa?

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:15 am

There is definitely a shortage of good toilet paper in Africa. When my family would travel there when I was a kid, we always packed our own toilet paper. (If you take the cardboard tube out of the middle, the rolls squish down in the suitcase.) I just didn't realize they were so desperate that they would import used toilet paper! Shocked

I can't wait to see where this bait goes. Everything from the company name to the product line is frickin' hilarious!!! Laughing

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