Inconvenient truths - now with Lad rant!

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:28 am

Tarik Mohammed started on the wrong foot - he started off writing to the wrong email address, he believed that Captain Mal is Australian, and he has some interesting ideas about how easy it is to get into Australia...

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I am Tariq M… from Sudan. I am here to ask you for a favor to assist me to receive my late father consignment box inheritance! I am asking you to receive the consignment box from the diplomat and i have contacted the diplomat yesterday and he told me that he kept the consignment in Perth International Airport warehouse with the customs before he travel to Darwin city for another delivery assignment.
Right now the consignment box is in Perth International Airport warehouse over there in the city of Perth, Australia. Now i want you to contact the diplomat directly in Australia and discuss with how to transfer the consignment box from Perth city, Australia to you at your resident address in any part of Australia as my family foreign beneficiary.
The consignment box was supposed to be deliver to my late father foreign beneficiary in Australia Mr. Samuel Lee, who live in city of Perth with his family. I didn't know that he had a court case before the diplomat left Ghana with the consignment box to Australia to deliver it to him. When the diplomat arrived, he found out that Mr. Samuel Lee, court case have turned against him and he was sent to remind in the prison.
His family relatives are still in hiding due to the nature of the court case against him. This is the reason why the diplomat can't deliver the consignment box to him. So the security company where my late father deposited consignment box in put a stop to the delivery and advice me to look for a reliable source that can help me stand to receive the consignment box in any part of Australia.
The content of my consignment box inheritance is bank acceptable America dollar currency in amount of $8 million and out of it, i'm willing to give you 40% ratio if you become my foreign beneficiary to receive the consignment into your home in any part of Australia from the diplomat. The documents which back the consignment box from Ghana to Australia are with the diplomat right now.
He is in Australia right now is covering other deliveries assignment as he told me yesterday. So you can contact him right away and he will discuss with you and make arrangement with him. He is able to deliver the consignment box to your hand into your hand when you accept to be in partnership with me and my family to receive my late father consignment box in any part of Australia.
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Thank you and hope to hear from you soon. May Allah/God peace be upon you and your family.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/8Kk5ebR_ce/2015-03-16_21_07_Mal_to_Tarik.html

Things we learned:

* In Australia, breaking a contract gets you jailed.

* Refugees can easily get visas from the United Nations for three month visits to Australia and return to Ghana to spread the word.

It was a real pleasure to dash his hopes...

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:04 pm

He says it's "acceptable" American currency. So, must be legit.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:13 pm

Where consignment boxes are concerned, currency is Unacceptable!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

I wonder what he will answer, if you ask him whether he prefers direct or alternating currencies Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:32 am

Robert Heinrich der 1. wrote:

....direct or alternating currencies Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:16 am

So Mal called the diplomat in Perth, and the quality was appalling.

So I called the orphan.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/5SY4Q1ijce/2015-03-18_21_32_52_Mal_to_Tar.html

After that shocking temper tantrum, I thought a slap was in order.

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That was a fucking disgrace. You're supposedly a mature adult, but you descended into a screaming, shrieking temper tantrum that a five-year-old girl would be ashamed of. Grow up or give up.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:39 pm

Irascible Mal strikes again! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:05 am

I don't think the Lad has any idea where this is going.

He wrote to ger things back on track.

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I flee from Sudan because of the war that claim life of more 50 thousand people. My mother and late father was victim of the war and i lost my younger sister herein Ghana at the refugee camp here due to illness!
Sir, i'm not angry to you for any reason! i'm depress and your questions upon questions is blowing up my head. That is why i reacted that way! I'm deeply sorry!
And more over you talk so fast, i can't even most of what you are saying to me! Can you please come down whenever you speaking to me on the phone.
Sir, i want us to follow same procedure that enable the consignment to leave Ghana to Australia.
This arrangement was made possible between the security company and my former beneficiary.
The security company that assign the diplomat to transport the consignment from Ghana to Australia is located here in Ghana. If you want to have a direct contact with the security company official, i can provide the full information to reach the head of the company.
The documents that back the consignment from Ghana to Australia are with the diplomat.
Sir, if these documents covering the consignment are not legal, the government customs will not allow the entry of the consignment into Australia. This made to understand that the documents of my consignment are truly legal and official.
So let me know what advice do you have for me right now and what do we have to do in order for you to stand to receive the consignment from the diplomat on behalf right therein Australia.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/6XSvoloIce/2015-03-18_23_16_19_Mal_to_Tar.html

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/Wl1ztnFdce/2015-03-18_23_19_25_Mal_to_Tar.html

In the wake of the second call, I sent an email that should leave him wondering what to do.

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My advice to you would be to remember that truth isn't a matter of personal choice. You might say something as a fact, but reality has a nasty habit of independence.
Case in point; you said, "The security company that assign the diplomat to transport the consignment...". That's rubbish. Diplomats work for nations. Security firms don't assign them. That is a blatant contradiction, and as the saying goes, if you see a contradiction, check your premises; you'll find that one of them is wrong.
Also, you say that "This arrangement was made possible between the security company and my former beneficiary". Given what happened to Sam Lee, that should alarm you. At best he's a swindler, at worst he's involved in major crimes.
I don't know what's going on, but In your place I'd be less concerned with coming to Australia than what's happening to the consignment. I think you're being used.

More to come?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:28 pm

"i'm depress and your questions upon questions is blowing up my head"

If that isn't a perfect description of what we do in here, I don't know what is.

Love it.

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 2:45 am

The Lad's trying so hard to regain control...

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Thank you very much for taking your time to reply back.
I'm grateful for your kind advice on this matter. Well i can say that Mr Samuel Lee was a very kind with a good heart to me. There's nothing I will have to say that he's a swindler!
Yes he was very kind to me for the time we related to each until the consignment was transported from Ghana to Australia.
The diplomat he is the one that told me that I should be addressing him as a diplomat not a delivery agent as the assigned courier company know him to be.
Now you can address him as a delivery agent or delivery officer.
Now from what you said about my consignment. What advice can you give me, since it will be difficult for me to enter into Australia as UN refugee?
Sir, you will help me stand to receive my consignment inheritance from the delivery agent as my foreign beneficiary?
Please i didn't have your telephone number. Please I need it to reach you.

No, he has no concern about what might happen to the money.

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The kind, good-hearted Sam Lee did something so shameful that his family went into hiding. That's not what would happen with a breach of contract - which as I told you doesn't get you jailed in Australia. From what I've seen, families going into hiding like that happens with sex crimes or really major felonies.
That "diplomat" had no right to decieve you by big-noting and misrepresenting himself, and equally he had no right to bullshit you about that paperwork.
My theory is gaining credence - that members of that security company are planning to divert the money and leave me as the patsy while they squirrel the money away. All the lies that you've been told make perfect sense.
I have to inform the Federal Police about this matter - it's transnational crime.

That last bit's a gamble, I admit - I want to see what lengths he's prepared to go to.

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:05 pm

In the past few days, there's been a role reversal, as I told the Lad that the security company has scammed him, and I couldn't resist this jibe:

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You were screaming something about how you'd never lose your fund. Well, one day you'll contact me and admit that you were wrong and beg me to help you.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

Pure Gold

well done

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