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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:18 pm

A Benin Lad who doesn't want Cammy to pay Nigerians wrote

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This your fund was registered with us since over 3 years now, see Benin Republic and cannot work together whosoever told you that we are working together are decieving you my dear, two country cannot work together, ask any body around you.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:02 am

Rev. Mike Donald Duck wrote:

NOW COMING TO YOUR QUESTION HOW I WILL CELEBRATE MY PURIM THIS YEAR,I AM ALL MY ELDER IN THE CHURCH HAS MARK 14TH OF THIS MONTH AS OUR PURIM DAY IN PRAISES AND DANCE AND GIVING GOD ALL THE GLORY FOR THE SALVATION OF THE JEWISH PEOPLE IN ANCIENT PERSIA FROM HAMAN PLOT TO DESTROYER AND KILL ALL THE JEWS IN A SINGLE DAY.

PURIM IS GLORIOUS DAY FOR MY CHURCH THIS MONTH 14TH

pom wrote:

The Moon is Waning Crescent (38% of Full)

It's now the last week of Shevat. By the lunar calendar, Purim is next month. By the Gregorian calendar, it's not on the 14th this year.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:29 pm

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Does that mean that what you said you will get send today be written yesterday will not be done again?

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Regards,
Mr. Thomas Mongmery Diaz, director recovery fund.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:52 am

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i want you to beleive me, this is not a joke, this transaction is legal and risk free.

legal and risk free is mentioned 7 times in the email.

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I am a man of my early 56's

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Earnestly before i started this transaction even to the extent of contenting you i have done many underground works on this made arrangement of the smooth achieving of the success of this claim.

Max Ofori....some Bank Employee but the Bank isn't mentioned

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:27 pm

subject of email from lad

INPOTENT MASSAGE

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Well, that is one reaction to far away travel.

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I TOLD YOU I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THEM SINCE THEY TOLD ME THEY WEE COMING TO AFRICA.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:30 pm

In the upper left corner of a poof document:

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DATE OF PREADICE: 10/01/2015

ETA:

Mike Donald Duck wrote:

Swift Number: wfbius6s
Rotting number: 123006800

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:58 pm

Interesting take on fees and charges in Ghana...

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This same official will impose more Levis and taxes

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:49 am

This one kind of cracked me up:

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The Gmail Team <[email protected]>

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:01 am

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Please my LOVE sent to the bank , my love , I think I should stop here.Please My honey I hope you will handle immediately you finish reading my letter so , contact your bank as soon as you send a letter to them

our dreams will come true

Alright!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Sorry but there is no way of putting this delicately but... I suspect he loves the bank more than you!!

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:40 pm

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All Gmail free account owners,

We are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of Gmail
accounts so we are shutting down some Gmail accounts and your account
was among those to be deleted. Your User name,password,date of bith is need.

All Gmail and GMX. Well, which one?

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Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any
inconveniences. Warning!!!
Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two days
of receiving this warning stands the risk of lossing his or her
account permanently.

The Gmail Or Gmx Management
custormer care [email protected]

Well, as a custormer of Gmail I won't be filling in their form. It is so well done and professional !

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:33 pm

From a Job Scammer:

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Requirements:
Ability to speak and write audibly
Focus on customers advocacy
An aspiration to develop
Available bank account

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:03 am

^^^

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our dreams will come true , I will be waiting for your mail as soon as you send an email to the bank . Have a wonderful day and think about me all the time

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:51 am

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the interest rate is 3% casual time negotiable.

Mr Kelvin...Relaxed Loan Lad

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Note : If this letter is not for your attendance please do forward it to the owner and delete it out from your box because this letter was from the RBS Administrative network and don't publish this image or any of our address to unknown person to avoid imitation and scam or frauds.

Oh that's ok then. Honestly do some people really pretend to be a Bank? It's got huge pictures and a gmail address. Must be 100% risky free.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:33 pm

My wonderful Romancer on Facebook.. Josh Lee made a marvellous faux pas today.

I was asking him where he was in the world right now.

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Currently am in the US for a business Scammer.

he chatted on for ages before he noticed and said

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LOL... I am stupid... Seminar I mean

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:32 pm

A response received last week to an ASEM that I sent at the end of November!

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DEAR XXXX

THIS MAIL HAVE BE CLAIM BY ECF UK PLEASE IGNORE EVERY MAIL FROM THEM TELLING YOU TO MAKE PAYMENT.

STAY SAFE
BEST REGARD
AGENT WOODEAST

^ The lad I emailed was a loan lad - can't claim him as a pet yet though! - seeing as I am still waiting for Agent Woodeast to reply to my thank you Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:01 pm

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IMPORTANT:
You will send the details on my chest below email the Director of the bank confirming that it is beautiful and I have sent you. You should also call it an address so that you are sending. To do this you must complete the text below and sent him. Also I recommend discretion and do not share this letter with anyone. Be very discreet with regard to your family and friends until you receive the money at home because I do not want my lover who continues to run around to get my money right
now while I'm still alive in my situation come to his letter. So be totally discreet around you. By leaving you this money, I am sure that after my death I will be with God the most merciful and benefactor. Contact the manager of my bank in Cotonou, Benin to the e-mail below and made fast to the love of God.

NB: So please make good use of this gift and do not forget to also help orphans and destitute. Stp also for the love of God my photos and the Certificate of Deposit Bank never let him at the door of anyone because they are valuable. I took you to request that the bank's director for fast sending of the case if I ask you this, I do not know what will happen at the heart of my operation for this if you have no news from me contact my doctor to take my news

Dying lad............ oh if only he was !

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:40 pm

This Lad Dropped me about Six Months back:

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hello john you make all my life bad and worst

I'm glad to be of service!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

^^^^^^ Every ounce of lad pain makes us happy.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:59 pm

How very dare you!

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Dear Sir/Madam,

Hope you are doing wall.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:24 pm

Acronym booboo:

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Kindly contact the EFFC (ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION) to give you more full details about those people, below is the EFFC contact details

That's 48 more than it's supposed to be.

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:45 am

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You are more of a Ghanaian and i appreciate you and have confidence in you

Have I just been insulted?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

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We will start the first transfer with Twenty Two million [$150,000.000.00]

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:57 pm

Lad found his info and feels I was the one to put it there:

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Dear Mr. Clipped,

I really found out that you put my name and my company name in the scam list?am giving you only but 4 working days if you did not remove it you will have your self to blame, i have already found more about you,I am not joking with you because you want to destroy my image by putting my name in scam list,you have no money trasaction with me,so why did you do that to me? i am giving you only but 4 working days to remove it in scam list or you will dance the reggae

I don't dance the Raggae...OOO.

ETA: I received a reply to my denial of putting his info on a Scam site.

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If you don't remove it. today is the last day,my wife told me that i should not commit anything and that is the reason i told you to go and remove it the way you put it or you wait for my action,i have no money business with you

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