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woody999
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 20607
Location: East of Humptulips
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:52 pm |
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The following is from a puppy lad that I turned into a barrister with an ASEM. I love this brilliant piece of work 
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oh ok sound good, but sorry i cannot do that now because my account
was temporally block due to the fast increase of my income, all the
money i hard in hand, i deposited it in my account because i was chase
by some arm robbers, so i hard to keep it some where safe, so it will
take some time to get open, the delay it's because i have no money at
hand to follow up the justification in the court which can be release
asap, what i am saying is that if you guys can help me with a 1000$ i
will proceed with the release so i can give you all the info, they
will be coming for my house next week end so thank God for you guys,
so once you wire transfer the money to me i will proceed with the
release because no thing can get in nor come out of my account for
now, so do get back to me asap so we can proceed with the western
union process, promise you guys i will repay you for this great help
ok
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 2725
Location: Playing reindeer games
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:58 pm |
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Epic!!!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:14 pm |
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Beautiful! I love these convoluted excuses when an account gets nuked. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:11 pm |
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Excellent! He thought he 'hard' it all but lost it |
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You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18312
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:55 pm |
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Good thing they didn't get to him or else he wouldn't be able to type to you! |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:35 pm |
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Was his hard hand on the arm that was stolen? And then he has a hard time keeping things safe. |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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DoomAngel
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Joined: 08 Oct 2014
Posts: 1254
Location: The Land where Ex-Baiters Go
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:56 pm |
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because i was chase
by some arm robbers |
The leg robbers are worse, you can lose an arm and a leg ! !
But... did he carry the money around with him and the arm robbers knew this so he had to keep it somewhere secure.... like the Bank.
I love it when we see a plan of action work ! I wonder what happens when they come for his house??? |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:21 am |
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Well, thank God for YOU, woody999, for saving him from himself!  |
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