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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:04 am

Once you've learned this, you can't forget it Very Happy

I now have a bunch of nibbles to my aging ladies, I shall post this one in here and keep you updated as a way of keeping me at the grindstone Laughing

Standard techniques, only a single email / character / day, no info, delay delay, we'll see what happens.
All over gmail at the moment, so no IP's. Yet.
Of course, if anyone else wants a play, feel free to mail him, just change the 3 to e in the email address, of course.

Bertha, dying of cancer, wrote:

Hello,

I am Mrs. Bertha D3borah Y3tt, from Switzerland, born in the state of Ohio USA. I am legally married to Mr. Favour Yett a South Africa citizen born brought up in Switzerland.

All indication from my doctor that my conditions is really deteriorating
and it is quite obvious that I wouldn’t live more than two months,according to my doctors and in all indication regards to medical
analysis.

This is because the cancer disease has gotten to a very bad stage that no hope for me to be a living person again. The doctors has advised me that I may not live for more than one months and 2 weeks and warn me to decease from thinking over who is going to inherit me.

Today I am willing to donate and contribute to the less privileges,charity
and orphanage homes.

The sum of $10.5million U.S Dollars, to the
less privileged. Please, email me: [email protected]

Regards,

Ms. B3rtha D. Y3tt

So, the aim is to last two months and see what happens. Although in the time it took to paste two paragraphs, the outlook has dropped from two months to one month and two weeks. That's one hell of a diagnosis. Perhaps she will become a zombie, because there is no hope of her becoming a living person again?

Our hero, amazingly also dying of cancer, wrote:

Dear Bertha,
How lovely to hear from, you mydear. I am Mrs J0yluck Fl3ss, unfotuantely, and I too have cancer of the pelvis but I woudl very much liketo hlep you if i Can.

your best regards
Fl3ss J0yluck (Mrs)

Bad boy Bertha wrote:

Dear Mrs.Fl3ss J0yluck ,

Thanks for your urgent response to my email, I am very happy that you are ready to assist and work for humanity which proves that you are destined with a good heart. Working for charity is working for the Lord because this is what our Lord ordained.

I read your mail and I want you to understood that the few bad people in this world have spoiled image of the good ones, and the bible said in HEBREWS -11-6 but without faith it is impossible to please him (GOD) for he that cometh to GOD must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarded of them that diligently seek him, I have no fear but faith. For all our wealth without Jesus, is vanity upon vanity.

I will like you to know that I have discussed with the banker who will transfer the money to you, the banker said that they will need to hear from you first, so that they can explain the transfer procedure to you directly.

Please, see below the contact of the banker. I want you to contact the banker immediately you receive this email and also promise me one thing. That you will manage the money very well.

Please, kindly contact my banker on his contact information, as my days is numbered.

SEE THE BELOW CONTACTS

Mr. Dan B3kky Min3le
{The Reserve Bank Team}
Director: Foreign Operations &
International Remittance Dept.
South African Reserve Bank - SARB
Gauteng province 21998
Republic of South Africa
Switch Board: 0800 012 SARB
(Within the Financial Centre only)
Office Tel: +27-78-484-5897/10 lines
Office / Direct Fax: +27-86-516-2129
E-mail (Bank):[email protected]
E-mail (Private): [email protected]

Also, always update me of your email or phone communication with the top banker as soon as possible. I count on you; please keep praying for me as I will be praying for you too.

Again, let the congregation of the church you worship always pray for me. Thanks and may the Grace of our Lord almighty be with you and your household.

Your sister in the Lord.

Mrs. Bertha Deborah Y3tt

You will, of course, note that there is no mention of our poor heroine's cancer.
I spot a slight delaying tactic, lovely. It's so nice when they give them out.

Not quite cancer survivor yet but there's still hope, wrote:

thank you for replying, I know how you feel as I have Caner of the Pelvix bone quite like you. Do I email the banker on his Work email Or His priVate emil?

thank the LORD for all his patienece
JoyFl3ss Luch.

Repeating the cancer thing, just to see if I can get a response, and I really get lazy with the whole spelling and grammar. They never notice. I also like to change my character names around and see if they comment. (SPOILER: They never do)

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode!

JJJ

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:21 pm

I started baiting this old bag yesterday, got the same scripted reply, couldn't laughing at the piss poor quality of her husband's name

Quote:

Mr Favour Yett

it feels like they don't even try sometimes.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:32 am

It's a terrific name Laughing

Bertha the Fett wrote:

Dear Mrs. Joy Luck,

Please, email him in any of the email address and he will get back to you.

Also, kindly comply with the banker instructions when giving to you, to enable him effect the transfer of the entire funds into your nominated bank account in your country.

Brief and delaying tactics wrote:

OK I will do it tomorrow

I just realised I gave another of my characters pelvis cancer, randomly in the middle of the bait, because I thought it was this storyline. Oh well!

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:22 am

It's been a few days, it's been a few exchanges: I received this lad's format in another of my catchers, so I sent it back to him with this:

Quote:

hello dearest
did you send this to me again? I can never remember who I send things to either.

But he didn't bite, and replied with

Bertha wrote:

Thanks for your help and efforts towards assiting me. It's only God almighty will bless you for me

Our heroine waited two days, and sent this to the banker:

Quote:

hello sir
mrs Berth Yet is dying and needs my help so please tell me what i need to do

and this to dear bertha

Quote:

I have just emailed the banker so I hope he will return to me soon, I pray the mighty LORD keeps his greedy hands off you so we can save you.

A mere 2 hrs after sending that, Fl3ss get this impressive email!

Quote:

ATTN.: ALL FOREIGN BENEFICIARIES

KINDLY NOTE:

YOUR ATTENTION IS DRAWN TO THE GENERAL INFORMATION:-

I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL BASED ON THE REQUEST FOR YOUR PHYSICAL PRESENCE IN SOUTH AFRICA. IT IS IMPORTANT YOU VISIT SOUTH AFRICA FOR THE FUND TRANSFER. THIS IS CONSIDERING THE VOLUME OF THE AMOUNT TO BE TRANSFERRED FROM SOUTH AFRICA IN YOUR NAME, AS THE FUND BENEFICIARY.

THIS IS A HUGE AMOUNT, THEREFORE IT DEMANDS YOUR PHYSICAL PRESENCE HERE, SO IT IS ADVISABLE YOU VISIT SOUTH AFRICA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TO FINALIZE THIS TRANSACTION IN YOUR NAME. IT WILL TAKE ONLY 2/3 BANK BUSINESS DAYS TO FINALIZE EVERYTHING UPON YOUR ARRIVAL TO SOUTH AFRICA.

BUY YOUR TICKET AND SEND YOUR FLIGHT ITINERARY. I WILL NEED YOUR FLIGHT ITINERARY TO APPLY AND SECURE APPOINTMENTS FOR YOU AND ALSO BOOK A HOTEL AND ARRANGE AIRPORT PICK-UP FOR YOU. I WILL GET THE LOCAL ACCOUNT OPENING REQUIREMENTS AND INFORM YOU ACCORDINGLY.

YOU MAY ALSO WISH TO APPLY FOR CASH PAYMENT. THIS IS A SEPARATE APPLICATION FROM YOU INFORMING THE BANK AS BENEFICIARY. I WAIT TO RECEIVE YOUR FLIGHT ITINERARY OR POSSIBLE DATE OF ARRIVAL IN ORDER TO START THE NECESSARY STEPS FOR YOU HERE.

ALSO, IF YOU CANNOT BE ABLE TO COME DOWN TO SOUTH AFRICA, THE BANK ACCOUNT OPENING INFORMATION AND AMOUNTS AS CONTAINED THEREON IS ONLY MEANT FOR THOSE BENEFICIARIES WHO WANTS TO OPEN A LOCAL ACCOUNT IN SOUTH AFRICA FOR DEPOSITING THEIR FUNDS LOCALLY PRIOR TO OVERSEAS TRANSFER.

IF YOUR INTENTION IS NOT TO OPEN A LOCAL ACCOUNT FOR FIRST DEPOSIT OF YOUR FUNDS PRIOR TO TRANSFER, FORGET ABOUT THE GENERAL INFORMATION AND FILL THE BANK PROCESSING FORMS.

AS ALWAYS, THE RESERVE BANK STRIVES TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS.
____________________________
THE RESERVE BANK TEAM
{GAUTENG REGIONAL 0001}
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

****************************** ****************************** ******************************
(C) SARB. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. THIS E-COMMUNICATION AND ITS ATTACHMENTS ARE STRICTLY PRIVATE, CONFIDENTIAL AND MAY BE PRIVILEGED OR OTHERWISE PROTECTED FROM DISCLOSURE. IT IS INTENDED FOR THE INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY FOR WHICH IT IS BEING SENT AND/OR COMMUNICATED.

IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, KINDLY DO NOT READ, COPY, USE, DISCLOSE, DISSEMINATE OR DISTRIBUTE THIS COMMUNICATION TO OTHERS AND NOTIFY THE SENDER BY REPLYING TO THIS MESSAGE AND DELETE IT AND ALL OF ITS ATTACHMENTS (IF ANY) FROM YOUR NETWORK. THANKING YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
****************************** ****************************** ******************************

He also included some very nice forms to fill in. No, seriously. They are quality forms. Needless to say, I didn't both with any of that:

Quote:

that is a lot of capitals my eyes can't read so good. are you saying i have to come to south america? i don't know if I can get to South america it is a long way away

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:58 am

so, there's no problems! I love these guys, there's never any problems. Only solutions. Unsurprisingly, these solutions usually involve money Laughing

(This one involves filling out forms first!)

Quote:

Dear Beneficiary,

Please, if you can’t be able to come down to South Africa, there is no problem. I want you to fill up the processing forms 1-3 and return back to us immediately for submissions to our relevant departments over here, where all the necessary transfer documentations that will back up the entire funds into your designated bank account will be obtains to your name.

However, due to your inability of coming down to South Africa, we shall obtain to your name from the National Supreme Court the Sworn Affidavit of Oath Certificate that will empower us to effect the transfer of the funds into your overseas bank account.

So we wait to receive the forms from you, to enable me use my positions over here to transfer the funds to you without any problem or delay.

Regards,

D. Min3le

I guess there was some misunderstanding

Our Heroine wrote:

ok so send me the funds now thanks, i swear i am fl3ss joy lock and look forward to receving my money from south africa

He's so patient (he reattached the forms)

Dan Min3le wrote:

In the attachment file are the 3 forms sent to you earlier. Please, fill it up and send back to you

I pulled out my favouritest of favourite tools from my old toolkit: WriteJunk! (for all you newbies, writejunk just creates a filed filled with garbage, named and sized however you wish. Saves messing about with .dll files).

Blind as a bat heroine wrote:

ok i did not see them here they are

I wonder how he will respond!