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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:49 pm

I got a contact request and accepted, and behold!

Lad: Hello how are you?I am Nowell,53 years ..I work as a Military man ..I have been widower for about seven years now and I have two precious kids..and you?Can you tell me your name and where you come from?
Lad: <ding>
Cammy:‎ Um... hello.
Cammy:‎ I'm Camille White. I'm in Australia.
Lad: how are you doing today my love
Cammy:‎ I'm fine... sorry, I barely "met" you.
Cammy:‎ Where are you?
Lad: and can i see your pic please
Lad: I am form the USA
Cammy:‎ I'd have to email it to you.
Lad: Ok
Cammy:‎ Your address is...?
Lad: Don't worry about that Baby
Cammy:‎ How can I send you a photo without your email address?
There was a problem handling your request, please retry the operation.
Lad: If i may ask what work do you do for a living..?
Lad: <ding>
Cammy:‎ I'm a photomodel.
Lad: Ok
Cammy:‎ What military are you in?
Lad: If i may ask How old are you
Cammy:‎ Hey, my question was first!
Cammy:‎ But I'm 26, OK?
Lad: I work as cost Army
Cammy:‎ What rank?
Lad: Ask for me i am 53
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad: If i may ask are you living with your mun
Cammy:‎ She died when I was four.
Lad: Oh
Lad: Sorry for that baby
Lad: Ask for me I have been widower for about seven years now and I have two precious kids
Cammy:‎ You mentioned that, yeah. What are your kids like?
Lad: my first daughter is 18 years old now and she is currently studying chemical engineering in the university in united state, and my lovely boy will be 15 by next month, he is currently in the Ghana Military Academy in Africa, he study under the department of medicine there. they are still undergoing their academic studies.
Lad: <ding>
Cammy:‎ Why do you do that <ding> thing?
Lad: I don;t stay at one palce Baby
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad: Okay
Cammy:‎ Sorry, you confused me there.
Cammy:‎ I was wondering about that <ding> thing.
Lad: Hahaha
Lad: Don't be worry about that Bay
Lad: Baby
Lad: must say, its my pleasure to meet you again.
Lad: <ding>
Cammy:‎ Please don't do that.
Lad: Okay i here
Cammy:‎ It looks silly.
Lad: Okay
Cammy:‎ Your kids sound very smart.
Lad: i am more interested in making good friendship with you in honesty, trust and sincerity, even though we just met each other, maybe, as time goes on, we maybe more than a friends.
Lad: Oh Yeah
Cammy:‎ My brother is a Captain in the Australian Army.
There was a problem handling your request, please retry the operation.
Cammy:‎ I'm getting some error messages. Is your chat working OK?
Lad: If i may ask do you have car
Lad: What do you mean
Lad: <ding>
Lad: Are you there with me
Cammy:‎ I'm here, and no, I don't have a car.
Lad: Sorry
Cammy:‎ What for?
Lad: Haveing a car
Cammy:‎ It's no big deal not having a car.
Lad: If i may ask,What are you looking for
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad: Okay
Lad: When was the last time you had sex?
Cammy:‎ LOL!
Lad: Hahaha
Cammy:‎ What a question!
Lad: Are you single and do you have kid..?
Cammy:‎ Unmarried, no kids.
Lad: Okay
Cammy:‎ My photographer AJ is the closest I have to a BBFF, but he's a player and that's too bad.
Lad: Do you have any photos of you
Cammy:‎ Of course, but I couldn't send them to you without your email addie.
Lad: [email protected]
Lad: send it to that email
Cammy:‎ OK.
Lad: pls do it now
Cammy:‎ A bit later, my pix are on another drive.
Lad: Okay
Lad: Where do you come from..?
Cammy:‎ Sydney.
Cammy:‎ Born there, living there.
Lad: Thank you very much for your reply i am so greatful that you are so serious and i am here to let you know i am also serious hope you gonna take good proper care of me these is making me really wanna be with you so badly couse life is so unpredictable. Changes
Cammy:‎ Take care of you?
Lad: Thanks you very much
Cammy:‎ This is all a bit, well, sudden.
Lad: I never chat with a woman like this befor
Lad: Yeah
Lad: Are you stay with your dady
Cammy:‎ Hell no. He hates me and I hate him back.
Lad: If i may ask how old he is your dady..?
Cammy:‎ Don't call him my daddy.
Lad: why
Cammy:‎ He's somewhere past sixty. I wish he's hurry up and die.
Cammy:‎ "Daddy" means affection. I don't have any love for my father.
Lad: Okay
Lad: What about your mum
Cammy:‎ Dude, I told you, she died when I was four.
Cammy:‎ I barely remember her!
Lad: Okay i see
Lad: Are you done sending photos.?
Cammy:‎ I haven't send any yet.
Cammy:‎ You'll get a pic when I get around to it.
Cammy:‎ In the meantime, gotta go, CYA.

He'll get some Sophie Monk pix later.

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:56 am

Is he conducting an interview?

I love Cammy, she's hilarious.

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:46 pm

New Year's Eve, and the Lad is back.

Lad: hello how are you doing my love
Lad: <ding>
Lad: <ding>
Cammy: Hello there.
Cammy: And please don't do that <ding> thing. It looks silly.
Lad: ok my love
Cammy: Kewl.
Lad: ‎i what to see you on webcam please ok
Cammy: ‎I don't have a webcam enabled.
Cammy: ‎Why are you writing like that?
Lad: ‎ ok can i see your pics my love
Cammy: I sent you two pix.
Lad: ok my love
Cammy: You did see them, right?
Lad: yes my love
Cammy: So...
Lad: i like dam‎
Cammy: And again, why are you writing funny?
Lad: at is noting my love
Lad: so wan can i see you
Cammy: Whatever, I guess.
Cammy: What do you mean?
Lad: sorry ok
Lad: ‎my mother is dad
Lad: my love
Cammy: Huh?
Lad: and i dont have morther and father
Cammy: Oh, right.
Lad: and you
Cammy: What?
Lad: and want are you doing now my love
Cammy: I'm chatting to you.
Cammy: I'll be joining some friends later for a New Years' Eve party
Cammy: Where are you at the moment?
Cammy: Why did you log off?

More to come?

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:23 am

Disappoinment as the Lad transforms into a beggar - that, and the writing style, makes me suspect it ain't the same Lad.

Lad:‎ hello,sweet,how,are,you,doing,today?
Lad:‎ <ding>
Cammy:‎ Why do you do that <ding> thing?
Cammy:‎ It looks silly?
Lad:‎ sorry
Lad:‎ i,need,to,know,if,you,are,there,for,me
Cammy:‎ Writing <ding> won't make me appear.
Lad:‎ please,i,need,to,see,you,my,love
Cammy:‎ Well, I'm here.
Cammy:‎ Where are you right now?
Lad:‎ can,you,call,me,so,that,we,can,see,our,self
Cammy:‎ Please, can't we just chat?
Lad:‎ please,did,you,love,me?
Cammy:‎ I barely know you. Util I do, I can't answer that.
Lad:‎ so,what,can,i,do,for,you,to,know,me,very,well
Cammy:‎ A picture of you would be good.
Cammy:‎ And if you told me stuff when I ask you... that would be good too.
Lad:‎ you,need,my,picture?
Cammy:‎ I need to know if you're at least good-looking.
Lad:‎ ok
Cammy:‎ It's an offence against Freyja if I'm intimate with any but the fair.
Lad:‎ i,don't,understand?
Cammy:‎ Do you want me to explain it again?
Lad:‎ yes
Cammy:‎ The Goddess Freyja would not like it if I was too friendly to ugly people.
Lad:‎ hahaha
Lad:‎ really
Lad:‎ but,people,tell,me,am,beautiful
Cammy:‎ They could be just sparing your feelings. Gotta know for sure.
Lad:‎ ok,lets,see,on,cam
Cammy:‎ Cam? You mean webcam?
Lad:‎ yes
Cammy:‎ Sorry, no, I don't have one enabled.
Lad:‎ how,can,you,see,me,now?
Cammy:‎ You may think it's odd for a photomodel to value her privacy, but it's true. Plus I've heard stories about being asked to come on cam and then things get spicy and before you know it, there's blackmail. Anyway, you can always send me your photograph. I sent you mine.
Lad:‎ ok
Lad:‎ send,it,now
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad:‎ send,your,pic,now?
Cammy:‎ I sent you two of my pix already!
Lad:‎ i,did,not,get,them,send,again
Cammy:‎ I sent them to the address that you gave me. Check it again.
Lad:‎ send,it,here
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad:‎ send,it,here
Cammy:‎ I don't understand.
Lad:‎ send,your,picture,to,me,here,
Cammy:‎ Just check your email! I'm sure you got them.
Lad:‎ no,i,did,not
Cammy:‎ You checked spam?
Lad:‎ i,don't,see,it,my,love
Lad:‎ send,again
Cammy:‎ Sent again.
Cammy:‎ And again, just to make sure
Lad:‎ you,mean,i,should,send,my,picture
Cammy:‎ That's the idea. Send one when you reply to my email.
Lad:‎ send,me,your,email,now?
Cammy:‎ I have written to FOUR TIMES now. You have my email.
Lad:‎ please,i,need,to,be,sure,of,what,am,about,to,do
Lad:‎ so,send,me,your,email,now?
Cammy:‎ You have my email address. You gave me yours and I sent emails to you. You have my email address.
Lad:‎ i,don't,have,it,any,more
Cammy:‎ Look in your email account!
Lad:‎ send,it,i,really,need,to,send,you,my,pic,now
Cammy:‎ I have sent FOUR messages to you already!
Lad:‎ is,like,youmare,not,ready,for,me
Cammy:‎ WTF? It's like you can't use email! But here we are on chat!
Lad:‎ forget,it,since,you,are,not,ready
Cammy:‎ All right! Here it is!
Cammy:‎ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cammy:‎ Happy now?
Lad:‎ yes,
Lad:‎ thanks
Cammy:‎ <Headdesk>
Lad:‎ why?
Cammy:‎ Never mind. Just please send me your pix.
Lad:‎ ok,i,will
Cammy:‎ When?
Lad:‎ when,i,send,it,i,will,let,you,know,ok
Lad:‎ i,need,some,one,to,help,me,send,it,for,you
Cammy:‎ So, in the meantime, where are you right now?
Lad:‎ i,came,for,holiday,in,Ghana
Cammy:‎ Where's that?
Lad:‎ west,Africa,Ghana
Cammy:‎ You said your son is studying there.
Lad:‎ yes
Cammy:‎ Why isn't be at an American school?
Lad:‎ he,told,me,he,love,Africa,culture,so,he,will,like,to,study,there
Lad:‎ i,try,to,stop,him,but,he,insist
Lad:‎ so,i,allow,her,go
Cammy:‎ Hey, your call.
Lad:‎ you,want,me,to,call,you
Cammy:‎ No... never mind. I meant. it was your choice.
Lad:‎ send,me,your,mobile,number
Lad:‎ so,that,we,can,talk,more,there
Cammy:‎ American and Australian English aren't as alike as I thought.
Lad:‎ please,send,me,your,mobile,number,so,that,i,can,hear,your,voice
Cammy:‎ I don't have a mobile. I can't use one. Anyway, they give you cancer.
Lad:‎ what,do,you,mean?
Cammy:‎ What are your kids called? You never said.
Lad:‎ you,mean,is,name?
Cammy:‎ Yes.
Lad:‎ his,name,is,Isaac,victor
Cammy:‎ What about your daughter?
Lad:‎ kate
Cammy:‎ Thanx.
Cammy:‎ My brother's name is Roscoe, just so you know.
Lad:‎ where,are,you,now?
Cammy:‎ At home in Sydney.
Lad:‎ with,who,are,there,alone
Cammy:‎ I shouldn't be telling you that... Come on, dude, I barely know you.
Lad:‎ please,i,need,some,help,from,you,please
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad:‎ i,have,some,problem,here,now?
Cammy:‎ Like what?
Cammy:‎ Hello?
Lad:‎ my,credit,card,has,some,problem,please,i,need,some,money,from,when,i,get,back,home, i,will,pay,you,back
Cammy:‎ What do you mean "problem"?
Lad:‎ i,can't,use,my,card,to,take,money,if,only,i,get,home,i,will,retify,it
Cammy:‎ What type of card?
Lad:‎ credit,card
Cammy:‎ I meant what company?
Lad:‎ my,MTC,card,please
Lad:‎ is,bad,now,i,need,to,retify,it
Cammy:‎ Are you sure about the company? I can't find it on the web.
Lad:‎ yes,very,sure
Cammy:‎ Oh, it's AMEX!
Lad:‎ please,help,me,please,i,need,to,take,some,m0oney,please
Cammy:‎ I'm looking for the help line or address.
Lad:‎ send,to,the,name,of,my,son
Lad:‎ can,i,send,you,the,address?
Cammy:‎ +1 801 849 2124
Lad:‎ what,is,that?
Lad:‎ what,will,i,use,it,for
Lad:‎ to,call,you?
Cammy:‎ No, that the AMEX help line. They should be able to get your card put right.
Lad:‎ please,it,my,credit,card,please,they,told,me,when,i,get,home,befor,they,can,retify,it
Cammy:‎ You called them already?
Lad:‎ yes
Cammy:‎ Why didn't you tell me that?
Lad:‎ that,what?
Cammy:‎ That you'd talked to AMEX!
Lad:‎ some,have,gve,me,that,number,to,call,before,now
Lad:‎ so,that,is,what,they,told,me
Cammy:‎ OK
Lad:‎ so,please,i,need,your,help,please
Cammy:‎ No wonder you were acting all scatterbrained!
Lad:‎ what,did,you,mean?
Cammy:‎ Never mind.
Cammy:‎ What were you saying before?
Lad:‎ please,send,me,the,money,by,today,please
Cammy:‎ What's the time where you are?
Lad:‎ theremare,things,i,need,to,do,here,for,i,an,come,back,home
Cammy:‎ What's the time there?
Cammy:‎ Focus, please!
Lad:‎ 7;10am
Cammy:‎ Well, it's nearly 2000 here, and the post office is closed, so Western Union would be out.
Cammy:‎ There's a 7-11 does Moneygram, but that's a fair walk - an hour round trip.
Cammy:‎ If you could hold on for twelve hours, it'd be easier.
Lad:‎ please,how,much,can,you,send,my,love
Cammy:‎ What do you need and what for?
Lad:‎ my,son,need,to,pay,for,his,hostel,bill,and,he,need,some,money,for,feeding,too,and,i,need,to, come,back,home,as,well,so,please,how,much,can,you,send,for,me?
Lad:‎ am,going,to,pay,you,back,as,soon,i,get,home
Cammy:‎ I'm not going to guess. Do you have any idea?
Lad:‎ idea,of,what?
Cammy:‎ How much money?
Cammy:‎ And what's this about your son's hostel bill?
Lad:‎ my,son,hostel,bill,is,500,and,at,list,1.000.00.will,be,ok
Cammy:‎ So $1500?
Lad:‎ no
Lad:‎ 1000
Cammy:‎ OK, fine, now what?
Lad:‎ can,i,send,you,the,address,to,send,the,money,to
Cammy:‎ That's what I meant - details!
Lad:‎ ok
Lad:‎ naCammy: ISAAC VICTOR OGHENEMINE
country: Ghana accra
text question: what for
answer: textbooks
Cammy:‎ Hang on - your family name is Oghenemine?
Lad:‎ yes
Cammy:‎ Weird! Why not to you? And why am I saying it's for textbooks?
Lad:‎ pay,to,his,name,please
Lad:‎ that,is,what,i,use,when,i,send,him,money
Cammy:‎ I'm not you. It's to help you, not him!
Lad:‎ please,if,you,help,him,it,means,you,help,me,as,well!
Cammy:‎ Well, it's getting late, and if I'm to get it done tonight I have to go now. I'll send you my details when I get back so you can send the refund.
Lad:‎ ok,my,love
Lad:‎ how,long,will,it,take,you,to,send,it?

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:32 am

Why,is,he,typing,like,this?

He doesn't appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed. You basically offered $1500 and he said no, $1000. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:47 am

^ No idea on the writing style, Bunny May...

I decided to monkey wrench the transfer to, among other things, give the Lad a chance to be an asshole, and for Cammy to swear at him.

Lad:‎ <ding>
Lad:‎ hello,my,love
Lad:‎ ok,my,love
Lad:‎ how,long,will,it,take,you,to,send,it?
IM 22:08
Lad:‎ hello,my,love,are,you,back?
Cammy:‎ I TOLD YOU NOT TO DING ME!
Lad:‎ sorry,my,love
Cammy:‎ Not happy
Lad:‎ sorry,please
Cammy:‎ Not you
Lad:‎ for,who,my,love
Cammy:‎ That asshole on a bike who ran me down.
Cammy:‎ I swear his did it onpurpise
Lad:‎ oh,sorry,my,love
Cammy:‎ Tried to group me pretenind to hekp me up so I broke his fuckgnnose
Lad:‎ what,is,wrong,with,him
Cammy:‎ I've got a fucking splitting headache and sutsa anf bruses and AJ wantss to call the cops
Cammy:‎ And why the fuck shoudk I canre whats wrong with that peice of shit
Lad:‎ sorry,my,love,for,every,thing
Cammy:‎ Want your fsauly
Cammy:‎ Shit am I amk9ing a ny sense
Cammy:‎ My headhuns s much
Lad:‎ please,i,don't,understand,what,you,mean
Lad:‎ sorry,my,dear
Cammy:‎ Never yuou mind
Lad:‎ please,have,you,send,the,money?
Cammy:‎ No, never gfot to the 711
Lad:‎ but,you,said,you,are,going,to,send,it,before,yu,went,offline
Cammy:‎ OK
Cammy:‎ Now read this very carefully
Cammy:‎ I WAS ON THE WAY THERE WHEN I GOT RUN OVER BY AN ASSHOLE ON A PUSHBIKE WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME AS I LAY STUNNED SO I BROKE HIS FUCKING NOSE AND I AM INJURED AND IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Cammy:‎ Adrenaline rocks!
Lad:‎ ok
Cammy:‎ Glad you understand.
Lad:‎ sorry,for,that,so,when,are,sending,it
Cammy:‎ I have no fucking idea!
Lad:‎ please,i,need,it,soon,my,love
Cammy:‎ I don;t hanfle pain well! Someone attacjed and hurt me and all yoy care about is your fucking money
Lad:‎ but,i,said,sorry,my,love
Lad:‎ am,very,very,sorry
Cammy:‎ Sorry is easy to day
Lad:‎ how,which,am,there,with,you,i,will,do,more,to,help,you,out
Cammy:‎ Huh?
Lad:‎ please,things,are,going,out,of,head,here
Cammy:‎ WTF?
Cammy:‎ I,m ot geting youo!
Cammy:‎ Ow! Nureoden
Lad:‎ i,need,to,do,some,things,here,with,the,money
Cammy:‎ Well I nerdd pain kollesa
Lad:‎ yes,very,thing,will,be,fine,my,love
Cammy:‎ What the fucka artyou psisoskng on aboujt
Lad:‎ sorry,i,know,you,are,on,pains
Cammy:‎ Do you want an fukcing price for thatg?
Lad:‎ price,for,what?
Cammy:‎ PRIZE!
Cammy:‎ I eman prize
Lad:‎ what,prise
Cammy:‎ Nevwr mind. Im outta here

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:46 am

OK, time to raise the Lad's hopes...

08 Jan 22:08
Cammy: And you're there... right?
Lad: please,my,lve,am,here,now?
Cammy: So am I.
Lad: please,can,we,talk,now?
Cammy: Yes, of course.
Lad: please,how,was,your,conditions,now?
Cammy: I'm better, if that's what you mean. They arrested the asshole who ran me down.
Lad: verry,good,my,love
Lad: please,can,you,send,the,money,now?
Lad: this,have,to,been,done,fast
Cammy: It's 2213 here!
Lad: when,can,you,send,it,my,love
Cammy: Tomorrow.
Lad: please,did,you,have,the,address,that,you,will,send,the,money,to
Cammy: What were you talking about before?
Lad: please,you,said,what?
Cammy: "please,my,love,we,need,to,talk,my,time,going,back,home,has,come"
Lad: ok
Lad: i,told,you,i,came,to,do,holiday,with,my,son,here
Lad: so,i,really,need,to,o,back,home
Cammy: You said about going home.
Lad: so.i.need,the,money,to,settle,his,bill,so,that,when,i,get,home,i,send,you,back,your,money
Cammy: Don't you have a return ticket?
Lad: no,
Lad: i,suspose,to,have,my,ticket,here,but,my,credit,card,is,bad,the,is,no,way,i,can,take,money
Cammy: Why not?
Cammy: Huh?
Lad: please,my,son,need,to,pay,for,his,hostel,bill,so,please,send,the,money,so,that,i,can,move
Lad: please,did,you,understand?
Lad: hello,my,love,are,there,for,me?
Cammy: I'm here.
Lad: please,how,much,will,you,send,by,tomorrow?
Cammy: You said $1000.
Lad: please,did,you,have,the,name,to,send,the,money?
Cammy: I've got it.
Lad: please,don't,make,any,mistake,about,it
Lad: can,you,send,it,to,me,so,i,can,see
Cammy: Huh?
Lad: let,me,see,if,you,have,the,riht,name
Lad: let.me.see.if,you,have,the,right,name,my,love
Lad: send,it,for,me
Lad: i,need,to,see,if,that,name,is,correct
Lad: hello
Cammy: ISAAC VICTOR OGHENEMINE
Cammy: BTW - you promised me your picture.
Lad: yes,but,i,don't,have,my,pic,here,my,love,when,i,get,home,i,will,send,you,mine
Cammy: O RLY?
Cammy: How do I know you'll pay me back?
Lad: i,will,my,love,trust,me,
Lad: am,honest,person
Cammy: I've only got your word for that (LOL)
Lad: yes,my,love,you,can,trust,me
Lad: i,love,you,so,much
Cammy: That's been said before, and I've been taken advantage of.
Cammy: What's your address in America?
Lad: my,love,i,have,good,plan,for,us,so,i,will,make,sure,i,do,it,so,that,you,can,trust,me
Lad: i,have,the,money,so,i,will,send,it,back,to,you
Cammy: What do you mean about a "good plan"?
Lad: i,will,like,to,come,and,buy,a,house,in,your,country
Lad: so,don't,worry,all,i,need,from,you,just,be,honest,with,me
Cammy: Why? You can buy a house any time you want. You don't need me for that.
Lad: but,i,need,to,be,close,to,you
Lad: so,that,why,i,need,at,list,a,house,in,your,country
Cammy: You do know that Australia is the only country on the continent?
Lad: please,i,love,your,country,my,love
Cammy: Why?
Lad: there,is,peace,there
Lad: my,friend,is,telling,me,good,things,are,happening,there
Lad: so,i,love,your,country
Cammy: Which friend?
Lad: my,friend,at,woring,place
Lad: my,friend,in,my,workin,place
Cammy: Just a thought... you're in the army... why not ask them for help?
Lad: i,have,call,my,friend,he,just,told,me,he,has,used,his,money,for,business,so,please,my,love, trust,me,send,the,money,as,soon,i,get,home,you,have,your,money,back
Lad: you,can,trust,me,i,have,not,ask,of,any,help,from,you,befor,now
Lad: so,please,i,don't,like,telling,people,about,my,problem
Cammy: The Army should be helping you no matter what.
Lad: is,just,that,i,love,you,and,i,know,you,be,the,one,i,will,spend,my,life,with
Lad: yes,i,know,but,i,don't,like,telling,my,problem,to,people
Cammy: Except me, who you only just met!
Lad: please,i,have,mind,for,you,and,i,kinow,you,will,understand,me,more,than,any,other,person
Lad: please,why,all,this,questions
Lad: but,you,know,i,have,not,told,you,about,any,thing,of,help,before?
Cammy: You haven't had the chance.
Lad: is,just,that,am,in,Africa,now,and,my,card,is,bad,so,please,i,beg,of,you
Cammy: There was this guy who needed my help, or so he said, and I lent him money for medicine - turned out his medicine for some reason made him go to betting shops and pubs.
Lad: but,am,didfferent,from,that,person
Lad: please,you,can,count,on,me,trust,me,my,love
Cammy: One day I told him I wouldn't give him any more money and he hit me in the face and grabbed my handbag. He was just leaving when my brother arrived and saw me with a black eye and blood nose. So he broke that maggot's wrists.
Lad: what?
Lad: what,is,the,name,of,that,stupid,mn
Lad: what,is,his,name?
Lad: tell,me,the,name,of,that,stupid,man
Cammy: Why do you want to know?
Lad: i,need,to,search,for,him
Lad: what,is,wron,with,him?
Cammy: Apart from being a bludger?
Cammy: Two broken wrists?
Lad: please,am,so,sorry,for,that
Cammy: Sorry about what?
Lad: sorry,about,what,he,did,to,you
Cammy: He got his just desserts.
Lad: please,i,will,always,love,you
Cammy: That's EXACTLY what HE said.
Lad: please,am,not,like,that
Lad: i,can't,lie,to,you
Lad: please
Cammy: Oh come on! Anyone can lie.
Lad: yes,that,is,truth
Lad: but,you,can,trust,me,my,love
Cammy: Did I tell you about my brother?
Lad: no
Cammy: He's a soldier too – SpecFor.
Lad: really
Cammy: Yes, really. So if you're not the real McCoy... start praying!
Lad: why,are,you,talking,like,that
Cammy: Just covering all the bases.
Cammy: What time is it where you are?
Lad: 12;14noon
Cammy: 11 hours difference... No point sending it until the afternoon here.
Lad: what,time,are,you,there,my,love
Cammy: Do the maths!
Lad: please,my,love,what,time,are,you,going,to,send,it?
Cammy: In the evening.
Lad: today?
Lad: hello
Cammy: Tomorrow.
Lad: ok,my,love,please,just,try,for,test,me,i,will,be,honest,to,you
Cammy: Yeah, whatever. Just remember what I said. I'm going now.
Lad: where,are,you,going,my,sweet,heart?
Lad: hello,please,where,are,you,going?

To come; oh the disappointment!

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:16 pm

It was payday... supposedly...

Lad: ‎ hello,my,love,how,are,you,doing,today?
Cammy: Well that was quick.
Cammy: How are you?
Lad: ‎ am,fine,my,love
Lad: ‎ where,are,you,now,baby?
Cammy: At home, preparing for Freyja-Day rituals.
Lad: ‎ really
Cammy: Yes, really.
Lad: ‎ please,have,you,send,the,money,my,love?
Cammy: I went to Moneygram...
Lad: ‎ ok
Lad: ‎ can,i,have,the,MTCN,number,now?
Cammy: The what?
Lad: ‎ he,infmation,so,,can,have,the,money
Lad: ‎ the,information
Cammy: What does the MTCN have to do with this?
Lad: ‎ i,mean,so,that,i,can,take,the,money,you,send
Cammy: I can't use the MTCN. I'm a civilian.
Lad: ‎ have,you,sent,the,money?
Lad: ‎ you,said,you,went,to,moneygram,so,did,you,send,the,money?
Cammy: They told me not to.
Lad: ‎ why,my,love
Cammy: Because they say that your actions and profile are those of a scammer.
Lad: ‎ why,did,listen,to,them
Lad: ‎ but,you,know,am,honest,to,you,my,love
Cammy: NO I DON'T KNOW THAT!!!
Lad: ‎ why,will,say,such,word,
Cammy: Because I don't know that you're honest.
Lad: ‎ you,know,i,really,need,your,help,because,am,having,problem,now
Cammy: How do I know that?
Lad: ‎ why,are,you,doing,this,to,me,my,love,
Cammy: I don't even know for sure who you are.
Lad: ‎ i,really,need,you,so,that,i,can,move,out,from,here
Lad: ‎ please,and,i,said,am,going,to,pay,you,the,money,back,as,soon,i,have,my,credit,card,right
Lad: ‎ why,are,so,hard,for,me,to,understand
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank and serial number.
Lad: ‎ how.will.i.lie.for.some,one,i,love,so,much
Cammy: Do you really love me? How do I know that?
Lad: ‎ yes,i,love,you,my,dear
Cammy: If you love me, tell me what I asked for.
Lad: ‎ please,just,ive,me,a,try
Lad: ‎ and,see,what,am,made,of
Lad: ‎ just,test,me,my,love
Lad: ‎ i,so,much,need,you,my,dear
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank, and serial number.
Lad: ‎ because,since,the,death,of,my,wife,i,have,not,come,close,to,any,woman
Cammy: Tell me your full name, rank, and serial number.
Lad: ‎ because,i,really,need,honest,person,like,you
Lad: ‎ ok
Lad: ‎ my,full,name
Cammy: NOW! You won't need time to think. You have 30 seconds.
Lad: ‎ Mohammed,Wale
Lad: ‎ am,four,star,genaral
Lad: ‎ am,the,one,controling,my,boys,there,in,Syria
Lad: ‎ please,i,have,told,you,not,to,listen,to,them,because,they,are,not,hppy,for,me, and,you
Cammy: Service number! You should be able to rattle it off!
Lad: ‎ please,i,need,to,move,out,of,here,please,my,love
Cammy: They're right. You're a scammer. You can't recall your name, you don't know your service number, and you don't know what the MTCN is.
Lad: ‎ by,february,am,comin,with,you
Lad: ‎ please,what,are,you,talking,about,my,love
Cammy: And a general in any army would have an official credit card for travel.
Lad: ‎ yes,but,how,can,i,do,that,when,my,card,is,bad
Cammy: You made the mistake of thinking I'm a dumb blonde.
Lad: ‎ am,telling,you,the,truth,
Lad: ‎ please,trust,me,am,the,right,man,for,you
Cammy: An official credit card wouldn't 'go bad'.
Lad: ‎ no,you,don't,have,to
Lad: ‎ i,don't,need,to,tell,you,all,about,my,work,
Lad: ‎ t,is,not,allow
Cammy: I've met plenty of soldiers because of my brother. I know how the systems work. And I know that you're full of shit.
Lad: ‎ it,is,not,allow,but,am,doin,it,just,because,,love,you,so,much
Lad: ‎ if,am,tellin,lie,ask,your,brother
Lad: ‎ he,will,tell,you,every,thing,i,hope,you,said,your,brother,is,in,Army,too
Cammy: Freyja will know the truth. She will know that your heart is false.
Lad: ‎ please,i,will,like,to,speak,with,him,too
Cammy: Roscoe is SpecFor.
Cammy: And what would you gain from speaking with him?
Lad: ‎ look,if,i,don't,love,you,i,will,not,weast,my,time,with,you
Cammy: You love my money.
Lad: ‎ please,trust,me,my,time,here,is,up,i,need,to,o,back,to,my,base
Lad: ‎ please,help,me,my,love
Cammy: Base?
Lad: ‎ my,dauhter,she,even,here,with,me
Lad: ‎ yes
Cammy: That's not what you said.
Lad: ‎ i,need,to,o,back,to,my,station
Cammy: You said she was in America.
Lad: ‎ i,measn,my,sn,please
Cammy: If you're really a general, they'd sent a MASC flight for you - easy to get via MTCN, but you didn't do that.
Lad: ‎ hello,my,love,they,really,know,that,am,coming,to,see,my,son
Lad: ‎ so,please,don't,waest,time,so,that,i,will,not,get,into,troble
Lad: ‎ please,my,love
Cammy: Prove yourself.
Lad: ‎ please,what,else,did,you,want,me,to,say
Lad: ‎ i,have,expain,every,thing,to,you
Cammy: Do you know what "prove" means?
Lad: ‎ why,are,taking,their,words,and,you,can,trust,me
Cammy: I don't know any such thing.
Lad: ‎ tell,me,what,kind,of,prove,did,you,need
Cammy: What have you got? ID card? Unit snap? Copy of your MOS?
Lad: ‎ please,am,honest,to,you,i,even my,plans,was,for,us,will make,you,happy
Lad: ‎ what,did,you,need,all,that,for,i,don'thavethem,withme,here
Cammy: No ID? Bullshit.
Lad: ‎ as,soon,i,get,there,i,will,send,every,thing,for,you
Lad: ‎ please trust,me,am,real,to,you
Lad: ‎ this,is,not,my,laptop,that,am,useing,here
Cammy: Are you?
Lad: ‎ so,i,don't have them here please
Lad: ‎ yes,i,will,send,every,thing,to,you,as,soon,i,get,home
Cammy: But... that means you need me to send you money.
Lad: ‎ hello,sweet heart,trust,me,i,will,do,all,what,you,ask,from,me
Lad: ‎ yes,my,love,
Lad: ‎ please i,will,pay,you,back,am,not,bad,person,at,all
Cammy: My BBFF is here and he's laughing at you.
Lad: ‎ why?
Lad: ‎ what have imdone?
Lad: ‎ please,tell,me,are,younot,honest,with,me?
Cammy: You're such a cocksucker.
Lad: ‎ why are doing all this to me
Cammy: Are you one of those Ghana gays?
Lad: ‎ what,did,you,mean?
Lad: ‎ no please
Lad: ‎ why,are,you,asking,me,that i have told you things about my self
Cammy: I read about how Ghana has a big gay subculture even though it's illegal to be gay.
Cammy: They make money for the gay cause by scamming.
Cammy: That's what the MG agent told me.
Lad: ‎ really,there,is,nothing,likethat,here,to,my,seeing
Lad: ‎ please,send,me,your,mobile,number
Lad: ‎ so,thatwe,can,talk,on,phone
Cammy: I don't have a mobile, you fuckwit.
Lad: ‎ why?
Lad: ‎ so,you,don't use phone?
Cammy: You really are a fucking turd.
Cammy: With the memory of a fucking goldfish.
Lad: ‎ i,don't,still,understandyou
Cammy: If you were an American you'd know what I meant.
Lad: ‎ that,was,the,reason,why,i,ask,for,your,mobile,number
Lad: ‎ so,send,it,lets,talk
Cammy: I
Cammy: DON'Y
Cammy: HAVE
Cammy: A
Cammy: MOBILE
Cammy: YOU
Cammy: PIECE
Cammy: OF
Cammy: SHIT
Cammy: AND
Cammy: YOU
Cammy: KNOW
Cammy: WHY
Cammy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lad: ‎ no
Lad: ‎ did,you,also,have,cam?
Cammy: Nope.
Lad: ‎ \evry,thing,you,said,no,ikreall,like,you,to,see,me,
Lad: ‎ so,thatyou,can,trust,me
Cammy: I sent you my pix.
Cammy: You never sent me yours
Lad: ‎ ok,i,will,do,that,for,you,i,promise,my,love
Cammy: But I bet not until after I send you money!
Lad: ‎ please,goand,send,the,money,all,you,need,from,me,i,will,do,them,so,that,you,cantrust,me
Cammy: Go butt-fuck a goat and then lick out its ass.
Lad: ‎ what,did,you,mean?
Cammy: What do you think (LOL) I mean?
Lad: ‎ i,don't,know
Cammy: SRSLY?
Lad: ‎ so,now,you,playing,with,me
Lad: ‎ making,funn,of,me,too
Cammy: I'm grateful for the guy at MG who put me right.
Cammy: Do you believe in curses and maledictions?
Lad: ‎ so,he,put,you,right,is,that,what,you,mean?
Cammy: Oh Freyja bless me, you're too stupid - you fell out of the dumbass tree and hit every branch on the way down.

About the MTCN - Cammy knows that to mean "Military Tactical Communications Network" (jargon picked up from her brother).

Next... the Cringe!

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:57 pm

It gets me that they say 4* General as if you'll believe them. This,one,talks,with,commas, which isn't even easy to type !

His English is appalling and yet you have to believe he is what he says and really expects $1000 !!!

Some of them are good and some like this are very very bad snivelling little toads aren't they !

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

I still know my army number, even after being out of the army for 30 years

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:15 am

Things turn bad for our "four star general"... and the whole thing changes...

Lad: hello sweet heart how are you doing
Cammy: Freyja blessed us and gave me wisdom.
Lad: where are you now
Lad: what are you doing are you bush
Cammy: Freyja knows the truth about the human heart and soul when it comes to love, and She blessed me with wisdom about you.
Lad: see am,so,ashame,o,what,you,are,telling,me
Cammy: I haven't told you what She revealed to me.
Lad: because i dont still understand what make you think am lieying to you
Lad: who,revealed,what,for,you
Lad: look there no problem about you not sending the money but all i have to tell you,is that you fail my trust
Lad: ok
Cammy: Freyja, the Goddess, revealed that you are a liar and a fraud and a criminal. OK?
Cammy: I don't give a shit for your "trust".
Lad: you sick my love come to think of it did you know me?
Cammy: I know what you tried to do. That's enough.
Lad: why arem saying what will make me to swear for you
Lad: you know what am trying to do all the name of what
Cammy: You want my money. That's why you tried scamming me with all your lovie-dovie talk.
Lad: see i really need you as to be my wife i have to tell you the basick truth
Lad: no my sweet heart i really love you
Lad: can we seen cam
Cammy: Kiss my cute, perfect, sexy little ass.
Cammy: And then go butt-fuck that goat.
Lad: please,lets see on cam all i need is you my love
Lad: did you want me to say the truth
Cammy: You've been lying all the time, so the truth would be good.
Lad: please i need youn so much my friend
Cammy: You need my money, right?
Lad: if you can take me to where you are i will be happy
Lad: yes i need it
Lad: i really need your help because i need a wife for my self
Lad: but promise me you will marry me
Cammy: No fucking way!
Lad: because am going t be honest with you and i will like you to come and take me because loving you will be the most nice thing that have happen to me
Cammy: You're a criminal and liar.
Lad: no please hear me out
Cammy: And I notice that you say it's so good for you. Why should I give up my BBFF and BGFFs and my happy life for whatever shit you live in?
Lad: let me tell you nice men are hard to get but you can have them when you have wisdom just listen to me and you will be happy for the rest of your life
Lad: see love of woman i have it and i need a wife just listen to me
Lad: are you a christan?
Lad: tell me i need to know because i will change the topic because my mind tell me some thing about you
Cammy: I worship a Norse Goddess. So that answers your question. You are so fucking stupid!
Lad: this why youncan not find things for your self
Lad: am ready to tell you every thing about me
Lad: but see what you are telling me
Cammy: I've got no idea what that bit meant.
Cammy: That I'm not your victim? That's a good thing!
Lad: see there are many so woman that are like you getting married to our men here because we know how to make love to the women
Lad: because we are young and strong just obey me and all you need you can get them change some one life please
Lad: there many good men that are in the strest that need honest wife like you
Lad: but they don't have the chance to get them
Cammy: You said you're in your fifties with two teenaged children, so you aren't young!
Lad: but now am here telling what you have to do but you don't still what to listen. And one other thing; racism is a turn-off. So is being ordered around by a lying turd.
Lad: no i need to let you know why things are like that
Lad: please listen you will understand
Lad: when it come to make love baby inwill make you happy in bed
Lad: because am back
Lad: if only you wll listen to me
Lad: i have some thing to tell you
Cammy: AJ is a real stud and no way you're better than him. He's totally honest with me. You just can't be trusted because you're a liar and a cheat and a fraud star.
Lad: look if you will marry me i will ramain with you for ever but am black
Cammy: I don't give a fuck for your "colour". What matters here is that you are a lying scumbag.
Lad: am a man of 35 years old i lust my father and mother when am young
Lad: that why am now ready to tell you the truth
Cammy: OK, so you just admitted to being a liar and a fraud. At least that's out in the open.
Lad: you wll have my number and we are going to know each other better
Cammy: Why should I want to know you better?
Lad: see am honest this time all i need from you is understanding
Lad: just listen to me my good friend
Cammy: You were all the time saying that you couldn't lie to me and now you've admitted that you were lying all along.
Lad: of a truth i don't have any one helping me that why am doing this because am into a traning of marrin so i need some thing at work that why
Lad: please am so sorry for what i have been telling you
Lad: please this time am ready so that you can see me by face
Cammy: Why do you need help?
Lad: am leaning work here Marine engnnering work
Cammy: What the Hel is "Marine engnnering work"?
Lad: i don't have any one helping me truth the process there is one gile that give birth for me so she run away so please i need wife that can make me some body again in life i will be honest with you
Lad: yes
Lad: am ready to tell you every thing about me please just listen to me take me as your son or i can still be your lover too i will not be ashame at all
Lad: if only you make me some body in life
Lad: am really trying to make life but things are really hard
Cammy: Eeeewwwwwww! There is no sin but there is ick!!!!!!1
Lad: please i don't understand
Cammy: "take me as your son or i can still be your lover too" You sick scumbag!
Lad: please don't say so i mean what am telling you right now
Lad: say the truth and it shall sent you free
Cammy: You have chutzpah to the max!
Lad: my mine ask me to do what am doing now so please try to hear me out
Lad: why?
Cammy: Why? You should know better than that!
Lad: ihave just a son please i really need you in my life please come and be my helper
Lad: please
Cammy: You want me to give up everything here and come to live with you. Why, by Freyja's tears, would I want to do that?
Lad: no i need to come to you but please give me the chace
Lad: i really need you please God know why i meet with you
Lad: please am telling you the truth from now on
Lad: any day i lie don't talk to me again
Lad: my mind tells me some thing about you
Lad: please you can make it with me give me a trying hand
Lad: please
Cammy: Explain, please.
Lad: if you help me and i make life i swear with all my life i will never forsack you for no reason because i know where am coming from
Lad: please give me so try hands i beg of you
Cammy: How much do you want?
Lad: please send me what you know you help me with
Lad: please i will never lie to you again
Lad: i promise you
Lad: any time you need me i will be there for you
Lad: i will expalin all my move to you please i beg of you
Cammy: I'm not going to guess.
Lad: please i don't know if you have much but i need some tools at work so plase am need at list 500 dollars will be ok for now please
Lad: but i need to come to you please help me to where you are
Cammy: How come you don't have any money? Drink, drugs, gambling?
Lad: please there no work here things are very hard
Cammy: Try harder.
Lad: i need my pappr and i will come to you mom
Lad: please
Cammy: You're 35, right?
Lad: yes
Cammy: Do you know my age? You've seen my pix, care to guess?
Lad: please i don't know your age but if you can make me some one in life change my living i will marry you and stay with you even if you are 60
Lad: because back mach any colour
Cammy: I'm 26. And leave out that "colour" shit. It means nothing to me.
Lad: ok
Lad: please are you saying the truth
Lad: about your age?\
Cammy: YOU are asking ME if I'M telling the truth????? Goodbye.
Lad: please am supriase
Lad: sorry if it hot you
Lad: please am so sorry am just very suppriase
Lad: i don't mean any thing to hot you please
Lad: why are so had to me please am on my neens please am so sorry i beg of you
Lad: baby am so sorry my dear please i so much trust you for you to listen to me
Lad: please am really very sorry my life am in pains please i really need you into my life
Lad: ‎please forgive me i beg
Lad: ‎please i beg of you my sweet heart
Lad: ‎hello,my good friend how you doing toda
Lad: ‎o sorry for aking you that
Lad: ‎please forgive me i beg of you
Lad: hello,my love please where are you now?
Cammy: Hey, stop that, OK?

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:56 am

Quote:

ad: please am so sorry am just very suppriase
Lad: i don't mean any thing to hot you please
Lad: why are so had to me please am on my neens please am so sorry i beg of you

This is what I love... the quick firing argument bit. Any pretense of having any English goes out of the window while they beg. It's such fun.

My FB scammer turned good boy is charming me at the moment. Thanking me for stopping him making the worst decision in his life and be a scammer ! Talking to me now as if he is 'straight' and just loving me.... yeah ! Ok, I am convinced !! Just waiting for the angle he will use for the money.

Oh and I have one on FB_who_writes_it_all_like_this. When I asked him he said it was because this space bar doesn't work ! They need a better class of cyber cafe... or phone !

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:04 am

Hello! I love your bait so far, but I have a question: how is the lad communicating with you? Are you using an IM on a dating website/email IM or are you emailing them? I'm new to romance baiting and I'm starting a bait soon.

And Cammy is hilarious! Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:13 am

^ It was Yahoo messenger with just a few emails.

After that last bit came a fiery exchange.

Lad: hello,my good friend please talk to me am very sorry am just supriase try to understand me
Lad: am so sorry my dear please i need you so you much
Lad: please remember what i told you please come to my life and make me some body i beg of you
Lad: please you are God sent to my life i promise to listen to you always please
Lad: i beg of you i can not even sleep because i have not hear from you
Lad: things re very hard for me please all you need from man i have is just helping hands i need please i will make you happy please
Lad: i will always be honest to you because that is the kind of person i am
Cammy: Hey, stop that, OK?
Lad: please make my dreame come true please
Cammy: You tried to cheat me. You made up a sob story to get money from me.
Lad: please but i explain why i did that for yu and i will never go back to that agin please understand me
Lad: that was the reason why i need to come to where you are please
Cammy: Let's just hold it there for a bit. You want to come over to Australia and I guess move in with me, right?
Lad: yes
Lad: please i need you my dear
Cammy: Hold it! You said that you have a son. How old is he?
Lad: yes i have a son isn now 7years old now
Cammy: And I guess you would want me to be his stepmother?
Lad: yes my dear
Cammy: What do I tell my boyfriend Alek-Jaye?
Lad: i don't know of him i can only talk about my self because of the ay i fell about you,you must be the right one God know why i meet you that way so i know things will be right if i can have you
Cammy: What about my girlfriends?
Lad: please don't look at them because life you see his all about your choice that is the name of my son i gave him that name because am heading to a place of which am almost there which you
Cammy: I'm bisexual. Are you saying you'll deny me that part of me?
Lad: please explain i don't undestand
Cammy: I have sex with men - well, one man - and women. Part of that is homage to Freyja.
Lad: but am ready to get marry to you if only you give me that chance
Cammy: Would you allow me to continue my devotions to Freyja?
Lad: yes is your choice
Cammy: Wait, you don't know what that involves.
Lad: tell,me
Lad: am ready to be with you if you can make me some one in life
Cammy: On Freyja-Day – Friday – we worship Freyja and practice sacred sex in Her name.
Lad: ok
Cammy: Only one of the Asatru – my faith – can do that. You are a Christian, right?
Lad: yes
Lad: but i will be ready to go there with you
Cammy: Are you sure?
Lad: yes am very sure my love
Cammy: Are you truly potent?
Lad: all i need from you is for me to make much money because i need to help my family
Lad: please i promise trust me
Cammy: What does your family have to do with this?
Lad: i mean i will help them from poor
Lad: i can worship your god with you
Cammy: Goddess. Freyja is a Goddess.
Cammy: Are you potent?
Lad: am ready
Lad: that is the truth
Lad: am sure
Lad: i can do it
Cammy: You'll have to swear to serve the Aesir.
Lad: i told you i will be honest to you
Cammy: Not just honest to me, but to the Gods of Asgard.
Lad: yes i will trust me
Lad: i told you all i need if your god can make me rich
Lad: i will do any thing you ask me and am going to swear
Cammy: Freyja is a GODDESS. Pay attention!!!!!!!!!
Lad: really
Cammy: Yes really!!!!!!!!!!
Lad: please tell me more about him
Cammy: SHE is a GODDESS!!!!!! What is wrong with you???
Lad: ok
Lad: sorry
Lad: i will save her too like you always do too
Cammy: I'll have to think about this.
Cammy: But let me ask you - what work would you do over here?
Lad: please you will make way for because you the one living over there
Lad: i can do any work if only there will be money
Cammy: What the fuck? I am talking about working for a wage!
Lad: please you know am not too good in english so you have to understand me
Lad: please explain the wage?
Cammy: Have you ever had a job?
Lad: yes
Cammy: What was it?
Lad: marrine work my dear
Cammy: More details please?
Lad: i told you am into marine enginnering
Cammy: Whatever. You got paid, right?
Lad: yes
Lad: but it have been long time ago
Lad: about 7 years ago
Lad: so now am not working
Cammy: Your son grew up and you didn't have any work? How did you make it?
Lad: that was the reason why i need you
Lad: it was not so easy my dear
Lad: my elder sister she was the one helping me
Cammy: You didn't mention a sister.
Lad: yes we have not talk about them befor
Lad: but m telling you she was the only one supporting me
Cammy: How was she able to do that?
Lad: she was a teacher and am the last bonrn of my father
Lad: so she love me
Cammy: No other brothers or sisters?
Lad: but his now a family man
Lad: yes just two one brother too
Lad: he dose it care
Cammy: I have just one brother, but you know that.
Lad: hello please can i send my mobile number for you so that you can give a call?
Lad: yes you said so
Lad: because of you i have to be out of here and i will give you my number so that we make out other ways so that we can chat there
Cammy: Don't bother with the number. I couldn't call you anyway. My father's worst gift to me was to refuse vaccinations when I was three. I caught rubella. Ever since I was seven, I've been effectively deaf.
Lad: oh sorry for that
Cammy: No music in my life, no birdsong... I can read lips and I can speak normally, but only the loudest noises register.
Lad: ok
Lad: please but we can send text messages
Cammy: How? I don't have a mobile. They're a known cancer risk.
Lad: i understand what you really going true
Cammy: Do you? Do you really?
Lad: yes
Cammy: One thing I want to make clear is that if you want to push AJ out of my life, I won't let you. For one thing, he arranges my photoshoots and has joint copyright over any pix he takes. If he's not part of my life, I won't make a fraction of what I earn now.
Lad: what didnyou mean ?who is Aj?
Cammy: I told you about Alek-Jaye. He's my boyfriend and he's also my photographer.
Lad: but how can you take two of us
Lad: i will not push him away if you need him i will allow him
Cammy: I'm just telling you how things are here.
Cammy: Before anything else - I want a photo of you with your son, whose name you haven't mentioned.
Lad: i will send you but for now i don't have good phone to take nice pic and send them to you
Lad: but i will make a way for it my dear
Cammy: I'll chat with you after you send the pic.
Lad: please but you promise to send me some money so that i can make them ready on time please
Cammy: I don't remember any promise like that.
Lad: i can even do that by tomorrow if i can have some money things are hard for me here now
Lad: before you went offline yester day you ask me how much i want
Lad: did you remember that
Cammy: No - first lesson - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!
Lad: please things are not easy for me try to understand me my dear
Lad: i will send those pictures first thing tomorrow
Cammy: Given what happened I'm gobsmacked that you'd try to beg from me again!
Lad: i need to send you my picture as you ask from me
Lad: but how can i do that when i dn't have good phone
Cammy: I'm teaching you a lesson!
Lad: and am ready to lean from you
Cammy: And if you keep begging it's clear you haven't learned a fucking thing! Do you have any pride? Do you have any dignity?
Lad: please am leaning my love please sorry for me i love you so much
Cammy: Or maybe seven years idleness left you without any sense of either of those!
Lad: what did you want me to do now?
Lad: i told you all about me i can not hide any thing from you
Cammy: Solve your problems and don't beg.
Lad: ok
Cammy: I can't respect a man if he sees the solution to every problem as putting his hand out for a handout.
Lad: i know you can not understand but i will keep trying my best
Lad: Africa and your country are not disame
Lad: that was why you will not understand what i mean here
Cammy: I can understand. My father is always trying to get money from me. I think he does that because it pisses me off. He talks about my duty to him. I remind him how he failed me.
Lad: i will make many people to come and saved your godless
Cammy: What do you mean?
Lad: just make me happy please
Cammy: Explain that last bit.
Lad: i will make them to save your god
Lad: i have so many friends so they will be happy when they see me living well i will tell them about it
Lad: i mean worship
Lad: i will make them to worship her
Lad: all we need is money life is very hard here
Cammy: You don't know anything about Freyja.
Lad: just in magine my age i don't have good phone
Lad: come to think of it i don't her much you are the one telling about it now
Cammy: You're still begging. I'm leaving. You're getting under my skin.
Lad: please am not begging am try to explain some thing to you
Lad: that all
Lad: so now you need my picture and my son picture for you can start doing any thing for me?
Cammy: By Skadhi's bow, you never give up! It's all about you, you, you! Send money! Send money! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Lad: ‎no am talking about sending money
Lad: ‎am asking you what you want me me to send to you
Lad: ‎i will do as you ask from me

Hukywowzer: Cammy says thank you!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:46 am

lol!! I love how the details and everything changes with each exchange. One wonders if it's always a new lad or if it's the same lad but he's on the drink. Regardless, always a fan of Cammy!