Mali gold lad SAFARIS to Cote d Ivoire

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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:21 pm

Nice to see an angry lad on safari. I hope he enjoyed his trip to Bouake. Great work.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:46 pm

Mr. Labowski wrote:

F*%# YOU! BASTARD!! https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/mrali-dan-fuckyou-2015-01-16-12-16-21

I suggest that we ask VX to also translate this one Cool

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:05 pm

The only French word I caught in that is "bâtard", which is of course "bastard". So here's some more of the previous call:

There's been a misunderstanding.
What misunderstanding?
Sir! Sir! Go back to Bouaké!
Go back to Bouaké? Where?
To the cathedral.
Go back to Bouaké? Where?
To the cathedral. I'll send my chief to find you.
No! Me, I'm in the middle of leaving Bouaké. *
It'll take fifteen or twenty minutes at the cathedral.
No. I'm on the road to Abidjan. No problem.
Sir! Sir! Go back to Bouaké fast! Fast!
No! I'm in the middle of leaving for Abidjan.

*Not "on the train out of Bouaké". "En train de" is an idiom.

Now I have an injured foot and can't walk, and I have to make breakfast. I can't carry the pot while walking with both crutches. The laptop is next to the bed, but I do have to rest, and I have some fake sites to report and a lad to answer.

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There was a day of silence from the oga Michael George following my last email. I suspect he was waiting for Mr. Dia to return to Mali so he could get the full story of what happened.

Dan sends him another email:

Quote:

Hello Michael,

I am quite confused about all this. I just returned from the days hunt, am quite surprised not to hear from you. I assume that Mr. Dia is now back in Abidjan or perhaps Mali. I still have no idea why he did not wait for me until evening like I had told him to.

As you know my primary purpose for this trip was to go hunting. I have no intent to go to Mali, I am here for several more days if you want to meet. I recommend you come yourself, I really don't have any interest in doing business with Mr Dia new unless I get an apology from him for the way he spoke to me yesterday.

Regards, Dan

Michael calls my US baiter phone and leaves a message. Roughly transcribed below:

Quote:

""Dan, it Michael George. I want to know what the hell is going on?!? I sent a man to meet you in Abidjan, you weren't there, he go to Bouake, he can't find you... DIS IS BULLSHIT MAN!""

And follows up with an email:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Dan,

I am sorry for the late reply to your mail as well as what happen and
the insultive utterance Mr Dia used on you, I apologized on behalf of
him, right now i am quarrelling with Mr Dia for been rude to you , my
learned friend please bear with me and accept my apology. i was busy
attending to a client who came from Qatar, I take the client to our
village gold mining site as he requested, i want you to understand
that the hotel address Mr. Geoffrey gives to you is a very wrong
address of which Mr. Dia inquired from many people over there in
Bouake who informed him that Safar1 Hotel does not exist in Bouake. Mr
Dia pass his mobile phone to some people I spoke with over there in
Bouake, the people confirmed to me that Safar1 Hotel does not exist in
Bouake, I am also confused about the whole things. It is important
for you to ask Mr. Geoffrey why his Safar1 hotel does not have sign
bard or Public notification along the road or street where it is
located in Bouake.

You should also understand that Cote de Ivoire and Mali is a French
speaking country, it is not always easy to find people who speaks
English in this two countries, I was able to communicate perfectly
with you in English because I study English at school. I want you to
understand that the air france which took you to Abidjan also comes to
Bamako airport on daily basis, I advice that you continue your hunting
in Bouake when you are through with your hunting you will come down to
Bamako(nope) and finalise with here and handcarry the 15 kilograms of gold
bars to your country. This will only take us 27 hours to finalise the
transaction and you fly back to USA with the 15 kilos of gold bars.

Another thing I want to know from you is, why do you not like to pick
my calls?, I called in Bouake many times but you don’t pick my calls
and you don’t call me.

I will be looking forward to see you in Mali with my gift.
waiting for your urgent reply and phone call.

It costs me 59 cents per minute to call Mali lad on Skype, so for now iI'll stick to email. It may be a long shot, but I am going to try to get him back to Abidjan.

Quote:

Mr. George,

I have not idea why he could not find the hotel. Yes, it is a bit off of the main roadway and obscured by some of the military buildings, but that is why he should have just waited to by picked up. When I arrived I simply called Mr. Geoffrey and waited at the Cathedral for one of his employees to pick me up. Why did Mr. Dia not do that as he was instructed to do? .

Its seems that Mr. Dia is just a very impatient man... You were informed that I would be out on a short hunting expedition that day and would be returning in the evening. By the time I returned to the hotel and called him he was already in a taxi heading back to Abidjan!!

Let me make this VERY CLEAR. I am here on a hunting trip. That is my main purpose for this well deserved vacation is to enjoy the beautiful country here and relax and enjoy my hunt. I leave early in the morning, spend the days out in the bush, and get back to the hotel very late in the evenings.

I am still very much interested in buying gold, but I will not be taken away from my hunting here which is something I have wanted to do for years! I have NO PLANS to go to MALI. This whole thing turned into a mess because of that fool Mr. Dia. This deal would have been done by now if he had simply waited for me to return to Bouake that evening.

If you are serious about doing a deal, I recommend that you meet with me in Abidjan on the 21st as I return home to the US. If this going to happen, that is how it will be done in Abidjan. I will not be going to Mali, and I doubt I will be back in Africa for several years after this. So it is your choice if you want to do a deal or not there is still time.

Now I am going to get some rest. We have found an excellent hunting area with good game and I hope to harvest my first giraffe tomorrow.

Regards, Dan

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:04 pm

Mr. Labowski wrote:

It is important for you to ask Mr. Geoffrey why his hotel does not have sign bard or Public notification along the road or street where it is located in Bouake.

Good idea!

I'll get Randy on to it, straight away!

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:55 pm

Great job Mr. Labowski and TM Smile

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:12 am

Mr Geoffrey, I think your man Rand-E is overworked. He needs a holiday!

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:39 am

^ No wonder he's taking it out on the customers. Laughing

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Mr. Randy is a true gentlemen and a model employee, however he has been known to lose his cool during high stress situations. Very Happy

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I haven't heard from Michael George or Mr. Dia in several days now. It seems they lost enough money and decided to cut their losses.

Dan sends one last parting email to Michael, adding a little salt to the wound by reminding him of how much money he missed out on , and hopefully to cause some lasting relationship issues between a lad and his oga...

Quote:

Hello Mr. George,

I had a very successful hunt. I harvested 2 giraffes and a buffalo. It was a very pleasurable trip.

I am still disappointed that Mr. Dia was such a fool to completely ruin our deal. I find it quite strange that he was so lazy that he would not wait for me on a $400,000 gold deal. Oh well, I suppose I will just buy some gold when I return back to the United States.

Warmest regards, Dan

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:30 am

That final email is a grace note on this safari.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:33 am

I just tip my pith to anyone that can make these twits do all of that at their beckon call! I know it must take a lot of baiting and hard work and determination but it is so damn funny when it does occur!

I will get there one day when the time and lad is perfect. No hurrying these things I imagine or they will twig right away on you!

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^^^^ Absolutely. Most lads are as lazy as hell so getting them to go on safari is a real rarity. It takes a lot of trust for the lad to travel and as you wrote it is better to bide your time for a good prospect rather than rushing in to it.

All safaris though are great to read but enjoyed this one particularly.

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