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 Valentine's Day Thread 2015 (Love is in the air!)

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not too soon and not too late
Spin the wheel of love
To find your fate.

It's time to take a bite....


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not sure how you expect to woo anybody with poems like that, JC.

Of course, what do I know. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TSfrom09 wrote:
If you find a box of dirt on your doorstep, you'll know why.


THAT sir, is some high class wooing. Wink

While I can't possibly compete with that....I shall endeavor to do such small things as I can.

(Three years is a good run, yes? Sad )

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The wooing hasn't even started yet, and already the smear tactics have begun*. Rolling Eyes

Bad form, sir. That wasn't wooing, that was just confirming the seriousness of this thread.

My post is here and refers back to JoJo's post here.


*Yes, I am completely ignoring my preemptive strike at JC, claiming the well known Snerd's Prerogative.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
That wasn't wooing


My apologies...this bad eye of mine. Sad

Off to find a muse...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to spin the wheel too! Sad Though I don't know what is going on!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ Me neither, Gigz -- just sounded like good fun ...
I'm sure that some kind veteran will fill us in Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the 2012 VD thread. There are others as well.

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214530&highlight=valentine

Woo the baiter of your choice....no fishing. Evil or Very Mad

ETA a clickable link.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

KissOfDeath wrote:
I'm sure that some kind veteran will fill us in Wink


Shocked

That's one way of indicating availability.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh I see...well, let the wooing begin gentlemen! Smile As long you know I'm only free until Valentine passes us by...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So... I am trying to determine the, er, politically and family-friendly way to ask this question, but is it strictly one-on-one?

Not that the question is meant to elicit any special interest for my adventurous spirit, mind you...

...That wouldn't be fair... Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So many comments, so little time. Laughing

Kitty, if you read through some of the prior VD threads of yesteryear, as kindly provided by JC, it will give you some insight into how this thread works.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kitty La Gore wrote:
but is it strictly one-on-one?



I see our group skypes are no longer good enough for you. Next time, let me down easier, ok?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Let the loving and the wooing begin!

SOOI, you know you want some of this. Our unnatural love knows no bounds and cannot be stopped! How can something that feels so right like this be so wrong?

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Wow, so in the past it looks like Nurse Nasty ended up with a harem. Question answered... Shocked

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NUTZ wrote:
Let the loving and the wooing begin!

SOOI, you know you want some of this. Our unnatural love knows no bounds and cannot be stopped! How can something that feels so right like this be so wrong?

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Wow, someone who signed up just to show affection for the squirrel. When's the wedding? Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was all set to toss together some Iambic Pentameter and do some Wooing but my Dance Card is kinda full these days and I did happen across my ideal Wooee (That should be a word) just this morning. Lord Stanley would approve eh?

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Oh well off to Snoop around that other Thread as I have been known to make Fishing really really Damn Sexy!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

NUTZ wrote:
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At least that's what it will say, sooner or later.

Right? Wink

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Tsnerd wrote:
Not sure how you expect to woo anybody with poems like that, JC.

Of course, what do I know. Laughing


Strangely enough, it works... here's JC's and his GF having a bit of a private time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing

As an aside, I started a mostly rhetorical thread a while ago - it can be found here..

Of interest in that thread is this eerie, prescient quote from B8er:

Quote:
It is pure and simply a love of SOOI.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My, my...all these lurvly ladies already in the thread.

The poor man's JC shows up...long nose sniffing around like an anteater with an eight foot termite mound in front of him.

TS with his usual aloofness and subtlety....

The fishing twins B8er and OP setting sail on the "I Wish I Could Woo" dinghy.

NUTZ.. Confused You might want a rod/reel (looks like you got the dinghy).

Dane. See deez NUTZ^

To the Valentine my heart desires, this is just the...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
At least that's what it will say, sooner or later.

Right? Wink


I doubt anyone is that transparent Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Ghost and Snerd, how are you gentlemen doing?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^oh hey there or something. I'm afraid TS is busy shampooing his cats. It is Thursday night after all.

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I thought he filed their nails on Thursdays? Shampooing is his big Friday night.

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