Throwing puppies out of windows

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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:03 am

Just my small bit of lad de-education. Baiting a puppy seller lad, and I asked, of course...

"...Have they been defenestrated? Any good vet recommends a proper defenestration..."

to which he responds...

"...Yes they have..."

The bastard heaves the poor, defenseless pooches out of windows! Of course, if a vet recommends a proper defenestration, what's a lad to do..?

Defenestration: The act of throwing something, or someone, out of a window. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

I didn't know there was a word for it!

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:44 am

I've defenestrated computers, but not puppies! I ask puppy lads if the puppies have been vaccinated against bordеllo and smithсoronavirus.

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 5:48 am

I thought you said "defacated", when he said yes I thought "well that little shit!" Laughing

I only kick computers <<< see avatar. Not puppies....

However I would be interested in getting one, can you send email address so I can see just how sick of puppy he is????

**Edited as requested by Capone**

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:49 pm

^^^
Er, CB, see our TOS. If that's your baiting premise, I wouldn't post it.

PSA over....

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:43 pm

Gotcha,

Okay may I send him a letter telling him I want a puppy for my grandson as the one he got for Christmas got run over by a transport truck last week? That would happen I am sure!

I just do not like people who scam people like this, get their hopes up and than dash with their cash.

I can straight bait him I am sure. Not like any puppies are coming in the end anyhow.

^^ posting edited to read much nicer! I admit when wrong!

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:13 pm

I'm trying to get him to send me a 'Certificate of Defenestration' right now. If he does, I'll post it Smile

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:44 am

^Make him feel the pane...

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

At least he is being transparent about the defenestration.

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:37 am

That would depend on your frame of reference.

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:10 pm

It may be more appropriate for a scam involving a mullion dollars.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

I had to look the word 'mullion' up in a dictionary. All these defenestration and window references are making my eyes glaze over.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 2

Someone deliver the pane to this guy.

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:34 pm

Make sure the puppies have been vaccinated for Anatidaephobia.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:05 am

Well, he busted me. Apparently I have the only half-intelligent lad in the world. He sent me an email asking me why I would need puppies that had been thrown out a window. I had to backpedal and explain to him that I meant 'devaccination' and always got those words mixed up.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 18 Oct 2012 Posts: 611

Well, that ruse was shattered. Smile

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:49 am

Damn it, JD, he saw right through you.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 18 Oct 2012 Posts: 611

Yes, there's no way of tinting it, things did not go well.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:15 pm

Quote:

Apparently I have the only half-intelligent lad in the world. He sent me an email asking me why I would need puppies that had been thrown out a window.

You're giving him far too much credit. What you have is a predictable lad.
Asking for a certificate when you used a real term like this will inevitably lead to the lad catching on.

Next to "Lads lie" the most important rule to remember is "Lads are lazy." Ask a lad for a certificate, and his response is not going to be to actually create one. He's simply going to google for one to steal. And if you google certificate of defenestration --the first page of results is almost all definitions of the term. You don't even have to click a link to see it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

so is there a chance of creating and uploading such a certificate onto an internet server and if the lad searches for it, he will get that uploaded certificate first.

of course, the lad will give you your own created certificate. but if two or even three baiting-characters request the certificate and tell him that it is so important, he might add it to his own script, and pump out the certificate of defenestration --> perfect deeducation, especially if the certificate is a really crappy one.

I know, there might be people, who fall for such things, but there might be less people who fall for it than for a regular puppy scammer without such a certificate.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:08 pm

^^^And he'll then have a ready made certificate (probably of better quality than he could do himself) to give to real victims, many of who may be non-English speakers and not have a clue what "defenestration" means.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^

I know

but the same situation applies to any other attempt of handing the lad something over. every baiter-dreamed up script with a really stupid story might be believable to someone who doesn't speak english. yet it needs to be somehow convincing to the lad or otherwise he won't swallow it.

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:32 pm

Lets make it perfectly clear that there will be additional windows of opportunity to put a crack in this lad's scam. The lad is still peering in and on the hook. The only question would be taking responsibility for the fault.

One of the rules after baiting safely is that the baiter is always right. If the scammer Googles a word and finds that it is a malapropism its the scammer's fault. His old operating system must be autocorrecting or substituting the word into the text. The lad must remove defenestration from the active library in his limited operating system. Maybe its his version of Windows. Mmmmp, all serious business people here have updated to Windows 10 last year.

Another rule is that the mugu does the work. A baiter should never spend the time to prepare and host up a form that a lad could use. Spend the extra effort baiting 10 more lads instead. When I cook up a high megapixel yet blurry WU transfer form I send it to a minimum of 10 lads. I love to bring joy, happiness and a little pane into their lives.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:12 am

What if you ask for a certificate of meցafferation? A meցafferator is a made-up car part, but the other word has no googs.

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