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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:09 am

It's a nice easy 'paint by numbers' way to bait a scammer and wind him up. I will have a particular need for scammers located around Lagos and I'll be mass baiting as many Lads as I can lay my hands on, which is not to say that other baiters can't play the same trick.

To play you need two safe mail accounts - one is the victim who replies to the scam and the second account will be the chopper. The chopper account doesn't have to be a Nigerian name as scammers frequently use accounts with Western names.

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I don't recall having any dealings with you and my nurse/au pair is currently on her Christmas holidays.

Can you please supply some further details ?

If the Lad wants loads of details I have a pre-prepared template with made up name, address, bank name, details, SWIFT CODE and everything a scammer would want. I don't fill in forms and I don't re-arrange the information for him. I just send it as is. 99% of Lads will accept that.

For payment I label this file Western Union and send it pointing out that it contains all the necessary details.

It can then be followed up by a mail from the G0mer Gang using an insult from the Mass Insult Forum - the DevGuy's are usually pretty effective - or an offer could be made to join the G0merBoyz if he accepts 10% of all future scams.

There will be a use for a number of these at a future date but it's such an easy and simple way to produce enraged Lads at minimal effort, it's good exercise and may earn you some good siggy lines.

I won't post who I'm baiting as a Google search will lead them straight here but double baiting Lads won't be wasted effort.

If you're starting out it's a simple way to make a Lad go wild. Many already know the name G0mer which is why I use the number 0 instead of the letter

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:39 am

My first rat has entered the maze - a loan lender called Patrick Gi11s (name obscured to avoid Google searches).

He only wanted £50 but I told him I had to order a taxi for Friday to take my wheelchair down to the payment office. He's been ringing all morning and I'll pick up next time, now I've sent him my mail.

Including the attachment above and this harmless gif

Then Mr G0mer will move in with taunts and, if I have a known target worthy of revenge, I will point him in his direction.

Actually Paddy has just rung and told me that my email has a virus Shocked

Time for Mr G0mer to move in.

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:56 am

Mr G0mer is a reasonable man - like Genghis Khan with a hangover but he doesn't take it personally

Quote:

HOW FAR BRODA PATRICK

U TRY TO CHOP MY MUGU AND U DO NOT DO THIS TO G0MERBOYZ

IF U ARE G0MERBOYZ THEN WE SPLIT 50/50 OKAY

ODERWISE THEN U GET TEN PER CENT AS COMISSION

OUR BANKER IS IN LAGOS IF U CAN CONTACT HIM

DO NOT MESS WITH OUR MUGUS OKAY OR WE NO BE REASONABLE NEXT TIME. THIS TIME WE TREAT AS MISTAKE ON UR PART

PEACE OUT BROTHER

XXXXXXXXX G0MER

Now Patrick's ringing Bertie asking him to change the number but I said that could take weeks with BT. Laughing

Unfortunately Bertie is borderline dementia, unlike myself who is way past dementia. Laughing

I think Paddy wants me to set up a radio aerial in my back yard.

Mr G0mer is losing patience.

Quote:

PATRICK

U MUST BE KNEW TO THIS GAME

WE HAVE BERTRAM ON OUR HACKS AND WE GET HIS MONEY EVERY BENEFIT DAY. IT IS NO BIG MONIES BUT HE BELONGS TO US

U CAN APPLY FOR COMISSION OR WALK AWAY LIKE WHIPPED DOG

IF YOU HAVE A BIKE I CAN GIVE U BANKER CONTACT DETAILS ORDERWISE DO NOT MESS WITH OUR MUGU

LAST WARNING

CHAIRMAN G0MER

I don't think Patrick is up to the task I would set for him anyway, so his fate will be to receive abuse heaped on humiliation from Mr G0mer.

Just so Patrick doesn't think he's been set up - a message to him from Bertie

Quote:

Dear Patrick.

I thank you for all your help and guidance but I would like you to give me an idea when I will receive the loan otherwise I will be short of food over Christmas.

I know that you're doing your best for me.

Merry Christmas

Best Wishes

Bertie W00ster

I need a Lad with some get up and go and I don't think Paddy has it - but I have plenty of others in the pipeline.

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:06 pm

Patrick plays the sympathy card to Mr G0mer after trying to screw over a handicapped victim on benefits.

Quote:

Guys atleast send me small thing from the mugu money when he pay me today please.I go faint if una nor help me.Na my only hope for cash for xmas be that.

Mr G0mer always enjoys a good sob story. Paddy has two options and neither of them are good. Let's see how he likes them.

He's unreceptive Very Happy

To Mr G0mer

Quote:

GOD PASS U - F*** O**

It's not stopped him ringing Bertie at 5.00am in the morning asking for his email password Laughing

As he doesn't have much credit to call each time we rarely get very far but, if he keeps it up I'll eat all his phone credit.

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:17 am

I bet Mr G wouldn't hack an FBI mail bearing this warning

Quote:

WARNING: failure to produce the above requirement in the next 48 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you, justification and if found guilty, you will be jailed. As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT.

… would he ? Laughing

Only one way to find out.

Bertie applies for a stay of execution.

Quote:

Dear Director James B. C0mey.

Can't you grant me a stay on this as I was going to go Christmas shopping tomorrow and then it's Sunday when all the outlets will be closed.

It seems unfair that you are making these terrible allegations about me and if the Church heard any of this I'd never be able to show my face again.

Please urgently let me know as I'd have difficulty explaining to my wife what I'm doing and I wouldn't have the money for the presents I have promised my children.

Wouldn't there be a trial first ?

Your sympathetic consideration would be much appreciated.

Your loyal citizen

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:41 pm

I bargained down the FBI who seem quite reasonable people.

Quote:

Well we will do our very best to help you conclude this transaction. Since you have a budget already on gift, we advice that you send only $200 out of the total fee of $350.

I can only thank them profusely in the mail sending them the 'chopped' files.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:26 pm

No great excitement so far but failure doesn't deter me. The best so far

Quote:

I have not hard form you, the so called G0MER is a thief who wants to deceive you.

But I am glad that he didn't get a hard from me anyway. Laughing

I can torment them over the chopping I keep doing to them, maybe ask them to join the 'G's' and visit our banker.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:33 am

Patrick's still going strong with this advice to Bertie.

Quote:

Change your email password

… which I can use to add to Paddy's woes by telling him that Mr G had already suggested I do this.

After a ding dong of an insult from Mr G, Patrick went religious on him

Quote:

GO AND READ PSALM 51.....................…KJV
SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR CREATOR YOU ARE LIKE A FOOL.............

He's an unimpressive and uninteresting scammer but one still deserving of relentless torment.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

Hi

Please count me in if i can help and learn . Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:18 am

Patrick has emailed Bertie to tell him of Mr G's misdeeds and exposing all his threats to him. So Mr G has gone back to Patrick.

Quote:

I DON CHANGE YOUR MSG TO BERTRAM W00STER

Please accept my apologies for not being properly updated as regards your situation for which I have been duly reprimanded. Mr G0mer is a wise and trustworthy investment manager with much experience in the field and I will leave it to him to provide you with the level of service you deserve.

Best Regards

Partrick Gi11s

The best that I can hope for with him is that he'll blow a gasket. He isn't really what i'm looking for but if I can degrade his mind enough, you never know.

The benefit of this is that the scammer thinks he has lost money without me having to do all that tedious form filling and providing proof. He thinks there is a hack and is now a 'rat in a trap' or 'piggy in the middle'.

I'd have dropped him by now, but he's the one who won't let go. Without being a scammer I use their tactics and run the same format on several Lads and see who bites best.

Since the original scam was only for something like $50 I raised the amount Mr G has scammed Bertie for to $2,000 which is the Holy Grail for a scammer. That's the benefit of the non-existent hack modality - I can change the stakes and rules because I am the victim and the pretend hacker.

I don't mind the tactic being copied because that only makes Mr G more real in the minds of Lads.

I even have an answer if the Lad is smart enough to spot the 'hack' is a harmless GIF file, but to know more he'd have to join the gang.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:22 pm

Wild bizarre chaos is my preferred style of baiting.

I have a piggie from one scammer but I won't cash it in just yet as it may have further possibilities.

Another has given me a fake bank site that I'll pass to the fake site forum.

Patrick has given up Biblical quotes to Mr G and is back to 'f*** o**'. However he has promised to set up a new mail account for me to use.

Quote:

i will register a new email account for you which you will use in sending me mail.some idiot has be treating me with another email account.

I have another trick up my sleeve if he does that.

Meanwhile another Lad thinks his account has been hacked.

Quote:

Sorry for writing back late,Mr. Paul Stanley"s email was bugged by same unknown persons and he has since changed his email address

In this case, when Mr G contacts the new address, proving the power of his device, it could be time to offer him access to the same technology (none) if he joins the G0mer Gang.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

Please keep updating the more we newbies read the more we learn , just trying a dollar chop on one of my 2 current baits Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:40 am

I treat baiting like opening oysters looking for a pearl.

The promising ones I test out to see how far I can push them. Lads will promise the world and usually deliver little as they want money for nothing. If my most interesting recent one comes off it will be fun and I won't post anything unless I get photos, then I'll know we're up and running.

The rest I torment to a stage that I think I may have control of their minds. All the time you ice up fake sites and piggies even for those who strike out.

It's like being a film producer looking for a box office hit. When you get one it's a big high.

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 1:52 am

I am laid up for the next six weeks after ankle repair and reconstruction, I believe I would like to join in the Mayhem.

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:40 pm

They've all gone quiet so I'm going round giving them an after Christmas kick, like an after dinner mint just to upset their digestion.

Some of the mailboxes have been killed, so I must write them off but Patrick, a very boring Lad, won't let go.

Quote:

Stop sending me email.I hate client like you.is either you send me your email password or you stop sending me mail.some scamer have your
email passwrod and they keep sending me mail that you are a mugu to them.the g0mer people.so stop sending me mail.

He's wasted a lot of time with phone calls and so I'll point out that my email password will only enable him to see emails that I have sent and received, that he already has.

So I'll give him my banking log in name and password, already set up for me by another scammer.

He's not bright or very interesting but maybe I can perk his interest if he has proof that another scammer is using more sophisticated techniques against me and the bank account the scammer made for me will work, and it saves me the effort.

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:09 pm

As I mentioned previously, I had surgery on one of my wheels last week and will be on short term disability during rehab, so I have a bit of time on my hands. I am usually a very boring straight baiter, grabbing a few piggies and playing an occasional support role but mostly I just enjoy reading the great work of others.

With all of my downtime and looking to expand my horizons, I was drawn to the "dolla chop in a can" approach provided by Gomer Pyle..er...Terrance. Well I have set them up and now am knocking a few of them down. Eight of my lads received the two attachements today followed by the follow up emails from my Gomer character.

I am not sure how far I can take any of this, but I cannot believe what a popular person I am. My phone rang off the hook last night when they all received the emails saying that I had been to western union and would be sending the scanned documents in the morning. Today, texts, phone calls, and frantic emails abound. I am taking about every 4th call just to keep it believable and I am playing such a confused old doddering curmudgeon that it just gets them more wound up and I don't really have to think on my feet.

I may have identified a mule or perhaps an accomplice doing telephone work so I will be reaching out to a mod for assistance there.

I will try to post a few tidbits as I sort this out. Phone has rang twice since I have been typing.

Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:37 pm

So of the 8 lads that I was to send money to, most, after receiving the above attachments instantly called or emailed asking for me to give them just the MTCN either over the phone, by text or via email. They all accused me initially of having a virus and told me to change my password.

Since I am using a phone, I have been able to add a lot of credibility to the bait and have a few lads still trying to figure out how to outmaneuver my Jaja Gomer character to get to the money of poor old senile Finnegan 0'neal.

I have one willing to continue a conversation about joining the Gomers. Below are a few notable responses to my Gomer character.

One lad wrote

Quote:

BROS NO BE SOOOOOO. WE BE ONE OOO. FOR THIS NEW TIME, ATLEAST MAKE UNA NOR FORGET ME OOOO. WE ARE ALL ONE NOW. PLEASE DO SOMETHING

I am not sure what that means but after a few try's of getting the MTCN by phone he gave up.

I have had particular fun with Mr. James G0rman from Morgan Stanley bank. Below is some of his exchange with Gomer. He appears to have a female willing accomplice(maybe victim) in the US, but she sure does know how to put the pressure on poor Mr O'Neal.

After receiving the Gomer scripts given by Terrance above, the lads first response was

Quote:

HELLO GOMER....

I HAVE FORWARDED YOUR EMAIL TO MR. ONEAL SO HE CAN READ AND NO THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE PISS OF SHIT, SO KEEP SENDING WHILE I KEEPING FORWARDING IT TO HIM TO READ.

REGARDS
JAMES GORMAN

Moneyshot number1, I am a PISS OF SHIT

My Gomer replies

Quote:

NO WORRY YAHOOBOI WE HAVE ONEAL BOX HE SEE WHAT WE WANTS ONEAL TO SEE

ONEAL SEND ANODER TRANSFER TODAY

U DON WIT ONEAL OR YOU JOIN GOMERBOYZ

IF U ARE G0MERBOYZ THEN WE SPLIT 50/50

ODERWISE THEN U GET TEN PER CENT AS COMISSION

OUR BANKER IS IN LAGOS IF U CAN CONTACT HIM

GOMER
GOMERBOYZ OWN U

He sends another warning to my victim, which my Gomer then forwards to laddy:

Quote:

YOU FOOL TO SEND DIS

Attn!

Be informed that i never instructed you to send any $1,800, The people that hacked your box did, I want to inform you that if you keep sending money to this hackers like this you will end up losing all the money you have saved in your life without getting a cent from them. I want you to change your email password so that this hackers called Mr. Osan will leave you alone. for us to handle our transaction.

Warning Warning Warning!!!
James

FOOL WE HAVE DIS MUGU BOX HE READ WHAT WE WANT HOM READ

JOIN GOMERBOYZ 50% SPLIT

ODERWISE 10% COMISSIONS WE HAVE BANKER IN LAGOS I GIVE U ADRESS

GOMER

Now by this time he has called me no less than 50 times with me answering one in 10. He tries to pretend to be my character Mr. Osan, he tries bullying, he has his accomplice in California call and he has another male call me who was much easier to understand. And he is texting me warning me but my tracphone does not allow international texts outbound, so that was nice.

He then comes back with this, while continuing to figure out how to manipulate poor Mr. O'Neal:

Quote:

OK deal 50/0 so what should we do next to collect better money from this client??? Gomer Chairman

I then forward him another email he sent to my victim:

Quote:

FOOOOL WE USE HACKTOOLZ EZ

YAHOOBOI WHEN U REDY TO JOIN GOMERS LIKE U GIRL IN CLAIFORNIA

Sir,

Keep getting scammed by Mr. Osan who is a gomer and someday you will know that you have wasted money on this people. Am the one who is to transfer $15Million Dollars into your account but because of you not following my instructions and knowing that Mrs. Mosoff is real and not a scam this is why you will never get paid no matter how much you spend.

Regards
James P. Gorman

Then through some phone exchanges and my victims confusion he finds out I am going to make a 3rd payment to my Gomer character for $2000. The guy is livid.
Gomer sends:

Quote:

FOOL U GET NOTING FROM ONEAL U JOIN

WE GET $2000 SMALL FROM ONEAL TODAY

IF U JOIN U N BE CAFE BOI

U JOIN GOMERBOYZ U MAKE REAL MONEYS SPLIT 50%/50% END PLUS PAYPOT PARTI

REAL MONI CARS GIRLS GOMER GUYMAN FLY

OR U TAKE 10% COMISION AND U SEE OUR BANKER IN LAGOS BETER DEN NOTIN. WE TAKE $400 $1800 N$2000 HOW MCH U TAKE???

U GO TO LAGOS GET COMISION $440 oR JOIN GET $2100

GOMERBOYZ TAKE BIG $$$ DIS JUS SMALL

U GOOD WORK U MAKE GOOD MONYS WIT GOMERBOYZ

ODERWISE WE TAKE U BOXS AN U MUGUS EZ

U CALFORNIA GIRL OURS EZ

And here comes the moneyshot number 2:

Quote:

YOU PEOPLE ARE POOR GOMERS, YOU CAN TAKE ANY MUGU AND COLLECT 400 1800 2000 THAT IS THE MONEY WE SPEND IN A NIGHT CLUB, SO FUCK YOU SHIT"S WITH YOUR GOMER SHIT.. I BE RUGGED ALI MAN, I Have seen and eat cash, so fuck you people, if you can follow up with me i will show you guys how to make $400k in our client and do something good with it you fools, BIG ASS, WATCH ON WHY I FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SISTER"S GOMER SHI"TS FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR POOR ASS AND FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

I CURRENT IN CALIFORNIA WITH MY WIFE THAT YOU SAID IS A CLIENT YOU SHIT,,,,, SO FUCK YOU AND LAGOS,, LEARN HOW TO MAKE BIG MONEY IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME YOU FUCKERS...

And to keep pushing his buttons:

Quote:

U IN PH

cLFORNIA GRL GONE FO U

U FORMAT GO $400
U WORK LIK DOG FOR $400??

LISTN TO GOMERBOYZ WE HELP U MAK BIG $$$
U B REDY FOR GOMERS SOON NUF NO WORIRIES

BY FO NOW WE WATCH U

GOMER

Tonight the phone has rang 3 times from him and a couple more texts. Great fun.

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 4:51 pm

I have sent you a PM Astronomer.

I have a Lad being set up for something wild, but I'm not yet at the stage to snap my teeth in him, but the potential for getting him wound up with your Lad in some insanity is tempting.

If and when I get a trophy photo from my Lad I'll know it's all systems go. The G0merz latest money spinning idea is a fake church and, if I get a trophy photo you can use it, Astronomer, for baiting your Lad and getting him involved.

The regalia is very special Laughing

and there'll be a collection parade. There's not much point mentioning what I'd like to happen as that's fantasy until I get proof it's up and running, but my mind is very evil and deranged.

Co-baiting multiple Lads in baiting insanity is baiter heaven. Step one is to find the right Lad, which you've done - step two formulate a plan, step three set him up and then push him down the rabbit hole.

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:48 pm

TerranceBoyce wrote:

Patrick's still going strong with this advice to Bertie.

Quote:

Change your email password

… which I can use to add to Paddy's woes by telling him that Mr G had already suggested I do this.

After a ding dong of an insult from Mr G, Patrick went religious on him

Quote:

GO AND READ PSALM 51.....................…KJV
SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR CREATOR YOU ARE LIKE A FOOL.............

He's an unimpressive and uninteresting scammer but one still deserving of relentless torment.

Any scammer who quotes scripture, especially when he ithinks he is actually writing "scammer to scammer", ahould be given as much pain as possible. I have particular contempt for tor guys who appeal to divine goodness to aid their blatant evil.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Just chopped a lad:

Quote:

U TRY TO CHOP MY MUGU AND U DO NOT DO THIS TO G0MERBOYZ

IF U ARE G0MERBOYZ THEN WE SPLIT 50/50 OKAY

ODERWISE THEN U GET TEN PER CENT AS COMISSION

OUR BANKER IS IN LAGOS IF U CAN CONTACT HIM

DO NOT MESS WITH OUR MUGUS OKAY OR WE NO BE REASONABLE NEXT TIME. THIS TIME WE TREAT AS MISTAKE ON UR PART

PEACE OUT BROTHER

Victim Dan sends the above skull and crossbones attachment, and lad immediately responds asking to resend...

Gomer taunts:

Quote:

B SMALL BOI HAMILTON B OUR MUGU DON U GET?????

MONEY GONE MTCN NO HELP U NOW BRODA AHAHHHHAHAHAHHAH

ONE LUV GOMERBOYZ4LIFE

Lad responds:

Quote:

Am sorry, i do not understand your message? HAMILTON who is this person and what mugu????

And more G0mer taunts:

Quote:

HAHAHA KEEP PLAYING BRODA U FUNNI GUY

$650 USD B OURS NOW

HAMILTON B OUR MUGU MOV ON WE CONSIDER MISTAKE ON UR PART DIS TIME

ONE LUV

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:39 pm

TB, I'm trying your chop modality with some Benin lads. They tend to give up fast. I'm hopping you have come up with a good hook on this.

Regardless, thanks.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

No responses to my heckling yet, but the lad knows he's been chopped and tries to warn Dan.

Quote:

Attention Dan.

Please, send down your Telephone Number to my company we need to talk on phone as am not happy with the way you sent the money to Ghana i think some scammer contacted you with another email address acting they are from my company. Please do not respond to those scammers again. Get back to my company immediately because we need to start the processing of your loan.

No response from Dan, but lad gets another taunt:

Quote:

HAMILTON B TOO CONFUSE TO NO DIFFERENCE

WE GET ANOTHER $650 TODAY HE RESEND US U NO NO WAT U DOING BRODA

MOVE ALONG FIND A NEW MUGU 2 FEED UR FAMILY DIS HAMILTON B MINE

ONE LUV

and:

Quote:

DA MUGU PAY WELL WELL U GET NOTING DIS TIME

U SMALL BOI GO FOR SMALL $$$$$$$$$

GET PAY REAL MONEY WE TALK 4 NOW U BE SMALL YAHOOBOI JUST LEARN NOW REAL MEN DO IT

ONE LUV

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:47 pm

There are lots of ways to bait and I prefer to mass bait like panning for gold nuggets. The doll chop is the first problem that opens up the opportunity to go in many wild directions.

The last Lad I told that I was paying Mr G0mer because he said the Lad had ebola and wasn't well enough to receive money. Very Happy

Quote:

happy new year Mr. Bertram W00ster, I saw your message that you have made payment to MR G0MER. I just want to inform you that i don't know who is G0MER and i don have any business with him. Am healthy and nothing was wrong with me. I travel for Xmas holidays and now i am back

BERTIE REPLIES TO THE FRUSTRATED LAD

Quote:

Dear Mr Jonah.

When Mr G0mer told me that you had been suffering from ebola he told me that I must inform the Western Union office and now they won't allow me to send you money without evidence that you are now ebola-free.

I can send you the appropriate blood test certification and if you could provide evidence in the form of a photo with the form showing that your eyes are no longer bloodshot this should be enough to satisfy them.

My main concern is that you're getting treatment but Mr G0mer assured me that he was using the money to pay for your treatment.

Get well soon and keep me updated as to your condition.

Best Wishes

I do happen to have a blood test form handy and with some photoshopping I can make it look like an Ebola test form. I'll see if I can get his photo with the 'Ebola free' form which is required to send the Wuxfer.

Another Lad I have told that my au pair and accountant must be stuck in a snowdrift as they haven't come back home and I've asked his help to contact the Cairngorm Mountain Rescue Team.

It's all about getting the Lads off their script and trying to get you in control of what happens. i push the limits of what a Lad will believe but this amuses me and, if any Lad goes along with me - I've found the gem I'm seeking.

Most recently I've been trying to get a Lad to join the Church of G0mer but that looks like a bust right now. As I'm playing a wealthy doddering old fool the Lads are none the wiser.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:03 pm

JONAH REPLIES TO BERTIE

Quote:

My dear Bertram,
It it all lie and there is no ebola in Nigeria.The world health
organisation have cleared Nigeria ebola free.Therefor no ebola in
Nigeria.If i am suffering from ebola i will not be able to send you
this massage.

So for your benefit disregard any information giving to you by G0mmer. I Have been working hard to make sure you money is transfer,so do every you can to send the money through money grand or inform western union that the information is lie.
Do not send any other money to G0mmer,he is just eating you money for he has not to offer you.Remember that ther is no time.

call me with is no +234XXXXXXXXXX so that we can talk better.

Thanks.
Regard
Mr. J0nah

I'll infuriate the Lad by welcoming the fact that the money G0mer has spent on his treatment has worked, but I'll still need an ebola free certificate to receive any money from him.

By mass baiting, it frees me from being precious about any Lad I bait and I throw the weirdest things at them just to see which ones are most likely to succumb to more insanity.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:53 pm

I can send this first reply to virtually any Lad without even having to read their email. It suggests that I'm elderly, wealthy, easily confused and a perfect victim. Any request for details has been ignored and, if they push hard to get details I'll suggest that I have to refer to my snowbound accountant which he'll want to avoid.

Quote:

Dear Mr

Thank you very much for contacting me and I confirm that I had a very Merry Christmas and I wish you a very Happy New Year.

Unfortunately my au pair and accountant have been stuck in snow drifts and they have not been able to get back home to my estate after the holidays, which is why I'm having to handle the emails myself and, being 85 years old this technology is new to me, but I'do my best to help you if I can. Do not make it complicated as I find things very confusing but I have been succeeding in to paying bills online.

If you have any special queries I may be able to use a cellphone to contact my accountant or I could try and put you in direct contact with him if you like.

Many thanks for contacting me as I am feeling a little isolated and lonely due to the weather.

Best Wishes