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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:15 pm

So, my latest bait since coming out of retirement is going swimmingly.

My laddette is in a refugee camp in Ouagadougou in Burkina Faso and originally contacted me with regards to an inheritance fund which, when claimed, I would use to get her out of the refugee camp.

However, my character is in an election to become leader of the local council, specifically so he can bend the rules in order to benefit his organisation (or "cult", as some may say)

Just by chance (would you believe it Laughing

) Ouagadougou is twinned with my constituency (the in England) and due to a legal loophole, that allows residents of Ouagadougou to vote in the election Laughing

So, just as I was ready to send her the money, I threw her a curveball, and for an extra few dollars, she's now become my campaign manager in Ouagadougou, however that sadly meant that rather than leave the camp, she has to stay there to drum up support for my election of January 10th.

She was surprisingly eager to help out when I offered an extra few quid for it...

Quote:

My Dearest Peter,

Thank God you spent your weekend well and the election campaign is
going on well, I wish you the best and first. I accepted to stay in
the refugee camp until after your election. Once my inheritance fund
is transfer into your account, I will be free and wait until your
election of over.

Please, send the money to the lawyer and western union will give you
information to send to them that is all and everything will take
place. Take care my dear, waiting to hear good news soon. thank you.

Best Regard

Nancy

My next step is to get her to set up an election HQ (stand by for my propaganda posters) and make a ballot box. Should be a few trophy pictures coming up!

Obviously, I've a terrible feeling that I might lose the elction by 1 vote, and guess who'll be getting the blame Wink

I forgot how much I utterly love throwing lads waaaayyy off script haha!

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Love it. My first ever bait was to try to get a lad from Ghana to BF. Good luck.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:20 pm

Gaz, that is so bizzare, I would have bet my soon-to-be-delivered 17.5 M USD compensation fund that your laddette would have twigged. Congratulations on some fine baiting. I'm looking forward to see where this goes.
clapping

Any chance you can get her to make some campaign posters and scan them for your approval?

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Nov 2014 Posts: 312

This should be fun to watch.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:08 pm

All is looking good here guys, I've sent her my election campaign posters and some instructions...

Quote:

My Dearest Peter,

I am full of happy reading your mail and your concern towards my life.
I am fine and how about you and the campaign? Well I will do as you
have said and please try your best to send the money to them. I told
you that Western Union will send you the information to send to
Mr.Okoro as a confirmation that you have send the money for easy
collection of the money. When are you going to send it? I also promise
to make my best for your campaign. I need your urgent reply. Mail me
the Election poster.

Best Regard

Nancy

Quote:

Dear Miss Kipkalya,

Good afternoon to you my dear lady. I trust the all is well in the refugee camp? I will be paying Mr Okoro in the timescales as designated on my previous email (Edit - which was incredibly vague). Oddly enough, I haven’t heard from Barrister Ogba in a while. How is he? I expect he’s quite busy at this time of year – why, I seen the film “Miracle on 34th Street” a while back and it would appear that most lawyers spend the festive season in court defending crackpots who think they’re Santa Claus. Honestly Miss Kipkalya, it sickens me to think that taxpayers money and the time of lawyers and judges are being wasted for such frivolous things. I hope this isn’t the case for Mr Ogba but then I appreciate that he needs to pay the bills somehow so he probably takes whatever business he can get.

Anyway, the election is coming along brilliantly. My posters have been created and I have attached them on this email.

Now, here’s what I need you to do. I want you to print out the posters – not too many, say maybe 1000 for the timebeing – and make an election HQ for me. Nothing too fancy, just a stall. Also print out some smaller versions of the poster and hand them out to passers by. Once you have built the stall, I want you to take a picture and send it to me. You’ll need to make a ballot box too but we can worry about that later.

This is such an exciting time Miss Kipkalya – with your inheritance, me becoming leader of the council and getting you out of the refugee camp, I think 2015 will be a very interesting year indeed.

I look forward to hearing back from you.

Regards,

Peter Andre
Honorary Grand Fellow of the C.L.I.T Program