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Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

Could someone try to make a contact to my lad? One with initials AM.

He doesn't seem responsive to my messages so maybe some of you could try to talk to him.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:18 pm

I'm doing a "Reply to all" with my messages. No replies from anyone other than Gomers.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:28 am

As am I.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:20 pm

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Lol enjoy your stain.....fuck the part, if you can send broda money †o swag up...lol

and to the chief personally

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, chief you have been promising things like that since Day 1, and nor of them have come to reality before, well i really love to come but e get as things tey b chief, it kind awwwwwwwwwwwwww this time (Writing Under Influence methinks), don't need for me to explain to you cause you will never find solution to it before,..............Gomer is not my way of life, you guys add problems to my life....thanks to you for be there for me in item of chatting with me, nothing more, you have never in this life try to care for me, or ask for me, 4year with Gomer, and nothing have change yet, am really ashamed of my self in street.... am out for real...

So let's get the old "help us catch Gomer" thread. Introducing MI5 agent, Humphr3y Pearby (get one Tururut Appreciation Point by guessing the pun).

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Dear Mr Idiahi Kingsley

My name is Sir Humphr3y, director general for international crime at the MI5. We want to offer you a deal. We know you have been co-operating with the gang lead by a so-called Chief John Gomer, and now you want to leave it. You must have no idea of how dangerous this Mr Gomer is. However, if you co-operate with us, you can be sure of your safety, besides earning copious amounts of money. You also must be aware that we compensate our informants very generously. If Gomer or one of his assistants is caught, you can get up to five thousand british pounds. We do not want to work with your corrupt countrymen of the EFCC, we know too well that Gomer has moles in there. The reasons why we want to apprehend him are of no interest to you.
So you can choose to co-operate and win thousands of Great British Pounds or be in permanent danger of Gomer henchmen.

Yours sincerely,
Sir Humphr3y KCB QC PDQ

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:36 pm

So Parti boi might work with the MI5

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Woow that is cool men, but I don't know the fuck you talking about motherfucker, I'm not fucking Gomer and I don't even understand what Gomer mean, stay out of my fucking way dude...Lol...fuck the Deal.........

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Dear Mr Parti Boi,
I would appreciate it if you didn't use this language. We are all gentlemen here after all, aren't we?
I assure you, it is of your best interest to co-operate. I am giving you a very good opportunity to do serious business and you forget that I know quite a lot about you: I have literally hundreds of e-mails between you and Mr John Gomer discussing your attempts to scam several citizens of the United Kingdom and other european countries. The choice is yours on whether we should forget about it and you walk home with a few thousands of pounds in your pocket (which will help you cover your college fees, am I wrong?) or whether we should count you as a Gomer henchman.
Allow me to wish you a very happy new year as you ponder on what your course of action should be.
Yours sincerely,

Sir Humphr3y, KCB QC PDQ

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Well sorry for the fuck words i use okay, but that is how i row men, if you want me to work with you guys, you guys have to show me some gratitude, i mean send me fun first to know maybe you guys are real or not, before way forward....money first before any information.......

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Dear sir,

"we guys" are a governmental agency. Not a gang like the ones you've been working with lately. We only pay when good information is given. You could start by saying when and how you met Gomer first and what kind of business does he perform. Then we can start to talk business
Yours sincerely
Sir Humphr3y KGB QC PDQ

His sense of entitlement never ceases to amaze me.

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