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Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2014 Posts: 42

What's your favorite moment from all scambaits on 419eater?

A certain phone call, email, whole bait or something else.

I really enjoyed this classic:

http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

Especially the interrogation of Mr Jones on page three.

From another bait:

Hell Safari – Edo State, Nigeria - Ghana, Benin & Kano by TM

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=209724&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=500

This email sent to a lad made me rofl:

Quote:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hau meni times mus i tel u. dis maga dey mine .dis mugu uses di same password fo all acounts. i hark all.
let mi tel u sontin else .sanda na salami bi mine, ok? nau wi bi all wad men.

thank u cafe boi .so fork u, fooooool

Please share some great moments Smile

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:50 pm

Two words:

ADAMU: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2014 Posts: 42

Heisenberg222 wrote:

Two words:

ADAMU: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Link?

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:04 pm

Tayo is one of my faves.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:16 pm

My gosh, that's a hard question!

I would say, every bait in my sig line has given me pleasure and pain (The Rosy thread shows how low a love lad will go).

Some of my other favorite baits:

Kevin The Idiot by Ginger Lee

The bait that had me sign up to the Eater Forum was this disgusting lad:

Joseph vs Beauty & The Beast by coffinsurfer

Eater has brought me many good times. I often say it's the best community on the internet. Kind and caring individuals who are helping people who we don't even know, hopefully preventing them from being scammed. A comfort place for where they can go if they have been scammed. (I am speaking of Scam Warners- they are part of Eater IMHO) We do a lot of good here, just because it's the right thing to do.

Oh, getting Oinker and his flag were pretty awesome, too!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2014 Posts: 42

I just "accidentally" sent this to about 200 lads

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67572&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=150

This really made me laugh:

Quote:

You again? If it were up to me, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. You are far too stupid and lazy to get any money from World Boxing Promotions. But, unfortunately, it is not up to me. I have to send you this money because my boss is making me send it to you. If he knew exactly how retarded you were, I bet he'd tell you to go fuck yourself too.

This is the last time I am going to do this for you. I will call Western Union Secure Services one final time. Don't you dare write back telling me that there is some "controversy" or I swear to God that I will fly over there myself and kick your dumb ass so bad that you'll be the only guy in heaven on crutches.

Ima Fuquit

p.s. Expect to hear from Western Union later today.

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

This one is awesome Very Happy

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:51 pm

All of the Shorty threads.

That and the U.S. Safari that Juan and Capone did.

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:19 pm

Thank you! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:49 pm

^^^You are very welcome. That bait was fantastic and closely followed by everyone. I was logging in a dozen times a day for updates. Juan and you did great!!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

I had been reading this site from the early days when I somehow managed to come upon Shiver's posts.

The thread which made me laugh so hard and actually sign up to post was the Mooseknuckle Modelling thread. Oh, my God. I suggest everyone look it up and read through all of it. It is a tour de force of hilarity.

It's too hard to say what my favourite parts were (apart from all the stredded in hash conditions), but, there was one event that sticks in my mind to this day, four years later: when a mugu was detained at a police station and forced to squat for so long that his legs hurt. His recount of it made me lose it. ROFL.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:00 pm

Whenever I see a new member getting welcomed aboard.

Whenever I see a new sticky or a guide being published.

Whenever I see a mentee graduating.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:42 pm

Wow - just so many to choose from. There are so many jaw-dropping baiting successes (tattoos, security photos, porn lads, mega-safaris, lad meetings, video trophies) that I can't decide on one of them.

Instead I am going down a different direction
1: The first time a host got on board and took down a fake website based on a compilation of evidence that baiters had put together
2: first time I saw one of these earned:

Or if I absolutely must choose one baiting moment, it's bombardier's "Colt Seavers" stunt lad - actually my very favourite among them is "Riding a punch" from clip #2 which is so simple but really appears to hurt like hell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeKHCiTBzu4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNmh0JELxCA
RIP Bombs

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:46 pm

So many for me as well.

I think when you as for a trophy Tattoo pic, or some crazy thing they must do and you wait and wait and then you see your email with the little paperclip next to the email.. its like Christmas morning..and you hope it isn't socks but something really cool.

Though now.. I need new socks.. damnit.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2014 Posts: 42

It would help if you post links to your answers

Smile

Especially for the new members here Cool

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:54 pm

My first one does not have a link but some of the old members may recall "Concepts College".....

There were several excellent baits by the great Yeahwhatever, including

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79851&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=325

Which is Eater's first (and only) aquatic safari.

Then, there was the bait which left mugus stredded in Chad:

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https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133890&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

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then there was the other safari to Chad, where two mugus disappeared and may/may not have ever reappeared:

http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/safari5.html

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:58 pm

update to add --

some of eaters best baits are listed here:

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:54 pm

All of Phil Yerboots' "Doughnut" baits! I have never laughed so hard. Evil Lol

I will see if I can find one to post for the newbies.

ETA: One of the best Doughnut baits Bad Mother!

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:50 am

My favorites include:

Hell Safari - https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=209724

bravo95's masterpiece in sending his Wizard of Oz lads to Shorty's uncle (the police sergeant) so they could get arrested as GomerBoyz:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214228&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=136

Dharma's/The Dane's/The Monsignor's/Dr. Mike's "Lagos Blues....Rushforth as Left the Building". Where Rushforth travels to Chad, tries to stiff a taxi driver for a fare and gets a broken leg in return!

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=210719

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:35 am

Second on the saga of Rushforth the Lame.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:27 pm

My favourite moment was when i convinced a scanner to safari to an airport where I convinced him that I was being he'd hostage in the loo, I was impersonating a female at the time and he never queried why my kidnapper was allowing me to phone him.

Later when I had been moved to a house he did actually attempt to mobilise the Nigerian army to intervene at which stage I was crapping myself as starting a military action would be an eater first, but I later learned that the army weren't kind to him.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:14 am

So many...

Crusade to a Fetish Village

YeaWhatever's safaris

The Stuntman baits of Bombardier (sadly missed)

Short-E

P1gmoney

Atlanta Lad's cross-country US safari

Ninastian's Dickiboi bait

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:18 am

I think my favorite was in June 2013, when the Bimbom-Bump gang DoSsed aa419 in retaliation for all their sites going down at once.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Spent a few hours last night listening to the Rushforth the Lame... what an adventure Laughing

Impossible to pick one... but pretty much anything that leaves a lad stredded in hash conditions is good!

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

The Road To Nowhere by Shivermetimbers is my favorite bait. It even has an Arnold soundboard thrown in. You just can't beat that. Very Happy

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