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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:37 am

Like most of you I love a good hitlad. It is such a terrible format that I thought it was pretty much dead. Here I am still messing with Duba Garba, when this came in today.

Quote:

Hello i am a professional hired killer
You don't know me but I know you Because am paid to kill you.

Everything about you I have been told,

this is What I do for a living

There is only one way you can help yourself

if you want to live That is why am WRITING you

Note: this do not involve the police or let any one know about this

If you do I have no choice but kill you

Don’t be surprise why am letting you know

I want to help you if you will co-operate with me

Contact my email if you want to live

But if you don't have respect 4 life, be prepare to dance to the music

of the dead. I am very sorry for you ,
It is a pity that this is how
your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can
see there is no need for me introducing myself to you because I don't
have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to
(KILL YOU ) and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.
Someone you call a Friend wants you Dead by all means, and the
person have spent a lot of money on this, and told me that he wanted
you dead and he provided us with your name , picture and other
necessary information we needed about you. So I have sent my men to
track you down in Location and they have carried out the necessary
investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done
that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you
and see if your life is Important to you or not. Since we have find
out that you are innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I
didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I
am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are
monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you. Now do
you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back
to me immediately you get this mail. WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF
CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.
REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT
YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE
SOMETHING FUNNY. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY Lucky You
You can RUN but can never HIDE email me back at: [email protected]

Have at him everyone. I encourage newcomers here to join in. Hitlads usually burn out pretty fast, but they can be a lot of fun while they last. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:39 am

Godsent?

Now that's funny.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:13 pm

Awesome!

By the way, I've been trying to work Garba for about a month. What the hell is wrong with him? He has got to be the laziest hitlad ever. His threats are awful and he doesn't even try to pick up funds unless it's on a silver platter.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:31 pm

^^^ Hitlads tend to be very lazy. They depend on people who are very easily intimidated. His hope is that such victims will be frightened into quck action before they realize the absurdity of the scam.

The thing to do with a hitlad is get him off script but still have him believe you are going to pay--it is a hard balance to find, because he expects genuine victims to be very compliant.

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 905

I don't expect an answer to the e-mail I have just sent

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:32 pm

I have this overwhelming need to cause some lad pain and get Oinker a friend or two.. I have never done a hitlad before. I mostly have done love lads, so this is completely new to me.

How do I address the email? (Subject line, do I copy his email? etc.)

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:49 pm

He waffles on a bit doesn't he..

I can imagine it now... Hired to kill, tough, ruthless killer, just popped back to ask his client what your email address is !!!

Have to say, really funny !! He now needs to work on sounding like he means it !

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:54 pm

He must be feeling like he hit the motherlode with all of the folks he's trying to scam. Hilarious.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:02 pm

So... how do you phrase your email to him?

I'd love a go but don't know what to say, what angle to use?

Elite Baiter Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 1474

^^ your old lady, scared witless is how I'd go. I have a female character who is acting terrified. If you check the addy at SW the format of the subject line etc is there.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:16 pm

Ok.. so I just act as if I got the email.... I can do frightened old lady ! I get most of my Piggies as dippy old lady !

Wish me Luck....

Elite Baiter Joined: 21 Jan 2010 Posts: 1474

That's what I'm doing. I copied the body of the mail, copied the subject line & acted scared. Lots of "leave me alone" "what have I done!!" stuff.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:32 pm

Some members have been successful in leading a hitlad into lovelad territory. I've gotten a couple accounts by playing really dumb and really irritable. "You want me to do what? There's no MG/WU within 20 miles! No, please. don't kill me~!No I have to work!"

You get the idea.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:39 pm

I went the confused/indignant route.

- Why would you want to kill me? What did I do? This is ridiculous.

- You have to bear this in mind, if you corporate with me to return the money back to the person who asked me to kill you then you will be free and I will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate your life

- Are you serious? This is crazy. That's way more money than I have.

- Ok. let me know what you have and when you will be able to send it, I will get back to you with the payment information. we have 4days to go, you have to act fast.

- I will check my bank, but I have very little. I am too damn old for all of this.

And off we went for several entertaining weeks. He's a moron, have fun!

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

Utter scum bags Evil or Very Mad

I am really enjoying my New hobby against these scammers .

They are disgusting

Show Me The Goodies Joined: 18 Oct 2014 Posts: 301

In the end i just couldn,t resist and sent him this .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpu3zNY-wk

No message ....just the video .

I wonder if he will reply with threats .

If he does i will play the scared wife of an angry husband who sent the email .

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:45 pm

Just senta mail, pleading for my life.
The cocaine was just sitting there.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:02 pm

I told him to treat me like a lady and not swear at me.. even though he wanted to kill me !

His reply: Hello Ixxx i can see you got the heart to talk to me.. i wanted
you to live again but i can see you are tired of life..

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:20 pm

He sent me the same script 3 times.
Lazy and dumb as a lad should be.

Gonna go for pink pork ASP.

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:24 pm

^Lazy indeed. He takes forever to respond doesn't he?

I am trying to play the concerned victim:

Quote:

Who would want me dead? Is this a joke????

Hitlad ain't in the answering mood for some reason:

Quote:

There is know time for stupid questions

Best respond with more questions you say?

Quote:

Wwhy is that a stupid question? I'm just a janitor at the School sure sometimes I'm a bit lazy but that's no cause to kill me is it???

And Days upon days later:

Quote:

So give me 10 reasons why i should,t kill you like a coward

Methinks I'll need some time to come up with 10 reasons....

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:36 pm

I baited the dim Joshua back in 2012 - same email address...
He's just sent the email in the OP above to one of my baiting characters.

Ran him on two baits running side by side with the characters 'crossing over' between baits.

It was good fun.

I'm sooo glad he's back! Smile

(I wonder if he's still using the pic of a dead guy sat on a toilet...?)

(and if DonkakaKiller - his alter ego and 'boss' - will make an appearance)

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:28 pm

He's getting sick of me not being frightened of him... I tried to do frightened old lady but he is so rubbish I got a bit annoyed with him instead... just wanted to get him off script.
I got this time:

Quote:

So do you think i am a fool to have contacted you.. i contacted you
because i know you are a good woman and now i can see you don,t have
respect for your life anymore, how there you called me a coward for
trying to save your life... my men almost shot you yesterday i later
call them to hold on a while ..... Do you wanna cooperate with me or
not?

Trembling in my shoes !
I am going to bribe him to go away and try to get a piggy from him...

Can I ask something? If a Bank Account does get closed down.. do they then lose all the money that was in that particular account?

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:15 pm

^ more often than not the bank account belonged to a mule. So the mule may lose some or all of the money. The lad certainly shouldn't see any of it.

Hitlads, my god. These guys are basically a slime mould that can type threats. They are usually incredibly stupid and can be a lot of fun.

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:57 pm

I've got Joshua back. Lazy lad only emails every three days. But he does read the emails. I told him how kiilling was a sin, and replied back that it is none of my business what sins he commits.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:52 pm

He is good fun and incredibly stupid. Maybe lazy or maybe he has so many of us on the go at once !

I asked about the Bank Account because a lad calling himself R1chard Qu3st
kept going on and on about whether I was a scammer because I said I would only use a Bank account.... and his 'bosses' needed to know I was genuine. He said they had all lost a huge amount of money because of a 'scammer' that got their Bank account closed down so they didn't like doing that any more... and if I was a scammer he would lose his job.

Of course... I'm not a scammer!!!..and curious how he was pleading with me to not scam them when he was trying to get me to pay $1325 and not get anything back for it.... he gave in in the end I think they really needed the money.... but I did hope that when an account is closed they could, potentially lose money.

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