Martin: Another Orphanage Lad

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05/29/15

^^^ What a fine idea, Padfoot !!! Yes, yes -- hear ye, hear ye:

Big X for President !!! beers!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:36 pm

After a few prods, Martin finally responded to my emails:

Quote:

GET OFF MY WAY, WE HAVE INFORMED OF ALL YOUR WAY WITH ONE PAT WHO ALSO CLAIMS TO BE OF HELP TO THE ORPHANAGE HOME.

THIS REPORT WE RECEIVED DONORS WHO JUST VISITED OUR HOME FROM UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND WE MENTIONED YOUR NAME AND WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND MONEY GRAM

IT IS VERY BAD OF YOU IF YOU CAN BE PLAYING WITH THE ORPHANAGE HOME IN THE NAME OF HELPING. (as opposed to pretending to be an orphanage to scam sympathetic people?)

MAY GOD HELP YOU THAT SO CALLED . STOP WRITING TO ME ANY LONGER.

Sounds like he got me crossed up with another baiter. Roger responds in confusion:

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I don't understand your email and I am very confused by it. I don't know anyone called Patrick, and I am not playing games with your orphanage at all. I am a religious man and I would not lie to you because lying is a sin. I think you must have me confused with someone else, and I am upset that you are accusing me of being someone else that I never heard of. What is this wicked Patrick person doing to you? (Hopefully he is putting you through misery too)

All I want to do is donate the money and then do a fundraiser through my Church so I can send you more. Won't you let me do that for your orphans? I just want to help them.

Martin asks for Roger to go to another MG to send the money:

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PLEASE IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT THE ONE THEY TOLD ME ABOUT WITH THAT PATRICK I WILL ADVISE YOU GO TO ANOTHER MONEY GRAM OFFICE NEAR YOUR LOCATION AND SEND THE MONEY WITH THE INFORMATION.

BUT IF YOU FAIL TO SEND IT, THEN YOU ARE THE ONE THEY TOLD ME ABOUT AND YOU SHOULD STOP DECEIVING INNOCENT KIDS.

Roger will respond tomorrow.

05/29/15

All Hail President X ...

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Lad hypocrisy knows no limits.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:46 pm

Roger doesn't want to go to another MG, because they stole his money:

Quote:

Why are you asking me to send by Money Gram again? They are all criminals there. They stole my money and lied to my face, and you want me to send more that way? I do not think that is a good idea, and I do not want any more of the money for the orphans stolen. I want to use a bank transfer because that is much more secure.

I still don't understand why you think I am this Patrick person. He sounds like a wicked man if he will steal from orphans. What did he do to you?

He might drop me, or he might insist on sending by MG, or he might just give me a bank account. I don't know for sure, but I guess that's the fun of baiting.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:07 pm

Martin tells Roger to send the money by RIA:

Quote:

PLEASE TRY RIA MONEY TRANSFER, IT IS IN YOUR LOCATION.

Then he changes his mind and sends me a bank account instead:

Quote:

Kindly send the donation to the following bank information below, it belong to one of our board member.

<snip>

Send us the payment confirmation receipt immediately the money is wired into the account.

May God Bless you and replace your pocket abundantly as you send this donation to this Innocent Children for their upkeep.

Goes to show how sheer persistence can pay off and keep a lad on the hook and producing accounts. Roger will respond later.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:02 pm

Roger gets confused about what Martin wants him to do:

Quote:

I am confused. First you told me to send by Ria transfer then you said to do a bank transaction. Which one should I do?

Martin is getting very frustrated:

Quote:

YOU ARE COMPLAINING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE RIA IN YOUR AREA AND THAT YOU PREFER A BANK ACCOUNT. I HAVE TO GO TO BUREAU DE CHANGE TO GET AN ACCOUNT WHERE YOU CAN WIRE THE MONEY INTO.

PLEASE IF ALL THIS IS A DECEIT AND YOU ARE PLAYING WITH THIS ORPHANAGE HOME, KINDLY STOP NOW BECAUSE GOD IS WATCHING YOU. (self-righteous lads never cease to amaze me with their hypocrisy)

THIS IS THE LONGEST MONEY SENDING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IT LOOK LIKE A JOKE. (it certainly does)

IF YOU ARE SURE YOU ARE SENDING MONEY AND NOT DECEIT, KINDLY SEND IT TO THAT VERY ACCOUNT INFORMATION.

Roger will reply tomorrow.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Great bait. I love it where lads are 'never quite sure'. From their viewpoint they have to assume the maga is sincere else they'll lose their payday.

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:53 am

Thanks for the kind words, folks. I'm having a lot of fun with my current crop of lads. Both Martin here and Little Richard seem like they could be long term lads.

Roger tells Martin he will make the bank transfer:

Quote:

I will go to the bank today and make the transfer of my $500 donation to the bank account.

I am very insulted that you keep accusing me of playing with your orphanage home for this donation. I am a pious believer in the Old Gods and I would not do that. I want to send you this money for the children. What sort of hart less munster would I have to be to play tricks on charity for orphaned children?

It is not my fault that Money Gram is a bunch of crooks and stole my transfer. I am doing my best to send you the donation, so please be more patience.

Now that he has agreed to a bank transfer, I can really snare him in. Stay tuned, because my crooked banker Mr Hilts will be making another appearance...

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:44 pm

Roger makes the transfer, and gives Martin's email address to Mr Hilts:

Quote:

I went to the bank and made the transfer of my donation to that account. My banker Mr Hilts said the money should reflect in the account sometime next week. He also asked me if I could give him your email address, because he said he wants to talk to you. I think maybe he wants to make a donation too, so I gave him your email. Is that ok?

No, Hilts most certainly does not want to make a donation.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 5:39 pm

Martin is very suspicious about whether Roger sent the money:

Quote:

THANKS, PLEASE WHERE IS THE BANK TRANSFER SLIP TO CONFIRM THAT THE MONEY WAS TRANSFERRED.

IF THERE IS NO TRANSFER SLIP FROM YOU AGAIN MEANS YOU DID NOT MAKE THE TRANSFER AND IS JUST TAKING US FOR A RIDE.

I WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY.

Roger will respond tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:32 pm

Roger asks if Hilts has contacted Martin yet:

Quote:

Mr Hilts did not give me a payment slip. He said all the bank transfers are paperless now. Should I go back to the bank and ask him for one?

Mr Hilts said he would email you also. Has he contacted you yet? Maybe you can ask him about the payment slip when he does.

Hilts emails the lad later in the day with his nefarious proposal:

Quote:

I have a proposal for you that I think will work out very well for both of us.

Roger Bartlett came to my bank last week asking me to help him send money to your account, saying some nonsense about sending a donation to an orphanage. I told him I'd make the transfer, but really I held onto the money, and I'll tell you why: as soon as he showed me your emails, I knew your not running an orphanage, your actually a Nigerian scammer trying to steal his money. But I don't care about that. How you make your living is your own business, and it doesn't bother me.

But listen, Roger is really rich, and really stupid. We're talking several million dollars here. And the Church he belongs to, the Church of the Old Gods, is even richer and full of idiots. This is why I asked Roger for your email address even though I know your a scammer. We have a big opportunity. If we work together, we can get a lot of money out of Roger and the Church.

Look, Roger trusts me as his banker, and I handle the Church's accounts so they trust me too. The morons will never see it coming. With me, you can make a ton of cash with very little effort. But if you tell Roger about this email, I will make sure you get nothing from him. So the choice should be really easy.

Think about it, and get back to me.

We'll see if the lad goes for it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Hee hee, the lad will not be a happy bunny. I often use the 'scheming secretary/friend' ploy to chop the lad. It has mixed results, sometimes the greed of the lad takes over and he agrees to the proposal but many lads, with their pride hurt, write back to the original victim with a copy of the conspiracty letter, with all references to them being a scammer edited out. Lads are an arrogant bunch and can't stand the idea of someone being smarter than them and stealing 'their' money.

Be interesting to see how your lad reacts.

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:08 pm

Martin tells Roger that he doesn't want to talk to Hilts:

Quote:

PLEASE STOP DISTURBING ME, YOU DID NOT MAKE ANY PAYMENT. I HAVE NO TIME TO ASK HIM ANYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING WITH HIM.

THERE IS NO HOW YOU WILL MAKE THE PAYMENT AND THEY WILL NOT GIVE YOU PAYMENT RECEIPT.

Roger pleads ignorance about the payment slips:

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This is not my fault that I didn't know I was suppose to get a transfer slip from the bank. Mr Hilts told me they don't give them anymore. I am not a banker, how am I suppose to know the difference?

I did send the money, I don't know why you won't believe me. Mr Hilts said it should be deposited in your account sometime this week. Maybe I will go back to the bank today and talk to him about it.

He goes to the bank and asks for one, and then Martin gets an email from Hilts:

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Jesus, are you fucking crazy? Why would you send Roger back here to ask for a payment slip? I already told you I didn't send the money, because I want to work with you to clean out Roger and the Church for even more. Use some goddam common sense next time before you pull some shit like that.

I had to make up some bullshit excuse to get Roger to leave again. He's an idiot, but he's not going to buy my story forever. So you need to tell me if you want to work together or not. If you do, then I'll send the money to you and we can work together to get more out of Roger. If not, I'll just keep it and fake the payment slip for Roger, then tell him your a scammer. It's up to you.

Then Roger comes back from the bank and tells Martin what Hilts told him:

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I just got back from the bank. Mr Hilts told me it will take a week to reprint the payment slip and I should come back to get it when he calls me. I am sorry for the delay again, but Mr Hilts told me it is a cooperate regulation that the banks have to complete with, and so they can't give payment slips until the end of the month.

Mr Hilts also told me that he did contact you about donating money to your orphanage already, but he said you wouldn't take the money he was offering. I don't understand. Why are you upset with me about the delays in sending my donation, but you won't take a donation from Mr Hilts? Please explain what is going on?

And Martin gets upset with Hilts:

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YOU ARE A FOOL, WHOM DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH. MAY GOD PUNISH YOU WITH ALL YOU ARE SAYING.

I AM NOT WHAT YOU THINK AND WILL NEVER BE, YOU AND HIM SHOULD STOP DISTURBING ME.

So Martin chose denial. Hilts will respond later.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:55 pm

Martin doesn't want anything more to do with Roger or Hilts:

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PLEASE BOTH YOU AND MR HILTS OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL HIM SHOULD STOP WRITING TO ME AGAIN.

Roger still wants to donate the money:

Quote:

I don't understand. Why are you being so rude? I just want to donate money to your orphanage, but you are making things so difficult. I want to know why you won't accept a donation from Mr Hilts. I'm sure he just wants to help your orphans too.

I'm keeping Hilts quiet until Monday, when his bank is open again.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:35 pm

Martin replied, still trying to get rid of Roger:

Quote:

BUT YOU AND HIM SHOULD STOP ALL THIS MADNESS, I AM TIRED OF IT. WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE JEST OF THIS CHARITY ORGANIZATION. (Possibly it has something to do with the fact that you are really a scammer)

YOU SHOULD PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE, I HOPE I HAVE MADE MY SELF CLEAR TO BOTH OF YOU

So... he's saying wants me to keep writing to him on a daily basis? I can do that!

Roger keeps at it:

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What do you mean jest? I am not making any jokes. I am very serious about donating to your orphanage home, and I already did sent the money in a bank transfer. Mr Hilts said the money should be in your account by now. Why don't you just look in your account to see that it is there?

And I want to raise more money for your orphanage through my Church in a bake sale. Would I offer to do that if I was just joking with you? (Actually, yes, I would Twisted Evil

) Please let me help your orphanage.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:39 am

^

I think what he's trying to say is that he wants you to email him every single day from now until the end of time.

Has he given you a phone number? I reckon this lad would really enjoy being part of your phone chain.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:55 am

Hilts tries again to convince the lad to work with him:

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Dude, what has you all worked out? I already told you that I don't take a shit that your a scammer. In fact, I'm glad you are, because I want to work with you to get some money from Roger. That moron thinks your actually running an orphanage their, and the gullible old fool wants to get his church to give you even more money. He's rich and the church is even more loaded. If your smart, you could scam thousands or even millions out of them, instead of going after small money like you do now.

Don't be a fool and walk away from a gold mine like this, just because I called you up for what you are. Work with me and we'll make a ton of cash. Walk away and you'll die poor and regret it.

Lad is still not interested:

Quote:

PLEASE STOP WRITING TO ME, I AM NOT A SCAMMER. I RUN AN ORPHANAGE HOME HERE IN NIGERIA.

I AM NOT INTERESTED AND STOP CONTACTING ME.

And he tries to ditch Roger too:

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PLEASE YOU SHOULD STOP WRITING TO ME, I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED. DON'T DONATE TO US AGAIN.

YOU AND YOUR BANKER SHOULD STOP PEOPLE FOR A RIDE, I AM NOT WHAT BOTH OF YOU THINK I AM.

But I don't give up that easily. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:50 pm

Roger is confused about Martin's last email:

Quote:

What do you mean you are not what I think you are? You said you run an orphanage in Nigeria. Are you saying that you do not run an orphanage? Then what have I been donating to?

Martin doth protest too much:

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PLEASE FOR THE LAST TIME I AM WARNING YOU TO STOP WRITING TO ME WITH YOUR SO CALLED FRIENDS.

I AM NOT A CROOKS AS THEY MAY BE THINKING, I RUN AN ORPHANAGE HOME AND HAVE PROOF FOR IT AND NOT OTHER WISE. I DON'T INVOLVED IN ANYTHING CHEATING AND WILL NOT BE INVOLVED.

PLEASE TELL YOU SO CALLED BANK FRIEND TO STOP WRITING TO ME, BOTH OF YOU.

Roger will be utterly confused by this when he replies tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Hilts tries again to interest Martin, and viciously insults him along the way:

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Bullshit your not a scammer. Roger showed me some of your emails when I asked him why he was sending money to Nigeria. I could tell right away your a scammer. Your just too much of a fucking pussy to admit it, and too goddam stupid to realize that you have a great opportunity here if you just work with me.

I told you already, Roger is a multi millionaire, but he is as dumb as a brick shithouse and can't manage his money with a damn. If we work together we can make millions off him. I don't know why your turning this down. I never seen a scammer who would say no to easy money before. But I guess theirs a first for everything. I'll have to find another scammer willing to help me.

Get back to me if you find your balls or if you get serious about making real money. Otherwise, get out of the game, go sit with the women, and let the real men handle the business.

I'm curious to see how he will respond to getting slapped.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:52 am

Roger doesn't understand what Martin is talking about:

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I am very confused. I did not call you a crook or say you are cheating. I know you run an orphanage home. I am not sure why you are denying things I did not say.

Did Mr Hilts say you are a crook? That was very mean of him if he did. He must be mistaking, because I can tell that you are a pious and an Old Gods fearing man, and I know you would not betray the well fare of the children on your care.

You know what? Maybe if you send me the proof that you are an orphanage home, I can show it to Mr Hilts so we can clear up his mistake. Would that be ok? I just want to donate so we can help your orphans. I know I already sent some money, but please let me donate more to your orphanage.

Let's see if he actually tries to prove it to Roger, or if he continues to try and drop me.

Hilts is brushed off again:

Quote:

please stop writing to me. GO TO HELL WITH YOUR BUSINESS I AM NOT INTERESTED.

I'm going to keep writing to him, of course.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:47 pm

Hilts tells Martin he will find another scammer to work with:

Quote:

Ok, I'll find another scammer to work on Roger with me, but I'm telling you, your gonna regret passing this down. Roger is richer than Solomon, and he has no idea that your a scammer. Your loosing a lot of money by walking away here.

I'll let you know how it goes, ok?

Martin is not pleased:

Quote:

YOUR FATHER IS A SCAMMER,YOU GO TO HELL WITH YOUR MONEY. I HAVE WARNED YOU TO STOP WRITING TO ME IDIOT.

Every time he says that, it makes me want to write to him even more.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Ahh, I'm sure he's just being coy and would love more correspondence.

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