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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:23 pm |
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And I'm delighted. My lad went for a trip to the WU office with my "barcode" receipt. He hasn't explained to me exactly what happened, but I assume from his reply, it didn't go well 
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Mr Peter Andre
You will dire in 7 days time may heavenly thunder fire you down anywhere you are sending this attachment of wrong wu, and destroyed your entire home okay. . Go to hell with your entire family.
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I replied, just on the offchance that I can push him a little further...
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Dear Dr Ali,
Go to hell with my entire family? Why, I only have two immediate relatives – my mother, Agatha Andre who lives with me on the Isle of Beaver and my cousin, Pedro Andre who lives in Mexico and despite the ridiculous poor spelling and grammar in your email, none of us are in hell. In regards to my house burning down, I did leave the heating on all night last night so it was very warm, but alas, nowhere near a fire.
What do you mean “wrong attachment”? I only have one receipt and that’s what I sent you. Now, listen here you filthy, illiterate skidmark on the undergarments of society, if there is a problem with the receipt I sent, then please explain what the problem is? I gather that you didn’t go to the Western Union office, otherwise they would have confirmed that the receipt was real, the barcode was legitimate and they would have given you the money.
Why, when I made the payment, they told me that picking up the payment was “so simple that even a monkey could do it.” Is that the case, Dr Ali, are you more stupid than a monkey?
And as for you saying that I will “dire” in 7 days, the only thing “dire” here is your IQ level, you scumbag.
Perhaps you should just put me in contact with the security company, you are clearly far too stupid to be relied upon and I fear that chances are, you will choke to death on Lego before this deal is complete.
Get back to me, and no more of your nonsense.
Yours angrily,
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:33 pm |
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Congratulations, Gaz! A death threat is a lad's way of telling you that you're doing a good job and that he's enjoyed his time with you so you have reason to be proud.
As for me, I'm still trying to get my first death threat...  |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:35 pm |
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It'll come, I always like to imagine the sort of put-downs that Mr Burns from The Simpsons would use, that normally presses all the right buttons. |
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YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:31 pm |
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Sorry Gaz, but I think you're treading a very fine line with one of your insults. Careful you don't stumble the wrong side of it. |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:55 pm |
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Mafians might be offended; then what would happen? |
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wowwow
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Joined: 14 Apr 2009
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Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:30 pm |
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The Reverand
Show Me The Goodies
Joined: 18 Oct 2014
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Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:52 pm |
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