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DoomAngel
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Wed Oct 29, 2014 1:12 pm |
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This poor man witnessed the death of a journalist (hate them using real sad events for their gain).
He was so serious recounting the tale, until he got into the facts....
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| On that fateful day, We went as a team of journalists to the Rebel's camp. Myself and other press crew which Mick was part of it. Though we were guarded by the Egyptian security men. |
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After a little-while, the rebels came in and opened fire at us while the security men fought them back. As God may have it, we succeeded in rushing back to our base with Mick having a bullet in him. The Health Workers tried their possible best but Mick kicked the bucket.
Right now, Mick is dead |
Wonder if 'kicked the bucket' is on the Death Certificate !! Exact medical term ! Right now Mick is dead... will he be next week... !!!! |
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the_doctor
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Aug 2014
Posts: 174
Location: Somewhere south of the USA border
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Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:53 pm |
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hahahaha I got the same email! I laughed so hard at the right now, mick is dead... although it IS a horrible story |
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"Attention: FIRSTNAME LASTNAME"
"YOU PEOPLE MUST BE JOKING BYEEEEEEEEE" Reverend Doctor Kwame Teteh (the banker)
"Like playing with someone special in bitch!" Stephen
"you don't puss to the wall who the hell are you" Anna Fall
 
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calvin
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 1474
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Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:32 pm |
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Is it worth remarking to him that 'kicked the bucket' is the official term used for death in registry offices here? A bit of de-education maybe? |
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- John Smith / David Coleman / James Pearson
"The person that went to the bank say is like you are playing a fast one on me,Because the cashier was just laughing at him"
"PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THE "SCAMWARNERS" REFERENCE ON THE INTERNET ... THE INFERENCE THAT SOMEHOW THAT I AM RUNNING A SCAM IS HURTFUL TO MY BUSINESS"
"GUY U DE VERY WICKED AND HEARTLESS."
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205
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Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:24 pm |
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^^ No doubt!
Demand to see a copy of the official "Kicked the Bucket Certificate" |
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 Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
 Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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DoomAngel
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Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:01 am |
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thank you both...
I'm off to recontact.... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Oct 30, 2014 11:43 am |
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Causes of "kicking the bucket" can be many and varied.
* "Bullet shorts"
* "Mystery gunshot"
* "War casualty"
* "Injury sustained in gun shots"
My favourite is the Lad's father who (because he couldn't keep his lies straight) died of diabetes caused by a dog bite. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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DoomAngel
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Thu Oct 30, 2014 11:56 am |
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My lad is getting very frustrated at my Kick the Bucket questioning, love it, you can almost hear his voice saying it all ! Getting him off script thought so it's good. It's Top Secret and he has told me all he can ! Telling me any more isn't what I need to know.....
Oh but... I do. I mean, his poor family need the truth. |
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DoomAngel
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Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:23 pm |
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| He Kicked the Bucket by 'Mystery Gunshot' |
I think I need to see the Kicked the Bucket Certificate ! |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
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Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:01 pm |
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| Right now, Mick is dead |
I love this line. what happens, if mick decides otherwise?  will he suffrocate in his grave, because he can't dig his way out? since it is halloween tomorrow, that might be an urgent topic. |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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