The Widow and the Libyan - Pork Nr. 4

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:39 pm

After a RL induced break in my baiting activities my first attempts were surprisingly very short lived. Not one lad would bother to reply after my 2nd post although I did everything to avoid the impression that I could be anything but a complacent and gullible victim. I seemed to be on a lengthy losing streak and was getting desperate. Most of the lads in my catcher account would not even show any interest.

In desperation I grabbed the following mail from eater´s surplus depot:

Quote:

Dear prospective partner

My name is H4mmad,the second man to Saif al-Islam Gaddafi son of muammar-al-qaddafi the formal Libya leader.

I Mr.H4mmad Moh4mmed presented a subtle offer which will need the help of a partner like you to complete successfully.I Mr.Hammad Mohammed body guard to Saif al-Islam Gaddafi,Saif al-Islam Gaddafi is in a difficult situation and i relocate certain sums of money out of security company here in Africa on behalf of Saif.my reason is because things are getting more bad,He start his trial for some months ago. More so,

My aim of contacting you is for your assistance,i do transaction with Mr Joshua D Brown and i don't know that Mr Joshua D Brown is not capable for the transaction, after agreement between me and him Mr Joshua D Brown, I provide a needed document for the transaction and the fund took off from Morocco to united state of America.United state Customs stopped it and demanding non inspection certificate from delivery company. The delivering company contact my Barrister as sender,Barrister Ziayd M0hammad and Mr Joshua D Br0wn as receiver.from that day to now noway to find Mr Joshua D Br0wn.now my Barrister have contacted the company back to bring the consignment back to Africa,that is why i need help from a partner like you to help for the transaction,Open the attachments to view the document between me and Mr Joshua for the transaction both the stop order from the USA Customs with airport scanning also below is the message from united state custom.state Customs officer, Dear good partner you have to know that this must be done in such a way that it must not be tied to me(Mr,Hammad).Now the fund is in the hand of united state custom and they only need to see non inspection certificate or Anti terrorist clearance certificate and the security company ready to get it for us.Dear good partner all the document for the transaction is with me and is 100% risk free also my Barrister is capable of everything,what i need from you is to act as original beneficiary of the fund.Your role will be to:

(1). Your assistance on these transaction.
(2). Act as the original beneficiary of the consignment from the security company.
(3). Receive as cargo from security company.
(4). Value of funds: $135 Million US Dollars.

Everything will be done legally to ensure that the consignment is in saver side. If you agree to partner with me Mr.Hammad Mohammed, i will compensate you with 25% of the total sum. Should you prefer I re-contact you with more express facts, you can send me your:

[1] Full Names:
[2] Personal profile:
[3] Daytime Telephone

email me at :([email protected])we will talk for terms and agreement.

Sincerely,

IP shows the mail is from Qatar (thks to Mr. Kruse) which makes a for nice change.

Dramatis Personae

Lad - H4ssan Moh4mmad or Moh4mmed H4mmad - whatever
Gr3tchen K0gelberger - young widow of H3lmut, an infamous but successful arms dealer
Isab3lla Bist3cca - stepdaughter and vineyard manager
Guid0 K0gelberger - alias Guy R0bertson - H3lmut`s evil nephew

The hook:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

it is with great sadness that I have to inform you that the recipient of your esteemed letter, my husband H3lmut K0gelberger, passed away in May. He was engaged in many business deals with Libya before the NATO attack and I assume this is where you got his mail address from.

Unfortunately I was just H.´s second wife, his "trophy wife" as his family would call me when they spoke of me. So I am not sure it you want to do this business deal with me.

H. left me the major part of his vast fortune, so I don´t really need the money, but I would love to show his family that I am more than a dumb pretty girl.

Let me know if you are interested. Can I use H.´s old mail account, I am not very good with computers?

Best regards,

GK

What a nice lad:

Quote:

i rely thank you Gretchen for your positive response.This such a sad news what really happen did he been sick,Because last time we have phone conversation he sound very OK,what is the course of the death?
Am so sorry just take heart.

Furthermore,Are you sure that you can handle this transaction well not like Mr J0shua D Br0wn.if you can, let me see your:
(1)Age
(2)Occupation
(3)Nationality
(4)Phone number

Back to me soon to update you more details.And you have to understand my English because am not an person.

THANKS
From HM.

I let him wait for a few days and get a reminder from a different account:

Quote:

Dear prospective partner

I sent you messages and i have not see your respond,I hope everything
is all right.

ALSO I MISS PLEASE MY PASSWORD FOR MY FORMAL EMAIL ADDRESS,NOW YOU
WILL BE MAILING ME ON THIS EMAIL:
([email protected])AND URGENT.

AND FEEL THIS INFORMATION BELOW AND SEND IT TO ME.

(1)Age:..............
(2)Occupation:..........
(3)Nationality :...........
(4)Phone number:........

For the first message you sent to me,you mention that your don't know
much about computer,So dear prospective partner it will be more easy
to be communicating on mobile phone and anytime i writ you mail i will
call you on your mobile phone to inform you to check your email.it
will make our transaction to be fast and successful.

Back to me soon to update you more details.

Sadly little Greta is not at all well:

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

thank you for your kind letter. I am afraid not all is well. A few days ago I panicked in Starnberg while leaving a shop in the morning. I had the feeling that all people around me wanted to kill me. So I hid behind a garbage container until nightfall. Then I called Helmut´s personal doctor for help. I am now in a private clinic near my home, in Hohenried I think. The doctors told me that my husband`s death caused some kind of stress disorder and attacks of anxiety or something like that. They put me on medication and I am no longer afraid, but they will not let me go for the time being. But I can use the public internet computer in the cafeteria whenever I do not have any treatment or doctor´s appointments - albeit under supervision.

My next EEG session is in a few minutes, so I have to be quick:

Gr3tchen K0gelberger
29 years old
Housewife
Austro-American
they took my mobile phone and will not allow me to use it.

This should kill off any requests for a phone conversation.

It also puts the lad off script and he needs time to evaluate the situation. A poke 4 days later:

Quote:

you have not replied to my mails. I thought you were my friend. Why did you leave me?

Standard bla bla:

Quote:

Dear partner

How are you,i hope that you have recover your self.and i sent you
message and even waiting for your urgent respond so am surprise of
this your new message today.

Dear good partner this transaction need your time and urgent reply
anytime i send you message,that why i need your mobile number so that
anytime i send you message i will also call you to check your email.

For your second message,when you talk about what happen to you and
your mobile i feel sad. but Dear partner you have to get a mobile
phone so that i will be calling you anytime i need you or you will be
checking your email everyday.

The attachment below is the document for the transaction between me
and Mr J.D Brown and my ID.

Dear good partner this is what i need from you:

(1)..Financial assistance,
(2)..Act as the original beneficiary of the consignment.
(3)..Receive as cargo from security company,
(4)..Value of funds: $135 Million US Dollars.
(5)..All the expense for this transaction will paid after the transaction.
(6)..For expense 20% is for you and 10% is for me.

If you understood this message and accept it, please get back to me
for the agreement.

Alas Greta´s looks don´t match her abilities to do complicated business deals such as this. And then there is a mysterious mail from HM with a warning label from Google:

Be careful with this message. It contains content that's typically used to steal personal information.

Quote:

From: K1N M4RK <[email protected]>
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 9, 2013 3:58 AM
Subject: urgent
Attn:..
I am KM a former US Contractor presently working as the Assistant Director
Inspection Unit of Los Angle International Airport (LAX) USA. During
our recent withheld
package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an
abandoned shipment
left by a diplomat from Morocco who was supposed to deliver these
packages to you but
failed to provide necessary clearances needed by the USA Customs and
when scanned
recently, it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk
Boxes weighing
approximately 100kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the
Contents of the
consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY”
rather it was declared
as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent and also
the inability of
the diplomat to pay for the USA Non Inspection Charges which is about $3800 USD.
On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more than $30 Million
each and the
consignment is still left at our Storage House here at the USA Int
Airport till date
which was delivered through a registered shipping Company known
Courier Dispatch Service
Limited a division of Tran guard LTD. Approximately, the details of
the consignment
includes your name, your email address and the official document from
the company all
tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes. However, to enable me confirm if you
are the actual
recipient of this consignment, I will advise you provide your current
Phone Number and
Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the
official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your
city and other
details. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been
returned to the USA
Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in
concluding the clearance
processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your
details on my
official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check
your details, I will
advise you send the required details to my "SECURED" email address (
[email protected] ) for quick processing and response. Once I
confirm you as the
actual recipient of the trunk boxes, I can get everything concluded
within 3-6 working
Days upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.
I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive.

The medical staff at the clinic is testing various medications on Gr3tchen which unfortunately do have some side effects.

Quote:

Dear Mr. H.,

I just recovered from a tough medical treatment which took me out of commission for several days. I was unabled to do any clear thinking as the medication turned my brain into something like mashed potatoes.

Good news is that I am now allowed to check my emails unsupervised in our internet room at the clinic. The nurse just said before she left me there "dass Sie mir ja keinen Unsinn machen!", meaning something like "don´t do anything stupid".

I am a bit confused by the last email under your address from Kin M4rk. My mail software labelled his message as suspicious and asked me to report it to Google. I didn´t do it yet, but I am worried whether your account has been hijacked by this man.

We have to keep the speed up as I learned from H.´s daughter (from his previous marriage) that his relatives are apparently contemplating to challenge my legal competence - means they want to have me declared insane.

I also tried to get my mobile phone back, but the doctors just exchanged a quick look and said "yes, my dear, it will be soon...". I also learned that use of mobile phones is only allowed in the garden of the clinic, where I am not yet allowed to go as it borders on the lake.

Let me know how to proceed from here and tell me about this mysterious M4rk.

More to come. Stay tuned.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:09 pm

Welcome back, FWP! I've missed your baits-stuck on a rig or in the Vatican!

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:38 pm

Well, if the lads do not cooperate then there is not much to post here.

I have to share the praise with them.

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:30 pm

That was a GREAT hook! Well played.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:53 pm

^^^
Thanks, here is more.

Lad also sent me a lot of attached pics of "certificates", a "Libyan driver´s license" and of the inevitable box full of cash. Greta ignores all of them.

In another all caps message lade claims to be held hostage.

Quote:

Mrs GR3TCHEN K0GELBERGER THANKS BE TO GOD FOR YOUR RECOVERING.Mrs
GR3TCHEN,MR KIN M4RK IS THE UNITED STATE CUSTOM OFFICER AND HE IS
HELPING ME FOR THE NON INSPECTION CERTIFICATE.

Mrs GR3TCHEN K0GELBERGER I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE ME TO GET
THE CERTIFICATE BECAUSE IS ONLY THE PROBLEM THAT AM FACING NOW AND THE
SHIPPING COMPANY AND UNITED STATE CUSTOM OFFICER MR KIN MARK PROMISE
TO GET IT IF I WILL PAY FOR IT.SO WHAT I WANT YOU
Mrs GRETCHEN KOGELBERGER TO DO FOR ME IS:

(1)FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE
(2)ACT AS THE ORIGINAL BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT
(3)RECEIVE AS CARGO FROM SECURITY COMPANY
(4)VALUE OF FUNDS:$135 MILLION US DOLLARS

AND FOR THE EXPANSE 20% WILL BE FOR YOU AND 10% IS FOR ME

FURTHER MORE:

Mrs GR3TCHEN AS AM WRITING TO YOU NOW,IS LIKE AM IN HOSTAGE BECAUSE I
HAVE NO MOVEMENT FOR THE FACT THAT AM GADDAFI PERSON AND SECOND MAN
TO SAIF AL -ISLAM AL-GADDAFI,Mrs GRETCHEN I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
THIS IS 100% RISK FREE.

IF YOU Mrs GRETCHEN UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE AND ACCEPT IT,GET BACK TO
ME FOR THE AGREEMENT WITH THE NEEDED INFORMATION BELOW.

(1)WITH YOUR FULL NAME:
(2)YOUR ADDRESS:

MOREOVER:
Mrs GR3TCHEN I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH BECAUSE AM NOT AN
ENGLISH MAN AND CONFIDENTIAL IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT IN EVERYTHING.

Greta however is facing different challenges and, partly due to medication and - to be blunt - her genetic disposition, is unable to understand most of the letter. But she is trying to do her best - in admittedly very difficult circumstances:

Quote:

more bad news but light at the end of the tunnel. The doctors found our email exchange and told me I was insane to believe you and if I continued this folly they would recommend to have me declared mentally sick and permanently withdraw my legal competence. They also cancelled my daily "email and internet time" indefinitely to prevent me from communicating with you. I was completely cut off from the outside world for a few days. They are apparently in cahoots with H.´s family as it looks like part of their plan.

Fortunately my stepdaughter Is4bella managed to smuggle in a small laptop computer with internet access so I can continue to communicate with you. We have however to be extremely careful not to get caught. I. confirmed that H.´s family is trying to exclude me from my rightful inheritance by keeping me forever behind bars in this mental institution. Fortunately I have a hidden bank offshore account with most of H.´s money, nevertheless any transfer requires careful planning and secrecy. In worst case - if they "turn me into a veggie" with their evil medication - I. has promised to take over and complete our deal.

As you requested in your last letter, here is my home address:

Gr3tchen K0gelberger
Villa Karinhall
Seepromenade 3
92319 Starnberg

Germany

Do not send anything to this address as H.´s relatives have taken possession of it and will certainly intercept any correspondence from you.

I am surprisingly in a relaxed mood despite all the hassle, but this seems an effect of the medication. I have changed H.´s password for this email account, so we should be safe from spying eyes.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Your friend

Is4bella Bist3cca, cute byproduct of an extramarital affair of young H3lmut with an Italian student is Greta´s best friend and is always ready to help. However she works for an organic vineyard in Siena, Italy, so chances are she might not be on hand when the lad requires her help.

Lad sending again a confused all caps letter, copying and pasting Greta´s last name wrong throughout the text:

Quote:

I RELY THANK YOU GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER FOR YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE,BUT
DEAR PARTNER GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER YOUR DOCTOR IS ENEMY OF PROGRESS AND
YOU WILL BE CAREFUL OF DOING ANYTHING WITH HIM.GRETCHEN KOGEIBERGER
GOD IS GOOD,I HAVE OBTAIN THE NON INSPECTION CERTIFICATE, SO IN THE
NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS THE CONSIGNMENT WILL IN MOROCCO.

GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER I NEED YOUR MOBILE NUMBER OR YOUR STEPDAUGHTER
MOBILE NUMBER THAT I WILL USE TO CONTACT YOU OR YOUR DAUGHTER.BACK TO
ME SOON SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE AGREEMENT TO SIGN AND PROCEED
SOONEST.

FURTHER MORE:OPEN THIS SIT TO VIEW THE DETAILS ABOUT THE CONSIGNMENT:
www.kdexxxxxxtics.com
TRACK IT WITH THIS TRACKING NUMBER:re1111,GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER BEFORE
YOU TRACK IT MAKE SURE THAT YOU REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE TRACKING
SPACE AND PUT ONLY THE TRACKING NUMBER:re1111

GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER AS AM WRITING TO YOU NOW,IS LIKE AM IN HOSTAGE
BECAUSE I HAVE NO MOVEMENT FOR THE FACT THAT AM GADDAFI PERSON AND
SECOND MAN TO SAIF AL -ISLAM AL-GADDAFI,GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER I WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS 100% RISK FREE.

IF YOU GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER UNDERSTAND THIS MESSAGE AND ACCEPT IT, I'M
WAITING FOR YOUR RESPOND BEFORE SIGN THE AGREEMENT.BELOW IS THE
ATTACHMENT OF NON INSPECTION CERTIFICATE THAT STOP ORDER.

MOREOVER:
GR3TCHEN K0GEIBERGER I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH BECAUSE AM NOT

AN ENGLISH MAN AND CONFIDENTIAL IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT IN EVERYTHING.

Web site reported to the site killers. Greta tries her best with the web site, but...

Quote:

I tried repeatedly to access this website, but I always get the message "connection timed out". My network is very slow and often I get no signal at all, so it is probably my fault.

I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused. I was hoping to be released soon, but whenever I come up with that question everybody appears to be stonewalling. My stepdaughter had to return to Siena in Italy as she is working for a renowned organic vineyard there. I don´t know when she will have a few days off next time to pay me a visit. I am very sad as she is the only person I trust - apart from you.

How can we proceed from here if I cannot access this website? I will not give up trying but I am not very optimistic.

Yours truly,

GK

Lad falls silent, so 2 pokes from Greta:

Quote:

I haven´t heard from you in a week now. Can you mail me or are your captors not allowing it?

I had a few bad days here. What appeared to be some kind of friendly wellness resort looks now like a Gestapo prison. I get 2 white, one yellow and one blue pill after each meal plus a green one for the night. When I first took the green one I had nightmares and was totally disoriented the whole following day. After three horrible nights - and days - I now flush the pill down the toilet and feel somewhat better.

Yesterday I saw a pimped up Mercedes Roadster on the car park which looked like the one of H3lmut´s nephew. I watched it for some time and - guess what - that little bastard came out of the main entrance and drove away with it. When I asked the doctor if there had been any visitor for me he was taken aback but recovered and told me "No, nobody". Liar!!!

When I came back this morning from a lengthy EEG recording I found that my room had been thoroughly searched, they could however not find my netbook. It is hidden too well. But I have to be very careful when I write you or try to access your internet site. BTW it is still not working. I am very sorry.

They have stolen my credit cards, but my account in the Cayman islands is still working. I assume that they are trying to drug me with pentobarbital so I will reveal this secret. Time is of the essence.

Please send me a sign that you are still alive as I am beginning to lose all hope. Isabella is busy with harvesting in their vineyard in Siena and won´t be coming to visit until November. Help me please!!!

I wonder how long it takes Mr. Superbrain to realize that he has "hooked" a mentally unstable rich woman with unrestricted access to an offshore bank account filled to the brim with shiny banknotes.

Ooops, didn´t our lad say something about being "IN HOSTAGE"?

A quick follow-up mail from Greta:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Hammad,

please forgive me my stupidity. It is the medication that makes me somewhat dim. Do your kidnappers demand money for your release? I have enough to secure your freedom. Let me know.

Sorry again,

Another subtle hint to go unnoticed, but lad answers, confused as usual:

Quote:

Dear good partner Gretchen,
I'm not happy for your condition,i know that if is not your
condition we so pose finish the transition by now.
Now the consignment is back to the security company and i am wait
also demanding your personal information to proceed the new document
for the consignment and your are not been giving me what i need from
you.

(1)your full name
(2)your house address
(3)your phone number

And remember that you will receive the consignment as cargo.

right now i am in Doha you can call me with this number:+9747745xxxx

Address again? No problem, but the phone issue is still pending:

Quote:

I got a very disturbing mail from my stepdaughter Is4bella which I forward to you. My situation is not looking promising. I hope they will never find the netbook to cut me off from the outside world. 3 days ago I smashed all the medication and used transparent cello tape to attach the powder to an inconspicuous letter that arrived safely at Is4bella´s Wine Estate in Siena. I hope that we will soon know how they are trying to knock out my brain.

You wrote that you are now in Doha. Isn´t that in Qatar? The Emir sponsored the civil war against Gaddhafi, so unless you are being held against your will I would feel a lot happier if you left this place as soon as possible. If you need any financial help let me know.

I can send you my home address again, but the place is now under control of my enemies:

Gr3tchen K0gelberger
Villa Karinhall
Seepromenade 3
92319 Starnberg

Germany

My current address is

Privatsanatorium M3dicura
Am Seeufer 1
82541 Münsing

Germany

I have given up asking for my mobile phone as every mentioning of it will result in one hour of "Elektrotherapie" as they call it, where they attach some cables to my body and send bursts of low voltage through them. While not painful I am unable to control my bladder for several hours after that procedure. It is humiliating.

Dear Mr. H4mmad, I never thought that such an illegal imprisonment would be possible in Germany. All my hopes now rest with Isabella. If you want to contact her [email protected].

Take care my dear friend,

Again waving banknotes in front of the lad´s nose to no avail.

The attached mail from Is4bella serves several purposes. It intends to reinforce the impression that Greta is a real person with social ties and friends, it provides additional information about the outside world, especially about the hostile family, it gives Isab3lla a distinct personality and, most important, it introduces a person that can turn the bait in any appropriate direction when Greta is running out of options to stall the lad.
Of course, it also wastes the lad´s time.

Must be read with a strong Italian accent and "furore":

Quote:

Ciao Greta,

we are currently very busy getting this years vintage into our cellar. So far it looks like we are going to get a very fine quality for the Cabernet and - knock on wood - an excellent Barolo. The Valpolicella is also very promising and we will most likely be able to produce the same if not more delicious vino di tavola from it. We work daily from sunrise to sunset to make use of the fine weather, so I am pretty knackered every evening.

I got a letter from this bastardo Guido. They have tasked an avvocato to contest H3lmut´s will and have already obtained a medical certificate that claims you are mentally deranged and legally incompetent to manage Helmut´s inheritance. It was set up by a Prof. Dr. Kersting allegedly from the Uniklinik München. I have never before heard of him. Did he examine or at least talk to you? Let me know as soon as possible. It smells very fishy to me. They have also asked the court to give them custody for yours and Helmut´s house. The decision is still pending, but as it looks now the outlook is bleak. I will try to be on site when this happens to secure your belongings - lo prometto mia cara.

Giovanni is furious and swore that he would do everything to get you out of this "institution" and Antonietta is busy reviving old connections to her German lawyer friends so we can get a court order for your release. Keep the faith.

Kind regards and best wishes from Rosa and the rest of the squadra di cantina. Rosa donated a really big fat candle in church and prayed for your return, so we have got all bases covered.

Antonietta has taken the tablets you sent in your last letter to her university for testing. I will let you know the results as soon as I have them. In the meantime do not take any medication, and just half or a quarter of the dose to fool their weekly blood tests.

Tanti auguri e ti abbraccio,

Is4bella

To be continued.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:34 pm

It is now obvious beyond reasonable doubt, that this lad is more than a few fries short of a happy meal. But he seems to like Greta and this should keep him on the hook. Surprisingly he does not follow up on his mails and accepts any answer he gets, even if it means for him to have to start all over.

Time to rattle the cage a bit. Enter The Evil Nephew using the assumed name Guy R0berts0n.

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

you do not know me, but I have a business proposal regarding our friend Helmut Kogelberger. It will be financially beneficial for both of us if you are willing to cooperate. It is 100% risk free and does not involve anything illegal.
I need your help and am willing to pay a top bonus once the matter is settled to our benefit.

Let me know if you are interested and we can discuss the details,

Guy

Oh and keep the trophy widow out of this conversation, thank you.

Lad responds surprisingly quick:

Quote:

Dear Guy,
Who are you and how do you get my contact.

A promising start, so let´s try to get him on board... but what is this?

Lad to Greta:

Quote:

Dear good partner,
I receive this message below,do you know the person that send the message?
Guy Robertson <[email protected]>

6:48 PM (14 hours ago)

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

[snip by me]

Guy

Oh and keep the trophy widow out of this conversation, thank you.

Greta is on medication again:

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

I received a new medication today and some "Elektroterapy". My head feels like a gauz swab, I am peeing constantly into my diapers and vomiting into a bucket on my bedside.

No, I do not know any person of that name. Why? What does he want? And what is this tropy window?

Your suffering

Gr3tchen

The following mail was sent before I saw his mail to Gr3tchen:

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

I appreciate your quick response. It shows you are a serious businessman with whom I can cooperate.
I will answer your questions in time, but first I want to show my credentials.

Let me start with the more unpleasant part and move up from there.
1. I know that you are not who you claim to be. You never got even close to one family member of the Gaddhafi clan. Your only goal is to extract as much money as possible from gullible people by spamming their inboxes with a nice story about your deals with the former Libyan first family....you, my friend, are a scammer.
2. I do not condemn your actions and wish you all the best with your business activities. And I promise I will not interfere with your dealings with Gr3tchen K0gelberger........if we can come to an agreement which would be beneficial for me (of course), but would also grant you a nice little reward of some 35.000 US$ if everything goes according to my sophisticated plan, which, I assure you, does not involve any criminal activity whatsoever.
3. You should already have found out by now that Gr3tchen recently displayed signs of, let´s call it "mental instability". That is why she is currently in a very expensive private hospital to get treated. I am telling you this so you know she will be easy prey. Take this as an advance on our future deal.
4. You have, by sheer luck, tapped into something that is "slightly" larger in scale than your usual recipients. Caution is advised, paranoia is not. Just make sure not to blabber about this among your scammer pals.

I must insist that you keep this conversation highly confidential. Any attempts to notify Gr3tchen or Is4bella of this will have Gr3tchen´s laptop confiscated (the staff still does not know she has one, I can change that, and they will know where to look) and Is4bella will also be taken out of the equation.

From your letters so far I am confident that you will recognize a unique and lucrative business opportunity and send me an informal mail with your agreement to my proposal upon which I will answer your two questions. I will then send you a draft contract which you will print out twice, sign each copy and send the scans back to me. I will countersign both and send your scanned copy back to you.
With this completed I will reveal in detail my plan and your role in it.

Should you decide to back out of our deal at any time before the proper termination you will automatically forfeit not only the 35.000 US$ but also compensation for any of your expenses which might have occurred before your resignation. You will also cease with immediate effect any correspondence or conversation by whatever means with Gr3tchen and Is4bella.

Should I have to terminate this contract for any reasons you will be entitled to a lump sum of 10.000 US$ plus compensation for all your expenses that occurred up to the time of termination. You are then also free to continue your "scam" with Gr3tchen and Is4bella and I will not interfere in any way.

As far as I know Gr3tchen has set up an account on a dating website and has (she may be mentally deranged and a bimbo, but her looks are gorgeous) been contacted a few days ago by one of your colleagues claiming to be a widowed oil rig worker (George Clooney type) with a little daughter. You will have to keep up to get your money. Of course she has enough money for both of you, but she might lose interest in you when her hormons play up and her juices start to run.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon,

Guy

Evil Nephew has access to Greta´s mailbox and sends this to the lad:

Quote:

I should have visited Gretchen´s box a bit earlier (yes, her selection of passwords is pretty obvious for someone with a bit of brain). Seems we´re not off to a promising start.
Fortunately little Greta is out of commission and does not realize what is going on. Let´s keep it that way. Find some silly explanation for her or our deal is off. I can always ask "George Clooney" if you are not interested. He probably will be.
I am still willing to attribute that mail to a temporary misjudgement and let the offer stand. Don´t prove me wrong.

Guy

Dumb lad to Greta:

Quote:

Dear good partner
I received another message from the person,and the name of the
person is Guy,the person knows you very well.

Dear good partner by the name of almighty God you will become ok and i
will keep on praying for you.also careful for your email address and
your password because somebody has your password.

Unfortunately this mail never reaches the recipient and disappears in the trashcan.
Lad is desperately struggling to solve the mystery surrounding Guy:

Quote:

Mr Guy
Just tell me who you are and explain it well because i am not an
English man , also i don't need your money.right now i am in
Qatar,Doha and i will be going back to Libya in seven day time so if
possible,meet me in Qatar before seven days time and this my number
call me as soon as you get my message.Mr Hammad Mohammad:+97477xxxxxx.

So now it is seven days in Qatar. Superbrain is rudely shown his place in the food chain:

Quote:

Dear Moh4mmad,

there seems to be some profound misunderstandings on your side. Let me clear them up.
1. In my business you don´t "just tell someone", especially if this person has not yet proven his trustworthiness. And you have failed here abysmally, by sending an email to G. containing confidential information given to you. But don´t worry, your mail was deleted before it could be read, so no harm done.
2. I am not playing in the same league as you and your scammer friends. So don´t play games with me and try to give me orders what to do.
3. Your claim that you don´t need my money rings hollow, as you are currently trying to scam a few dollars out of G. with your little story. Don´t tell me you are doing this for fun.

It may be of interest to you, that "George Clooney" has just drained 3500 US$ from G. with a heartbreaking story of a medical emergency regarding his little daughter.

Read my last mail again and make an informed decision. And don´t try to bullshit me with "I don´t need your money".

Guy

A few more mails later Lad is still clueless, so Guid0 (Guy) decides to drop him, not without heaping some final abuse on him.

Quote:

Dear Moh4mmad,

just want to give you a last update before we are parting. The scammer Mr. "George Clooney lookalike" has positively responded to my mail and is now on my payroll.

As you are out of the loop I can give you some inside information. Your job would have been to extract as much money as possible from G. with the most stupid bullshit possible, so we could have used it in court to have G. declared legally incompetent and mentally insane. This would have given us access to H.´s offshore fund of some 35 Mio US$ and you a handsome reward.

Fortunately "George Clooney", the fake oil rig worker with his imaginary little daughter "Mary-Ann" has the intellectual capacity to realize a golden opportunity when it knocks on one´s door. So far he has siphoned more than 15.000 US$ out of G.´s account and is on the way to get a lot more. So he will be definitely worth the 35.000 US$ reward that I promised him.

It saddens me to see you now walk away with empty hands, but by your actions you have proven beyond doubt that you are too dimwitted for even a simple task like this.

You should write to poor G., the weather in Southern Germany sucks now and is contributing to her depression. She really needs some cheering-up as her trusted doctor has recommended to extend her stay in the loony-bin instead of getting her out as she had hoped. And her stepdaughter, the vineyard [expletive], is busy recovering from kicking her boyfriend out of the house because he [expletive] a Moroccan minor.

I still have a few jobs that do not require any brain, so call me if you think that you are qualified.

So long,

Guy

PS: H. was an arms dealer and I was his employee. We had close business relations with the Gaddhafi family, so I knew right away you were fake.

Lad needs time to digest all this. So many subtle hints about easy money and he does not get a single one. Greta is lonely:

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

I haven´t heard from you since your last mysterious mail. I have recovered from this strange medication and was even able to help a friend with an online bank transfer to have his daughter taken to a hospital for an emergency surgery.

No news from Helmut´s personal doctor, but I am still confident he is working on my case. Today the weather was quite chilly and cloudy, so I stayed in my room and watched TV. Had a 3 hour session with the psychiatrist who asked me funny questions and looked rather pissed off at my answers. So what. Dr. M3ngele will get me out of here.

Is4bella sent me a sad mail. She kicked her boyfriend out of her house after she found out he was cheating on her with a 17 year old girl from Marocco. Aren´t they muslims over there? What has the world come to. I feel very sorry for her. She is such a gorgeous and intelligent woman. She is Enologist at a world famous organic vineyard and has earned many awards for the vines she and her team have produced over the last two years - and she is only 23.

Did you manage to get safely out of Qatar or are they holding you for ransom now?

Stay safe,

Gr3tchen

Waiting...

Waiting...

One more poke by Greta:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Hammad,

did you manage to get out of Qatar? I am very worried that you have gone silent for four days now. Where are you now? Talk to me, i am very lonely here in my room. Dr. M3ngele has not shown up and I am still imprisoned here.

I am waiting,

Gr3tchen

Did the Evil Nephew blow the bait? One week goes by.

Nope, he is still there, but clueless as ever:

Quote:

Hi Gretchen how are you doing , hope you are getting better? well am doing good and am very glad to see your reply. but am having a lot of treat from your family and someone have your password.

That little snitch. A happy Gr3tchen replies:

Quote:

Dear Mr. H4mmad,

your letter brightens up my day, thank you a thousand times. I had a long talk with my doctor yesterday about my release from this place. At first I was pretty mad at him for suggesting that I should stay here for a couple of months more, but he did a very nice job explaining everything to me.

Afterwards I went out for a walk in the garden, and when I saw the walls around the clinic I had for the first time the feeling that they were not prison walls curbing my freedom but defensive bastions and ravelins protecting me from the evil lurking in the outside world. I am beginning to understand.

I got a saline drip today as I was vomiting a lot and threw up my complete lunch, but I am feeling better now. I just had some tea, biscuits and an apple for afternoon tea time and am ready to do some serious business. Promise not to tell anyone, but I am investing in the oil exploration business. I have a friend who gave me good tips for a lucrative deal to enhance H3lmut´s inheritance without any risk. I will tell you more at a later time.

If you are interested I can introduce to him so you can also benefit. What do you think?

Oh, and what is this about my family? I checked your last mails and can assure you that I do not know any Guy R0bertson. And I change my email password every month - H3lmut has set it up and I cannot disable it - so no one can get into my mailbox. It is impossible. Maybe you should challenge him with questions that only H3lmut and his relatives would know. I bet he will be out in no time. Do not worry, our conversations are safe.

Promise to keep in touch. I am looking forward to your next mail.

Your loving,

Gr3tchen

The medical team of the clinic have finally composed the right drug cocktail to slowly turn Gr3tchen into a docile and happy vegetable.

Will our Lad continue to pester Greta with this mailbox hacking issue.

Quote:

Dear Gr3tchen,
How are you today,i know that you will soon be ok because i know God that i am serving he will never disappoint me.

For the business i like you to tell me more about that before you introduce me to the person and also your family member are distoping me to much even telling me to be feeding them for what even your doing,that they will give me Euro35000,Telling me all the nonsense that is on his mouth.

lovely heart

H4mmad Moh4mmad

Attached are 4 pics: the Quran, the Bible and two with a hand holding a rose.

Is this turning romantic? Will Gr3tchen send a boob photo or will she lose her heart to John Honest (aka "George Clooney") and his daughter Mary-Ann? John is now running an oil exploration mission on an offshore field off the Nigerian coast and is seeking investors for a very lucrative deal.

More to come.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:07 pm

Our lad has gotten nowhere near any payment, none of his mails with business instructions have triggered the expected reply from Gr3tchen.

With his last mail it looks like he is trying to "love scam" Gr3tchen. So he is a long way away from his initial format. It may take a while before the first chance of a piggy might come up, but this is fine with me as I want to keep this lad as long as possible, even if I have to enter "terra incognita" of love baiting as a female character.

Gretchen is in receptive mood and sends an encouraging mail (with a few tricky questions).

Quote:

Dear friend,

thank you for the beautiful pictures you attached to your last mail. Yes, I am very fine now. Autumn is such a beautiful season here. All the leaves turn to orange, yellow or red, the morning fog is drifting slowly across the lake and then the sun comes out and warms everybody´s heart and soul. I spent the whole day yesterday sitting in the park and enjoying the scenery.

I am a bit worried about your obsession with my "family". I have searched all of Helmut´s contacts and there is no Guy Robinson [actually it is "Robertson"]. No one is in my mailbox, no one spies on our lives, we are safe. If you are still in contact with them you should ask them where Helmut and I met. Then tell me the answer. I am sure it is an impostor. And what did they want you to do for the 35.000 USD?

I have started a lucrative business deal with a Mr. John H0nest, who has obtained an oil exploration license from the Government of Nigeria and seeks investors. Are you interested? It is certainly safer than doing deals in the country of your arch enemy.

I have managed to install the picture "Take my flower and hold it well" as background on my netbook, so it is giving me strength and peace of mind whenever I open it.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, my dear friend.

Please let me know what my "family" plans. I am ready to foil their plans.

Your loving Gr3tchen

John H0nest´s name should be another hint for the lad that his Gr3tchen is successfully being scammed by a competitor - I took the name from the "H0nest John" short range ballistic missile. But I am afraid that even this blunt reference will not trigger any brain action.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 9:46 am

Lad is still obsessed with Evil Nephew and forwards all his mails to Gr3tchen.

She brushes everything off, but one line catches her eye. See what the Lad makes of this:

Quote:

Dear Moh4mmad,

I carefully read the mails form this mysterious Guy Robinson and as far as I can see they contain no other information than I already gave to you in my mails. This Guy just added some "spice" to it hoping it would look genuine. This looks to me like someone having hacked into your computer trying to confuse us and destroy our relationship. Again, there is no Guy R0binson neither in H3lmut´s family nor in his company.

I think you should set up a new mail account to get this Guy off your back. Let me know the address and I will stop using the old address.

I am puzzled by one sentence however. Why does he claim that "you are currently trying to scam a few dollars out of G. with your little story..."? Are you scamming (whatever this is) me, or is this just another dirty allegation by this mysterious Guy?

Take care my friend.

Love,

Gr3tchen

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:07 pm

Oh dear, Gr3tchen got a suitor...

Quote:

Dear good partner
Thanks Very much and this the new email address:[email protected].

I start dreaming about you all night but i don't know why,please can
you send me one of your lovely picture.

Thank

Gr3tchen is of course "oversexed" and "underserviced" since the sudden demise of her husband, but her hormones were solidly knocked out by her daily medication. But she still has very colourful phantasies, which she is willing to share with the lad - if certain conditions are met.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:43 pm

I let the lad wait for three days before Gretchen sends an encouraging mail.

Quote:

Dear Mohammad,

I have to apologize for the late answer. The Café next door with my WLAN connection closed for a couple of days for refurbishing and renovating, judging by the lack of guests and the presence of several trucks and minibuses. They must have switched off their WLAN during that time as I got no connection whatsoever.

Wow, my dear friend, I must admit I am very flattered. It has been a long time since a man told me something that nice. I would send you a picture of me right away, but the netbook Isabella gave me was brand new and contains nothing private. All my pics are on my laptop which is in my house - and the house is occupied by Helmut´s rude relatives, so no chance to get it for the time being. I will ask Isabella if she has a nice one of me.

Have you thought about investing with me in the oil exploration off the coast of Nigeria? Let me know. It seems to be a very promising endeavour.

I am more and more at ease and enjoy my stay. Today I put on makeup for the first time since I came here. It feels good.

Love,

Gretchen

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:52 am

And I thought he would never ask for money...

Quote:

Dear Gr3tchen,
how are you,i hope your very ok.i travel to united state America to
invest get business.I will spend 3weeks only also you can contact me
with this number:+1405283xxxx.

My good partner please i need your help,i lose my master card and i
have no miss to pay for my hotel bill.and i don't need any problem
between me and the hotel controller.it might lead contacting of US
security.please my heart help me.

For the investment in Nigeria, i am interested on it but i want you to
tell me well about the business or you give me the contact of the
person so that i will contact him.

i am waiting for your respond please

Thanks my lovely heart,i have to said it because it have been in my
heart for long.more than a month now.

As Gr3tchen is locked up she can only offer a bank to bank transfer.

Any experienced baiter interested in joining as John Honest, a lad scamming Gr3tchen quite successfully so far? Email addy does not have to match the name. Knowledge of Nigerian "pidgin" not required. First task will be to earn Moh4mmad´s trust. From there it is ad lib.

The USA number is a landline phone in Oklahoma city provided by Cox Cable according to "wiki-numbers.ru"

I´ve never had a lad like him on the hook. He dumped his initial format rather quickly, told "evil nephew" that he does not need any money, and now can afford a 3 weeks holiday in the USA. Even his attempt at a romance scam and his "lost credit card" do not have any real traction.

I need Honest John to find out more about him and his intentions.

He seems to be nicely hooked, whether he has the stamina for piggies, chops and safaris remains still to be seen. I am trying my best.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:39 am

I'm available. Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:41 pm

PM sent. Vacancy filled.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:56 pm

Gr3tchen´s suitor in financial troubles? No problem.

Quote:

Dearest friend,

it saddens me to see you are in trouble. Of course I will help you out of this unfortunate situation. Just send me your bank details with the amount required and I will make an online transfer without delay.

I am a bit jealous that you fly to the US. I haven´t been there since my poor Helmut died. I am from Portland, Oregon. Do you know this city? The surroundings are absolutely stunning this time of the year. I miss my home country. Fortunately southern Bavaria is also very nice, so I have some comfort.

I am not very good at explaining business deals, so I would prefer you contact John directly to discuss the matter with him. Let me know if you are happy with that and I will ask John for permission to forward his mail address to you.

I asked Is4bella for a nice photo of me, but at the moment she is very busy with the vineyard and with getting rid of her boyfriend who is too rich and too arrogant to take no for an answer. So the picture will have to wait.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Love

Gr3tchen

What bank account will the lad offer? Or will it be the boring Western Union-Moneygram routine?

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:16 pm

Lad sent me a wrong mail addy and complains that he does not hear from Gr3tchen.

It looks like he is Muslim, as he observes the "no-posting" rule on Friday and Saturday.

Quote:

Thank you for your mail , unlike what i told you that i lost my master
card and as i am now i'm afraid of the Hotel management because i
don't want the management to alert the USA security due to i don't
have any money left with me since i lost my master card , so baby i
need your assistant please call me on my mobile.
i sit right here thinking of you and how you make my heart beat,i
could never have thought that i will feel this way.you know how
surprise this is,i don't know how it happened and frankly i don't even
care, i want to love you and you love me too , i will love you forever
and never leave you, you will be in my arms, i promise you that ok
And i do not see the message you said that you sent to me , please
call me as soon as
possible ok.

Gr3tchen has given her phone for free to the nice nurse that takes care of her, she no longer insists on getting it back. She will have to tell our lad in one of the next mails.

Dumb lad has changed his mail address from ...00@... to ...01@...

Gr3tchen is in a hurry:

Quote:

Dearest,

I am in a hurry because I am being taken to a concert of chamber music in Starnberg as reward for my decent conduct. So I just resend you my mail that went nowhere:

Dearest friend,

it saddens me to see you are in trouble. Of course I will help you out of this unfortunate situation. Just send me your bank details with the amount required and I will make an online transfer without delay.

[...]

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Love

Gretchen

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:29 pm

While she enjoys Haydn´s Emperor´s Quartet, Lad sends Gr3tchen a tearful mail with the account of his mule. Too bad she won´t be able to answer until tomorrow afternoon:

Quote:

Good morning my love. Know that there is nothing better than waking up
with you in mind, even after having spent the night thinking about
you.
When I think or dream about you the best thoughts just come to my
mind. I hope today you've woken up in a good mood, happy, and able to
present yourself to the world with your bright eyes and with your most
beautiful clothes to bring more beauty to this little planet of ours.
You have the gift to bring me hope in any situation, from the time you
wake up and let me tell you good morning.
You have the talent to transform anything into something more
beautiful than the moment when it was created [bold by me], as you add warmth and
joy to our world. I hope you have woken up feeling quite cheerful and
able to transfer all your joy to all who cross your path (include me
in that list, too)this email i'm using now, i misplaced the password
but i'm lucky enough to get it back,this the account detail of one the
worker here in hotel,you know i can not use my account b/c am not with
my master card.

wells fargo.A/name
xxxxxxx xxxxx.A/no
101028363xxxx.
RTN;06310xxxx.
Bank addres;433
Nw 42 Ave Miami
FI.33126

plz baby i need $6000 to $7000,my hotel is $230 per day and i have
spend 6days but i budget to spend three weeks,baby i'm eating what
ever they cook in hotel because i don't have option,i have no money to
recharger my mobile phone and for taxes to take me around for my
mission.please my heart even if you don't have up to the amount please
transfer any amount you have ok for me.

Yes, Gr3tchen has the talent to transform anything into something else, as Mr. Lad is going to find out.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:00 pm

The generous transfer failed. And a reminder to contact H0nest J0hn:

Quote:

Dearest,

it was a very nice evening yesterday and after the concert we had a fantastic dinner in an excellent restaurant overlooking the lake. I got up very late this morning and finished my exercises just an hour ago. Dear Hassan, can you provide me with the SWIFT code of your bank account. It seems my online banking software insists on it and refuses to accept any other input. I will send you 10.000 USD, but it will have to be in 2 separate transfers of 5000 USD each, as my online banking is limited to this amount per day. I could get more if I used my credit cards, but they are kept under lock and key by the hospital.

Once I have the SWIFT code the money should be on your account in 3-5 working days. Hope this does meet your needs.

By the way, do you want to talk to John about his business proposal? Let me know.

Love,

Gretchen

I thought this would stall a bit longer, but no, the response pops up right away:

Quote:

My heart
This the information
Bank;wells fargo.
(1)A/N;xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
(2)A/NO;101028363xxxx.
(3)RTN;06310xxxx.
(4)Swift Code;WFB1US65
(5)Bank addres;433 Nw 42 Ave Miami F1.33126

i am sorry for the mistake,you know i don't know how American's are doing.please my heart save me out of this condition any amount is ok for me.

whatever i will do with mr john you will be aware for it and i think is good do it as joint business, what do you think.

Thanks
Your Lover Hammad

The Beatles once sang "money can´t buy me love". Well here is the proof that it can.

Account reported.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:01 pm

Before Gr3tchen can even attempt to try another online money transfer, our lad sends another plea with [drum roll] another account - duly reported as well.

Quote:

My heart
This the information you can use any one.

[First mule account]

OR

This,
(1)Bank name,TD bank,bank address 1701 south semoray drive Orlando Florida 32822
(2)Bank routing number:06701xxxx
(3)account number:431041xxxx
(4)swift code:nrthus33xxx
(5)account name:David lee xxxxx

i am sorry for the mistake,you know i don't know how American's are doing.please my heart save me out of this condition any amount is OK for me.

whatever i will do with Mr john you will be aware for it and i think is good do it as joint business, what do you think.

Thanks
Your Lover H4mmad

Two more pigs for the sty.

Joint business? He apparently means Gr3tchen´s money and his profit. Not going to happen. Little Greta strictly separates business and affairs of the heart.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:20 pm

Lad is sending another tearful message:

Quote:

My heart,

How are you,i hope that our great Allah(God) is still on your side.My heart i am waiting,one of the worker come to me today say to me,sir i don't know if you will deposit any money and i tell him that i will get to them.

My heart please any amount is ok for me.

How about 0.00 USD?

Let´s play a bit with his hormones:

Quote:

Dearest,

we had a terrible thunderstorm with high winds yesterday afternoon and it brought down a tree in the neighbourhood. It fell on the powerline and left us in the dark until this morning.

I have transferred the first batch of 5000 USD to Nancy and will transfer the remaining amount tomorrow to David´s account. Please allow 3-5 working days for the money to arrive.

They allowed me to go on a guided shopping tour today to get some warm clothing as it looks like winter is arriving. Temperatures have dropped to almost 0° and I still have just my flimsy sommer dresses with which I arrived here. They are going to pick me up in a few minutes so I have to be brief.

Your troubles will soon be over so do not let this mishap drag you down. As I will be here for a bit longer, why don´t you pay me a visit when you´re back from the USA? We have so much to talk about and I would like to know you better. They have a "matrimonial suite" here where we could "cohabitate" during your stay, so you don´t need to book a hotel - they are quite expensive here.

Love,

Gretchen

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:25 pm

Lad sends two almost identical messages within 1 hour:

Quote:

Thanks my heart

i am happy now,your are a good partner indeed but my heart Mr Nancy say that i will send him payment information either message from bank send to you on your email or your phone.

if you will give me letter that i will use to take visa from your embassy i will come and meet you,My heart.

please send the payment information ok.

The last sentence will be a big problem for Gr3tchen. But she can ask Is4bella for help

Quote:

Thanks my heart

i am happy now,your are a good partner indeed but my heart Mr Nancy say that i will send him payment information either message from bank send to you on your email or your phone.

My heart don't transfer the next one now,let me pick up this one first ok.and please send the payment information ok.

if you will give me letter that i will use to take visa from your embassy i will come and meet you,My heart.

Too bad Gr3tchen has already sent the second half of her financial support. As both transfers will bounce there is no harm done.
Gr3tchen also struggles with sending payment information.

Of course lad will not get an invitation letter for a Schengen visa as his love is now legally incompetent.

Act II: Fake lad will make contact with lad to check him out.

Quote:

Dearest,

I am very sorry, but I read your mails too late and transferred the second batch as well. I hope there is no harm done.

But there is something I do not understand. Both accounts are in the USA. Will you be able to withdraw the money at your location without credit card? The US have become very strict with money transfers out of the country. Do not hesitate to contact me if there is any problem.

I asked our administration about sending an invitation letter to have a friend get a Schengen visa to visit me. They told me that my legal competency has been temporarily suspended while I am here getting treatment, so my signature will be null and void. But that is no problem, as you can always get a Tourist visa for a 90 days stay at the German Embassy in the US.

I am not sure how to send the payment information. There is a button that says "print page" but I do not have a printer, and asking the staff to hook up my netbook to one of their printers would have our only line of communication confiscated within 10 seconds. I will have to ask Is4bella as she is very good with computers. Maybe she can tell me how to do it. In the meantime you will have to take my word for it.

I would love to write you more as I have so much to tell you, but it is almost coffee time and I have to hide my netbook from the nurses.

Oh, I have asked John to contact you regarding his business offer. He will use the code word "Ludwig" to legitimize himself. That is the name of the last king of Bavaria.

Take care, my love,

Gr3tchen

PM sent

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:12 pm

Honest John wrote:

Ludwig - Ludwig - Ludwig - d code word don show am for real broda .... omo abeg hit me back lets work dis well make we chop big ... na maga monie nor finish yet sha .. lets work my guy

na she go fall mugu for d sick child fmt we can work am well get monie, riches, we share 50-50
1 lov

john honest

Ludwig - Ludwig oh

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:11 pm

just in from Hassan

Lad C wrote:

ok,give me your number.my name na "C".i am waiting ok.This my number:+14******8

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 4:47 pm

^^^

Surprise, surprise. This looks like the beginning of a long friendship.

The lad´s mules are getting a bit too curious. Gr3tchen will have to mildly slap her suitor for that.

Quote:

My heart,Let me start by saying that I thank Allah I met you. As you may have known, the fountain of any friendship or relationship must spring up in the mind. It is very important for me to express to you how much you really mean to me.Thanks very much i so much appreciate your Assistance and I am more than happy. To be honest with you, I am really short of words here, but one thing I do know is that I have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about through chat, mail or phone, and I have a heart; a heart that is aching to see your smile. I would like to use this opportunity to say...I am delighted to have met you.i will like to live the rest of my life in America or Europe.

please my heart send to me this information:
(1) bank name that you from transfer the money:................
(2)name of the account holder:...............
(3)account number:...........................
(4)and country that the money was transfer from:...............

The two account holder demand the information.

my heart i know and i take what every you tell me but the problem now is that the people are demanding the information and you know am not the owner of the account i just get it from one of the worker here,please try and send it.

after i pick the money,i will go to the German Embassy but it will be in five days time,my hear i know it will not be a problem,base on who i am to Gaddafi son which is my master.my heart i think i up grading my English.

i am waiting for the mail from Mr john.

How do you see my picture that i sent to you and you have not send me any of your picture.

Thank
From Hammad

Gr3tchen is not amused:

Quote:

Dear H4mmad,

I am somewhat disappointed by the apparent lack of trust showing in your last mail. My late husband Helmut worked in the Defense Technology Trade and the basic rule here is confidentiality. If you want to be successful in this business you also have to accept deals that would be frowned upon by the public and politicians, and might also attract unwanted attention from the tax authorities. On top of that there are Helmut´s relatives who would be very interested to get their hands on the money in this particular account which is rightfully mine as Helmut´s widow. My late husband did not tell me a lot about his work, but he told me one thing over and over again - how to keep a secret a secret.

So I think you will agree that sending this information from a non-encrypted netbook via an open WLAN connection would be a folly. And let us not forget the CIA, the NSA, the MI6 and the German Bundesnachrichtendienst who are reading all our mails and would love to get this information.

Isabella sent me a beautiful and sexy picture of me which I wanted to attach to this email. However with your display of distrust I will put this on hold for the time.

Your very annoyed

Gr3tchen

Gr3tchen will go silent for the weekend to cool off.

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:51 am

With 10.000 USD approaching his purse, our lad skips his weekend (Fr-Sa) R&R and sends the following begging letter:

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My heart,
please don't take it in that way,you really want help your partner and you have started it already, why can't you finish it up,just to send name of account holder,bank name and country that the money transfer from.

my heart remember that you have send the money already just for me to pick it from the person that i use his account.and the both are say the same thing,that i will bring the sender name,name of the bank that transfer the money and country,and they say that without the information that they will not give me the money.because that is they office account and many people are paying money to the account and he due confirm by the information giving from owner of the money.

For me i know that you send the money but the problem is the people that i use they account.please my heart fine solution for this before it get too late.yesterday you promise me that lsabella will print the information,and i know that if she print it she will send it to my email address or forward,why can't you tell her to send in that why to me ok.

i see mail that look like mr john's mail,i think is his contact but i have not ready the mail.

my heart i am on hot seat now.

From
Lovely Hammad

Although Gr3tchen is still sulking she cannot resist checking her mail account after breakfeast. Hammad´s mail is, however, not brightening up her mood. She comes down on "lovely Hammad" like a ton of bricks:

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Mr. H4ssan G4ddafi,

oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did not want to read any more of your mails until Monday because I was really mad at you, but I am glad I did it, otherwise we both would be in deep trouble. From the information you sent me these bank accounts looked like private and personal, suddenly you claim that they are office accounts, which as you should know, are subject to frequent and unannounced internal audits. I thought I made it unmistakeably clear that sending money from my husband´s account is a very sensitive issue which should be kept out of the limelight. On top of that your so-called "friends" now threaten to keep your money if they can not extract confidential information from me ("they say that without the information that they will not give me the money"). Do they think we are stupid? How many times do their little [expletive] businesses get 5000 USD into their accounts? Once in a blue moon at best, and they cannot identify the transfer? Pathetic!

I have taken the necessary steps to kick these blackmailers out of the loop. I recalled both transfers and I will no longer conduct any financial transactions with these two thieving rats. The money is yours and I do not want any [expletive] to try and skim off his share. I would rather burn these 10.000 USD or squander them for some diamond encrusted sexy underwear before I will send them to their "accounts" again. Do not try to argue with me on that. My decision stands firm.

I may not be the brightest young woman, but I can see that your way of selecting friends needs some substantial make-over.

Can´t you open your own bank account so I can send the money directly? Or why don´t you ask John if he is willing to accept the transfers and forward them to you. I have a successful, trouble free and long standing business relationship with him and I consider him a trustworthy and reliable person, not some backstabbing and cheating rat like Nancy or Daniel. [his 2 US mules]

Your

Gr3tchen

Let´s see what our lad makes of that.

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:23 pm

I am really beginning to enjoy impersonating a female character. It is quite astonishing to me how much power you have over the lad.

Hammad is deeply wounded.

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My heart

How are you,i hope that Allah(God)hand is on you,i hope and i believe that one day i will receive a mail or a call from you, that you are at your home.
My heart before if you want to writ to me you normal start with (Dearest and end it with Love) but nothing like that again,if that this transaction will bring strange word or face for both of us, please we can live the transaction and you recall the money back.my heart for the account i give you i don't know if is private account or office account i only looking for solution to my problem that is why i landed in this hands of thieves.please as you say you will recall the money back, please i will like to hear that you have recall the money back for your next mail.

my heart,i am lacking much now,and is too difficult for me.today when i finish my morning prayer in the mosque i try to make one of the strong prayer leader friend,and i tell him that i want to use his account to receive money because i loose my master card and he promise to give me his account,without telling me later to bring the name of the person that pay the money,and once the person pay the money he will collect it at mosque ATM machine there.and give me.because he knows his balance.

I told you that Mr john contact me and you kept quite,why.if that this transaction will bring problem between us,we can we just live it,waiting to hear from you soon.

My Lovely HEART
From
Hammad

Not sure if that next account is from an ITP or from another willing mule. Anyway Gr3tchen will not reply before Monday.

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