Moment of Zen from a lad

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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:30 pm

Here's one I just got from a loan lad, who could give Dr. Phil a run for his money:

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WE know how you feel right now, but feel free because you will soon receive this loan. The great opportunity in your life is where you are right now. Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity for you. You have grand opportunities all round you. Open your eyes, and you will find it. Just believe that you have already receive this loan. NOTE:The insurance fee will not and can never
be deducted of the loan amount Okay.

Your loan check of $500,000.00 has be log in into our COMPUTER, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE THE PAYMENT NOW SO THAT WE CAN SEND YOU YOUR CHECK IMMEDIATELY, THIS IS THE ONLY FEE YOU ARE TO PAY BEFORE YOUR RECEIVE YOUR LOAN.

Hope to hear from you so that we can give you directive on how to make the payment now.

God Bless You.
Smith

Now that I have promised him to get the money together for the payment, I totally feel like my horizons are endless....

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:38 pm

^^ Typical lad copy and paste job.

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The great opportunity in your life is where you are right now. Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity for you. You have grand opportunities all round you