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Jimlad
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got this today...

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Now I know these guys have little or no education and that English is not usually their first language, but THIS is absolutely priceless. I nearly fell off my chair when I saw it!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

:yikes:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The evil Autocorrect struck again.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A classic piece of lad de-education!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The same phrase was recently posted in the goofy thread.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps the lad underwent some surgery.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Perhaps he did, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh ewwww- just grossed myself out.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Member JimMorisison has been getting the lads to use the phrase for the last 3 years. Great work Jim!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received the same email.

Post Scrotum: I'm going to respond.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was baffled, when I read that in your posting. that is hillarious deeducation.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Does the size of the circum matter? Is JimMorisison a cremaster baiter?

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you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
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