SAFARI - Picking up a shipment for the orphans

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Well after 3 months I finally got this barsted to travel. Very Happy

A little back story:

This is an orphanage lad from Ghana. My character Dan H@milton has tried numerous time to make a donation to help out the poor orphans... but after countless failed attempts to send Western Union payments it seemed all was lost...

But Dan has an idea! He will buy toys for the orphans and ship them over to Ghana! What kind of toys do the children like? 30 Macbook Air computers and 64 ipods for each of the orphans of course. A little over $35,000 in electronics total.

Using one of the Eater approved, 100% risky-free GPS shipping services, I sent a package that our lad could track... he waited with anticipation...

Unfortunately, due to the ebola crisis, the package had a long trip. Unable to use the main sorting facility in Guinea, the package spent 2 weeks bouncing around west Africa landing in every major city EXCEPT Accra, Ghana...

Finally the package settled in Abidjan, Cote d Ivoire. "Sorry sir, we do not ship to Ghana. You will have to pick up it up here." And after weeks of convincing, and ultimately Dan's decision to donate the package to a different orphanage if our lad couldn't go get it... he finally decided to move..

Good ol' Moses M@lone is the GPS shipping manager... he is here to make sure all customers are completely unsatisfied...

Enjoy

(Much more to come! Lets just say our lad has seen many Abidjan sunrises... Just working on editing and uploading Very Happy

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Quote:

I do not understand what is going on???

Lad arrives:

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/stredded-lad-in-abidjan-tuesday-07-october-2014

At the St. John's Cathedral:

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/at-the-cathedral-tuesday-07-october-2014

Still at the Cathedral

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/still-at-the-cathedral07-45-am-tuesday-07-october-2014

"Am at de Cathedral! By de roadside!"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/still-at-cathedral-08-47-am-tuesday-07-october-2014

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Our lad is in poor spirits. He has been waiting at the cathedral now for 7 hours and no one has picked him up...

"I have been here 7 hours! Over 7 hours now!"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/i-have-been-here-7-hours-11-02-am-tuesday-07-october-2014

Still waiting... I arrange a complimentary hotel for our lad

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/hotel-arrangements-11-41-am-tuesday-07-october-2014

An hour later, I receive numbers calls from a different number. Lad is in the hotel lobby. He leaves a series of messages "They say there is no room here with my name! Please call me back!"

Another night is spent along the roadside...

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

Nice one, Did he ever reveal how he planned on carting all that gear back to Ghana?

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:36 am

If this is the same orphanage lad, he is becoming a seasoned traveler! Where's the Safari

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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:17 am

Nice work. Orphanage lads are the lowest of the low, so reading about their lad pain is especially sweet.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

Was it him that suggested the macbooks and ipads?

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:27 pm

Nice work!

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:00 pm

Pure joy, especially since I despise orphanage lads with a particular passion. Great job, keep it up! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:11 pm

Awesome sauce! clapping

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:05 pm

The Dude safaris! Excellent work chock full of ladtastic pain!! Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Thanks! It's just getting started... ^^Those calls were from 3 days ago... and he is still searching for the office right now... Very Happy

So to catch up... our lad has just spent an evening sleeping along the roadside. He is now back waiting it the cathedral and...

he gets a call from the driver.

"Mr. R@ndy Tom speaking"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration/david-randy3

I waited about 3 hours and Moses calls back:

"I don't know why he started insulting me?!?"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/after-randy-call-08-23-am-wednesday-08-october-2014

I send lad to Youpogon, a neigborhood in Abidjan, with vague directions to the office. He spends the rest of the day waiting on the front steps of a college.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:02 pm

Sweet work Dude! Love how you have him totally on edge. Stellar!

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:40 pm

Great work! Keep up the pain.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Very late in the day, our lad receives another call from Randy the driver... he is upset.

10 minutes of full-on verbal abuse from Randy NSFW

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/full-on-randy-assault

So very late in the day, we send lad an SMS with an address in Dabou, about 50 kilometers west of Abidjan.

The next morning he is on a bus to Dabou. (I mistakenly thought be was on a bus home to Ghana, so I told him to turn around and head back to Abidjan.) THEN I realized that he was actually going further WEST! So I called him back and told him to go back to Dabou.

He was already on a bus BACK to Abidjan, so I tell him to get OFF the bus and walk back to Dabou! He does, and I call him again 3 hours later... he told me he was only 2 miles from Dabou, but clearly he was wrong...

"I have been jogging, jogging, but I can not get there!"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/walking-to-dabou-11-14-am-thursday-09-october-2014

He eventually makes it back to Dabou, and spends the night at the bus station.

Here's a map of his travels thus far, I hope you enjoy my photoshop skills...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Apr 2010 Posts: 16

Any webcams in that part of the world?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

^^ Very rare to find webcams anywhere in west Africa ^^

Lad has been waiting in Dabou. I tell him that I sent Randy to pick him up, and Randy told me that the lad was rude and abusive to him...

After spending all day in Dabou, I tell the lad he need to go to Divo, which is 154 kilometers WEST of his current location.

"I've been in Cathedral, I've been in Yapogon, I've been in College, I've been in Dabou... Where exactly is de office located?!?!"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/at-bus-station-in-dabou-11-58-pm-thursday-09-october-2014

After I get off the phone, he managed to talk to some locals and realized how far away Divo is from Dabou. I get a few emails. Very Happy

Quote:

Hello Mr Moses.

I have been calling you for a wile now and you are not picking and also i left you a voice mail message;Where exactly did the office locate? because someone told me that it will take me 5hours to get to Divo.and i dont want to come there and be dissarpionted again:So i want you to give me the address of your house so when i get to Divo i can locate you easy?Sir as soon as you get this mail i want you to call my mobile so we can talk.Hope to hear from you soonest....

Quote:

Hello Mr Moses,

How are you doing?i am in Divo now and i have been calling your mobile you are not picking my call,why?i dont think you will allow me to sleep outside as you told me you live in Divo and you told me to find a way and come to divo am at Divostation now and am waitng for you to come and pick me,sir i think you should get yourself a local sim card here because when i need you urgent i dont get you i still dont understand why you are useing viocmail,Sir am waiting for you at the divo station and i hope you will come to pick me,Sir as soon as you get this message i want you to call my mobile so we can talk am really worried here as you know that is not a small hours i spend in a car i need to relax sir,I really need to meet you this evening sir;i will not be happy if you do not call me and come to pick me because you are the one who told me to come to Divo so am there now waiting for you,God bless you and hope to hear from you soonest.And also where do you expect me to sleep here if you did not come it late here and there is know one i can ask for help i hope to see you soon.......

Quote:

Hello Mr Moses what is happen why dont you call me?

I wait and wait to get back to him... and eventually call back..

Lad in Divo

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/lad-is-waiting-in-divo-12-29-pm-saturday-11-october-2014

I am now up-to-date with the posts here on Eater. It is now Saturday evening in CdI, and right now laddy is about to spend yet another night at the bus station.

I hope you guys are enjoying the calls. I know some of them are a bit redundant, but I am just trying to keep him hooked and moving further and further... I have a feeling something bad is going to happen to his package, but not until I am certain that I can't get him to go any further from home.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

I'm loving it and want moar! Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:16 am

You can really feel the lad pain in these calls...

How long can you keep him going? I can hardly wait for the next post.

BTW - Randy and Moses are great. Randy sure has the lingo and the accent.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^ what if I told you 'Randy' was a soundboard?

Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Aug 2014 Posts: 482

If your character could somehow work at a gold mine Bonikro is about 250km away and is accessed via a chicken bus and some pretty terrible roads

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:40 pm

Many of us have baited this lad in the past, including Anita "Fullerbox." While checking messages this morning, I received some Gmail chat. Anita has some issues. She began whoring about 3 or 4 months ago and has become a bit of a dabbler in recreational pharmaceuticals. This exchange is NSFW or those troubled by mentions of drug use.

Lad Kofi: hello
Lad Kofi: How are you doing
Me: I'm ok. Getting high right now.
Lad Kofi: i really miss you and i really need your help
Me: Nah.
Lad Kofi: I told you am going to Cote d'ivoire
Lad Kofi: i am here since one week now and i can not meet the person
Me: Why are you there?
Lad Kofi: I want you to help me with some 1000 dollar to make a transport back to Ghana
Me: Why are you there?
Lad Kofi: i told you that i am coming to receive some computers
Me: So, sell a computer and go home.
Lad Kofi: I could not meet the person
Lad Kofi: i really need your help
Lad Kofi: please
Me: What do u mean you couldn't meet them?
Lad Kofi: The person his just a liar
Me: I'm either way 2 high and time has stopped or sumthings wrong cuz u been tying for 10 minutes.
Me: Lied about what?
Lad Kofi: About the computer
Lad Kofi: he could not meet me he was just telling liars
Lad Kofi: he have been sending me everywhere in the country and still i can not meet him
Lad Kofi: all my money is finish
Lad Kofi: please just help me with 1000 dollar so i can come back to Ghana
Me: I don't understand.
Me: Why wouldn't he meet you? Give me a sec to pack another bowl. Do u get high?
Me: U there?
Lad Kofi: He was a liar i told you he his just wasting my time in Abidjan i have been sleeping at the road side for the past three days now i need to get back to Ghana please
Me: Explain all of it to me. I'm a little slow right now cuz this is some good shit.
Lad Kofi: Before i come here i told you the person tell me to come and receive some computers for the orphans but since i arrive here i never pick my calls
Lad Kofi: and also the address he give is a wrong address
Me: Well u shoulda picked ur calls.
Lad Kofi: i ask everyone here about the address and they told me it just a liar
Me: What do u mean wrong address? I'm sure he knew the address. That would be stupid. How could he get paid for the computers unless he met u?
Lad Kofi: You have to understand me i dont have enghou time in cyber
Me: Cybersex? Ppl still do that?
Lad Kofi: I mean Cyber
Lad Kofi: He is just a liar am in Abidjan sleepin at the road side
Me: Whats that mean. I dont understand?
Lad Kofi: he is just wasting my time here
Me: Get a hotel or stay at another orphanage
Me: Do u get high too? Have u tried meth?
Lad Kofi: Can You help me with the money?
Me: How?
Lad Kofi: u can send it by Western Union
Lad Kofi: i will ask for someone here to give me his ID
Me: They banned me from there. Theguy who sells me my weed had me pay and he got busted. Anybody seniding money to him in the pasted has ben ban
Lad Kofi: OKAY but you can send it by Money Gram
Me: I can try. I have a whoring cleint at noon. Right after I fuck and blow him, I'll go to the moneygram. k?
Me: Hold on.
Lad Kofi: Okay I will send you the information and as soon as you make the transfer send me the info by mail
Me: I had it wrong. I have to give him a blow job fisrt then fuck him.
Lad Kofi: Receiver Name; AXXXXX MXXXXX SXXXX Romeo
Lad Kofi: Receiver Country; Cote D'ivoire
Me: k. so u can go home 2 Ghana, right? how u payin back to me?
Lad Kofi: When i get to Ghana i will pay you back i promise
Me: Whats the addy?
Lad Kofi: meaning?
Me: The addy for the computers?
Lad Kofi: It apple computers and it for the orphans but he was just a liar
Lad Kofi: my time is finish
Lad Kofi: i have to go
Me: Haha! ur name is coffee! like starbucks? that shit is funny!
Me: Did u say u took someone's ID? Cuz i dont wann play no part in an ID theftt thing. I want no problems with illegal things.
Lad Kofi: You dont have to worry here is Abidjan and i dont have abidjan ID am a Ghanaian okay Am using the owner of the Cyber ID he his a good man to trust just send the money okay
Lad Kofi: please i have to go now
Me: Whats a cyber ID?
Lad Kofi: I mean the owner of the Cyber Cafe
Lad Kofi: Am using his ID
Lad Kofi: Receiver Name; AXXXXX MXXXXX SXXXX Romeo

Receiver Country; Cote D'ivoire
Lad Kofi: Do you understand ?
Me: Is it a coffee cafe cuz they all mean the same thing.
Lad Kofi: okay

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:26 pm

dementedman wrote:

^^ what if I told you 'Randy' was a soundboard?

Laughing

Nicely done. Do you have a link to "Randy" soundboard?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Bware: I love that he is begging another baiter for a Westy. I'm sure that will work out well for him! Very Happy

Pigeon: Randy comes courtesy of The Monsignor, and only comes out on special occasions when lads require the highest level of customer satisfaction...

Moses did not bother to call lad at all today. After all, it is Sunday, and Moses doesn't work on Sunday. I got a few messages, including one from lads phone from someone screaming French.

I also received these two SMS:

Quote:

Hell mr hoses how are u sir? sir why dont u come pick me yesterday? and also u dont even call me u keep me worried. it all this a game? u allow me to sleep at the road side again sir it is not good. why are u doing this to me after a lot of hours i spend in a bus u turn me to a football that u can play anywhere

and:

Quote:

Salut mr moses. je suis celui qui loge davids a divo.. vraiment faite l'effort de venir liberer le petit qui est venu en cote d'ivoire a cause de vous.si.. (rest of message cut off)

ETA: Also noticed I had this gem in my inbox...

Quote:

Hello Mr Moses,Why are you doing this to me you making me sufferd too much in this country do you think What you are doing to me is good,i think you just want me to come to this country and die,trueout yestarday i did not eat anything and you dont border to call me als it not good and if am having some bus fee with me i will have go back to Ghana i cant have access to my office email here if not i will have write to Mr dan and tell him what you are doing to me in this country am he will be willing to hear from mr for the past eightdays sir am really- suferd here you are the one who told me to come from Ghana to Abidjan and also you turn me to a football that you can play anywhere in the country you sending me up and down in the country still i never meet you,you said you will be coming last night but you didnt,you keep me sufferd to much if it were you what will you have done? where are you and why dont you come to pick me sir it not right for you to keep me sufferd i think when i die finish in this country you can get the package then, you really makeing me sufferd i have been sleeping outside the country for good five days now.Is this what you want me to come and receive in the country?hope to hear from you soon...

Sounds like he's doing just fine to me Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:00 am

Those damn GPS trackers are notorious for falling off the packages, I think it's has something to do with the humidity. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for this terrible occurrence. Twisted Evil

Top shelf lad pain there, Sir! clapping

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:54 am

Ive enjoyed following this Mr L, well done again !!!!! Cool

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